L1[00:12:53] <CompanionCube> %tonkout
L2[00:12:58] <MichiBot> Jiminy Cricket!
CompanionCube! You beat Forecaster's previous record of 2
hours, 18 minutes and 27 seconds (By 32 minutes and 59 seconds)! I
hope you're happy!
L3[00:12:59] <MichiBot> CompanionCube has
stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.002 tonk
points! plus 0.001 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to
50% because stealing) Current score: 1.46777. Position #2 Need
0.01901 more points to pass Spider EveryOS!
L4[00:13:09] <CompanionCube> %drink
L5[00:13:11] <MichiBot> You drink a salty
tiberium potion (New!). The bottle turns into a sword.
L6[01:07:35] <CompanionCube> %drink
L7[01:07:37] <MichiBot> You drink a wild
rainbow potion (New!). CompanionCube has a single tear roll down
their cheek for some reason.
L8[03:01:38] 
<Spider
EveryOS> %tonk
<Spider
EveryOS> %tonkL9[03:01:40] <MichiBot> Geez! Spider
EveryOS! You beat CompanionCube's previous record of <0
(By 2 hours, 48 minutes and 42 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L10[03:01:41] <MichiBot> Spider
EveryOS's new record is 2 hours, 48 minutes and 42 seconds!
Spider EveryOS also gained 0.00281 tonk points for stealing the
tonk. Position #1.
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L13[06:17:12] <Forecaster> %tonk
<Forecaster> %tonkL14[06:17:13] <MichiBot> Yikes!
Forecaster! You beat Spider EveryOS's previous record of 2
hours, 48 minutes and 42 seconds (By 26 minutes and 51 seconds)! I
hope you're happy!
L15[06:17:14] <MichiBot> Forecaster's
new record is 3 hours, 15 minutes and 33 seconds! Forecaster also
gained 0.00135 (0.00045 x 3) tonk points for stealing the tonk.
Position #5. Need 0.03028 more points to pass
RedstoneParkour!
L16[07:16:18] <Amanda> Bah. I probably
should go back to sqlite. The zip library this is using isn't
meant for random access
L17[07:57:33] <Forecaster> Bend it to your will!
<Forecaster> Bend it to your will!L18[08:22:49] ⇨
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L26[09:48:32] <Forecaster> %tonkout
<Forecaster> %tonkoutL27[09:48:34] <MichiBot> Geez! Forecaster!
You beat your own previous record of 3 hours, 15 minutes and 33
seconds (By 15 minutes and 46 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L28[09:48:35] <MichiBot> Forecaster has
tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk points!
plus 0.004 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score:
1.01445, Position #5 Need 0.02328 more points to pass
RedstoneParkour!
L29[09:48:40] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER:
check if new schedule worked
L30[09:51:06] <Amanda> bah.
L31[09:51:17] <Amanda> %remindme 20h check
if scheduled action worked _now_
L32[09:51:18] <MichiBot> I'll tell you
"check if scheduled action worked _now_" in 20h at
07/22/2025 05:51:17 AM
L33[09:53:46] <CompanionCube> %drink
L34[09:53:48] <MichiBot> You drink a
circular nectar potion (New!). CompanionCube feels the need to use
"%fling".
L35[09:54:01] <CompanionCube> %fling
Forecaster
L36[09:54:02] <MichiBot> CompanionCube is
flinging something at Forecaster! They have 5 minutes if they want
to attempt to %defend against it!
L37[09:54:03] *
MichiBot The VMSCluster running since 1982 angered a witch and was
turned into a toad.
L38[09:59:05] <MichiBot> CompanionCube
flings a VMSCluster running since 1982 in a random direction. It
hits Forecaster in the small of the back. They take 1d4 => 4
damage!
L39[10:14:57] <Forecaster> Ow D:
<Forecaster> Ow D:L40[10:21:10] <Amanda> %splash @Forecaster
with mutable potion
L41[10:21:11] <MichiBot> You fling a
mutable copper potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster.
@Forecaster turns into a crocodile boy until they steal the concept
of stealing.
L42[10:31:45] *
Amanda orders MichiBot some %soup
L43[10:31:47] <MichiBot> Waiter!! Waiter!!
Theres a particle transmission in my soup!
L44[11:09:42] <Vaur>
%tonk
<Vaur>
%tonkL45[11:09:43] <MichiBot> Shoot! Vaur! You
beat Forecaster's previous record of <0 (By 1 hour, 21
minutes and 9 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L46[11:09:44] <MichiBot> Vaur's new
record is 1 hour, 21 minutes and 9 seconds! Vaur also gained
0.00135 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need
0.30642 more points to pass CompanionCube!
L47[11:10:18] <Vaur>
traveling wasn't a good idea I see how it is
<Vaur>
traveling wasn't a good idea I see how it isL48[11:49:52] <Forecaster> Amanda: hey D:<
<Forecaster> Amanda: hey D:<L49[11:51:01] <Amanda> :3
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L51[12:02:52] <Vaur>
%sip
<Vaur>
%sipL52[12:02:53] <MichiBot> You drink a frosty
adamantium potion (New!). Vaur now has a mullet until their next
sip of water.
L53[13:24:38] <Forecaster> %tonk
<Forecaster> %tonkL54[13:24:39] <MichiBot> Huzzah!
Forecaster! You beat Vaur's previous record of 1 hour, 21
minutes and 9 seconds (By 53 minutes and 46 seconds)! I hope
you're happy!
L55[13:24:40] <MichiBot> Forecaster's
new record is 2 hours, 14 minutes and 55 seconds! Forecaster also
gained 0.0018 (0.0009 x 2) tonk points for stealing the tonk.
Position #5. Need 0.02148 more points to pass
RedstoneParkour!
