L1[01:07:40] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> *Grabs a Beheading 10 Draconium Cleaver*

L2[02:26:15] <Spider ​EveryOS> %tonk

L3[02:26:15] <MichiBot> Blast! Spider ​EveryOS! You beat Compan​ionCube's previous record of <0 (By 3 hours, 5 minutes and 50 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L4[02:26:16] <MichiBot> Spider EveryOS's new record is 3 hours, 5 minutes and 50 seconds! Spider EveryOS also gained 0.0031 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #1.

L5[04:28:46] *** Joins: Hawk777 (~Hawk777@2001:569:7cae:7e00:f97d:ba17:8c8:cf89) Hawk777

L6[05:14:21] <Re​nno> lol someone installed mineos on ocelot online and it requires a tier 3 gpu so it just gets stuck on the boot screen

L7[05:38:52] <CompanionCube> %tonkout

L8[05:38:53] <MichiBot> Yippee! Compan​ionCube! You beat Spider ​EveryOS's previous record of 3 hours, 5 minutes and 50 seconds (By 6 minutes and 47 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L9[05:38:54] <MichiBot> Compan​ionCube has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk points! plus 0.002 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to 50% because stealing) Current score: 1.22299. Position #2 => #1 (Overtook Spider EveryOS)

L10[05:38:59] <CompanionCube> %drink

L11[05:39:01] <MichiBot> You drink a concentrated rød potion (New!). When CompanionCube drinks the last drop, a bucket of water materializes above their head and dumps its contents over them. CompanionCube avoids the bucket and it's content! (19 vs DC 8)

L12[06:29:44] *** Joins: Vexatos (~Vexatos@p200300eaef155d001a44e2f55bf4a98b.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) Vexatos

L15[07:26:33] <Redston​eParkour> %tonk

L16[07:26:33] <MichiBot> Blast! Redston​eParkour! You beat Compan​ionCube's previous record of <0 (By 1 hour, 47 minutes and 40 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L17[07:26:34] <MichiBot> RedstoneParkour's new record is 1 hour, 47 minutes and 40 seconds! RedstoneParkour also gained 0.00179 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #4. Need 0.08766 more points to pass Va​ur!

L18[07:26:35] <Redston​eParkour> %sip

L19[07:26:36] <MichiBot> You drink a forbidden avesmingo potion (New!). The potion contained a computer virus! It just changed RedstoneParkour's background...

L20[09:07:39] <Va​ur> %sip

L21[09:07:40] <MichiBot> You drink a rising quicksilver potion (New!). A sheep flies past that vaguely resembles someone Vaur knows.

L22[10:33:20] <Spider ​EveryOS> %tonkout

L23[10:33:21] <MichiBot> Yay! Spider ​EveryOS! You beat Redston​eParkour's previous record of 1 hour, 47 minutes and 40 seconds (By 1 hour, 19 minutes and 7 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L24[10:33:22] <MichiBot> Spider ​EveryOS has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk points! plus 0.002 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to 50% because stealing) Current score: 1.22889. Position #2 => #1 (Overtook CompanionCube)

L26[12:31:00] <Forec​aster> that's a premium feature

L29[12:42:15] <Amanda> Meowning Fore!

L30[12:42:27] <Amanda> %splash @Forecaster with mutable avesmingo potion

L31[12:42:29] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable avesmingo potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into an otter until they have some bacon.

L32[12:43:26] <Va​ur> %tonk

L33[12:43:26] <MichiBot> Fopdoodle! Va​ur! You beat Spider ​EveryOS's previous record of <0 (By 2 hours, 10 minutes and 5 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L34[12:43:27] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 2 hours, 10 minutes and 5 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.00217 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need 0.12332 more points to pass Compan​ionCube!

L35[12:44:01] <Forec​aster> guess I need to thaw some bacon for dinner...

L36[14:26:40] <Amanda> Don't be silly Fore, otters can't cook

L37[14:54:24] <Amanda> %choose laptopnaptime?

L38[14:54:24] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: I don't think I've heard of "laptopnaptime", so probably not.

L39[14:54:31] <Amanda> Lies and slander

L40[15:03:33] <Amanda> Right, stories updated, laptopnaptime for packing

L41[15:03:40] <Amanda> I'll be on a boat for the next wek!

