L1[00:38:04] <Amanda> %give MichiBot an entire DVD collection full of Yuri rom-coms

L3[00:41:32] <S​3> Woohoo

L4[00:41:39] <S​3> I got myself a Cisco UCS server

L5[00:43:12] <Amanda> Please do not Woohoo the servers

L6[00:43:24] <Amanda> You can't Try for Baby with them either

L7[00:52:09] <Amanda> @Nadja anyways, once you're back in the right universe, you'll have to kill all the cult members, and take over the town they secretly controlled to turn it into your springboard platform for your run for the first female president, and then 20 years later you'll be playing a vrmmo where you've got to collect candy gatcha toys with your childhood best friend who also was a rebel from that cult who joined forces with you.

L9[00:53:46] <Amanda> Also you can't let the citizens know that the gatcha candy toys are running out, and must kill anyone who finds out that they're actually made by your body somehow.

L13[01:12:10] <Amanda> Night girls

L14[02:31:25] <Forec​aster> %sip

L15[02:31:25] <MichiBot> You drink a sans-serif sapphire potion (New!). Forecaster looks up and sees the moon smile at them for a second.

L60[03:27:14] <PwnagePineap​ple (He/Him)> Oooh lots of IRC funsies

L64[05:50:59] <CompanionCube> %tonkoit

L65[05:51:04] <CompanionCube> %tonkout

L66[05:51:04] <MichiBot> Wut! Compan​ionCube! You beat Va​ur's previous record of 6 hours, 58 minutes and 2 seconds (By 6 hours, 31 minutes and 50 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L67[05:51:05] <MichiBot> Compan​ionCube has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.013 tonk points! plus 0.012 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to 50% because stealing) Current score: 1.13495625. Position #4 Need 0.29222156 more points to pass Ocawes​ome101!

L68[05:51:14] <CompanionCube> oh no

L69[07:13:29] <stephan48> Liizzii: one mad contractor implemented remote storage for xenserver via a VM, it exposed a remote ceph-like cluster(propriatary) as a iscsi node with some cache on SSDs and then ran the local VMs of the headquarters storage without having any worthwhile local storage. I did not know what i was mor shocken off, that he said it just crashed like once a year or that it apparently performed

L70[07:13:35] <stephan48> well enough over two 1Gig synchronious links

L71[07:14:03] <stephan48> thankfully not for us, but i later got to help him reset esxi passwords for that customer and he showed it to me :D ran like 5 remote offices that way

L75[08:09:03] <Liizzii> stephan48, interesting

L78[10:44:19] <Forec​aster> %tonk

L79[10:44:19] <MichiBot> Waesucks! Forec​aster! You beat Compan​ionCube's previous record of <0 (By 4 hours, 53 minutes and 14 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L80[10:44:20] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new record is 4 hours, 53 minutes and 14 seconds! Forecaster also gained 0.00489 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #1.

L82[11:17:16] <u0_a457> hello from irc. if i made it work

L84[11:17:32] <AR2000> better ?

L85[11:17:36] <AR2000> better

L87[11:22:04] <Amanda> Hello termux user

L88[11:22:08] <Amanda> Oh, bye

L89[12:06:07] <Corded> > <Ama​nda> Hello termux user

L90[12:06:08] <AR2​000> How did you know???

L91[12:08:27] <Amanda> that's the format of a user in android, and I use termux

L93[12:13:01] <AR2000> what's the cmd to change the avatar on discord's side ?

L94[12:13:53] <AR2000> !help

L95[12:17:26] <Amanda> it's !setmyavatar <avatar url>

L96[12:18:33] <AR2000> !setmyavatar https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/256917157559009281/339f6f4f4eef64d637f92313f593ae1d

L97[12:18:34] <Corded> Avatar downloaded and set successfully

L98[12:18:51] <AR2000> thx

L99[12:23:03] <Amanda> Hrm.

L100[12:24:09] <Amanda> I need a better name for this in my iac repo. At the moment I have "roles" and "services" -- I'd like to combine them, and also cover additional bits of per-host configuration, like maybe what port it is connected to the router with, for future expansion, anyone got a good name for this idea?

