L1[00:20:21] <Forec​aster> %tonk

L2[00:20:21] <MichiBot> I'm sorry Forecaster, you were not able to beat Vaur's record of 3 hours and 45 minutes this time. 3 hours, 39 minutes and 39 seconds were wasted! Missed by 5 minutes and 20 seconds!

L3[00:20:29] <Forec​aster> dammit

L4[00:35:46] <Va​ur> %sip

L5[00:35:46] <MichiBot> You drink a powdery rubium potion (New!). Vaur's nails turn the color of dirt until hell freezes over.

L6[02:13:50] <Forec​aster> %sip

L7[02:13:51] <MichiBot> You drink a hairy pear potion (New!). Forecaster feels much better!

L8[02:13:59] <Forec​aster> hooray

L9[02:27:00] <Va​ur> %sip

L10[02:27:01] <MichiBot> You drink a fragrant octiron potion (New!). Vaur has a single tear roll down their cheek for some reason.

L11[03:26:41] <Va​ur> %sip

L12[03:26:41] <MichiBot> You drink an eroded grass potion (New!). A giant boulder is rolling towards Vaur! They fail to evade it with a 14 vs DC 15 and takes 1d​6 => 1 damage.

L14[04:19:09] <Forec​aster> hide the snacks

L15[04:19:16] <Amanda> Rude

L16[04:19:39] <Amanda> I've not eaten in eons!

L17[04:34:06] <Forec​aster> which probably translates to something like an hour ago or so

L18[04:38:07] <Amanda> No! EONS!

L19[04:43:15] <Forec​aster> you can have a potion

L20[04:50:26] <Amanda> Okay. %splash @Forecaster with mutable diamond potion

L21[04:50:26] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable diamond potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into a pearlpeas crocodile until they use "Wat" in a sentence.

L22[05:21:38] <Forec​aster> hey wat

L25[05:27:44] <Forec​aster> poor star

L26[05:27:46] <Forec​aster> >:

L27[05:33:05] <Forec​aster> %sip

L28[05:33:06] <MichiBot> You drink a solid rock potion (New!). A warp zone opens up next to Forecaster. (Use %warp to jump in)

L29[05:33:10] <Forec​aster> %warp

L30[05:33:11] <MichiBot> You end up in your bed.

L31[05:33:17] <Forec​aster> ooh, this is nice

L32[07:08:39] <Va​ur> %tonkout

L33[07:08:40] <MichiBot> Geez! Va​ur! You beat your own previous record of 3 hours and 45 minutes (By 3 hours, 3 minutes and 18 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L34[07:08:41] <MichiBot> Va​ur has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.006 tonk points! plus 0.01 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 1.10799861, Position #2 => #1 (Overtook Forecaster)

L35[07:12:13] <Forec​aster> noooo

L36[10:16:05] <Forec​aster> %tonk the take back

L37[10:16:05] <MichiBot> Holy rickety gazebo Batman! Forec​aster! You beat Va​ur's previous record of <0 (By 3 hours, 7 minutes and 25 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L38[10:16:06] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new record is 3 hours, 7 minutes and 25 seconds! Forecaster also gained 0.00312 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #2. Need 0.00008037 more points to pass Va​ur!

L44[11:08:53] <Amanda> %choose laptopnaptime?

L45[11:08:54] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: I talked to the Swedish Chef, he said "Bork bork!" I think that means yes?

L46[11:19:44] <Va​ur> %sip

L47[11:19:45] <MichiBot> You drink an icy electrum potion (New!). A bard behind Vaur suddenly stops playing. They were most likely eaten by a monster.

L48[11:40:46] <Amanda> %choose hallucinate or waves

L49[11:40:47] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: You hear a faraway lamp yell "hallucinate!".

L50[11:46:31] <Amanda> Elfi~ the lamps are yelling across the channel again

L52[11:51:07] <ar2​000> what kind of lamp ? The kind that provides web hosting?

L53[11:56:08] <Forec​aster> A server can provide housing and light if you run it hot enough to light it on fire

L54[12:16:39] <catzil​la2018> %help

L55[12:16:39] <MichiBot> catzil​la2018: Command list: http://michibot.pc-logix.com/help

L56[12:17:54] <Va​ur> %sip

L57[12:17:55] <MichiBot> You drink a dull octiron potion (New!). The bottle turns into an apple.

