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L1[00:11:40] <Amanda> nadja, Elfi: halp, I
accidentally created a new type of fae when "heal"ing a
young trans tween
L2[00:12:10] <Amanda> And now she's
calling me momma
L3[00:19:06]

<Spider
EveryOS> %splash RedstoneParkour hexagonal iron potion
L4[00:19:06] <MichiBot> You fling a
hexagonal iron potion (New!) that splashes onto RedstoneParkour.
RedstoneParkour gains the ability to talk to Fairies for 25
minutes.
L5[00:19:51]

<Spider
EveryOS> %tonk
L6[00:19:52] <MichiBot> Yay! Spider
EveryOS! You beat Forecaster's previous record of 1 hour, 11
minutes and 31 seconds (By 1 hour, 42 minutes and 12 seconds)! I
hope you're happy!
L7[00:19:53] <MichiBot> Spider
EveryOS's new record is 2 hours, 53 minutes and 43 seconds!
Spider EveryOS also gained 0.0034 (0.0017 x 2) tonk points for
stealing the tonk. Position #1.
L8[02:03:39] * Amanda
pawhugs Elfi, meows eepily about the many funny glyphs she drew in
her terminal today
L9[02:03:47] <Amanda> Night girls
L10[03:14:16] <CompanionCube>
%tonkout
L11[03:14:17] <MichiBot> Yay!
CompanionCube! You beat Spider EveryOS's previous record of
2 hours, 53 minutes and 43 seconds (By 41 seconds)! I hope
you're happy!
L12[03:14:18] <MichiBot> CompanionCube has
stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.002 tonk
points! plus 0.001 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to
50% because stealing) Current score: 0.12238. Position #2 Need
0.00281 more points to pass Spider EveryOS!
L13[04:30:33] <CompanionCube> %tonk
L14[04:30:33] <MichiBot> Dagnabbit!
CompanionCube! You beat your own previous record of <0 (By 1
hour, 16 minutes and 16 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L15[04:30:34] <MichiBot>
CompanionCube's new record is 1 hour, 16 minutes and 16
seconds! No points gained for stealing from yourself. (Lost out on
0.00127)
L16[05:54:29] <CompanionCube>
%tonkout
L17[05:54:29] <MichiBot> Fiddlesticks!
CompanionCube! You beat your own previous record of 1 hour, 16
minutes and 16 seconds (By 7 minutes and 38 seconds)! I hope
you're happy!
L18[05:54:30] <MichiBot> CompanionCube has
tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.001 tonk points!
Current score: 0.12338, Position #2 Need 0.00181 more points to
pass Spider EveryOS!
L19[05:55:04] <CompanionCube> %drink
L20[05:55:04] <MichiBot> You drink a shiny
grass potion (New!). CompanionCube loses exactly a handful of
luck.
L21[05:55:08] <CompanionCube> oh no
L22[06:23:28]

<RedstoneParkour> %sip
L23[06:23:29] <MichiBot> You drink a silent
amethyst potion (New!). RedstoneParkour's eyes glow the color
of coral until they have a fiery grathnode potion.
L24[06:27:41] <CompanionCube> %drink
L25[06:27:41] <MichiBot> You drink a
shimmering void potion (New!). CompanionCube: Nothing seemed to
happen...
L26[06:28:08] <CompanionCube> %splash
Spider EveryOS shimmering void potion
L27[06:28:09] <MichiBot> You fling a
shimmering void potion that splashes onto Spider. Spider: The magic
of this potion seems to be depleted...
L28[06:28:17] <CompanionCube> huh
L29[06:28:52] <CompanionCube> does that
actually count
L30[06:52:18]

<Spider
EveryOS> %tonk
L31[06:52:18] <MichiBot> Hooray! Spider
EveryOS! You beat CompanionCube's previous record of <0
(By 57 minutes and 49 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L32[06:52:19] <MichiBot> Spider
EveryOS's new record is 57 minutes and 49 seconds! Spider
EveryOS also gained 0.00096 tonk points for stealing the tonk.
Position #1.
L33[07:11:49] <CompanionCube> %drink
L34[07:11:50] <MichiBot> You drink an
unaligned caterium potion (New!). CompanionCube feels much
better!
L35[07:11:55] <CompanionCube> yay
L37[08:00:32]