L101[12:25:19] <Amanda> The roles are turned into ansible roles/variables, and adblock config variables, the services are turned into consul exported services, but in the future I'd also like that to handle stuff like firewall rules

L102[12:27:32] <Amanda> ping stephan48 and nadja because you're both good with compsci topics, and maybe what I'm thinking of has a proper name

L103[12:28:47] <Amanda> Maybe "modifiers"?

L106[12:44:11] <S​3> Interpret as command

L107[12:44:44] <Amanda> Close, Infastructure as code

L108[12:44:55] <Amanda> bunch of jsonnet that defines my network and all the devices on it

L109[12:45:02] <Amanda> what runs where, etc

L111[13:24:33] <stephan48> There is one hard thing in IT, naming and off by ones.

L112[13:24:49] <stephan48> Modifiers sounda goos

L113[13:24:57] <stephan48> Overrides

L114[13:25:48] <stephan48> Never heard of jsonnet before

L115[13:26:22] <stephan48> Modifiers/overrides/host_vars/changythings

L116[13:26:43] <stephan48> I have used all of them in the past :P

L117[13:26:51] <Amanda> heh

L118[13:36:15] <Forec​aster> %sip

L119[13:36:15] <MichiBot> You drink a proprietary black potion (New!). The next glass of water Forecaster has tastes like Tan.

L120[13:36:20] <Forec​aster> ew

L121[13:55:40] <S​3> Not as good as Skittles

L122[13:55:43] <S​3> Taste the rainforest

L123[13:55:49] <S​3> Rainbow*

L124[13:55:53] <S​3> Wth autocorrect lol

L125[13:55:59] <Amanda> yum, rainforest

L126[13:56:04] <S​3> Yeah taste the rainforest lololol

L127[13:56:27] <S​3> That actually sounds kind of cool

L129[14:39:39] <Forec​aster> you can't eat the rainforests

L130[14:39:42] <Forec​aster> we need those

L132[15:19:44] <Amanda> Not even a little? As a treat?

L133[15:24:03] <Forec​aster> no, there are regular forests you can nibble on!

L134[15:35:56] <Liizzii> huh, got a promotion, but not the one i was expecting, and slightly higher pay than what i was expecting (£1k difference between the new salaries). This one seems to be me going to not-trainee for my current role, not the new, more generic role i was supposedly being slotted into

L135[15:49:24] <Amanda> %choose transformers or appliers

L136[15:49:24] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: A faraway lamp replies something inaudible.

L137[15:49:33] <Amanda> hrm

L138[15:50:01] <Va​ur> %tonk

L139[15:50:02] <MichiBot> Wow! Va​ur! You beat Forec​aster's previous record of 4 hours, 53 minutes and 14 seconds (By 12 minutes and 27 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L140[15:50:03] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 5 hours, 5 minutes and 42 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.00105 (0.00021 x 5) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #2. Need 0.06421 more points to pass Forec​aster!

L141[16:04:37] <stephan48> Liizzii: per month or per year difference? :P

L142[16:05:10] <stephan48> anyways congratulations!

L147[18:25:19] <Forec​aster> %sip

L148[18:25:20] <MichiBot> You drink a safe coralcreep potion (New!). A sudden craving for soup occupies Forecaster's thoughts until they find a baseball cap with the walmart logo on it.

L149[18:25:33] <Forec​aster> I don't want that...

L150[18:33:45] <Liizzii> stephan48, per year difference, it's about 6k-7k higher than what i'm currently on

L151[18:34:15] <stephan48> nice! :)

L152[18:34:48] <Va​ur> %sip

L153[18:34:48] <MichiBot> You drink a spooned pussplum potion (New!). Vaur's eyes turn crimson until someone looks at them.

L154[18:36:23] <Forec​aster> _checks if Vaur's eyes are red_

L155[18:36:29] <Forec​aster> hm, all good it seems

L156[18:36:36] <Forec​aster> not a vampire

L157[19:04:47] <Amanda> %choose comfort or utility

L158[19:04:47] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: A nearby lamp whispers "comfort" such that it's barely audible.

