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L2[00:42:19] <MichiBot> Ping reply from
Amanda 0.5s
L3[00:42:36] <Amanda> Welp
L4[00:57:18]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster with mutable potion
L5[00:57:19] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable
violium potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster
turns into a robot boy until they tonk.
L6[01:14:27] <Amanda> Oh, it was just
elements mobile app being dumb. I thought I broke ceph again
L7[01:59:12] <CompanionCube> %tonk
L8[01:59:14] <MichiBot> Bingo!
CompanionCube! You beat Forecaster's previous record of
<0 (By 3 hours, 33 minutes and 33 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L9[01:59:15] <MichiBot> CompanionCube's
new record is 3 hours, 33 minutes and 33 seconds! CompanionCube
also gained 0.00356 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position
#1.
L10[02:01:28]

<Spider
EveryOS> AG
L11[02:44:02] *
Amanda pawhugs Elfi, meows eepily about her day spent playing with
flamethrowers near her homelab, and her discoveries
L12[03:04:05] *
Amanda slowly drifts off
L13[03:04:09] <Amanda> Night girls
L14[03:17:43]

<Spider
EveryOS> %tonk
L15[03:17:43] <MichiBot> I'm sorry
Spider EveryOS, you were not able to beat CompanionCube's
record of 3 hours, 33 minutes and 33 seconds this time. 1 hour, 18
minutes and 30 seconds were wasted! Missed by 2 hours, 15 minutes
and 2 seconds!
L16[03:18:01] <CompanionCube> %drink
L17[03:18:04] <MichiBot> You drink a light
orange potion (New!). CompanionCube feels slightly slower.
L18[03:18:20]

<Spider
EveryOS> %sip
L19[03:18:20] <MichiBot> You drink a shiny
coralcreep potion (New!). Spider EveryOS's nails turn blue
until they have an apple.
L20[05:23:21] *** Joins: Hawk777
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L21[05:50:45]

<Forecaster> %sip
L22[05:50:45] <MichiBot> You drink an
excluded currentcorn potion (New!). The bottle turns into a
moonstone trident.
L23[06:18:43]

<RedstoneParkour> %sip
L24[06:18:44] <MichiBot> You drink a
triangular copper potion (New!). RedstoneParkour's bones turn
the color of stainless steel until they find a lamp.
L25[06:51:41]

<Spider
EveryOS> %tonkout
L26[06:51:43] <MichiBot> Jeepers! Spider
EveryOS! You beat CompanionCube's previous record of 3
hours, 33 minutes and 33 seconds (By 25 seconds)! I hope
you're happy!
L27[06:51:44] <MichiBot> Spider EveryOS
has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk
points! plus 0.002 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to
50% because stealing) Current score: 0.36856. Position #2 Need
0.00839 more points to pass CompanionCube!
L28[06:52:31]

<Spider
EveryOS> yea! %sip
L29[06:52:33] <MichiBot> You drink an
included gold potion (New!). Spider EveryOS is now Borg until hell
has a mild winter.
L30[07:09:17] <CompanionCube> dammit
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Vexatos
L32[07:10:50] zsh
sets mode: +v on Vexatos
L33[07:31:03]

<Vaur>
%tonk
L34[07:31:04] <MichiBot> Woah! Vaur! You
beat Spider EveryOS's previous record of <0 (By 39 minutes
and 21 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L35[07:31:05] <MichiBot> Vaur's new
record is 39 minutes and 21 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.00066 tonk
points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need 0.19315 more points
to pass Spider EveryOS!
L36[09:08:57]

<Spider
EveryOS> %tonk
L37[09:08:57] <MichiBot> Huzzah! Spider
EveryOS! You beat Vaur's previous record of 39 minutes and
21 seconds (By 58 minutes and 31 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L38[09:08:58] <MichiBot> Spider
EveryOS's new record is 1 hour, 37 minutes and 53 seconds!
Spider EveryOS also gained 0.00098 tonk points for stealing the
tonk. Position #2. Need 0.00741 more points to pass
CompanionCube!
L39[09:28:42]

<Forecaster> well crumbs
L40[09:29:06]

<Forecaster> seems my manga files are
already pretty much maximally compressed
L41[09:31:54]

<Forecaster> apparently I need to expand
my servers storage
L42[09:42:18] ⇦
Quits: Hawk777 (~Hawk777@2001:569:7cae:7e00:22f6:8ff5:60cf:dc9d)
(Quit: Leaving.)
L43[09:46:09]

<Forecaster> and by maximally compressed
the ratio isn't even below 90%...
L44[11:27:28]

