<<Prev Next>> Scroll to Bottom
Stuff goes here
L1[00:10:00] <Amanda> %choose
laptopnaptime?
L2[00:10:02] <MichiBot> Amanda: I'd advice
against "laptopnaptime" right now.
L3[00:10:12] <Amanda> Then _when_!?
L4[00:13:55] ⇨
Joins: YANHSH (~YANHSH@168.195.5.3)
L5[00:15:45] ⇦
Quits: YANHSH (~YANHSH@168.195.5.3) (Client Quit)
L6[00:19:44] ⇨
Joins: YANHSH (~YANHSH@168.195.5.3)
L7[00:22:02] <YANHSH> bruh
L8[00:25:49]
<Michiyo>
Well said.
L9[00:30:02] <Amanda> And I say bruh! what a
wonderful kind of day! Where we learn to laugh and bruh! and get
along with each-other!
L10[00:32:10] <Amanda> Elfi, did you spill
the tireds all over the place again? It's only 2030, and yet I feel
like zzzmews
L11[00:41:17]
<Michiyo>
>Amanda: And I say bruh! what a wonderful kind of day! Where we
learn to laugh and …
L12[00:41:17]
<Michiyo>
*blinks* the 90's just slapped the hell out of me reading
that...
L13[00:41:48] <Amanda> :P
L14[00:42:09] <Amanda> Grew up on that
shizz
L15[00:42:23]
<Michiyo>
Yeah, same :P
L16[00:42:29] <Amanda> PBS on the
airwaves
L17[00:42:51]
<Michiyo>
Yeah, we didn't have cable, PBS was one of the only channels I
could get
L18[00:43:01]
<Michiyo>
that or talk shows.
L19[00:45:50] ⇨
Joins: John (~John@168.195.5.3)
L20[00:50:09] ⇦
Quits: John (~John@168.195.5.3) (Quit: John)
L21[00:50:12] <Amanda> We had cable, but a
neighbor kid I was friends with at the time didn't and I'd hang out
with him a lot
L22[00:51:05] <Amanda> So PBS there and
boomerang when I was at home, watching old 80s Hanna Barbera
L23[00:57:31] <Amanda> Anyways, once this
meds alarm goes off I shall investigate the realm of dreams, make
sure it's not got any contrabands
L24[01:10:41] ⇦
Quits: Vexatos
(~Vexatos@p200300Eaef23417946a7730299A6EB8d.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
(Quit: Insert quantum chemistry joke here)
L25[01:14:33] *
Amanda loses cohesion, turning into a pile of floof and
zzzmews
L26[01:14:35] <Amanda> Night girls
L27[01:19:13] ⇦
Quits: YANHSH (~YANHSH@168.195.5.3) (Remote host closed the
connection)
L28[03:40:12] ⇨
Joins: Hawk777
(~Hawk777@2607:c000:8295:4800:c454:3e7:9079:cec3)
L29[05:09:06]
<Forecaster> %sip
L30[05:09:06] <MichiBot> You drink a
concentrated boneboo potion (New!). Forecaster feels much
better!
L31[05:09:37]
<Forecaster> %tonk
L32[05:09:37] <MichiBot> Yay! Forecaster!
You beat Vaur's previous record of 5 hours, 34 minutes and 26
seconds (By 1 hour, 10 minutes and 29 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L33[05:09:38] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new
record is 6 hours, 44 minutes and 56 seconds! Forecaster also
gained 0.00702 (0.00117 x 6) tonk points for stealing the tonk.
Position #1.
