L1[04:37:04] <Va​ur> %sip

L2[04:37:05] <MichiBot> You drink a warpy spice potion (New!). It tastes sour.

L3[04:58:37] <Forec​aster> %sip

L4[04:58:39] <MichiBot> You drink a prickly boneboo potion (New!). As Forecaster drinks the potion they seem to have become magnetic and An unassuming lamp flies towards them! They fail to evade it with a 11 vs DC 14 and takes 1d​6 => 1 damage.

L5[04:58:47] <Forec​aster> Ow

L6[05:20:22] <Va​ur> %sip

L7[05:20:23] <MichiBot> You drink an aligned aegisalt potion (New!). A swinging blade comes flying towards Vaur from nowhere! They fail to evade it with a 14 vs DC 16 and takes 1d​8 => 2 damage.

L8[05:49:52] <Corded> > <Z0id​burg> we have a required draft

L9[05:49:52] <Na​dja> Yeah all countries have that, the US just doesn't believe in a central citizen register :P

L10[05:54:47] <North Wes​tern Bear> We have one sort of, it's the SSA

L13[07:23:01] <ThePiGuy24> CC: atleast parliment has been dissolved (prorogued or whatever idc) so we are safe from the tories for now, we just gotta hope the red tories are not as shit as they are making themselves out to be...

L14[07:27:28] <Izzy> friends, I am delighted to say, we have VDI at home https://cdn.shadowkat.net/media/223df53b150f36101714456ce4c5ef4d3199ab986934e8c444b11ccfbc41482a.jpg

L15[07:34:46] <ThePiGuy24> Izzy: https://files.thepiguy24.net/jpg/twoofthem.jpg

L16[07:35:02] <Izzy> you're not gonna believe this

L17[07:35:07] <Izzy> https://cdn.shadowkat.net/media/a1cc30b9a80dbf0bf81576309b87ba5889fcf4879b3af60cec9f1e9f0640fcdd.jpg

L18[07:39:52] <ThePiGuy24> another two of them

L19[07:40:17] <ThePiGuy24> brb making a recursive two of them

L20[07:43:20] <ThePiGuy24> https://files.thepiguy24.net/jpg/twooftwoofthem.jpg

L21[07:44:59] <ThePiGuy24> two^2 of them

L22[09:01:21] <Forec​aster> %tonkout

L23[09:01:22] <MichiBot> Bingo! Forec​aster! You beat Spider ​EveryOS's previous record of 12 hours, 6 minutes and 17 seconds (By 24 minutes and 15 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L24[09:01:23] <MichiBot> Forec​aster has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.012 tonk points! plus 0.011 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to 50% because stealing) Current score: 1.83628. Position #1

L26[09:16:49] <Va​ur> %sip

L27[09:16:50] <MichiBot> You drink a slimy stainless steel potion (New!). Vaur: Nothing seemed to happen...

L29[12:06:32] <Corded> > <na​dja> Yeah all countries have that, the US just doesn't believe i…

L30[12:06:33] <S​3> Well when I looked up the UK it said it was completely voluntary

L31[12:07:16] <S​3> Here you can get arrested

L32[12:30:03] <Amanda> Izzy: you were in my dream last night, as some kind of digital land-lord who was very supportive, and went to town on a tenent of the lot by the river you owned for kicking me out of my mom's truck cause the store mogel who was renting the land was making a play for more of the land you owned there

L33[12:30:29] <Amanda> Then it got weird and I turned into a fish

L34[12:30:45] <Amanda> So you tracked down my fish uncle to find me

L35[12:32:27] <Forec​aster> None of that sounds very digital

L36[12:32:41] <Izzy> o.o

L37[12:33:26] <Amanda> @Forecaster it involved a lot of weird block-based programming

L38[12:35:26] <Amanda> Also digging voxels, because I guess SE has infected deep enough into my subconscious for that now

L39[12:37:19] <Forec​aster> At least it wasn't block chain related

L40[12:37:59] <Corded> > <Z0id​burg> Well when I looked up the UK it said it was completely volu…

L41[12:37:59] <Na​dja> I mean in the UK you can still get drafted, you just don't have to register at age 18 because well the state does know about you already.