<Forecaster> %tonk
L45[11:27:29] <MichiBot> Yay! Forecaster!
You beat Spider EveryOS's previous record of 1 hour, 37
minutes and 53 seconds (By 40 minutes and 37 seconds)! I hope
you're happy!
L46[11:27:30] <MichiBot> Forecaster's
new record is 2 hours, 18 minutes and 30 seconds! Forecaster also
gained 0.00136 (0.00068 x 2) tonk points for stealing the tonk.
Position #4. Need 0.00632 more points to pass Vaur!
L47[12:14:34] <Amanda> %p
L48[12:14:35] <MichiBot> Ping reply from
Amanda 0.5s
L49[12:14:38] <Amanda> Meow meow!
L50[12:14:42] *
Amanda meows more and looks around
L51[12:14:53]

<Vaur>
%sip
L52[12:14:54] <MichiBot> You drink a safe
mithril potion (New!). Vaur is now Borg until their next sip of
water.
L53[12:18:30] <Amanda> hecc
L54[12:18:41] <Amanda> the ceph upgrade
failed, and I'm not sure if I can fix it
L55[12:18:45]

<Vaur>
\*sip water*
L56[12:27:50] <Amanda> %remindme 30m check
ceph upgrade
L57[12:27:52] <MichiBot> I'll tell you
"check ceph upgrade" in 30m at 02/19/2025 04:57:50
AM
L58[12:57:51] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER:
check ceph upgrade
L59[13:02:13]

<Vaur>
%sip
L60[13:02:14] <MichiBot> You drink a
concentrated orange potion (New!). Vaur knows the exact location of
a particular molecule of oxygen for 22 seconds.
L61[13:51:12] <Amanda> %choose change;
small or big
L62[13:51:12] <MichiBot> Amanda: big
change
L64[13:51:12] <Amanda> %p
L65[13:51:14] <MichiBot> Ping reply from
Amanda 0.5s
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L67[14:24:14]

<RedstoneParkour> %tonk
L68[14:24:14] <MichiBot> Potzblitz!
RedstoneParkour! You beat Forecaster's previous record of 2
hours, 18 minutes and 30 seconds (By 38 minutes and 15 seconds)! I
hope you're happy!
L69[14:24:15] <MichiBot>
RedstoneParkour's new record is 2 hours, 56 minutes and 46
seconds! RedstoneParkour also gained 0.00192 (0.00064 x 3) tonk
points for stealing the tonk. Position #5. Need 0.10507 more points
to pass Forecaster!
L70[14:24:29] ⇦
Quits: live_learn (~live_lear@118.119.7.143) (Quit:
live_learn)
L71[15:32:51]

<Forecaster> dangit
L72[15:41:21] ⇦
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(Quit: Gone frying asparagus or my Windows had a BSOD)
L73[15:42:05]

<RedstoneParkour> %sip
L74[15:42:06] <MichiBot> You drink a
crystal green potion (New!). RedstoneParkour spots a shiny
thing!
L75[15:42:54]

<Forecaster> _immidiately steals it_
L76[15:43:07] <Amanda> %p
L77[15:43:08] <MichiBot> Ping reply from
Amanda 0.5s
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L79[15:46:10]

<Forecaster> %sip
L80[15:46:11] <MichiBot> You drink an
oxidised pink potion (New!). Forecaster: Nothing seemed to
happen...
L81[15:46:18]

<Forecaster> >:
L82[15:50:56] ⇦
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Joins: Victor_sueca
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L84[15:56:18] ⇦
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(Quit: Gone frying asparagus or my Windows had a BSOD)
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Joins: Victor_sueca
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L86[15:57:11] <Amanda> %choose do the
dangerous thing?
L87[15:57:11] <MichiBot> Amanda: Is the
moon full? That means you should definitely go for it!
L88[15:57:16] <Amanda> hecc it
L89[16:01:46] ⇦
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L91[16:03:28]

<RedstoneParkour> %sip
L92[16:03:29] <MichiBot> You drink a thick
sapphire potion (New!). A trapdoor suddenly opens up under
RedstoneParkour! There are spikes at the bottom. They fail to evade
it with a 9 vs DC 15 and takes 1d6 => 4 damage.
L93[16:07:33] ⇦
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(Quit: Gone frying asparagus or my Windows had a BSOD)
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Joins: Victor_sueca
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(Quit: Gone frying asparagus or my Windows had a BSOD)
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L103[16:32:49] <Amanda> %remindme 1h30m
check is ceph finished rebalancing
L104[16:32:49] <MichiBot> I'll tell
you "check is ceph finished rebalancing" in 1h30m at
02/19/2025 10:02:49 AM
L105[16:37:15] ⇦
Quits: Victor_sueca (~Victor_su@60.pool90-68-206.dynamic.orange.es)
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L109[16:48:22] <Michiyo> %test
L110[16:48:25] ⇦
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(Quit: Gone frying asparagus or my Windows had a BSOD)
L111[16:48:33] <MichiBot> Michiyo:
Success
L112[16:48:38] <Michiyo> %help tban
L113[16:48:39]
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(~Victor_su@60.pool90-68-206.dynamic.orange.es)
L114[16:48:56] <Michiyo> *sigh*
L115[16:58:35] <Amanda> Hrm... I'm
not liking that the ETA for that rebalance has gone _up_ by like
30m since I looked last
L116[16:59:01]

