L1[00:05:37] <CompanionCube> %tonk

L2[00:05:38] <MichiBot> Uh-oh! Compan​ionCube! You beat Redston​eParkour's previous record of 1 hour, 11 minutes and 6 seconds (By 2 hours, 20 minutes and 18 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L3[00:05:39] <MichiBot> CompanionCube's new record is 3 hours, 31 minutes and 25 seconds! CompanionCube also gained 0.00468 (0.00234 x 2) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #1.

L4[00:30:54] <Amanda> Well, I didn't end up doing space, but I might zzzmew soon

L6[00:35:33] <MichiBot> Waiter!! Waiter!! Theres an NPC slime disquised as a cat in my soup!

L7[00:35:53] <Amanda> What do you mean that's just a normal cat

L8[00:36:13] <Amanda> I forget what that was referencing

L9[00:36:48] <Amanda> Anyways, zzzmews time, remember to register with the local adventures guild whenever you enter a new town or city!

L10[03:42:42] <Spider ​EveryOS> %tonkout

L11[03:42:43] <MichiBot> Shoot! Spider ​EveryOS! You beat Compan​ionCube's previous record of 3 hours, 31 minutes and 25 seconds (By 5 minutes and 39 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L12[03:42:44] <MichiBot> Spider ​EveryOS has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk points! plus 0.002 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to 50% because stealing) Current score: 1.08156. Position #2 Need 0.03461 more points to pass Compan​ionCube!

L13[04:18:22] <Spider ​EveryOS> %sip

L14[04:18:23] <MichiBot> You drink a gloomy tuna potion (New!). Spider EveryOS gains knowledge about a random useless subject.

L15[06:16:21] *** Joins: Vexatos (~Vexatos@p200300eaef43ac005969e3e4b333ee21.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) Vexatos

L17[07:13:39] <Forec​aster> now that I know that chrome can randomly decide to wipe them I will...

L18[09:20:35] <Va​ur> %tonk

L19[09:20:37] <MichiBot> Fopdoodle! Va​ur! You beat Spider ​EveryOS's previous record of <0 (By 5 hours, 37 minutes and 53 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L20[09:20:38] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 5 hours, 37 minutes and 53 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.00563 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need 0.01624 more points to pass Spider ​EveryOS!

L21[10:13:30] <Va​ur> %sip

L22[10:13:32] <MichiBot> You drink a big salmon potion (New!). Vaur: Nothing seemed to happen...

L23[10:21:01] <Redston​eParkour> %sip

L24[10:21:01] <MichiBot> You drink a crystal silver potion (New!). A bard starts playing a lute behind RedstoneParkour until they have a nap.

L27[11:30:59] <MichiBot> Waiter!! Waiter!! Theres an extinction-level event catalyst in my soup!

L28[11:31:14] <Amanda> Was wondering where that went again

L29[11:43:27] <Forec​aster> I wish people in Starfield hadn't forgotten what phones were

L30[11:43:42] <Forec​aster> there's an awful lot of traveling just to talk to people briefly

L31[11:43:52] <Forec​aster> "This could have been an email" type things

L32[11:52:14] <Amanda> Gotta pad out those playtime numbers

L33[11:52:56] <Forec​aster> the best part is when a quest goes "you're done, go report to this guy to finish the quest"

L34[11:52:59] <Forec​aster> okay then

L35[11:53:20] <Forec​aster> guy: "Great, your reward is a ship, pick it up from the space station you just came from"

L36[11:53:24] <Forec​aster> ... wat

L37[11:53:26] <Amanda> I wonder if it's more a limitation of their engine that has only been made to make fantasy, and post-apocalyptic games before

L38[11:56:23] <Forec​aster> I doubt it

L39[11:56:43] <Forec​aster> someone probably just either didn't want to deal with it, or didn't want phones to exist in this universe for some reason

L40[11:59:09] <stephan48> this kind of content prolongs the amount of hours you need to beat the game

L41[11:59:30] <stephan48> thus satesfing the metric of "how long to beat"

L42[12:00:11] <stephan48> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perverse_incentive bosses said you need to spend longer on the game but not increase R&D cost.

L43[12:00:45] <stephan48> thus you create many many of these kinds of fetch quests to force the player to prolong their game time by travelling

L44[12:02:05] <Forec​aster> yep

L45[12:02:50] <stephan48> same with collectables or grinding.