<Vaur>
%tonk
L38[08:00:32] <MichiBot> Huzzah! Vaur! You
beat Spider EveryOS's previous record of 57 minutes and 49
seconds (By 10 minutes and 25 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L39[08:00:33] <MichiBot> Vaur's new
record is 1 hour, 8 minutes and 14 seconds! Vaur also gained
0.00017 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #6. Need
0.01636 more points to pass RedstoneParkour!
L40[08:00:59]

<Vaur> ah
yes, potions
L41[08:10:41] ⇦
Quits: Hawk777 (~Hawk777@2001:569:7cae:7e00:f63:537b:3eba:d867)
(Quit: Leaving.)
L42[08:44:32] ⇨
Joins: Vexatos
(~Vexatos@p200300eaef1dc8007669504de7431bf3.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
L43[08:44:32] zsh
sets mode: +v on Vexatos
L44[09:11:25] <CompanionCube>
%tonkout
L45[09:11:26] <MichiBot> Consarn it!
CompanionCube! You beat Vaur's previous record of 1 hour, 8
minutes and 14 seconds (By 2 minutes and 39 seconds)! I hope
you're happy!
L46[09:11:27] <MichiBot> CompanionCube has
stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.001 tonk
points! Current score: 0.12438. Position #2 Need 0.00177 more
points to pass Spider EveryOS!
L47[09:11:32] <CompanionCube> %drink
L48[09:11:32] <MichiBot> You drink a light
transparent potion (New!). There's an acidic tinge to the
potion... A label on the bottle reads "Who needs internal
organs anyway?". CompanionCube takes 3d6 => [4,6,2] acid
damage.
L49[09:11:49] <CompanionCube> that's
bad
L50[09:18:42] <nadja> Amanda: ¿So you did
an "I can fix her" and are now surprised that the result
calls you mommy? Not sure what to tell you honestly :P
L51[09:52:12]

<RedstoneParkour> %sip
L52[09:52:13] <MichiBot> You drink a
timeless honey potion (New!). RedstoneParkour watches helplessly as
0.013 tonk points take flight into the horizon. (Rem. uses:
0)
L53[09:52:37]

<RedstoneParkour> %tonkout
L54[09:52:38] <MichiBot> RedstoneParkour:
You gotta tonk before you can tonk out. For this transgression the
timer has been reset.
L55[09:52:45]

<RedstoneParkour> oh fun
L56[10:02:46] ⇦
Quits: Amanda (~m-yt727s@cloud.camnet.site) (Remote host closed the
connection)
L57[10:38:03] ⇦
Quits: Victor_sueca (~Victor_su@60.pool90-68-206.dynamic.orange.es)
(Ping timeout: 190 seconds)
L58[10:41:47] ⇨
Joins: Victor_sueca
(~Victor_su@60.pool90-68-206.dynamic.orange.es)
L59[11:45:24]

<Vaur>
%tonk
L60[11:45:25] <MichiBot> Wah! Vaur! You
beat CompanionCube's previous record of <0 (By 1 hour, 52
minutes and 46 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L61[11:45:26] <MichiBot> Vaur's new
record is 1 hour, 52 minutes and 46 seconds! Vaur also gained
0.00188 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #6. Need
0.00148 more points to pass RedstoneParkour!
L62[11:54:16] <Corded> >
<CompanionCube> that's bad
L63[11:54:16]

<Forecaster> You probably didn't need
those organs anyway, the potion said so!
L64[12:14:10]

<Vaur>
%sip
L65[12:14:11] <MichiBot> You drink an
ommitted moonstone potion (New!). A tiny cloud appears with a
ridiculous smile on it. It follows Vaur until they use
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" in a sentence.
L66[12:48:43] ⇨
Joins: Amanda (~m-yt727s@cloud.camnet.site)
L67[12:56:28] *
Amanda meows and looks around
L68[12:56:29] <Amanda> OK Girls,
here's a delemma for you, is it considerate or inconsiderate
of your landlord to tear down the house you live in to rebuild it
because you mentioned you'd prefer the flooring to be
different, and the stairs to be wider?
L69[12:56:31] <Amanda> %choose strings and
numbers or strings or neither
L70[12:56:31] <Amanda> %p
L71[12:56:32] <MichiBot> Amanda: One the
one hand, there's "strings" but then there's
also "strings and numbers"
L72[12:56:34] <MichiBot> Ping reply from
Amanda 0.82s
L73[13:08:15] <Amanda> oh hey, heisenbridge
caught up
L74[13:08:42] <Amanda> and yes, MichiBot,
those are the two primary options I was considering
L75[13:08:55] <Amanda> Let's try
again: %choose strings and numbers or strings or neither
L76[13:08:55] <MichiBot> Amanda: I sense
some "strings" in your future!
L77[13:09:00] <Amanda> fiiine
L78[13:29:35]

