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L1[00:13:26] <Amanda> Why is everyone
suddenly porting ancient windows to their toasters, tbs, and
"martial aids"
L2[00:14:38] <Amanda> Or is it just a case
of it's more reported on
L3[01:41:59] <Elfi> "You mean marital
aids?" 'No, they put it on a cruise missile'
L4[01:48:34]

<Spider
EveryOS> %tonkout
L5[01:48:34] <MichiBot> Eh! Spider EveryOS!
You beat CompanionCube's previous record of 3 hours, 16
minutes and 37 seconds (By 7 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L6[01:48:35] <MichiBot> Spider EveryOS has
stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk
points! plus 0.002 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to
50% because stealing) Current score: 0.40328. Position #1
L7[02:10:29]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster
L8[02:10:30] <MichiBot> You fling an
ommitted aqua potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster.
@Forecaster feels much better!
L9[03:13:59]

<Little
Yawn> %tonk EEA09
L10[03:14:00] <MichiBot> By my throth!
Little Yawn! You beat Spider EveryOS's previous record of
<0 (By 1 hour, 25 minutes and 25 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L11[03:14:01] <MichiBot> Little Yawn's
new record is 1 hour, 25 minutes and 25 seconds! Little Yawn also
gained 0.00142 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #9.
(Overtook nadja) Need 0.00082 more points to pass stephan48!
L12[04:15:48] ⇨
Joins: Victor_sueca
(~Victor_su@60.pool90-68-206.dynamic.orange.es)
L13[05:17:04]

<Forecaster> %tonk
L14[05:17:04] <MichiBot> Potzblitz!
Forecaster! You beat Little Yawn's previous record of 1
hour, 25 minutes and 25 seconds (By 37 minutes and 39 seconds)! I
hope you're happy!
L15[05:17:05] <MichiBot> Forecaster's
new record is 2 hours, 3 minutes and 4 seconds! Forecaster also
gained 0.00126 (0.00063 x 2) tonk points for stealing the tonk.
Position #4. Need 0.00278 more points to pass Vaur!
L16[05:29:00] ⇦
Quits: Michiyo (~Michiyo@50.53.87.199) (Read error: Connection
reset by peer)
L17[06:25:17] *** Joins: Hawk777
(~Hawk777@2001:569:7cae:7e00:73b2:8a67:bb58:3587) Hawk777
L18[07:02:30] *** Joins: Vexatos
(~Vexatos@p200300eaef208e0001eab66b22a4a356.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Vexatos
L19[07:02:31] zsh
sets mode: +v on Vexatos
L20[07:23:30] <CompanionCube>
%tonkout
L21[07:23:31] <MichiBot> Shoot!
CompanionCube! You beat Forecaster's previous record of 2
hours, 3 minutes and 4 seconds (By 3 minutes and 21 seconds)! I
hope you're happy!
L22[07:23:32] <MichiBot> CompanionCube has
stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.002 tonk
points! plus 0.001 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to
50% because stealing) Current score: 0.38504. Position #2 Need
0.01824 more points to pass Spider EveryOS!
L23[07:23:56] <CompanionCube> %drink
L24[07:23:56] <MichiBot> You drink a tiny
violium potion (New!). CompanionCube turns into a cerulium unicorn
horse until someone turns off a lamp and then on again.
L25[07:40:26]

<RedstoneParkour> %sip
L26[07:40:27] <MichiBot> You drink an
included grathnode potion (New!). RedstoneParkour suddenly forgets
a random piece of trivia.
L27[08:26:56]

<Vaur>
%tonk
L28[08:26:59] <MichiBot> Consarn it! Vaur!
You beat CompanionCube's previous record of <0 (By 1 hour,
3 minutes and 26 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L29[08:26:59] <MichiBot> Vaur's new
record is 1 hour, 3 minutes and 26 seconds! Vaur also gained
0.00106 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need
0.20309 more points to pass CompanionCube!
L30[08:39:36]