L34[05:11:32]
<Michiyo>
damn it
L35[05:11:38]
<Michiyo>
just got home, was like OH I should tonk
L36[05:11:39]
<Michiyo>
>_>
L37[05:11:45]
<Michiyo>
Fuckin Fore over here
L38[05:11:48]
<Michiyo>
ruining my plans
L39[05:27:47] ⇦
Parts: lunar_sam (c44a7f2987@jabberfr.org) ())
L40[05:27:50] ⇨
Joins: lunar_sam (c44a7f2987@jabberfr.org)
L41[05:32:03]
<Forecaster> I just woke up 😄
L42[07:19:34] ⇨
Joins: hellomir (~hellomir@178.185.31.11)
L43[07:19:55] ⇦
Quits: hellomir (~hellomir@178.185.31.11) (Client
Quit)
L44[07:23:36] ⇦
Parts: lunar_sam (c44a7f2987@jabberfr.org) ())
L45[07:23:38] ⇨
Joins: lunar_sam (c44a7f2987@jabberfr.org)
L46[08:09:26] ⇦
Quits: Hawk777 (~Hawk777@2607:c000:8295:4800:c454:3e7:9079:cec3)
(Quit: Leaving.)
L47[08:55:53] ⇨
Joins: Vexatos
(~Vexatos@p200300eaef234179856ba069b7da2eea.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
L48[08:55:53] zsh
sets mode: +v on Vexatos
L49[08:57:01] ⇦
Parts: lunar_sam (c44a7f2987@jabberfr.org) ())
L50[08:57:02] ⇨
Joins: lunar_sam (c44a7f2987@jabberfr.org)
L51[09:03:42] ⇦
Parts: lunar_sam (c44a7f2987@jabberfr.org) ())
L52[09:03:58] ⇨
Joins: lunar_sam
(c44a7f2987@2a00:c70:1:178:170:40:189:1)
L53[09:31:53] ⇦
Quits: Vexatos
(~Vexatos@p200300eaef234179856ba069b7da2eea.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
(Ping timeout: 189 seconds)
L54[09:45:40] ⇨
Joins: Vexatos
(~Vexatos@p200300eaef2341388c6757af10e9f2e6.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
L55[09:45:40] zsh
sets mode: +v on Vexatos
L56[09:50:24]
<Forecaster> %sip
L57[09:50:25] <MichiBot> You drink a hot
radiation potion (New!). A trapdoor suddenly opens up under
Forecaster! There are spikes at the bottom. They fail to evade it
with a 4 vs DC 15 and takes 1d6 => 3 damage.
L58[09:50:35]
<Forecaster> dang traps >:
L59[09:56:25] ⇦
Parts: lunar_sam (c44a7f2987@2a00:c70:1:178:170:40:189:1)
())
L60[10:12:17] ⇨
Joins: lunar_sam
(c44a7f2987@2a00:c70:1:178:170:40:189:1)
L61[11:16:37] <Izzy> %roll 10d6
L62[11:16:37] <MichiBot>
[2,6,3,3,1,6,3,4,1,2] => 31
L63[11:28:53] *
Amanda resets the trap Forecaster triggered, goes back to watching
it
L64[11:32:27]
<Forecaster> >:
L65[11:34:12]
<Sky>
%sip
L66[11:34:13] <MichiBot> You drink a warm
sapphire potion (New!). Sky turns into lava for 41 minutes.
L67[11:34:25]
<Sky>
Dam*bubble bubble*
L68[11:37:43]
<Forecaster> Great, now you're ruining the
floor
L69[11:40:27] *
Amanda dumps a bucket of water on @Sky
L70[11:44:26]
<Sky>
*sizzle sizzle*
L71[11:47:03] *
Amanda uses her diamond claws to mine @Sky
L72[11:47:22] *
Amanda shoves the resulting obsidian into an
enderchest
L73[11:47:35] <Amanda> Nyahaha! I have
stolen the sky!
L74[11:47:35]
<Sky>
ÆÆþæ
L75[11:52:50] <CompanionCube>
%tonkout
L76[11:52:51] <MichiBot> I'm sorry
CompanionCube, you were not able to beat Forecaster's record of 6
hours, 44 minutes and 56 seconds this time. 6 hours, 43 minutes and
13 seconds were wasted! Missed by 1 minute and 42 seconds!