L161[20:02:51] <Amanda> %choose laptopnaptime or try and be productive again

L162[20:02:51] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: If I had a gold nugget for every time someone asked me about "try and be productive again"

L163[20:05:05] <Amanda> %inv list

L164[20:05:05] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: Here's my inventory: http://michibot.pc-logix.com/inventory

L165[20:05:27] <Amanda> MichiBot contains 0 gold nuggets, therefore I shall laptopnaptime

L166[20:14:25] <Forec​aster> she's probably hidden them

L168[20:25:12] <rapeseed> Read about Governor Samuel Garcia and Naruto's sexual relationship! Check out the exerpt here and click on the link to read the whole thing!

L169[20:25:15] <rapeseed> But Samuel Garcia wasn't done yet. He pulled Naruto into one of the bathroom stalls and began to fist him with a rough, insistent force. Naruto cried out with a mix of pain and pleasure as Samuel Garcia's hand stretched him open, his body shaking with intense sensations. As they continued to explore each other's bodies, Naruto couldn't help but feel a sense of taboo excitement. He knew that what they were doing was dangerous and could ruin both of their

L170[20:25:22] <rapeseed> reputations, but he couldn't resist the intense pleasure that Samuel Garcia brought him. 

L171[20:25:24] <rapeseed> After they finished, Samuel Garcia casually picked the little bits of undigested corn and shrimp tails from the ramen that Naruto had eaten earlier and licked them off his fingers, savoring the flavor. Naruto felt a mix of disgust and arousal as he watched Samuel Garcia, but he knew that he couldn't deny the passion that existed between them. https://justpaste.it/Naruto_Makes_Love_Samuel_Garcia

L173[20:25:49] <The P​atmann> @Forecaster @Vexatos New site to block

L174[20:25:55] <The P​atmann> Also spammer

L175[20:39:49] <Forecaster> %phraseban add justpaste.it

L176[20:39:50] <MichiBot> Forec​aster: Phrase already banned.

L177[20:40:08] <Forecaster> Ah, yeah

L178[20:41:18] <Redston​eParkour> seems like the kick went through but didn't get bridged by Corded

L179[20:41:48] <Forec​aster> Hmm

L180[20:42:29] <Forec​aster> I need to adjust the phraseban to allow keyword matching instead

L181[20:43:18] <Forec​aster> I'd have liked it to trigger on the first message instead of the last one with the link

L182[21:12:51] <Amanda> %choose waves; em or pressure

L183[21:12:52] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: em waves

L185[23:19:49] <CompanionCube> Izzy: 'Keir Starmer is considering launching a podcast to communicate his politics following his misinterpreted LBC comments on Gaza'

L186[23:20:40] <Izzy> decent idea, from that alone, tbh

L187[23:21:12] <CompanionCube> the word 'misinterpreted' is doing quite some heavy lifting there, though...

L188[23:30:37] <Va​ur> %tonkout

L189[23:30:38] <MichiBot> Hooray! Va​ur! You beat your own previous record of 5 hours, 5 minutes and 42 seconds (By 2 hours, 34 minutes and 53 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L190[23:30:39] <MichiBot> Va​ur has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.007 tonk points! plus 0.012 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 1.58163842, Position #2 Need 0.04521 more points to pass Forec​aster!

L191[23:48:45] <Amanda> %give MichiBot an I2C controller for a toaster heating element

L193[23:50:56] <Liizzii> %tonk

L194[23:50:57] <MichiBot> By my throth! Lii​zzii! You beat Va​ur's previous record of <0 (By 20 minutes and 18 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L195[23:50:58] <MichiBot> Liizzii's new record is 20 minutes and 18 seconds! Liizzii also gained 0.00034 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #19. Need 0.0019 more points to pass redston​eparkour!

L196[23:51:42] <Liizzii> %give MichiBot A suspiciously large amount of human meat

L198[23:51:58] <Liizzii> %inventory

L199[23:51:59] <MichiBot> Lii​zzii: Must specify sub-command. (Try: list, create (add), remove (rem, del), preserve (pre), unpreserve (unpre), count, favourite (fav))

L200[23:52:07] <Liizzii> %inventory list

L201[23:52:07] <MichiBot> Lii​zzii: Here's my inventory: http://michibot.pc-logix.com/inventory

L202[23:54:16] <Liizzii> %give MichiBot A singular fuck