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L1[00:11:40] <Amanda> nadja, Elfi: halp, I accidentally created a new type of fae when "heal"ing a young trans tween
L2[00:12:10] <Amanda> And now she's calling me momma
L3[00:19:06] <Spider ​EveryOS> %splash RedstoneParkour hexagonal iron potion
L4[00:19:06] <MichiBot> You fling a hexagonal iron potion (New!) that splashes onto RedstoneParkour. RedstoneParkour gains the ability to talk to Fairies for 25 minutes.
L5[00:19:51] <Spider ​EveryOS> %tonk
L6[00:19:52] <MichiBot> Yay! Spider ​EveryOS! You beat Forec​aster's previous record of 1 hour, 11 minutes and 31 seconds (By 1 hour, 42 minutes and 12 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L7[00:19:53] <MichiBot> Spider EveryOS's new record is 2 hours, 53 minutes and 43 seconds! Spider EveryOS also gained 0.0034 (0.0017 x 2) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #1.
L8[02:03:39] * Amanda pawhugs Elfi, meows eepily about the many funny glyphs she drew in her terminal today
L9[02:03:47] <Amanda> Night girls
L10[03:14:16] <CompanionCube> %tonkout
L11[03:14:17] <MichiBot> Yay! Compan​ionCube! You beat Spider ​EveryOS's previous record of 2 hours, 53 minutes and 43 seconds (By 41 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L12[03:14:18] <MichiBot> Compan​ionCube has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.002 tonk points! plus 0.001 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to 50% because stealing) Current score: 0.12238. Position #2 Need 0.00281 more points to pass Spider ​EveryOS!
L13[04:30:33] <CompanionCube> %tonk
L14[04:30:33] <MichiBot> Dagnabbit! Compan​ionCube! You beat your own previous record of <0 (By 1 hour, 16 minutes and 16 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L15[04:30:34] <MichiBot> CompanionCube's new record is 1 hour, 16 minutes and 16 seconds! No points gained for stealing from yourself. (Lost out on 0.00127)
L16[05:54:29] <CompanionCube> %tonkout
L17[05:54:29] <MichiBot> Fiddlesticks! Compan​ionCube! You beat your own previous record of 1 hour, 16 minutes and 16 seconds (By 7 minutes and 38 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L18[05:54:30] <MichiBot> Compan​ionCube has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.001 tonk points! Current score: 0.12338, Position #2 Need 0.00181 more points to pass Spider ​EveryOS!
L19[05:55:04] <CompanionCube> %drink
L20[05:55:04] <MichiBot> You drink a shiny grass potion (New!). CompanionCube loses exactly a handful of luck.
L21[05:55:08] <CompanionCube> oh no
L22[06:23:28] <Redston​eParkour> %sip
L23[06:23:29] <MichiBot> You drink a silent amethyst potion (New!). RedstoneParkour's eyes glow the color of coral until they have a fiery grathnode potion.
L24[06:27:41] <CompanionCube> %drink
L25[06:27:41] <MichiBot> You drink a shimmering void potion (New!). CompanionCube: Nothing seemed to happen...
L26[06:28:08] <CompanionCube> %splash Spider EveryOS shimmering void potion
L27[06:28:09] <MichiBot> You fling a shimmering void potion that splashes onto Spider. Spider: The magic of this potion seems to be depleted...
L28[06:28:17] <CompanionCube> huh
L29[06:28:52] <CompanionCube> does that actually count
L30[06:52:18] <Spider ​EveryOS> %tonk
L31[06:52:18] <MichiBot> Hooray! Spider ​EveryOS! You beat Compan​ionCube's previous record of <0 (By 57 minutes and 49 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L32[06:52:19] <MichiBot> Spider EveryOS's new record is 57 minutes and 49 seconds! Spider EveryOS also gained 0.00096 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #1.
L33[07:11:49] <CompanionCube> %drink
L34[07:11:50] <MichiBot> You drink an unaligned caterium potion (New!). CompanionCube feels much better!