L77[11:52:56] <CompanionCube> shit
L78[11:53:44] <Amanda> A mere 102s
away
L79[12:23:47] ⇦
Parts: lunar_sam (c44a7f2987@2a00:c70:1:178:170:40:189:1)
())
L80[12:23:51] ⇨
Joins: lunar_sam
(c44a7f2987@2a00:c70:1:178:170:40:189:1)
L81[13:29:10] *
Amanda meows at elfi, offers her some snackies
L82[13:35:23]
<Forecaster> %sip
L83[13:35:23] <MichiBot> You drink a muddy
aqua potion (New!). Sitting down suddenly seems like a really
terrible idea.
L84[13:51:59]
<Forecaster> It was already a terrible
idea because of the water tail!
L85[14:08:15] <Amanda> %remindme 2h move
earbuds to purse
L86[14:08:16] <MichiBot> I'll tell you
"move earbuds to purse" in 2h at 03/20/2023 04:08:15
PM
L87[14:09:11] *
Amanda offers @Inari a peace offering, a birb plushie
L88[14:16:20]
<Michiyo>
My twitter account was logged into in Germany, and they changed my
password... yet somehow I still had an active session when changing
your password is supposed to force log out other sessions
L89[14:17:14]
<Michiyo>
Was trying to figure out *how* since I have 2FA... Then I
remembered that FUCKIN ELON made Twitter Blue required for SMS
2FA.... and that change went in to effect TODAY
L91[14:23:18] <Amanda> I predict a not at
all suspicious rise in Elon support after this!
L92[14:26:30]
<Michiyo>
Managed to get my account back... because they didn't change the
email on the account
L93[14:30:44]
<Forecaster> hooray
L94[14:30:46]
<Forecaster> now burn it
L95[14:36:17] ⇨
Joins: ben_mkiv
(~ben_mkiv@200116b8003ce800fe3497fffea975f2.dip.versatel-1u1.de)
L96[14:38:20] <Amanda> I think they changed
it so you can do proper totp now though
L97[14:38:59]
<Michiyo>
Yeah, I put both of my accounts on Google Auth
L98[15:02:53] <Amanda> Remember when elon
got a look at the twitter backend and was like "What's with
all these microservices? We don't need those, shut them down!"
and caused a several hour twitter outage?
L99[15:04:11] <Amanda> I should go in and
close my twitter account before it turns into a sockpuppet by some
hacker
L100[15:07:38] <Amanda> Done.
L101[15:08:04] <Amanda> Apparently I
already had totp enabled, but since I don't use twitter anymore, no
point keeping the account up
L102[15:11:19] <Amanda> Heh
L103[15:11:32] <Amanda> Got an email from
twitter "You turned off 2 factor auth for your
account!"
L104[15:11:38] <Amanda> No, Elon, I
deleted my account
L105[15:11:55] <Amanda> Then again, who
knows, maybe that just did that instead, because elon
L106[15:34:18]
<walksanator.
B⃢ot.> %sip
L107[15:34:18] <MichiBot> You drink an
endless quicksilver potion (New!). walksanator. B⃢ot. gains the
proportional strength of a goat until someone looks at them.
L108[15:35:00]
<Forecaster> It's a ghost account
now
L109[15:38:32] <Amanda> Spooku
L110[15:38:36] <Amanda> Spooky even
L111[15:38:45] <Amanda> I blame @Inari,
for not accepting my peace offering
L112[15:47:07] <Amanda> %p
L113[15:47:08] <MichiBot> Ping reply from
Amanda 0.37s
L114[15:47:28] <Amanda> But that's just
like, your opinion, MichiBot
L115[15:48:56] <Amanda> %choose waves; em
or pressure
L116[15:48:56] <MichiBot> Amanda: em
waves
L117[15:50:47]
<Sky>
%p
L118[15:50:48] <MichiBot> Sky: Sorry. You
can't get your ping from over a bridge. You can ping irc users by
passing one or more as arguments.
