L1[00:12:15] <Forec​aster> %tonk

L2[00:12:19] <MichiBot> Eureka! Forec​aster! You beat your own previous record of 1 hour, 49 minutes and 51 seconds (By 33 minutes and 28 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L3[00:12:20] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new record is 2 hours, 23 minutes and 20 seconds! No points gained for stealing from yourself. (Lost out on 0.00056 x 2 = 0.00112)

L4[00:26:08] <Va​ur> %sip

L5[00:26:11] <MichiBot> You drink a concentrated purple potion (New!). Vaur turns into a shark robot girl until they see a bird.

L8[01:23:24] <Redston​eParkour> %sip

L9[01:23:25] <MichiBot> You drink an aligned solarium potion (New!). The next fork RedstoneParkour touches tells them it's most deeply guarded secret.

L10[01:23:34] <Va​ur> %sip

L11[01:23:35] <MichiBot> You drink a wild coral potion (New!). It tastes sour.

L12[02:10:12] <Redston​eParkour> %sip

L13[02:10:13] <MichiBot> You drink a bubbly coralcreep potion (New!). It tastes bitter.

L15[02:40:24] <Redston​eParkour> %tonk

L16[02:40:25] <MichiBot> Uh-oh! Redston​eParkour! You beat Forec​aster's previous record of 2 hours, 23 minutes and 20 seconds (By 4 minutes and 45 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L17[02:40:27] <MichiBot> RedstoneParkour's new record is 2 hours, 28 minutes and 5 seconds! RedstoneParkour also gained 0.00024 (0.00008 x 3) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #5. Need 0.18563 more points to pass Compan​ionCube!

L20[04:28:07] <MichiBot> Waiter!! Waiter!! Theres Michiyos Minecraft save scanner to detect Eldritch memetics in my soup!

L22[04:35:50] <Redston​eParkour> %sip

L23[04:35:52] <MichiBot> You drink a forbidden pink potion (New!). RedstoneParkour shrinks by a negligible amount for 10 minutes.

L24[05:12:02] <Va​ur> %tonkout

L25[05:12:03] <MichiBot> Dad-Sizzle! Va​ur! You beat Redston​eParkour's previous record of 2 hours, 28 minutes and 5 seconds (By 3 minutes and 32 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L26[05:12:05] <MichiBot> Va​ur has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.002 tonk points! plus 0.001 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to 50% because stealing) Current score: 1.70579. Position #3 Need 0.063801 more points to pass Spider ​EveryOS!

L28[05:21:01] <Amanda> Turns out it's an instructional guide

L29[05:36:37] <Forec​aster> works for me!

L30[05:36:54] <Redston​eParkour> %sip

L31[05:36:55] <MichiBot> You drink an unaligned pussplum potion (New!). RedstoneParkour watches helplessly as 0.071 tonk points take flight into the horizon. (Rem. uses: 0)

L32[05:37:13] <Redston​eParkour> well

L33[05:42:12] <Va​ur> %sip

L34[05:42:13] <MichiBot> You drink an included weather potion (New!). A tiny genie appears, gives Vaur a thumbs up, and poofs away.

L35[06:10:37] <Spider ​EveryOS> %sip

L36[06:10:38] <MichiBot> You drink a tacky solarium potion (New!). The bottle turns into a pink trident.

L37[06:15:38] <Va​ur> %sip

L38[06:15:39] <MichiBot> You drink an unaligned purple potion (New!). Vaur: Nothing seemed to happen...

L39[06:24:13] <Redston​eParkour> %tonk

L40[06:24:15] <MichiBot> Consarn it! Redston​eParkour! You beat Va​ur's previous record of <0 (By 1 hour, 12 minutes and 10 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L41[06:24:16] <MichiBot> RedstoneParkour's new record is 1 hour, 12 minutes and 10 seconds! RedstoneParkour also gained 0.0012 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #5. Need 0.25543 more points to pass Compan​ionCube!

L42[06:25:00] <Redston​eParkour> %sip

L43[06:25:02] <MichiBot> You drink a forked salmon potion (New!). RedstoneParkour gains the ability to see previously unseen bricks until they have an apple.

L44[06:37:05] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster

L45[06:37:07] <MichiBot> You fling a fractured dilithium potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster: Nothing seemed to happen...

L46[06:37:22] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> Could be worse...

L47[07:13:36] <Forec​aster> what's worse, something bad definitely happening, or nothing *seeming* to have happened

L48[07:44:15] <Va​ur> %tonk

L49[07:44:17] <MichiBot> Huzzah! Va​ur! You beat Redston​eParkour's previous record of 1 hour, 12 minutes and 10 seconds (By 7 minutes and 51 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L50[07:44:18] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 1 hour, 20 minutes and 2 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.00026 (0.00013 x 2) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need 0.063541 more points to pass Spider ​EveryOS!

L51[07:44:24] <Va​ur> %sip

L52[07:44:25] <MichiBot> You drink a circular aegisalt potion (New!). Vaur's skin turn the color of avesmingo but with a rød glow until someone turns on a lamp.