<Michiyo>
It has to get worse before it gets better?
L117[17:03:47] ⇦
Quits: Victor_sueca (~Victor_su@60.pool90-68-206.dynamic.orange.es)
(Quit: Gone frying asparagus or my Windows had a BSOD)
L118[17:05:30]

<Forecaster> %syntax tban
L119[17:05:31] <MichiBot> Forecaster:
This command has no argument syntax defined.
L120[17:05:37]

<Forecaster> Well then
L121[17:06:12]
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(~Victor_su@60.pool90-68-206.dynamic.orange.es)
L122[17:06:59] <Michiyo> %tban
Victor_sueca 8h Fix your IRC client
L123[17:07:02] ***
Victor_sueca was kicked by zsh ((MichiBot) Reason: Fix your IRC
client | For: 8h | Expires: 02/19/2025 05:06:59 PM))
L124[17:17:26] <Amanda> %choose security
or speed
L125[17:17:27] <MichiBot> Amanda: Wait,
what was the question again? Uhh... "speed"?
L126[17:27:43] <CompanionCube> %tonk
L127[17:27:44] <MichiBot> Uh-oh!
CompanionCube! You beat RedstoneParkour's previous record of
2 hours, 56 minutes and 46 seconds (By 6 minutes and 43 seconds)! I
hope you're happy!
L128[17:27:45] <MichiBot>
CompanionCube's new record is 3 hours, 3 minutes and 29
seconds! CompanionCube also gained 0.00033 (0.00011 x 3) tonk
points for stealing the tonk. Position #1.
L129[17:31:07]

<Vaur>
%sip
L130[17:31:08] <MichiBot> You drink a
powdery moonstone potion (New!). Vaur's pockets suddenly
contain 1d10 => 3 Octiron colored marbles.
L131[17:31:12]

<Spider
EveryOS> ):
L132[17:31:24]

<Spider
EveryOS> At least they did the most useless tonk ever
L133[17:31:39]

<Vaur> they
are priming it to tonkout
L134[17:33:17]

<Spider
EveryOS> So they don't get the 50% reduction?
L135[17:33:23]

<Vaur>
yeah
L136[17:36:40] <Amanda> dang
L137[17:43:11] <Amanda> looks like
security is the only option, at least the only option I've got
spoons to figure out atm
L138[17:44:31]

<Vaur>
%sip
L139[17:44:32] <MichiBot> You drink a
punctual moonstone potion (New!). Vaur forgets the location of a
great treasure.
L140[18:02:50] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER:
check is ceph finished rebalancing
L141[18:11:15] ⇦
Quits: doskel (~doskel@2602:ffc5:200:6000::1) (Ping timeout: 207
seconds)
L142[18:11:20] *** Joins: doskel
(~doskel@173.211.12.96) doskel
L143[18:15:51] <Amanda> Nope! It's
doubled! :D
L144[19:09:37]

<Forecaster> Hooray!
L145[19:09:57]

<Forecaster> That means double the shinies
right?
L146[19:46:32]

<Vaur>
%sip
L147[19:46:34] <MichiBot> You drink a
trapezoid violium potion (New!). Vaur shrinks by a negligible
amount until they use "Crystal" in a sentence.
L148[19:46:50]

<Vaur> Nice
Crystal ball.
L149[19:57:53] <CompanionCube>
%drink
L150[19:57:54] <MichiBot> You drink a dull
aluminium potion (New!). The bottle turns into a stainless steel
trident.
L151[20:11:12] <Amanda> %choose comfort or
utilty
L152[20:11:12] <MichiBot> Amanda: Some
"utilty" sounds nice
L153[20:11:27] <Amanda> Not really, so
comfort
L154[20:18:04]

<Vaur>
%sip
L155[20:18:06] <MichiBot> You drink a
chewy nectar potion (New!). Vaur: Nothing seemed to happen...
L156[20:31:30]

<Spider
EveryOS> %tonkout
L157[20:31:30] <MichiBot> Uh-oh! Spider
EveryOS! You beat CompanionCube's previous record of 3
hours, 3 minutes and 29 seconds (By 16 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L158[20:31:31] <MichiBot> Spider EveryOS
has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk
points! plus 0.002 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to
50% because stealing) Current score: 0.37554. Position #2 Need
0.00174 more points to pass CompanionCube!
L159[20:32:03] <CompanionCube>
goddammit
L160[20:32:07]

