L1[01:59:40] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster

L2[01:59:40] <MichiBot> You fling a sour green potion (New!) that splashes onto null. {user} flinches as the potion is thrown but nothing arrives to hit them...

L3[02:00:03] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> ...

L4[02:00:04] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> Oh.

L5[02:00:07] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> Double space.

L6[02:06:52] <Spider ​EveryOS> Oh, I totally forgot to %tonk

L7[02:06:52] <MichiBot> Yikes! Spider ​EveryOS! You beat Va​ur's previous record of 5 hours, 24 minutes and 25 seconds (By 3 hours, 3 minutes and 23 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L8[02:06:53] <MichiBot> Spider EveryOS's new record is 8 hours, 27 minutes and 49 seconds! Spider EveryOS also gained 0.01836 (0.00306 x 6) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #2. Need 0.0723482 more points to pass Forec​aster!

L9[02:08:27] <Spider ​EveryOS> I bet we could go to war over these fake internet points (:

L10[05:30:35] <Forec​aster> We're not at war already?!

L13[09:08:22] <Forec​aster> %sip

L14[09:08:23] <MichiBot> You drink an aligned ocean potion (New!). Forecaster feels much better!

L17[11:24:22] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable ocean potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into a wolf boy until they steal the concept of stealing.

L18[11:24:39] <Amanda> Elfi! Pupy!

L21[11:55:59] <Forec​aster> hey D:

L22[11:56:11] <Forec​aster> why am I suddenly a regular wolf?!

L23[11:56:56] <Amanda> Look on the bright side, you don't have to run from vegans anymore!

L24[11:57:22] <Amanda> Just regular hoomans!

L25[11:58:34] <Forec​aster> that's worse!

L26[12:03:02] <Spider ​EveryOS> %tonkout

L27[12:03:02] <MichiBot> Wut! Spider ​EveryOS! You beat your own previous record of 8 hours, 27 minutes and 49 seconds (By 1 hour, 28 minutes and 20 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L28[12:03:03] <MichiBot> Spider ​EveryOS has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.009 tonk points! plus 0.016 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 1.9984018, Position #2 Need 0.0473482 more points to pass Forec​aster!

L32[14:14:14] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster

L33[14:14:14] <MichiBot> You fling a fluffy oculemon potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster knows the exact location of a particular molecule of oxygen until someone turns on a lamp.

L35[16:48:03] <Forec​aster> Now, if I were a cat I might be inclined to chase this molecule, but since I'm currently a canine SIKE aww it dodged >:

L36[19:09:10] <Forec​aster> Oh and also %tonk

L37[19:09:11] <MichiBot> Heckgosh! Forec​aster! You beat Spider ​EveryOS's previous record of <0 (By 7 hours, 6 minutes and 8 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L38[19:09:12] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new record is 7 hours, 6 minutes and 8 seconds! Forecaster also gained 0.0071 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #1.

L39[19:50:34] <Spider ​EveryOS> %sip

L40[19:50:34] <MichiBot> You drink a proprietary bombastium potion (New!). Spider EveryOS grows a tail from a dryad until they have a nap.

L41[20:37:14] <Va​ur> %sip

L42[20:37:15] <MichiBot> You drink an invisible tiberium potion (New!). Vaur is suddenly more aware of cute things nearby for 35 seconds.

L43[22:29:07] <Amanda> %choose laptopnaptime?

L44[22:29:08] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: Hah! Good luck with that!

L45[22:34:06] <Amanda> I'm sure it'll be fine