L35[07:11:55] <CompanionCube> yay
L36[07:54:33] <PewPew​Cricket> Kernel dev https://discordembeds.pc-logix.com/live/1736841273516.png
L37[08:00:32] <Va​ur> %tonk
L38[08:00:32] <MichiBot> Huzzah! Va​ur! You beat Spider ​EveryOS's previous record of 57 minutes and 49 seconds (By 10 minutes and 25 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L39[08:00:33] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 1 hour, 8 minutes and 14 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.00017 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #6. Need 0.01636 more points to pass Redston​eParkour!
L40[08:00:59] <Va​ur> ah yes, potions
L41[08:10:41] ⇦ Quits: Hawk777 (~Hawk777@2001:569:7cae:7e00:f63:537b:3eba:d867) (Quit: Leaving.)
L42[08:44:32] ⇨ Joins: Vexatos (~Vexatos@p200300eaef1dc8007669504de7431bf3.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
L43[08:44:32] zsh sets mode: +v on Vexatos
L44[09:11:25] <CompanionCube> %tonkout
L45[09:11:26] <MichiBot> Consarn it! Compan​ionCube! You beat Va​ur's previous record of 1 hour, 8 minutes and 14 seconds (By 2 minutes and 39 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L46[09:11:27] <MichiBot> Compan​ionCube has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.001 tonk points! Current score: 0.12438. Position #2 Need 0.00177 more points to pass Spider ​EveryOS!
L47[09:11:32] <CompanionCube> %drink
L48[09:11:32] <MichiBot> You drink a light transparent potion (New!). There's an acidic tinge to the potion... A label on the bottle reads "Who needs internal organs anyway?". CompanionCube takes 3d​6 => [4,6,2] acid damage.
L49[09:11:49] <CompanionCube> that's bad
L50[09:18:42] <nadja> Amanda: ¿So you did an "I can fix her" and are now surprised that the result calls you mommy? Not sure what to tell you honestly :P
L51[09:52:12] <Redston​eParkour> %sip
L52[09:52:13] <MichiBot> You drink a timeless honey potion (New!). RedstoneParkour watches helplessly as 0.013 tonk points take flight into the horizon. (Rem. uses: 0)
L53[09:52:37] <Redston​eParkour> %tonkout
L54[09:52:38] <MichiBot> Redston​eParkour: You gotta tonk before you can tonk out. For this transgression the timer has been reset.
L55[09:52:45] <Redston​eParkour> oh fun
L56[10:02:46] ⇦ Quits: Amanda (~m-yt727s@cloud.camnet.site) (Remote host closed the connection)
L57[10:38:03] ⇦ Quits: Victor_sueca (~Victor_su@60.pool90-68-206.dynamic.orange.es) (Ping timeout: 190 seconds)
L58[10:41:47] ⇨ Joins: Victor_sueca (~Victor_su@60.pool90-68-206.dynamic.orange.es)
L59[11:45:24] <Va​ur> %tonk
L60[11:45:25] <MichiBot> Wah! Va​ur! You beat Compan​ionCube's previous record of <0 (By 1 hour, 52 minutes and 46 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L61[11:45:26] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 1 hour, 52 minutes and 46 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.00188 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #6. Need 0.00148 more points to pass Redston​eParkour!
L62[11:54:16] <Corded> > <Compan​ionCube> that's bad
L63[11:54:16] <Forec​aster> You probably didn't need those organs anyway, the potion said so!
L64[12:14:10] <Va​ur> %sip
L65[12:14:11] <MichiBot> You drink an ommitted moonstone potion (New!). A tiny cloud appears with a ridiculous smile on it. It follows Vaur until they use "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" in a sentence.
L66[12:48:43] ⇨ Joins: Amanda (~m-yt727s@cloud.camnet.site)
L67[12:56:28] * Amanda meows and looks around
L68[12:56:29] <Amanda> OK Girls, here's a delemma for you, is it considerate or inconsiderate of your landlord to tear down the house you live in to rebuild it because you mentioned you'd prefer the flooring to be different, and the stairs to be wider?
L69[12:56:31] <Amanda> %choose strings and numbers or strings or neither
L70[12:56:31] <Amanda> %p
L71[12:56:32] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: One the one hand, there's "strings" but then there's also "strings and numbers"
L72[12:56:34] <MichiBot> Ping reply from Ama​nda 0.82s
L73[13:08:15] <Amanda> oh hey, heisenbridge caught up
L74[13:08:42] <Amanda> and yes, MichiBot, those are the two primary options I was considering
L75[13:08:55] <Amanda> Let's try again: %choose strings and numbers or strings or neither
L76[13:08:55] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: I sense some "strings" in your future!