<Spider
EveryOS> lol
L161[20:39:38]

<Forecaster> Aw and here I was going to
sneak in and get it
L162[20:40:35]

<Spider
EveryOS> 3 person race
L163[20:40:58]

<Spider
EveryOS> I feel like tonk is a lot more competitive this year
than last year
L164[21:05:44]

<Vaur> it
is yes, though some people are starting to fall off or lose
interest
L165[21:06:07]

<Vaur> key
in the game is consistency
L166[21:08:26]

<Vaur>
%sip
L167[21:08:27] <MichiBot> You drink a
fiery dalekanium potion (New!). Suddenly there's a swarm of
wasps behind Vaur that chase them for 59 seconds!
L168[21:12:44] <stephan48> Amanda: how
many lifetimes of scritchies do i need to blood contractually sell
you, so you reboot our multiverse? yes nadja wont be pleased but i
am almost willing to pay her price to for looking away
L169[21:18:56] <Amanda> WEll that was
scary
L170[21:19:07] <Amanda> My k3s cluster
didn't like me transfering one of my nodes over, it
seems
L171[21:19:54] <stephan48> mh?
L172[21:19:57] <Amanda> stephan48: nadja
will literally skin me alive if I did that! Not worth it!
L173[21:20:19] <stephan48> mh.
L174[21:20:40] <Amanda> stephan48:
I've decided frendship ended with proxmox, incus is my new
best friend. This is equivilant to me playing with flamethrowers
around my homelab. :D
L175[21:21:08] <Amanda> but hey, in theory
I've now got my ceph cluster being managed entirely by
cephadm
L176[21:21:19] <stephan48> yay
L177[21:21:36] <Amanda> I'll have to
reboot -b again to see if that burns it down
L178[21:21:46] <Amanda> but first I want
to move ezra (matrix) off it
L179[21:22:30] <Amanda> the Global
Recovery Event is progressing along fine for my osd
L180[21:22:43] <Amanda> fine, but so
slow
L181[21:23:09] *
stephan48 pokes it
L182[21:23:46] <Amanda> maybe once that
finishes the ceph upgrade will go through.
L183[21:23:53] <stephan48> also that was
why i said pay her to look away
L184[21:24:12] <Amanda> My theory is it
doens't want to take one of the osds offline to update it
because that'd leave it without redundency
L185[21:24:19] <stephan48> mh.
L186[21:24:38] <Amanda> Either that or
it's _still_ trying to talk to the old version of -a which I
nuke-and-paved over
L187[21:25:54] <Amanda> Blargh, need to
get motivated, eye doctor soon
L188[21:29:35] <stephan48> good luck
L189[21:29:51] <stephan48> dont let them
poke your eyes!
L190[21:53:01]

<Flameingsoul> %tonk
L191[21:53:03] <MichiBot> Dagnammit!
Flameingsoul! You beat Spider EveryOS's previous record of
<0 (By 1 hour, 21 minutes and 32 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L192[21:53:04] <MichiBot>
Flameingsoul's new record is 1 hour, 21 minutes and 32
seconds! Flameingsoul also gained 0.00136 tonk points for stealing
the tonk. Position #6. Need 0.03707 more points to pass
RedstoneParkour!
L193[22:31:02]

<Spider
EveryOS> %sip
L194[22:31:02] <MichiBot> You drink a
proprietary apple potion (New!). Spider EveryOS feels the need to
use "%shell".
L195[22:31:11]

<Spider
EveryOS> %shell
L196[22:31:12] <MichiBot> Spider EveryOS
loads a bard's fantasy-youtube lute apology video into a shell
and fires it. It strikes the ground near scj643, glasspelican,
and Pokey. They take 1d8 => 6, 1d8 => 5, and 1d8 => 6
splash damage respectively.
L197[22:31:13] <MichiBot> The bard's
fantasy-youtube lute apology video tried to report a bug with no
log and mysteriously vanished.
L198[22:47:29] ⇦
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(~Vexatos@p200300eaef098d00fd7f91db989add49.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
(Quit: Insert quantum chemistry joke here)
L199[23:06:04] <Amanda> stephan48: rude!
You jinxed it! They poked both eyes!
L200[23:39:25]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster with mutable potion
L201[23:39:27] <MichiBot> You fling a
mutable rød potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster.
@Forecaster turns into a water dragon until they see a star
fall.
L202[23:46:39] <Amanda> Sigh, I guess
I'm not doing more server stuff today. Still waiting at the
eye vet for my sister
L203[23:53:27] <Amanda> I wonder if I can
tell ceph to reuse an osd from one 'host' to another when
I reinstall the os
L204[23:53:41] <Amanda> Because an 8h
rebalance every time is going to get tedius