<Forecaster> I'm not a girl, I'm
a platypus boy, but I'd say it'd be considerate if
there's proper notice, or they do it overnight without you
noticing, otherwise no
L79[13:30:00]

<Vaur> (ngl
I don't even keep track of my transformations 😄 )
L80[13:30:02]

<Vaur>
%sip
L81[13:30:03] <MichiBot> You drink a fluffy
weather potion (New!). Vaur remembers an unimportant
appointment.
L82[14:06:56] ⇦
Quits: Victor_sueca (~Victor_su@60.pool90-68-206.dynamic.orange.es)
(Quit: Gone frying asparagus or my Windows had a BSOD)
L83[14:16:00] ⇨
Joins: Victor_sueca
(~Victor_su@60.pool90-68-206.dynamic.orange.es)
L84[14:44:34] <Amanda> %choose comfort or
utility
L85[14:44:35] <MichiBot> Amanda: Hold on
tightly! "utility" is a wild ride!
L86[14:44:56] <Corded> > <Vaur>
(ngl I don't even keep track of my transformations 😄 )
L87[14:44:56]

<Forecaster> I just scrolled up a bit and
looked 😛
L88[15:18:41]

<Spider
EveryOS> %tonkout
L89[15:18:41] <MichiBot> Boom! Spider
EveryOS! You beat Vaur's previous record of 1 hour, 52
minutes and 46 seconds (By 1 hour, 40 minutes and 29 seconds)! I
hope you're happy!
L90[15:18:42] <MichiBot> Spider EveryOS
has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk
points! plus 0.002 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to
50% because stealing) Current score: 0.13215. Position #1
L91[16:15:55]

<Forecaster> %sip
L92[16:15:56] <MichiBot> You drink a
sans-serif crimson potion (New!). Forecaster turns into a robot
spaghetti until hell has a mild winter.
L93[16:16:04]

<Forecaster> Ohno
L94[16:21:28]

<Spider
EveryOS> %sip
L95[16:21:29] <MichiBot> You drink a
redacted citrus potion (New!). Spider EveryOS's radiation
level goes up by 1. Spider EveryOS's radiation level is 1.
(Rem. uses: 2)
L96[16:26:34]

<Forecaster> %splash Amanda redacted
citrus
L97[16:26:35] <MichiBot> You fling a
redacted citrus potion that splashes onto Amanda. Amanda's
radiation level goes up by 4. Amanda's radiation level is 4.
(Rem. uses: 1)
L98[16:26:50]

<Forecaster> The forbidden lemon
juice
L99[16:56:43]

<Vaur>
%tonk
L100[16:56:44] <MichiBot> Waesucks! Vaur!
You beat Spider EveryOS's previous record of <0 (By 1
hour, 38 minutes and 2 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L101[16:56:45] <MichiBot> Vaur's new
record is 1 hour, 38 minutes and 2 seconds! Vaur also gained
0.00163 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #6 => #5.
(Overtook RedstoneParkour) Need 0.01448 more points to pass
Flameingsoul!
L102[17:22:28]
⇨ Joins: Thutmose (~Patrick@67.21.186.206)
L103[17:30:36]

<Vaur>
%sip
L104[17:30:36] <MichiBot> You drink a
dashed cerulium potion (New!). Vaur's skin turn the color of
cerulium but with a white glow until they have a freezing titanium
potion.
L105[17:54:12]

<Forecaster> %sip
L106[17:54:12] <MichiBot> You drink a
shiny aegisalt potion (New!). Forecaster: Nothing seemed to
happen...
L107[17:54:28]

<Forecaster> Aw... bad aegisalt
L108[18:18:50]

<RedstoneParkour> %sip
L109[18:18:51] <MichiBot> You drink a
shiny oculemon potion (New!). RedstoneParkour grows a tail from a
toad until they have some bacon.
L110[18:23:02]

<Vaur>
%sip
L111[18:23:02] <MichiBot> You drink an
eroded apple potion (New!). Vaur hears a train whistle in the
distance.
L113[18:26:14]
⇨ Joins: uis (~uis@95.165.156.213)
L114[19:03:41]