L46[13:45:22] <Va​ur> %sip

L47[13:45:23] <MichiBot> You drink a sour diamond potion (New!). Vaur feels like a champion!

L48[13:57:53] <Redston​eParkour> %sip

L49[13:57:54] <MichiBot> You drink a permitted aether potion (New!). Some tonk points fly by. RedstoneParkour caught 0.1 tonk points. (Rem. uses: 0)

L50[13:59:16] <Amanda> %remindme 30m check if CI's caught up

L51[13:59:17] <MichiBot> I'll tell you "check if CI's caught up" in 30m at 06/22/2025 07:29:16 AM

L52[14:29:17] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER: check if CI's caught up

L53[14:29:26] <Amanda> Yup

L54[15:52:21] <Spider ​EveryOS> %tonkout

L55[15:52:22] <MichiBot> Awesome! Spider ​EveryOS! You beat Va​ur's previous record of 5 hours, 37 minutes and 53 seconds (By 53 minutes and 52 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L56[15:52:23] <MichiBot> Spider ​EveryOS has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.006 tonk points! plus 0.005 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to 50% because stealing) Current score: 1.09506. Position #2 Need 0.02111 more points to pass Compan​ionCube!

L57[16:07:58] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER: Re-add https://github.com/flip-rossi/readeck.koplugin/tree/master?tab=readme-ov-file to your koreader

L58[16:14:48] <Amanda> Already did last night, and made a PR to it this meowning

L59[16:15:52] <Forec​aster> Gasp, productivity?!

L60[16:36:43] <Va​ur> %sip

L61[16:36:44] <MichiBot> You drink a basic transparent potion (New!). Vaur: Nothing seemed to happen...

L62[16:39:30] <Amanda> %choose muir or -z

L63[16:39:31] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: "muir", now with 30% fewer deaths caused by negligence!

L67[18:34:51] <Forec​aster> %tonk

L68[18:34:51] <MichiBot> Yippee! Forec​aster! You beat Spider ​EveryOS's previous record of <0 (By 2 hours, 42 minutes and 29 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L69[18:34:52] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new record is 2 hours, 42 minutes and 29 seconds! Forecaster also gained 0.00271 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #5. Need 0.11082 more points to pass Redston​eParkour!

L70[19:12:48] <Amanda> well, the PR made it past 10m into the ansible playbook now

L73[20:15:31] <Va​ur> %sip

L74[20:15:32] <MichiBot> You drink an oxidised ocean potion (New!). Vaur turns into an aluminium fairy wolf until they say the word "Crystal".

L75[20:15:58] <Va​ur> https://tenor.com/view/no-i-dont-think-i-will-captain-america-old-capt-gif-17162888

L76[20:45:32] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster

L77[20:45:34] <MichiBot> You fling a gloomy green potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. A disembodied voice insults @Forecaster's haircut coming from the direction of Brisingr Aerowing

L78[20:45:45] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> *Hides*

L79[20:45:46] <Forec​aster> D:<

L80[20:46:13] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> *Gives Fore a chocolate chip cookie*

L81[20:48:00] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> ... I have way too many windows open

L82[20:48:08] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> (on my computer, not in the house)

L83[20:48:17] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> (too hot to have house windows open)

L84[21:04:14] <Amanda> %choose laptopnaptime?

L85[21:04:14] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: I flipped a coin. It said "Aaaaaaaaah!". It might have been a sapient coin...

L88[21:28:28] <Spider ​EveryOS> %tonkout

L89[21:28:28] <MichiBot> By my throth! Spider ​EveryOS! You beat Forec​aster's previous record of 2 hours, 42 minutes and 29 seconds (By 11 minutes and 8 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L90[21:28:29] <MichiBot> Spider ​EveryOS has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.002 tonk points! plus 0.001 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to 50% because stealing) Current score: 1.09856. Position #2 Need 0.01761 more points to pass Compan​ionCube!

L91[21:34:46] <Forec​aster> Dangit!

L92[21:45:33] <·⍼​三No> hello, good evening

L93[21:45:59] <·⍼​三No> i got back into the opencomputers rabbithole since i last played it in 1.12

L95[22:05:57] <Corded> > <·⍼​三No> i got back into the opencomputers rabbithole since i last p…

L96[22:05:57] <Forec​aster> I'm very sorry

L98[22:13:23] <Forec​aster> Apparently they left

L99[22:13:39] <Forec​aster> Seems it wasn't a very deep hole they found