L42[15:04:23] <Va​ur> %tonkout

L43[15:04:24] <MichiBot> Holy gourd of holding Batman! Va​ur! You beat your own previous record of 2 hours, 10 minutes and 5 seconds (By 10 minutes and 51 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L44[15:04:25] <MichiBot> Va​ur has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.002 tonk points! plus 0.002 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 1.10367, Position #3 Need 0.11932 more points to pass Compan​ionCube!

L45[15:04:52] <Spider ​EveryOS> %sip

L46[15:04:53] <MichiBot> You drink a steady lime potion (New!). A sudden craving for soup occupies Spider EveryOS's thoughts until they see a unicorn.

L47[15:14:26] <Forec​aster> Bacon time!

L49[15:39:16] <MichiBot> Waiter!! Waiter!! Theres a summoning token for the great demon, Bartheomew in my soup!

L50[15:39:43] <Amanda> Oh hey, that's where that went *yoinks*

L51[15:42:40] <Forec​aster> Aww, I thought I hid it well! I mean... who put that there?!

L52[18:02:12] <Va​ur> %tonk

L53[18:02:13] <MichiBot> Dogast! Va​ur! You beat your own previous record of <0 (By 2 hours, 57 minutes and 49 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L54[18:02:14] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 2 hours, 57 minutes and 49 seconds! No points gained for stealing from yourself. (Lost out on 0.00296)

L55[18:02:21] <Spider ​EveryOS> aggg

L56[18:02:32] <Spider ​EveryOS> I was just about to tonk

L57[18:35:08] <Redston​eParkour> %sip

L58[18:35:10] <MichiBot> You drink a knifey electrum potion (New!). A tiny genie appears, gives RedstoneParkour a thumbs up, and poofs away.

L59[18:36:28] <Spider ​EveryOS> %sip

L60[18:36:29] <MichiBot> You drink a redacted yellow potion (New!). Spider EveryOS feels the need to use "%fling".

L61[18:36:35] <Spider ​EveryOS> %fling

L62[18:36:35] <MichiBot> Spider ​EveryOS: Invalid arguments. %fling Target:string [Item:string]

L63[19:02:51] <Va​ur> %sip

L64[19:02:53] <MichiBot> You drink a warpy apple potion (New!). Vaur's eyes turn orange until they stop thinking about it.

L65[21:17:20] <Forec​aster> %sip

L66[21:17:22] <MichiBot> You drink a fluffy spice potion (New!). A bard starts playing a lute behind Forecaster. They don't stop.

L67[21:17:38] <Forec​aster> %fling bard

L68[21:17:39] <MichiBot> Forec​aster is flinging something at bard! They have 5 minutes if they want to attempt to %defend against it!

L69[21:22:43] <MichiBot> Forecaster flings a Magic uber-metacarpal! (25%) in a random direction. It hits bard right where they didn't expect. They take 1d4 => 4 (Magic +2) => 6 damage!

L70[21:24:52] <Forec​aster> Serves them right! Probably.

L71[21:41:46] <Spider ​EveryOS> %tonkout

L72[21:41:46] <MichiBot> Wah! Spider ​EveryOS! You beat Va​ur's previous record of 2 hours, 57 minutes and 49 seconds (By 41 minutes and 43 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L73[21:41:47] <MichiBot> Spider ​EveryOS has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk points! plus 0.002 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to 50% because stealing) Current score: 1.23489. Position #1

L74[22:56:19] <Amanda> %choose go back to buffet for more noms?

L75[22:56:20] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: Amanda's hair turns pink

L76[22:56:27] <Amanda> Hey, rude.

L77[22:57:26] <Va​ur> %tonk

L78[22:57:27] <MichiBot> Aw jeez! Va​ur! You beat Spider ​EveryOS's previous record of <0 (By 1 hour, 15 minutes and 40 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L79[22:57:28] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 1 hour, 15 minutes and 40 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.00126 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need 0.11806 more points to pass Compan​ionCube!

L81[23:00:09] <Va​ur> %sip

L82[23:00:10] <MichiBot> You drink a robust automato potion (New!). Vaur hears a scream from nearby.

L83[23:07:44] <Amanda> Even more rude: the buffet hid all the food

L84[23:36:01] <Amanda> %remindme 30m check CI for ansible

L85[23:36:03] <MichiBot> I'll tell you "check CI for ansible" in 30m at 07/06/2025 05:06:01 PM