L53[11:14:33] *** Joins: Hawk777 (~Hawk777@2001:569:7cae:7e00:ad8b:3c45:8230:e129) Hawk777

L54[11:15:45] <Va​ur> %tonkout

L55[11:15:46] <MichiBot> Zounderkite! Va​ur! You beat your own previous record of 1 hour, 20 minutes and 2 seconds (By 2 hours, 11 minutes and 26 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L56[11:15:47] <MichiBot> Va​ur has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk points! plus 0.004 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 1.71305, Position #3 Need 0.056541 more points to pass Spider ​EveryOS!

L57[11:15:53] <Va​ur> %sip

L58[11:15:53] <MichiBot> You drink a proprietary purple potion (New!). The potion bottle is suddenly on fire! Vaur takes 1d​4 => 4 fire damage before letting go of it!

L60[11:57:10] *** Joins: Hawk777 (~Hawk777@2001:569:7cae:7e00:ad8b:3c45:8230:e129) Hawk777

L61[12:08:16] <Va​ur> %sip

L62[12:08:18] <MichiBot> You drink a punctual emerald potion (New!). Oh no, Vaur got a health potion, there's probably a boss fight coming!

L63[12:11:41] <Redston​eParkour> %sip

L64[12:11:42] <MichiBot> You drink a concentrated strawberry potion (New!). The potion contained a computer virus! It sent a message to all of RedstoneParkour's friends telling them that they love them!

L65[12:16:24] <Forec​aster> %tonk

L66[12:16:25] <MichiBot> Potzblitz! Forec​aster! You beat Va​ur's previous record of <0 (By 1 hour and 39 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L67[12:16:26] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new record is 1 hour and 39 seconds! Forecaster also gained 0.00101 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #1.

L68[13:33:44] <Forec​aster> %tonkout

L69[13:33:45] <MichiBot> Awesome! Forec​aster! You beat your own previous record of 1 hour and 39 seconds (By 16 minutes and 40 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L70[13:33:46] <MichiBot> Forec​aster has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.001 tonk points! Current score: 1.810979, Position #1

L71[13:39:44] <Amanda> %choose rain box or wait

L72[13:39:45] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: You *could* do "rain box", I guess.

L73[13:47:55] <Amanda> Hrm.

L74[13:48:56] <Amanda> Sounds like dad's getting started on dinner, so maybe after

L75[14:45:07] <Va​ur> %tonk

L76[14:45:09] <MichiBot> Zoinks! Va​ur! You beat Forec​aster's previous record of <0 (By 1 hour, 11 minutes and 23 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L77[14:45:10] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 1 hour, 11 minutes and 23 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.00119 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need 0.055351 more points to pass Spider ​EveryOS!

L78[14:45:12] <Va​ur> %sip

L79[14:45:13] <MichiBot> You drink an nth-dimensional black potion (New!). A bard starts playing a lute behind Vaur until they download a car.

L81[16:02:07] <Amanda> %choose iced creams or be good

L82[16:02:08] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: I'm 40% "iced creams"!

L83[16:02:29] <Amanda> Hrm

L86[16:47:34] <Amanda> I should have had iced creams, but it's too late now

L87[16:57:36] <Re​nno> what version of OpenOS was 2 years ago

L88[17:36:06] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> OC 1.8 - 1.8.3 were in 2023.

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L91[18:23:49] <Spider ​EveryOS> %tonkout

L92[18:23:50] <MichiBot> Wah! Spider ​EveryOS! You beat Va​ur's previous record of 1 hour, 11 minutes and 23 seconds (By 2 hours, 27 minutes and 17 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L93[18:23:51] <MichiBot> Spider ​EveryOS has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk points! plus 0.002 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to 50% because stealing) Current score: 1.775591. Position #2 Need 0.035388 more points to pass Forec​aster!

L94[18:23:51] <Spider ​EveryOS> %sip

L95[18:23:52] <MichiBot> You drink a rising cerulium potion (New!). Spider EveryOS gains the ability to talk to Goats until they have an eroded potion.

L96[18:36:27] <Re​nno> finally benchmarked my openos fork

L97[18:36:30] <Re​nno> 0.95 seconds to boot

L98[18:49:27] <Re​nno> well technically that's the boot file time, total uptime to the point of finishing the boot file is 1.4 seconds

L99[18:53:48] <Re​nno> I could've sworn previous versions of OpenOS were slower to boot 🤔

L100[18:53:57] <Re​nno> 1.8.9 seems to be around 1.9 seconds?

L101[18:54:05] <Re​nno> ~2 seconds*

L102[20:05:43] <Ocawes​ome101> At some point the issue simply becomes number of bytes read

L103[20:06:00] <Ocawes​ome101> Before that it's number of files read

L105[21:38:25] <Forec​aster> %tonk

L106[21:38:26] <MichiBot> Yikes! Forec​aster! You beat Spider ​EveryOS's previous record of <0 (By 3 hours, 14 minutes and 36 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L107[21:38:27] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new record is 3 hours, 14 minutes and 36 seconds! Forecaster also gained 0.00324 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #1.

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L109[23:19:10] <Izzy> Michiyo: you didn't ask but I have my printer daemon working

L110[23:31:36] <luna​r_sam> 2am false fire alarm jumpscare

L111[23:45:58] <Redston​eParkour> %sip

L112[23:45:59] <MichiBot> You drink a proprietary nectar potion (New!). The bottle turns into a rainbow sling.