L77[13:09:00] <Amanda> fiiine
L78[13:29:35] <Forec​aster> I'm not a girl, I'm a platypus boy, but I'd say it'd be considerate if there's proper notice, or they do it overnight without you noticing, otherwise no
L79[13:30:00] <Va​ur> (ngl I don't even keep track of my transformations 😄 )
L80[13:30:02] <Va​ur> %sip
L81[13:30:03] <MichiBot> You drink a fluffy weather potion (New!). Vaur remembers an unimportant appointment.
L82[14:06:56] ⇦ Quits: Victor_sueca (~Victor_su@60.pool90-68-206.dynamic.orange.es) (Quit: Gone frying asparagus or my Windows had a BSOD)
L83[14:16:00] ⇨ Joins: Victor_sueca (~Victor_su@60.pool90-68-206.dynamic.orange.es)
L84[14:44:34] <Amanda> %choose comfort or utility
L85[14:44:35] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: Hold on tightly! "utility" is a wild ride!
L86[14:44:56] <Corded> > <Va​ur> (ngl I don't even keep track of my transformations 😄 )
L87[14:44:56] <Forec​aster> I just scrolled up a bit and looked 😛
L88[15:18:41] <Spider ​EveryOS> %tonkout
L89[15:18:41] <MichiBot> Boom! Spider ​EveryOS! You beat Va​ur's previous record of 1 hour, 52 minutes and 46 seconds (By 1 hour, 40 minutes and 29 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L90[15:18:42] <MichiBot> Spider ​EveryOS has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk points! plus 0.002 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to 50% because stealing) Current score: 0.13215. Position #1
L91[16:15:55] <Forec​aster> %sip
L92[16:15:56] <MichiBot> You drink a sans-serif crimson potion (New!). Forecaster turns into a robot spaghetti until hell has a mild winter.
L93[16:16:04] <Forec​aster> Ohno
L94[16:21:28] <Spider ​EveryOS> %sip
L95[16:21:29] <MichiBot> You drink a redacted citrus potion (New!). Spider EveryOS's radiation level goes up by 1. Spider EveryOS's radiation level is 1. (Rem. uses: 2)
L96[16:26:34] <Forec​aster> %splash Amanda redacted citrus
L97[16:26:35] <MichiBot> You fling a redacted citrus potion that splashes onto Amanda. Amanda's radiation level goes up by 4. Amanda's radiation level is 4. (Rem. uses: 1)
L98[16:26:50] <Forec​aster> The forbidden lemon juice
L99[16:56:43] <Va​ur> %tonk
L100[16:56:44] <MichiBot> Waesucks! Va​ur! You beat Spider ​EveryOS's previous record of <0 (By 1 hour, 38 minutes and 2 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L101[16:56:45] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 1 hour, 38 minutes and 2 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.00163 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #6 => #5. (Overtook RedstoneParkour) Need 0.01448 more points to pass Flamei​ngsoul!
L102[17:22:28] ⇨ Joins: Thutmose (~Patrick@67.21.186.206)
L103[17:30:36] <Va​ur> %sip
L104[17:30:36] <MichiBot> You drink a dashed cerulium potion (New!). Vaur's skin turn the color of cerulium but with a white glow until they have a freezing titanium potion.
L105[17:54:12] <Forec​aster> %sip
L106[17:54:12] <MichiBot> You drink a shiny aegisalt potion (New!). Forecaster: Nothing seemed to happen...
L107[17:54:28] <Forec​aster> Aw... bad aegisalt
L108[18:18:50] <Redston​eParkour> %sip
L109[18:18:51] <MichiBot> You drink a shiny oculemon potion (New!). RedstoneParkour grows a tail from a toad until they have some bacon.
L110[18:23:02] <Va​ur> %sip
L111[18:23:02] <MichiBot> You drink an eroded apple potion (New!). Vaur hears a train whistle in the distance.