L60[12:29:43] <Amanda> @Forecaster can't provide housing for long if it's on fire

L61[12:36:43] <Forec​aster> nor hosting which is what it was supposed to say

L62[12:36:55] <Forec​aster> But it would provide both for a little bit

L63[12:59:27] <Va​ur> %sip

L64[12:59:28] <MichiBot> You drink a wonderful moonstone potion (New!). Vaur remembers an unimportant appointment.

L65[13:12:46] <Va​ur> %sip

L66[13:12:47] <MichiBot> You drink a molten oculemon potion (New!). The potion bottle is suddenly on fire! Vaur takes 1d​4 => 4 fire damage before letting go of it!

L67[13:16:20] <Forec​aster> Although I can't imagine living in a server to be very nice

L68[13:16:25] <Forec​aster> Too hot and noisy

L69[13:40:13] <Forec​aster> %tonkout

L70[13:40:15] <MichiBot> Awesome! Forec​aster! You beat your own previous record of 3 hours, 7 minutes and 25 seconds (By 16 minutes and 43 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L71[13:40:16] <MichiBot> Forec​aster has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk points! plus 0.004 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 1.11491824, Position #2 => #1 (Overtook Vaur)

L74[13:43:22] <Va​ur> %sip

L75[13:43:23] <MichiBot> You drink a frosty grass potion (New!). Vaur sees the sky briefly flash solid dark blue then go back to normal.

L76[15:46:42] <Izzy> %remindme 45m washing

L77[15:46:43] <MichiBot> I'll tell you "washing" in 45m at 08/31/2023 11:31:43 PM

L78[16:23:32] <Amanda> %remindthem Izzy 3m scritchies

L79[16:23:33] <MichiBot> I'll tell Izzy "scritchies" in 3m at 08/31/2023 11:26:33 PM

L80[16:26:34] <MichiBot> Izzy REMINDER: scritchies

L81[16:28:44] <Izzy> %pat Amanda

L82[16:28:45] <MichiBot> Izzy is petting Amanda with the book of the dead. Amanda regains 1d4 => 3 hit points! An adventurer came by and claimed the book of the dead was the artifact they were looking for to save their village.

L83[16:31:44] <MichiBot> Izzy REMINDER: washing

L84[16:34:11] <Amanda> ... isn't the book of the dead bound in human leather? Not the best choice for pettings, Izzy

L85[16:34:36] <Amanda> Or is that the necronomicon

L86[16:45:36] <Amanda> Also someone should probably stop that adventurer from raising their entire village as undead

L87[16:50:50] <Amanda> %calfact

L88[16:51:11] <Amanda> Hrmz what was command for calendar facts

L89[16:51:30] <Amanda> %p

L90[16:51:31] <MichiBot> Ping reply from Ama​nda 0.52s

L91[16:51:47] <Amanda> Okay good, my matrix isn't eating messages, it's just quiet

L92[17:22:36] <Ocawes​ome101> %tonk

L93[17:22:37] <MichiBot> Fudge! Ocawes​ome101! You beat Forec​aster's previous record of <0 (By 3 hours, 42 minutes and 22 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L94[17:22:38] <MichiBot> Ocawesome101's new record is 3 hours, 42 minutes and 22 seconds! Ocawesome101 also gained 0.00371 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need 0.0809308 more points to pass Va​ur!

L99[19:21:01] <Amanda> Night girls

L100[21:53:31] <Ocawes​ome101> %tonkout

L101[21:53:32] <MichiBot> Woah! Ocawes​ome101! You beat your own previous record of 3 hours, 42 minutes and 22 seconds (By 48 minutes and 33 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L102[21:53:33] <MichiBot> Ocawes​ome101 has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.004 tonk points! plus 0.006 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 1.03706781, Position #3 Need 0.0709308 more points to pass Va​ur!

L103[22:24:55] <Forec​aster> %calendarfact

L104[22:25:00] <Forec​aster> Hmm