<Forecaster> %tonk
L115[19:03:42] <MichiBot> Yay!
Forecaster! You beat Vaur's previous record of 1 hour, 38
minutes and 2 seconds (By 28 minutes and 55 seconds)! I hope
you're happy!
L116[19:03:43] <MichiBot>
Forecaster's new record is 2 hours, 6 minutes and 57 seconds!
Forecaster also gained 0.00096 (0.00048 x 2) tonk points for
stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need 0.0967 more points to pass
CompanionCube!
L117[20:24:47]

<Forecaster> This why you never throw away
anything ever™️
L118[20:25:37]

<Forecaster> Just brought out the stands
for my computer monitors, the monitors are at least 3 years old if
not more
L119[20:26:25]

<Forecaster> They been mounted to an
arched stand since I got them
L120[20:26:58]

<Forecaster> But now I'm upgrading,
so they're being put elsewhere, which means they need their
original stands again
L121[20:28:03]

<Forecaster> Unfortunately the stands came
apart into two pieces, and I found the base plate right away
(because they're difficult to store)
L122[20:29:14]

<Forecaster> But I've been looking
for the leg parts for months (here and there, not continuously) and
I finally just found them in a random cardboard box with chair
spare parts
L123[20:29:42]

<Forecaster> Which feels both great and
incredibly frustrating at the same time
L124[20:30:36]
⇨ Joins: Michiyo (~Michiyo@50.53.85.112)
L125[20:30:36]
zsh sets mode: +o on Michiyo
L126[20:30:50]

<Forecaster> In other words, don't do
drugs, just hide something, forget where it is, search for it like
crazy, then find it again after a long time, thanks for coming to
my TED talk
L127[21:29:09]

<Forecaster> %tonkout
L128[21:29:09] <MichiBot> Wah!
Forecaster! You beat your own previous record of 2 hours, 6
minutes and 57 seconds (By 18 minutes and 29 seconds)! I hope
you're happy!
L129[21:29:10] <MichiBot> Forecaster has
tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.002 tonk points!
plus 0.002 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score:
0.03168, Position #3 Need 0.0927 more points to pass
CompanionCube!
L130[21:50:43] ⇦
Quits: Thutmose (~Patrick@67.21.186.206) (Ping timeout: 190
seconds)
L131[22:22:27] <CompanionCube> %tonk
L132[22:22:28] <MichiBot> By my throth!
CompanionCube! You beat Forecaster's previous record of
<0 (By 53 minutes and 18 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L133[22:22:29] <MichiBot>
CompanionCube's new record is 53 minutes and 18 seconds!
CompanionCube also gained 0.00089 tonk points for stealing the
tonk. Position #2. Need 0.00688 more points to pass Spider
EveryOS!
L134[22:23:09] <CompanionCube>
%drink
L135[22:23:10] <MichiBot> You drink a
thick boneboo potion (New!). CompanionCube feels slightly
stronger.
L136[22:23:13] <CompanionCube> yay
L137[22:33:49] <Izzy> %remindme 50m
washing
L138[22:33:50] <MichiBot> I'll tell
you "washing" in 50m at 01/14/2025 11:23:49 PM
L139[22:40:22] <Amanda> %choose watch the
kettle boil or leave it be for now
L140[22:40:24] <MichiBot> Amanda: You
hear a faraway lamp yell "watch the kettle boil!".
L141[22:41:21] <Amanda> I need 1053
diamond essence to make this...
L142[23:23:50] <MichiBot> Izzy REMINDER:
washing
L143[23:29:30] <Amanda> Half-way
there
L144[23:34:38] <Amanda> %choose second
diamond plant?
L145[23:34:39] <MichiBot> Amanda: Ah...
well, I'd say wait an hour.
L146[23:34:56] <Amanda> %remindme 1h if
you've not got the diamonds yet, more diamond plants
L147[23:34:57] <MichiBot> I'll tell
you "if you've not got the diamonds yet, more diamond
plants" in 1h at 01/15/2025 12:34:56 AM
L148[23:36:16]
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(~ernos@2600:6c4e:1bf0:81a0:77de:e298:66b1:4e52)
L149[23:39:52] <Amanda> %choose switch to
the deck?
L150[23:39:53] <MichiBot> Amanda: Oh yes,
definitely!
L151[23:56:40] ⇦
Quits: Vexatos
(~Vexatos@p200300eaef1dc8007669504de7431bf3.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
(Quit: Insert quantum chemistry joke here)