L112[18:26:04] ⇦ Quits: uis (~uis@95.165.156.213) (Quit: ZNC 1.7.5 - https://znc.in)
L113[18:26:14] ⇨ Joins: uis (~uis@95.165.156.213)
L114[19:03:41] <Forec​aster> %tonk
L115[19:03:42] <MichiBot> Yay! Forec​aster! You beat Va​ur's previous record of 1 hour, 38 minutes and 2 seconds (By 28 minutes and 55 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L116[19:03:43] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new record is 2 hours, 6 minutes and 57 seconds! Forecaster also gained 0.00096 (0.00048 x 2) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need 0.0967 more points to pass Compan​ionCube!
L117[20:24:47] <Forec​aster> This why you never throw away anything ever™️
L118[20:25:37] <Forec​aster> Just brought out the stands for my computer monitors, the monitors are at least 3 years old if not more
L119[20:26:25] <Forec​aster> They been mounted to an arched stand since I got them
L120[20:26:58] <Forec​aster> But now I'm upgrading, so they're being put elsewhere, which means they need their original stands again
L121[20:28:03] <Forec​aster> Unfortunately the stands came apart into two pieces, and I found the base plate right away (because they're difficult to store)
L122[20:29:14] <Forec​aster> But I've been looking for the leg parts for months (here and there, not continuously) and I finally just found them in a random cardboard box with chair spare parts
L123[20:29:42] <Forec​aster> Which feels both great and incredibly frustrating at the same time
L124[20:30:36] ⇨ Joins: Michiyo (~Michiyo@50.53.85.112)
L125[20:30:36] zsh sets mode: +o on Michiyo
L126[20:30:50] <Forec​aster> In other words, don't do drugs, just hide something, forget where it is, search for it like crazy, then find it again after a long time, thanks for coming to my TED talk
L127[21:29:09] <Forec​aster> %tonkout
L128[21:29:09] <MichiBot> Wah! Forec​aster! You beat your own previous record of 2 hours, 6 minutes and 57 seconds (By 18 minutes and 29 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L129[21:29:10] <MichiBot> Forec​aster has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.002 tonk points! plus 0.002 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 0.03168, Position #3 Need 0.0927 more points to pass Compan​ionCube!
L130[21:50:43] ⇦ Quits: Thutmose (~Patrick@67.21.186.206) (Ping timeout: 190 seconds)
L131[22:22:27] <CompanionCube> %tonk
L132[22:22:28] <MichiBot> By my throth! Compan​ionCube! You beat Forec​aster's previous record of <0 (By 53 minutes and 18 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L133[22:22:29] <MichiBot> CompanionCube's new record is 53 minutes and 18 seconds! CompanionCube also gained 0.00089 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #2. Need 0.00688 more points to pass Spider ​EveryOS!
L134[22:23:09] <CompanionCube> %drink
L135[22:23:10] <MichiBot> You drink a thick boneboo potion (New!). CompanionCube feels slightly stronger.
L136[22:23:13] <CompanionCube> yay
L137[22:33:49] <Izzy> %remindme 50m washing
L138[22:33:50] <MichiBot> I'll tell you "washing" in 50m at 01/14/2025 11:23:49 PM
L139[22:40:22] <Amanda> %choose watch the kettle boil or leave it be for now
L140[22:40:24] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: You hear a faraway lamp yell "watch the kettle boil!".
L141[22:41:21] <Amanda> I need 1053 diamond essence to make this...
L142[23:23:50] <MichiBot> Izzy REMINDER: washing
L143[23:29:30] <Amanda> Half-way there
L144[23:34:38] <Amanda> %choose second diamond plant?
L145[23:34:39] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: Ah... well, I'd say wait an hour.
L146[23:34:56] <Amanda> %remindme 1h if you've not got the diamonds yet, more diamond plants
L147[23:34:57] <MichiBot> I'll tell you "if you've not got the diamonds yet, more diamond plants" in 1h at 01/15/2025 12:34:56 AM
L148[23:36:16] ⇨ Joins: ernos (~ernos@2600:6c4e:1bf0:81a0:77de:e298:66b1:4e52)
L149[23:39:52] <Amanda> %choose switch to the deck?
L150[23:39:53] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: Oh yes, definitely!
L151[23:56:40] ⇦ Quits: Vexatos (~Vexatos@p200300eaef1dc8007669504de7431bf3.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) (Quit: Insert quantum chemistry joke here)
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