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L1[00:55:18] <CompanionCube> %tonk
L2[00:55:19] <MichiBot> Yippee! Compan​ionCube! You beat Spider ​EveryOS's previous record of <0 (By 2 hours, 40 minutes and 45 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L3[00:55:20] <MichiBot> CompanionCube's new record is 2 hours, 40 minutes and 45 seconds! CompanionCube also gained 0.00268 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #1.
L4[00:59:09] <CompanionCube> %drink
L5[00:59:09] <MichiBot> You drink a runny caterium potion (New!). CompanionCube loses exactly a handful of luck.
L6[01:08:40] * Amanda meows eepily to Elfi about her plans for the 2.5t of fanart she bought from some shady Disney employee, does a heccen zzzmew
L7[01:09:13] <Amanda> Night girls
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L9[04:00:47] <CompanionCube> %tonkout
L10[04:00:47] <MichiBot> Waesucks! Compan​ionCube! You beat your own previous record of 2 hours, 40 minutes and 45 seconds (By 24 minutes and 42 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L11[04:00:48] <MichiBot> Compan​ionCube has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk points! plus 0.004 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 1.09835, Position #1
L12[04:00:51] <CompanionCube> %drink
L13[04:00:51] <MichiBot> You drink a simulated black potion (New!). CompanionCube shrinks by a negligible amount until they download a car.
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L17[05:22:02] <Va​ur> %tonk
L18[05:22:03] <MichiBot> Bejabbers! Va​ur! You beat Compan​ionCube's previous record of <0 (By 1 hour, 21 minutes and 15 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L19[05:22:04] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 1 hour, 21 minutes and 15 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.00135 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #2. Need 0.0761 more points to pass Compan​ionCube!
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L80[07:14:56] <Va​ur> %tonkout
L81[07:15:04] <MichiBot> Yay! Va​ur! You beat your own previous record of 1 hour, 21 minutes and 15 seconds (By 31 minutes and 43 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L82[07:15:05] <MichiBot> Va​ur has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.001 tonk points! Current score: 1.02325, Position #2 Need 0.0751 more points to pass Compan​ionCube!
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L84[08:00:01] <Va​ur> %sip
L85[08:00:01] <MichiBot> You drink a sedimented toxictop potion (New!). A warp zone opens up next to Vaur. (Use %warp to jump in)
L86[08:00:06] <Va​ur> %warp
L87[08:00:06] <MichiBot> You end up in your bed.
L88[09:15:18] <Redston​eParkour> %tonk
L89[09:15:18] <MichiBot> Wow! Redston​eParkour! You beat Va​ur's previous record of <0 (By 2 hours and 16 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L90[09:15:19] <MichiBot> RedstoneParkour's new record is 2 hours and 16 seconds! RedstoneParkour also gained 0.002 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #5. Need 0.08816 more points to pass Forec​aster!
L91[09:15:25] <Redston​eParkour> %sip
L92[09:15:25] <MichiBot> You drink a hairy tan potion (New!). It tastes bitter.
L93[09:44:08] <Va​ur> %sip
L94[09:44:09] <MichiBot> You drink a viscous nectar potion (New!). Vaur is suddenly wearing a tiny glove on each finger.
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L97[10:13:10] <Redston​eParkour> %sip
L98[10:13:11] <MichiBot> You drink a dangerous platinum potion (New!). RedstoneParkour turns into a void unicorn girl until they have a fiery aegisalt potion.
L99[10:24:01] <Va​ur> %sip
L100[10:24:02] <MichiBot> You drink a dotted yellow potion (New!). Vaur spots a shiny thing!
L101[10:24:22] <Va​ur> https://tenor.com/view/precious-lotr-gollum-lord-of-the-rings-gif-12487860380481153718
L102[10:47:03] <Spider ​EveryOS> %sip
L103[10:47:05] <MichiBot> You drink a freezing cerulium potion (New!). Spider EveryOS remembers an unimportant appointment.