L119[15:50:53]
<Sky>
Damn
L120[15:52:23] <Amanda> %p Corded
L121[15:52:24] <MichiBot> Ping reply from
Corded 0.31s
L122[15:56:31] <Amanda> You're not going
to magically be able to get a ping for your discord from MichiBot,
she's an IRC bot, so she can only ping IRC users
L123[16:08:16] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER:
move earbuds to purse
L124[16:21:25]
<Forecaster> Technically she can ping
anything she wants, but she doesn't know your address unless you're
an IRC user
L125[16:22:25]
<Sky> My
address is 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico
L126[16:22:49]
<Sky>
Nothing nefarious there at all
L127[16:22:50] <Amanda> Glitter sent
L128[16:22:57]
<Sky> Oh
noes
L129[16:23:23] <Amanda> HRm.
L130[16:23:30]
<Sky>
%sip
L131[16:23:30] <MichiBot> You drink a
simulated automato potion (New!). Sky's hair grows 4 times longer
until they steal a shoe.
L132[16:23:32] <Amanda> Welp, I'm still
just breaking my networking even more
L133[16:26:48] <Amanda> ... DHCP can send
timezone information?
L135[16:30:10]
<Forecaster> When aren't we breaking
networking things?
L136[16:32:01]
<Forecaster> I mean, it was broken when I
got here
L137[16:56:58]
<Ariri>
%choose val or apex
L138[16:56:58] <MichiBot> Ariri: I tried
reading my tea leaves this morning. There was something about death
and doom. Anyway, go with "apex"
L139[17:01:02]
⇨ Joins: Hawk777 (~Hawk777@192.252.233.141)
L140[17:07:36]
<walksanator.
B⃢ot.> %sip
L141[17:07:36] <MichiBot> You drink a
shimmering rock potion (New!). A voice whispers a secret into
walksanator. B⃢ot.'s ear only they can hear.
L142[17:08:00]
<walksanator.
B⃢ot.> ah so thats what i am missing
L143[17:10:13]
<Sky>
%sip
L144[17:10:13] <MichiBot> You drink a
sweet dalekanium potion (New!). Sky's pockets suddenly contain
1d10 => 2 Titanium colored marbles.
L145[17:14:55]
⇨ Joins: YANHSH (~YANHSH@168.195.5.46)
L146[17:23:14] ⇦
Quits: YANHSH (~YANHSH@168.195.5.46) (Ping timeout: 189
seconds)
L147[17:36:57]
<Sky>
%sip
L148[17:36:57] <MichiBot> You drink a
dotted white potion (New!). Sky feels the need to use
"%shell".
L149[17:37:05]
<Sky>
%ammocount
L150[17:37:06] <MichiBot> Sky: You have 1
Blue Shell, 3 Red Shells, 3 Green Shells, and 2 Bricks
L151[17:37:12]
<Sky>
%leaderboard
L152[17:37:15]
<Sky>
Damn
L153[17:37:19]
<Sky>
%tonkleaders
L155[17:38:19]
<Sky>
%redshell ThePiGuy24
L156[17:38:19] <MichiBot> Sky:
Unfortunately you missed with a 11 vs 14.
L157[17:38:23]
<Sky>
Fuck
L158[17:41:25]
<AR2000>
>Amanda: ... DHCP can send timezone information?
L159[17:41:26]
<AR2000>
That's dhcp option 2
L161[17:41:55] <Amanda> Wonder how often
that's actually sent
L162[17:45:01]
<Vaur>
%sip
L163[17:45:01] <MichiBot> You drink a
smooth diamond potion (New!). Dramatic music briefly plays in the
distance.
L164[17:45:11]
<Sky>
%sip
L165[18:29:03]
<PwnagePineapple (He/Him)> %tonkout
L166[18:29:03] <MichiBot> I'm sorry
PwnagePineapple (He/Him), you were not able to beat Forecaster's
record of 6 hours, 44 minutes and 56 seconds this time. 6 hours, 36
minutes and 12 seconds were wasted! Missed by 8 minutes and 43
seconds!