L56[13:25:19] <Spider
EveryOS> %sip
<Spider
EveryOS> %sipL57[13:25:20] <MichiBot> You drink a
4th-dimensional yellow potion (New!). Dramatic music briefly plays
in the distance.
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L61[15:11:29] <Amanda> Meow
L62[15:30:59] <Amanda> %choose hallucinate
or waves
L63[15:30:59] <MichiBot> Amanda: If
I've learned anything in life it's that you always pick
"waves"
L64[15:50:23] <CompanionCube> %tonk
L65[15:50:25] <MichiBot> Wut!
CompanionCube! You beat Forecaster's previous record of 2
hours, 14 minutes and 55 seconds (By 10 minutes and 50 seconds)! I
hope you're happy!
L66[15:50:26] <MichiBot>
CompanionCube's new record is 2 hours, 25 minutes and 45
seconds! CompanionCube also gained 0.00054 (0.00018 x 3) tonk
points for stealing the tonk. Position #2. Need 0.02128 more points
to pass Spider EveryOS!
L67[15:50:28] <CompanionCube> %drink
L68[15:50:30] <MichiBot> You drink a safe
dalekanium potion (New!). CompanionCube's hair grows 2 times
longer until they see a star fall.
L69[15:55:19] <Spider
EveryOS> %sip
<Spider
EveryOS> %sipL70[15:55:21] <MichiBot> You drink a
fractured aether potion (New!). When Spider EveryOS brings the
bottle down they see A Rock colored plastic flamingo. It stares
into their soul.
L71[16:55:36] *
Amanda orders MichiBot some more %soup
L72[16:55:39] <MichiBot> Waiter!! Waiter!!
Theres exactly 5d20 => [2,1,7,10,8] shoes in my soup!
L73[16:56:14] <Amanda> 28 shoes? Well at
least it's even this time
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L75[17:29:04] <Amanda> %p
L76[17:29:05] <MichiBot> Ping reply from
Amanda 0.75s
L77[18:04:16] *
Amanda curls up atop Elfi, meows eepily about how she made a new
"file format" that's actually just a bunch of
markdown and json files in a zip
L78[18:04:39] *
Amanda does a heccen zzzmew
L79[18:04:42] <Amanda> Night girls
L80[18:21:10] <CompanionCube>
%tonkout
L81[18:21:11] <MichiBot> Boom!
CompanionCube! You beat your own previous record of 2 hours, 25
minutes and 45 seconds (By 5 minutes)! I hope you're
happy!
L82[18:21:12] <MichiBot> CompanionCube has
tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.002 tonk points!
plus 0.002 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score:
1.47231, Position #2 Need 0.01728 more points to pass Spider
EveryOS!
L83[18:21:17] <CompanionCube> %drink
L84[18:21:18] <MichiBot> You drink an
aligned violet potion (New!). The bottle turns into a piece of
bacon. CompanionCube has found 1 piece of bacon so far. (Rem. uses:
0)
L85[18:21:35] <Spider
EveryOS> %sip
<Spider
EveryOS> %sipL86[18:21:38] <MichiBot> You drink a
trapezoid transparent potion (New!). Spider EveryOS knows the exact
location of a particular molecule of oxygen until they use
"Nice Jeez" in a sentence.
L87[19:40:33] <Forecaster> %tonk
<Forecaster> %tonkL88[19:40:35] <MichiBot> Wut! Forecaster!
You beat CompanionCube's previous record of <0 (By 1 hour,
19 minutes and 23 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L89[19:40:36] <MichiBot> Forecaster's
new record is 1 hour, 19 minutes and 23 seconds! Forecaster also
gained 0.00132 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #5. Need
0.02016 more points to pass RedstoneParkour!
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L91[19:52:41] <Spider
EveryOS> %sip
<Spider
EveryOS> %sipL92[19:52:43] <MichiBot> You drink a
prickly water potion (New!). Spider EveryOS loses exactly a handful
of luck.
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L94[21:20:47] <Spider
EveryOS> %tonkout
<Spider
EveryOS> %tonkoutL95[21:20:49] <MichiBot> Fopdoodle! Spider
EveryOS! You beat Forecaster's previous record of 1 hour, 19
minutes and 23 seconds (By 20 minutes and 49 seconds)! I hope
you're happy!
L96[21:20:50] <MichiBot> Spider EveryOS
has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.001 tonk
points! Current score: 1.49059. Position #1
L97[21:20:55] <Spider
EveryOS> %sip
<Spider
EveryOS> %sipL98[21:20:56] <MichiBot> You drink a square
yellow potion (New!). Spider EveryOS is suddenly wearing a tiny
glove on each finger.
L99[21:21:12] <Spider
EveryOS> tinygloves ™
<Spider
EveryOS> tinygloves ™L100[21:25:21] ⇦
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L102[22:02:05] <Forecaster> %tonk
<Forecaster> %tonkL103[22:02:06] <MichiBot> Uh-oh!
Forecaster! You beat Spider EveryOS's previous record of
<0 (By 41 minutes and 17 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L104[22:02:07] <MichiBot>
Forecaster's new record is 41 minutes and 17 seconds!
Forecaster also gained 0.00069 tonk points for stealing the tonk.
Position #5. Need 0.01947 more points to pass
RedstoneParkour!
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L109[23:58:56] <Forecaster> %tonk
<Forecaster> %tonkL110[23:58:59] <MichiBot> Dogast!
Forecaster! You beat your own previous record of 41 minutes and 17
seconds (By 1 hour, 15 minutes and 35 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L111[23:59:00] <MichiBot>
Forecaster's new record is 1 hour, 56 minutes and 52 seconds!
No points gained for stealing from yourself. (Lost out on
0.00126)