L42[12:40:05] <Amanda> Anyway, time to %splash @Forecaster with mutable octiron potion

L43[12:40:05] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable octiron potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into a golem for 3 hours.

L44[12:40:18] <Amanda> I see I see

L45[12:41:50] <Forec​aster> D:<

L46[12:42:56] <Forec​aster> I was just about to have some pie!

L47[13:31:04] <Amanda> My pie now

L48[13:33:43] <Va​ur> %tonk

L49[13:33:44] <MichiBot> Awesome! Va​ur! You beat Forec​aster's previous record of <0 (By 4 hours, 32 minutes and 22 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L50[13:33:45] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 4 hours, 32 minutes and 22 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.00454 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #2. Need 0.2047718 more points to pass Forec​aster!

L51[14:23:48] <Forec​aster> You can't just usurp pies! That's illegal!

L52[14:31:19] <Þe​ros> saw a bunch of discussion about neofetch and stuff a long while ago, i'm kinda late here https://discordembeds.pc-logix.com/live/1716733879000.png

L53[14:32:27] <Þe​ros> and yes i will continue using fish

L54[14:34:24] <Þe​ros> wait what it doesn't say i use xmonad anymore?

L55[14:34:28] <Þe​ros> huh

L56[14:54:16] <Va​ur> %sip

L57[14:54:18] <MichiBot> You drink a big unobtanium potion (New!). Vaur turns into a cat goat for 19 seconds.

L58[15:06:31] <Va​ur> %sip

L59[15:06:33] <MichiBot> You drink a dotted green potion (New!). Vaur feels a strong urge to recycle the potion bottle.

L60[15:38:14] <Spider ​EveryOS> %sip

L61[15:38:14] <MichiBot> You drink a prickly oculemon potion (New!). Spider EveryOS feels a strong urge to recycle the potion bottle.

L62[15:38:50] <Spider ​EveryOS> Recycling potion bottles is the new trend

L63[15:55:33] <Va​ur> %sip

L64[15:55:34] <MichiBot> You drink a soft aegisalt potion (New!). The next pie Vaur eats tastes slightly less good.

L65[16:57:39] <ThePiGuy24> ls

L66[16:57:44] <ThePiGuy24> oops

L67[17:00:11] <Va​ur> %sip

L68[17:00:12] <MichiBot> You drink a ripe transparent potion (New!). It tastes sour.

L69[18:03:57] <Forec​aster> Lemon juice

L70[18:16:39] <Va​ur> %tonkout

L71[18:16:40] <MichiBot> Awesome! Va​ur! You beat your own previous record of 4 hours, 32 minutes and 22 seconds (By 10 minutes and 33 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L72[18:16:41] <MichiBot> Va​ur has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.004 tonk points! plus 0.006 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 1.6415082, Position #2 Need 0.1947718 more points to pass Forec​aster!

L73[18:43:49] <Spider ​EveryOS> %sip

L74[18:43:49] <MichiBot> You drink a woolly sky potion (New!). Oh no, Spider EveryOS got a health potion, there's probably a boss fight coming!

L75[18:50:01] <Forec​aster> The boss is the health potion monopoly

L76[18:50:02] <Va​ur> %sip

L77[18:50:03] <MichiBot> You drink an excluded avesmingo potion (New!). Vaur turns into a cerulium toad boy for 2 hours.

L78[19:48:35] <Amanda> %choose laptopnaptime?

L79[19:48:35] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: Only if you stab Inari first.

L80[19:48:45] <Amanda> %stab @Inari

L81[19:48:46] <MichiBot> Ama​nda is trying to stab @Inari! They have 5 minutes if they want to attempt to %defend against it!

L82[19:48:51] <MichiBot> Amanda is stabbing @Inari with a Magic Quantum Potato! (25%) for 1d4 => 2 (Magic +2) => 4 damage!

L85[22:45:28] <Spider ​EveryOS> %tonk

L86[22:45:28] <MichiBot> Willikers! Spider ​EveryOS! You beat Va​ur's previous record of <0 (By 4 hours, 28 minutes and 48 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L87[22:45:29] <MichiBot> Spider EveryOS's new record is 4 hours, 28 minutes and 48 seconds! Spider EveryOS also gained 0.00448 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need 0.0105164 more points to pass Va​ur!