L104[11:04:05] <Redston​eParkour> %sip
L105[11:04:07] <MichiBot> You drink a prickly aqua potion (New!). It tastes sweet.
L106[11:12:47] * Amanda meows and looks around
L107[11:23:46] <Va​ur> %sip
L108[11:23:47] <MichiBot> You drink a hairy dalekanium potion (New!). Vaur has a single tear roll down their cheek for some reason.
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L110[11:25:39] <RP395> Good morning everyone
L111[11:25:45] * Amanda orders MichiBot some %soup
L112[11:25:46] <MichiBot> Waiter!! Waiter!! Theres Ukrainian Proton Collider in my soup!
L113[11:26:34] <RP395> Oh no
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L116[11:34:00] <Amanda> Now for my last command for the meowning: %splash @Forecaster with mutable dalekanium potion
L117[11:34:02] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable dalekanium potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into a chocolate unicorn boy until they say the word "Ohmygawd".
L118[11:34:42] * Amanda hisses at the monitor
L119[11:36:08] <Redston​eParkour> %tonkout
L120[11:36:11] <MichiBot> Geez! Redston​eParkour! You beat your own previous record of 2 hours and 16 seconds (By 20 minutes and 35 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L121[11:36:12] <MichiBot> Redston​eParkour has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.002 tonk points! plus 0.002 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 0.80755, Position #5 Need 0.08416 more points to pass Forec​aster!
L122[11:36:13] <Redston​eParkour> %sip
L123[11:36:14] <MichiBot> You drink a still boneboo potion (New!). RedstoneParkour hears a scream from nearby.
L124[11:36:29] <RP395> what are you doing?
L125[11:38:18] <Redston​eParkour> getting points
L126[11:40:19] <RP395> how?
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L128[12:48:52] <Amanda> %choose no cat's sky or continue staring at the corner with the spirit in it
L129[12:48:52] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: Some "no cat's sky" sounds nice
L130[13:45:48] <Amanda> %remindme 17m finish starport
L131[13:45:50] <MichiBot> I'll tell you "finish starport" in 17m at 06/13/2025 07:02:48 AM
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L135[14:02:49] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER: finish starport
L136[14:38:12] <Forec​aster> what if: german starport?
L137[14:41:26] <Forec​aster> %tonk
L138[14:41:28] <MichiBot> Eureka! Forec​aster! You beat Redston​eParkour's previous record of <0 (By 3 hours, 5 minutes and 16 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L139[14:41:29] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new record is 3 hours, 5 minutes and 16 seconds! Forecaster also gained 0.00309 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #4. Need 0.12301 more points to pass Spider ​EveryOS!
L140[14:47:39] <Amanda> %choose waves; em or pressure
L141[14:47:39] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: pressure waves
L142[14:47:50] * Amanda checks how charged her media player is
L143[14:54:50] <Forec​aster> do you have any kraftwerk on it?
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L146[15:03:18] <Amanda> Any what?
L147[15:04:11] <Forec​aster> can't have much power then!
L148[15:11:39] <Forec​aster> %sip
L149[15:11:40] <MichiBot> You drink a sedimented blue potion (New!). Suddenly there's a swarm of wasps behind Forecaster that chase them for 60 seconds!
L150[15:11:51] <Forec​aster> ohno
L151[15:23:51] <Va​ur> %sip
L152[15:23:52] <MichiBot> You drink a glittery copper potion (New!). Vaur turns into a platypus sloth boy until they sneeze.
L153[15:47:37] <Redston​eParkour> %sip
L154[15:47:38] <MichiBot> You drink a robust lime potion (New!). RedstoneParkour is suddenly more aware of cute things nearby until they stop thinking about it.
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L157[17:50:49] <Forec​aster> %tonkout
L158[17:50:50] <MichiBot> Consarn it! Forec​aster! You beat your own previous record of 3 hours, 5 minutes and 16 seconds (By 4 minutes and 5 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L159[17:50:51] <MichiBot> Forec​aster has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk points! plus 0.004 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 0.9018, Position #4 Need 0.11601 more points to pass Spider ​EveryOS!