<Vaur>
%sip
L31[08:39:37] <MichiBot> You drink an
oxidised tomato potion (New!). Vaur: Nothing seemed to
happen...
L32[08:50:28] ⇦
Quits: Hawk777 (~Hawk777@2001:569:7cae:7e00:73b2:8a67:bb58:3587)
(Quit: Leaving.)
L33[09:19:40]

<Vaur>
%sip
L34[09:19:41] <MichiBot> You drink a dashed
unobtanium potion (New!). Vaur has a sudden desire to run around in
a circle until they steal the concept of stealing.
L35[09:20:15]

<Vaur>
\*concept of stealing* \*yoink* its mine now
L36[09:23:14]

<Forecaster> but that's illegal
D:
L37[09:23:23]

<Forecaster> wait... or is it...
L39[10:11:28]

<RedstoneParkour> %tonk
L40[10:11:28] <MichiBot> Awesome!
RedstoneParkour! You beat Vaur's previous record of 1 hour,
3 minutes and 26 seconds (By 41 minutes and 4 seconds)! I hope
you're happy!
L41[10:11:29] <MichiBot>
RedstoneParkour's new record is 1 hour, 44 minutes and 30
seconds! RedstoneParkour also gained 0.00136 (0.00068 x 2) tonk
points for stealing the tonk. Position #5. Need 0.09549 more points
to pass Forecaster!
L42[10:11:33]

<RedstoneParkour> %sip
L43[10:11:34] <MichiBot> You drink a light
ruby potion (New!). Tonk moved back 2 hours. (Rem. uses: 0)
L44[10:11:41]

<RedstoneParkour> wow
L45[10:19:36]

<Vaur>
%tonk
L46[10:19:47]

<Vaur> awh,
cooldown
L47[10:20:11]

<Vaur>
%sip
L48[10:20:12] <MichiBot> You drink a cloudy
chocolate potion (New!). Vaur looks up and sees the moon smile at
them for a second.
L49[10:20:33]

<Forecaster> ! %tonk
L50[10:20:44]

<Forecaster> Oh, shoot
L51[10:22:04]

<RedstoneParkour> %tonkout
L52[10:22:20]

<RedstoneParkour> huh the timeout
isn't 10 minutes
L53[10:23:53]

<Forecaster> No it's 15
L54[10:25:46]

<RedstoneParkour> thx
L55[10:26:37]

<RedstoneParkour> %tonkout
L56[10:26:38] <MichiBot> Dogast!
RedstoneParkour! You beat your own previous record of 1 hour, 44
minutes and 30 seconds (By 30 minutes and 38 seconds)! I hope
you're happy!
L57[10:26:39] <MichiBot> RedstoneParkour
has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.002 tonk points!
plus 0.002 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score:
0.08662, Position #5 Need 0.09149 more points to pass
Forecaster!
L58[10:27:18]

<Forecaster> D:<
L59[10:35:02] ⇨
Joins: Micsta230813
(~Micsta230@adsl-dyn208.91-127-200.t-com.sk)
L60[10:35:22] ⇦
Quits: Micsta230813 (~Micsta230@adsl-dyn208.91-127-200.t-com.sk)
(Client Quit)
L61[11:58:01] *
Amanda meows, demanding attention so her other instances can steal
cookies
L62[12:01:23]

<Forecaster> I don't even have any
cookies
L63[12:02:16] <Amanda> Goddesses damned
it
L64[12:02:28] <Amanda> I think the ssd in
my old laptop is failing. :D
L65[12:05:53] <Amanda> so I guess it
wasn't the enclosure
L66[12:06:11] <Amanda> because it's
disappeared when plugged into an m.2 slot to onow
L67[12:07:37]

<Forecaster> Maybe it only works when
it's not plugged in
L68[12:44:52]