L167[18:29:12]
<PwnagePineapple (He/Him)> E
L168[18:29:36]
<S3>
>Amanda: Wonder how often that's actually sent
L169[18:29:37]
<S3> By
yduring the Dora phase
L170[18:29:44]
<S3> During
the*
L171[18:30:05]
<S3> I have
no idea how that typo happened
L172[18:30:19]
<S3>
Anyways it happens during DORA
L173[18:30:24] <Amanda> I meant how often
it's actually sent in the wild by actual dhcp servers, not when int
he protocol it happens
L174[18:30:46]
<S3> So
DHCP TTL * 2 max
L175[18:30:47]
<Michiyo>
ffs ._.
L176[18:32:12] <Amanda> again, not when
_in the protocol_ it's sent, but how much it's actually _used_ in
the wild
L177[18:36:02]
<Forecaster> Fun fact, the `shell` command
is not related to tonksniping
L178[18:36:09]
<Forecaster> It predates it
L179[18:36:51] <CompanionCube>
goddammit
L180[18:42:40]
<ThePiGuy24> >Amanda: ... DHCP can send
timezone information?
L181[18:42:40]
<ThePiGuy24> dhcp can do way more stuff
than youd expect it to do
L182[18:55:03]
⇨ Joins: Bill
(~Bill@217-120-164-183.cable.dynamic.v4.ziggo.nl)
L183[18:55:12] <Amanda> I'm sure. It's an
ancient protocol, probably has more RFCs bolted onto it than you
can shake a stick at
L184[18:56:05] ⇦
Quits: Bill (~Bill@217-120-164-183.cable.dynamic.v4.ziggo.nl)
(Client Quit)
L185[18:56:32]
<Forecaster> don't shake sticks, that's
dangerous!
L186[19:33:45] ⇦
Quits: ben_mkiv
(~ben_mkiv@200116b8003ce800fe3497fffea975f2.dip.versatel-1u1.de)
(Quit: Leaving)
L187[19:35:41]
<walksanator.
B⃢ot.> %sip
L188[19:35:41] <MichiBot> You drink a
molten coral potion (New!). walksanator. B⃢ot. smells something
burning.
L189[19:51:40]
<Vaur>
%sip
L190[19:51:40] <MichiBot> You drink a
redacted crimson potion (New!). There's an acidic tinge to the
potion... A label on the bottle reads "Who needs internal
organs anyway?". Vaur takes 3d6 => [6,5,3] acid
damage.
L191[20:06:05]
<walksanator.
B⃢ot.> %sip
L192[20:06:05] <MichiBot> You drink a
powdery lime potion (New!). walksanator. B⃢ot. sees the sky briefly
flash solid dark blue then go back to normal.
L193[20:51:42] <Amanda> %choose rain box
or play with technology you don't understand more
L194[20:51:42] <MichiBot> Amanda: A
nearby lamp suddenly screams "play with technology you don't
understand more!" such that it's barely audible.
L195[21:26:19] <Amanda> %remindme 6d12h
burn down the homelab with your qemu shit
L196[21:26:19] <MichiBot> I'll tell you
"burn down the homelab with your qemu shit" in 6d12h at
03/27/2023 09:26:19 AM
L197[21:45:15]
<Sky>
%shell
L198[21:45:15] <MichiBot> Sky loads The
Fox Note into a shell and fires it. It strikes the ground near
Lucifer, Fridtjof, and reborn. They take 1d6 => 5, 1d6 =>
2, and 1d6 => 4 splash damage respectively.
L199[21:45:16] <MichiBot> The Fox Note
phases out of the dimension.
L200[21:45:23]
<Sky>
neat
L201[21:50:31] ⇦
Parts: lunar_sam (c44a7f2987@2a00:c70:1:178:170:40:189:1)
())
L202[21:54:53]
⇨ Joins: lunar_sam
(c44a7f2987@2a00:c70:1:178:170:40:189:1)
L203[23:22:23] ⇦
Quits: Vexatos
(~Vexatos@p200300eaef2341388c6757af10e9f2e6.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
(Ping timeout: 189 seconds)