L160[18:03:39] <Va​ur> %sip
L161[18:03:39] <MichiBot> You drink a trapezoid tan potion (New!). Vaur watches helplessly as 0.011 tonk points take flight into the horizon. (Rem. uses: 2)
L162[18:12:05] <Forec​aster> %splash CompanionCube trapezoid tan
L163[18:12:08] <MichiBot> You fling a trapezoid tan potion that splashes onto CompanionCube. CompanionCube watches helplessly as 0.038 tonk points take flight into the horizon. (Rem. uses: 1)
L164[18:13:34] <CompanionCube> %splash Forecaster trapezoid tan
L165[18:13:37] <MichiBot> You fling a trapezoid tan potion that splashes onto Forecaster. Forecaster watches helplessly as 0.072 tonk points take flight into the horizon. (Rem. uses: 0)
L166[18:14:08] <Forec​aster> Aww
L167[18:15:20] <Forec​aster> Adding a random number of uses to potions was a great idea
L168[18:16:08] <CompanionCube> %drink
L169[18:16:24] <CompanionCube> oh, it's the same rate limit, forgot
L170[18:17:27] <Redston​eParkour> %sip
L171[18:17:28] <MichiBot> You drink an awful salmon potion (New!). Wheels are briefly square.
L172[19:16:24] <Va​ur> %tonk
L173[19:16:26] <MichiBot> Gadsbudlikins! Va​ur! You beat Forec​aster's previous record of <0 (By 1 hour, 25 minutes and 34 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L174[19:16:27] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 1 hour, 25 minutes and 34 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.00143 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need 0.00413 more points to pass Spider ​EveryOS!
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L176[19:21:35] <Va​ur> %sip
L177[19:21:36] <MichiBot> You drink a light tan potion (New!). The bottle turns into an aqua spear.
L178[19:31:50] <Amanda> %choose laptopnapitme?
L179[19:31:50] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: Are you sure? Well alright.
L180[20:42:40] <Amanda> %roll 1d3
L181[20:42:40] <MichiBot> 1
L182[20:47:52] <Forec​aster> %tonkout
L183[20:47:55] <MichiBot> Boo-yah! Forec​aster! You beat Va​ur's previous record of 1 hour, 25 minutes and 34 seconds (By 5 minutes and 54 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L184[20:47:56] <MichiBot> Forec​aster has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.001 tonk points! Current score: 0.8308. Position #4 Need 0.18288 more points to pass Va​ur!
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L186[21:13:19] <Spider ​EveryOS> %sip
L187[21:13:19] <MichiBot> You drink a simulated tan potion (New!). Suddenly there's a swarm of wasps behind Spider EveryOS that chase them for 57 seconds!
L188[21:22:43] <Va​ur> %sip
L189[21:22:43] <MichiBot> You drink a resonating violium potion (New!). Gravity reverses for Vaur for 4 hours.
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L191[23:03:38] <Va​ur> %tonk
L192[23:03:39] <MichiBot> Dagnabbit! Va​ur! You beat Forec​aster's previous record of <0 (By 2 hours, 15 minutes and 44 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L193[23:03:40] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 2 hours, 15 minutes and 44 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.00226 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need 0.00187 more points to pass Spider ​EveryOS!
L194[23:06:38] <Amanda> %roll 1d2
L195[23:06:38] <MichiBot> 1
L196[23:06:59] * Amanda eyes MichiBot with suspicion
L197[23:07:15] <Mic​hiyo> %roll 1d6
L198[23:07:15] <MichiBot> 4
L199[23:07:26] <Mic​hiyo> K. lol
L200[23:07:50] <Mic​hiyo> %xkcd 221
L201[23:07:54] <MichiBot> XKCD Comic Name: Random Number URL: https://xkcd.com/221
L202[23:08:02] <Mic​hiyo> Was too perfect. lol
L203[23:17:24] <Va​ur> %sip
L204[23:17:25] <MichiBot> You drink a hairy blue potion (New!). Vaur has no memory of drinking a potion.
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