<Vaur>
%tonk
L69[12:44:53] <MichiBot> Dad-Sizzle! Vaur!
You beat RedstoneParkour's previous record of <0 (By 2
hours, 18 minutes and 14 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L70[12:44:54] <MichiBot> Vaur's new
record is 2 hours, 18 minutes and 14 seconds! Vaur also gained
0.0023 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need 0.20079
more points to pass CompanionCube!
L71[13:33:03] ⇦
Quits: Izzy (~izzy@210.1.201.103) (Ping timeout: 190
seconds)
L72[13:36:32] *** Joins: Izzy
(~izzy@210.1.201.103) ShadowKatStudios
L73[13:40:03] ⇦
Quits: Izzy (~izzy@210.1.201.103) (Ping timeout: 190
seconds)
L74[13:43:06] *** Joins: Izzy
(~izzy@210.1.201.103) ShadowKatStudios
L75[14:00:55] <Amanda> Bah, my k3s is on
fire again
L76[14:01:59]

<Vaur>
%sip
L77[14:02:00] <MichiBot> You drink a shiny
pear potion (New!). The potion contained a computer virus! But
Vaur's anti-virus routines destroy it.
L78[14:19:05] ⇦
Quits: simon816 (~simon816@secondary.machine.simon816.com) (Remote
host closed the connection)
L79[14:20:22] *** Joins: simon816
(~simon816@secondary.machine.simon816.com) simon816
L80[14:42:30]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster with mutable potion
L81[14:42:31] <MichiBot> You fling a
mutable rock potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster.
@Forecaster turns into a spaghetti boy until someone stabs
them.
L82[14:48:21]

<Forecaster> I did want pasta today, but
not like this...
L83[15:21:31] ⇦
Quits: Victor_sueca (~Victor_su@60.pool90-68-206.dynamic.orange.es)
(Quit: Gone frying asparagus or my Windows had a BSOD)
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Joins: Victor_sueca
(~Victor_su@60.pool90-68-206.dynamic.orange.es)
L85[15:27:53] ⇦
Quits: Victor_sueca (~Victor_su@60.pool90-68-206.dynamic.orange.es)
(Quit: Gone frying asparagus or my Windows had a BSOD)
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Joins: Victor_sueca
(~Victor_su@60.pool90-68-206.dynamic.orange.es)
L87[16:05:27]

<Spider
EveryOS> %tonkout
L88[16:05:28] <MichiBot> Shoot! Spider
EveryOS! You beat Vaur's previous record of 2 hours, 18
minutes and 14 seconds (By 1 hour, 2 minutes and 21 seconds)! I
hope you're happy!
L89[16:05:29] <MichiBot> Spider EveryOS
has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk
points! plus 0.002 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to
50% because stealing) Current score: 0.40928. Position #1
L90[16:09:17] ⇦
Quits: Victor_sueca (~Victor_su@60.pool90-68-206.dynamic.orange.es)
(Quit: Gone frying asparagus or my Windows had a BSOD)
L91[16:09:59]

<Vaur>
%sip
L92[16:10:00] <MichiBot> You drink a
stirring black potion (New!). Some tonk points fly by. Vaur caught
0.059 tonk points. (Rem. uses: 3)
L93[16:10:56]

<Spider
EveryOS> %sip stirring black potion
L94[16:10:58] <MichiBot> You drink a
stirring black potion. Some tonk points fly by. Spider EveryOS
caught 0.024 tonk points. (Rem. uses: 2)
L95[16:11:14]

<RedstoneParkour> %sip stirring
black
L96[16:11:14] <MichiBot> You drink a
stirring black potion. Some tonk points fly by. RedstoneParkour
caught 0.054 tonk points. (Rem. uses: 1)
L97[16:11:17]

<Spider
EveryOS> %splash "Spider EveryOS" stirring black
potion
L98[16:11:18] <MichiBot> You fling a
stirring black potion that splashes onto Spider EveryOS. Some tonk
points fly by. Spider EveryOS caught 0.021 tonk points. (Rem. uses:
0)
L99[16:11:39]

<RedstoneParkour> %tonkleaders
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(~Victor_su@60.pool90-68-206.dynamic.orange.es)
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(Quit: Gone frying asparagus or my Windows had a BSOD)
L103[16:20:31]

<Vaur>
%sip
L104[16:20:31] <MichiBot> You drink a
fluffy chocolate potion (New!). Vaur feels like one particular wasp
has it out for them suddenly.
L105[16:23:20]
⇨ Joins: Victor_sueca
(~Victor_su@60.pool90-68-206.dynamic.orange.es)
L107[16:24:11]

