L2[00:13:42] <FatalMerlin> %sip

L3[00:13:42] <MichiBot> You drink a dusty grass potion (New!). FatalMerlin turns into an octopus robot girl until they eat a pie.

L4[00:13:51] <FatalMerlin> shit

L5[00:13:57] <FatalMerlin> help

L6[00:29:39] <Va​ur> %sip

L7[00:29:39] <MichiBot> You drink a warpy boneboo potion (New!). Vaur gets a sudden Spice infusion. Vaur can see the universe. [Spice Addiction +1]

L10[02:46:04] <Amanda> %splash FatalMerlin with mutable grass potion

L11[02:46:04] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable grass potion (New!) that splashes onto FatalMerlin. FatalMerlin turns into a crocodile girl until they stop thinking about it.

L13[02:51:31] <Amanda> Night girls

L14[04:23:16] <Forec​aster> %sip

L15[04:23:16] <MichiBot> You drink a punctual diamond potion (New!). The potion contained a computer virus! It changed Forecaster's theme to one they don't like!

L16[04:23:23] <Forec​aster> Aw

L17[04:23:30] <Forec​aster> %tonk

L18[04:23:30] <MichiBot> Sard! Forec​aster! You beat your own previous record of <0 (By 8 hours, 54 minutes and 48 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L19[04:23:31] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new record is 8 hours, 54 minutes and 48 seconds! No points gained for stealing from yourself. (Lost out on 0.00891)

L24[10:15:48] <FatalMerlin> %sip

L25[10:15:48] <MichiBot> You drink a liquid aluminium potion (New!). FatalMerlin's bed is suddenly slightly more comfortable until hell has a nice fall.

L26[10:15:59] <FatalMerlin> mhmm what a lovely present

L27[10:16:12] <FatalMerlin> also damn it Amanda!

L28[10:16:28] <FatalMerlin> %splash Amanda

L29[10:16:29] <MichiBot> You fling a crunchy pussplum potion (New!) that splashes onto Amanda. Amanda barely manages to catch a red shell that appears in front of them! (Rem. uses: 0)

L33[10:50:00] <Amanda> Cold has moved onto the "joints? Ow." Phase

L34[10:58:10] <Forec​aster> but at least you have one more red shell now

L36[11:53:59] <Forec​aster> D:

L37[12:06:31] <Amanda> %splash @Forecaster with mutable green potion

L38[12:06:31] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable green potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into a green sword girl until they see a star fall.

L39[12:07:09] <Amanda> Hey, how'd this sword with tits get out of the armory? _Beams it back there_

L40[12:19:44] <Amanda> Sure is weird how The Grinch starts with a song about Yahoo Torrents

L41[12:31:48] <Forec​aster> D:<

L42[12:41:12] <Fe​rra> what is this present imet?

L43[12:41:33] <Forec​aster> Who's Imet?

L44[12:54:56] <Amanda> Imet is the goddess of one-night stands and ducks

L45[12:57:58] <Izzy> Imet her in a dream

L46[13:00:19] <Amanda> Izzy: we had a night of passion, but once I awoke, there were only ducjs

L47[13:00:32] <Forec​aster> and a night stand

L48[13:40:22] <Va​ur> %tonk

L49[13:40:22] <MichiBot> Consarn it! Va​ur! You beat Forec​aster's previous record of 8 hours, 54 minutes and 48 seconds (By 22 minutes and 3 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L50[13:40:23] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 9 hours, 16 minutes and 51 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.00333 (0.00037 x 9) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #1.

L51[13:42:26] <Forec​aster> dangit

L52[14:55:56] <Forec​aster> %sip

L53[14:55:57] <MichiBot> You drink a sans-serif iron potion (New!). After drinking the potion Forecaster notices a label that says "Side effects may include giggle fits and excessive monologuing."

L54[14:56:17] <Forec​aster> I need more serifs in my diet

L55[15:01:11] <Amanda> You shouldn't be eating sheriffs, Forecaster

L56[15:03:00] <Forec​aster> I'm a sword, I just want to stab them a little

L57[15:11:27] <Amanda> ./" She didn't stab the sheriff ./"

L58[15:19:02] <Amanda> %choose factory or destroy the foxriarchi

L59[15:19:02] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: Some "factory" sounds nice

L60[15:19:12] <Amanda> %choose laptopnaptime?

L61[15:19:13] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: A faraway lamp turns green

L62[15:19:25] <Amanda> Sounds good

L63[15:28:18] <Forec​aster> the lamp is jealous

L64[15:57:52] <Amanda> %choose wait for 13k to be removed or bury it and start on purple jellies

L65[15:57:53] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: Out of these two choices? I'd say "wait for 13k to be removed".

L66[18:18:32] <Fatal​Merlin> %sip

L67[18:18:32] <MichiBot> You drink a still amethyst potion (New!). A giant boulder is rolling towards FatalMerlin! They fail to evade it with a 6 vs DC 15 and takes 1d​6 => 4 damage.

L68[18:19:10] <Fatal​Merlin> I'd say I am flattered but I fell rather flattened

L69[18:52:34] <Va​ur> %sip

L70[18:52:34] <MichiBot> You drink a viscous violium potion (New!). As Vaur drinks the potion they become the target of a wad of llama spit! They fail to evade it with a 11 vs DC 12 and takes 1d​4 => 1 damage.

L71[18:53:09] <Va​ur> awh

L72[18:58:44] <sami​rigon> %sip

L73[18:58:45] <MichiBot> You drink a sour quicksilver potion (New!). samirigon's bed is suddenly slightly more comfortable until they stop thinking about it.

L74[19:16:26] <Va​ur> %sip

L75[19:16:26] <MichiBot> You drink a frosty blue potion (New!). Vaur has a single tear roll down their cheek for some reason.

L78[21:36:49] <Amanda> %choose laptopnaptime or rearrange @inari's drawers subtly again

L79[21:36:49] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: Once you get a taste of "rearrange @inari's drawers subtly again" you can't stop.