<Spider
EveryOS> I love how Hawk777 made that zero-point tonk at the
start of the year and then never tonked again lol
L108[16:28:27] ⇦
Quits: Victor_sueca (~Victor_su@60.pool90-68-206.dynamic.orange.es)
(Quit: Gone frying asparagus or my Windows had a BSOD)
L109[16:33:07]
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(~Victor_su@60.pool90-68-206.dynamic.orange.es)
L110[16:33:39]

<Forecaster> Good ol' Victor is back
at it I see
L111[16:34:16] <Corded> > <Spider
EveryOS> I love how Hawk777 made that zero-point tonk at the
start o…
L112[16:34:16]

<Forecaster> Should have splashed them
with the point gaining potion
L113[17:07:11] <Amanda>
AaaaaaAAAaaaAAAA
L114[17:07:24] <Amanda> This ceph transfer
needs to hurry the fuck up
L115[17:14:26] <Amanda> %remindme 4h
ceph?
L116[17:14:27] <MichiBot> I'll tell
you "ceph?" in 4h at 02/23/2025 01:14:26 PM
L117[17:20:59]

<Vaur>
%sip
L118[17:21:00] <MichiBot> You drink a
sweet redstone potion (New!). Vaur: Nothing seemed to
happen...
L119[17:21:07]

<Vaur>
%tonk
L120[17:21:08] <MichiBot> Yippee! Vaur!
You beat Spider EveryOS's previous record of <0 (By 1
hour, 15 minutes and 39 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L121[17:21:09] <MichiBot> Vaur's new
record is 1 hour, 15 minutes and 39 seconds! Vaur also gained
0.00126 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need
0.14053 more points to pass CompanionCube!
L122[17:46:43]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster
L123[17:46:43] <MichiBot> You fling an
aligned violet potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster.
@Forecaster gains a negligible amount of luck.
L124[17:48:00] <Amanda> %splash
@Forecaster with mutable violet potion
L125[17:48:00] <MichiBot> You fling a
mutable violet potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster.
@Forecaster turns into a röd crocodile boy until someone looks at
them.
L126[17:48:15] <Amanda> ... damn defective
potions!
L127[17:48:23]

<Vaur>
%sip
L128[17:48:24] <MichiBot> You drink a
4th-dimensional crimson potion (New!). Vaur hears a scream from
nearby.
L129[18:27:27]

<Spider
EveryOS> %sip
L130[18:27:28] <MichiBot> You drink a dull
titanium potion (New!). Spider EveryOS's bed is suddenly
slightly less comfortable until their next sip of water.
L131[18:27:50]

<Spider
EveryOS> Now I'm thirsty...
L132[18:29:05]

<RedstoneParkour> %sip
L133[18:29:06] <MichiBot> You drink an
ommitted coralcreep potion (New!). The bottle turns into a ferozium
sling.
L134[18:30:29]

<Vaur>
%sip
L135[18:30:30] <MichiBot> You drink a
diluted lime potion (New!). Vaur gains an additional bone.
L136[18:53:02] ⇦
Quits: Victor_sueca (~Victor_su@60.pool90-68-206.dynamic.orange.es)
(Quit: Gone frying asparagus or my Windows had a BSOD)
L137[18:57:19] <CompanionCube>
%drink
L138[18:57:20] <MichiBot> You drink a
robust apple potion (New!). CompanionCube zones out for 5
minutes.
L139[18:57:29]
⇨ Joins: Victor_sueca
(~Victor_su@60.pool90-68-206.dynamic.orange.es)
L140[19:03:38]

<RedstoneParkour> %tonk
L141[19:03:39] <MichiBot> Darn!
RedstoneParkour! You beat Vaur's previous record of 1 hour,
15 minutes and 39 seconds (By 26 minutes and 51 seconds)! I hope
you're happy!
L142[19:03:40] <MichiBot>
RedstoneParkour's new record is 1 hour, 42 minutes and 30
seconds! RedstoneParkour also gained 0.0009 (0.00045 x 2) tonk
points for stealing the tonk. Position #5. Need 0.03659 more points
to pass Forecaster!
L143[19:03:42]

<RedstoneParkour> %sip
L144[19:03:42] <MichiBot> You drink a
cloudy sapphire potion (New!). RedstoneParkour spots a shiny
thing!
L145[19:04:59]

<Spider
EveryOS> %sip
L146[19:05:00] <MichiBot> You drink an
included iron potion (New!). Spider EveryOS suddenly craves
cake.
L147[19:17:37] ⇦
Quits: Victor_sueca (~Victor_su@60.pool90-68-206.dynamic.orange.es)
(Quit: Gone frying asparagus or my Windows had a BSOD)
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(~Victor_su@60.pool90-68-206.dynamic.orange.es)
L149[19:20:57] *** Joins: xXLeandro12
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(Quit: Gone frying asparagus or my Windows had a BSOD)
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(Quit: Gone frying asparagus or my Windows had a BSOD)
L153[19:42:06] ⇦
Quits: xXLeandro12 (~xxleandro@152.206.214.70) (Read error:
Connection reset by peer)
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L155[19:45:30]

<Vaur>
%sip
L156[19:45:31] <MichiBot> You drink a
prickly lime potion (New!). Vaur hears a train whistle in the
distance.
L157[19:48:15] ⇦
Quits: Victor_sueca (~Victor_su@60.pool90-68-206.dynamic.orange.es)
(Quit: Gone frying asparagus or my Windows had a BSOD)
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(Quit: Gone frying asparagus or my Windows had a BSOD)
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(Quit: Gone frying asparagus or my Windows had a BSOD)
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(Quit: Gone frying asparagus or my Windows had a BSOD)
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(Quit: Gone frying asparagus or my Windows had a BSOD)
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(Quit: Gone frying asparagus or my Windows had a BSOD)
L168[20:54:38]

<Vaur>
%sip
L169[20:54:39] <MichiBot> You drink a
simulated boneboo potion (New!). Vaur's eyes glow silver for 2
moons.
L170[20:54:55]
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(~Victor_su@60.pool90-68-206.dynamic.orange.es)
L171[20:54:57]

<Vaur>
%tonk
L172[20:54:58] <MichiBot> Dad-Sizzle!
Vaur! You beat RedstoneParkour's previous record of 1 hour,
42 minutes and 30 seconds (By 8 minutes and 48 seconds)! I hope
you're happy!
L173[20:54:59] <MichiBot> Vaur's new
record is 1 hour, 51 minutes and 19 seconds! Vaur also gained
0.0003 (0.00015 x 2) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position
#3. Need 0.14023 more points to pass CompanionCube!
L174[21:14:27] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER:
ceph?
L175[21:14:53] ⇦
Quits: Victor_sueca (~Victor_su@60.pool90-68-206.dynamic.orange.es)
(Quit: Gone frying asparagus or my Windows had a BSOD)
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(Quit: Gone frying asparagus or my Windows had a BSOD)
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(Quit: Gone frying asparagus or my Windows had a BSOD)
L180[21:32:32]

<Vaur>
%sip
L181[21:32:32] <MichiBot> You drink a
silent automato potion (New!). Vaur grows slightly until
Sozin's Comet returns.
L182[21:33:52] *** Joins: Michiyo
(~Michiyo@50.53.87.199) Michiyo
L183[21:33:52]
zsh sets mode: +o on Michiyo
L184[21:34:17] <Michiyo> %tban
Victor_sueca 8d Fix your IRC client
L185[22:48:05] *
Amanda meows at nadja, drops a half-hatched multiverse in front of
her, sits and awaits praise
L186[23:35:27] ⇦
Quits: Vexatos
(~Vexatos@p200300eaef208e0001eab66b22a4a356.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
(Quit: Insert quantum chemistry joke here)
L187[23:59:18] *
stephan48 crosses some wires so every being communicates in the
universally accepted language of Perl
L188[23:59:31] <stephan48> that should
make it perfect!