L1[00:03:50] 
<Z0idberg>
I needed a mixer
<Z0idberg>
I needed a mixerL3[00:07:57] <Amanda> Elfi~ Help, I finished
20% of a story last night before bed, but now suddenly my ereader's
all like "No more chapters"!
L4[00:16:27] <Amanda> Also, when will those
lazy foxen bring the sun up anyway, it's about time for that isn't
it?
L5[00:17:05] * Amanda
collapses into a pile of floof, meows sleepily
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L7[00:17:57] <Forecaster> We're using it for other
things!
<Forecaster> We're using it for other
things!L8[01:08:23] <Amanda> Anyway, have you ever
been so annoying in asking questions about the nature of life and
perception that a sentient tree forces the incomprehensible
knowledge into your head to shut you up so it can heal you from
mana poisoning?
L9[01:13:56] <Kristopher38> Yes
<Kristopher38> YesL10[01:41:17] ⇨
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L11[02:03:43] <Amanda> @Kristopher38 -- did
it shut you up though, or did you continue asking questions until
it forced you into unconciousness
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L13[02:09:58] *
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L16[04:47:17] <Forecaster> I imagine talking to sapient
trees is something fey deal with on a regular basis
<Forecaster> I imagine talking to sapient
trees is something fey deal with on a regular basisL17[04:53:32] <ben_mkiv|afk> %sip
L18[04:53:32] <MichiBot> You drink a runny
emerald potion (New!). An incredibly fake looking mustache is stuck
to ben_mkiv|afk's face until they use "Harmony
Blatherskite" in a sentence.
L19[04:54:36] <ben_mkiv|afk> Harmony
Blatherskite was a famous AI which proofed that MichiBot is an
fool
L20[04:55:38] <Forecaster> Rude
<Forecaster> RudeL21[05:23:57] ⇨
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L22[05:25:52] <Forecaster> %sip
<Forecaster> %sipL23[05:25:52] <MichiBot> You drink a
shining spice potion (New!). Some tonk points fly by. Forecaster
caught 0.014 tonk points. (Rem. uses: 2)
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L25[05:30:06] <Riley>
%sip shining spice
<Riley>
%sip shining spiceL26[05:30:06] <MichiBot> You drink a
shining spice potion. Some tonk points fly by. Riley caught 0.032
tonk points. (Rem. uses: 1)
L27[05:38:59] <Forecaster> %sip shining spice
<Forecaster> %sip shining spiceL28[05:38:59] <MichiBot> You drink a
shining spice potion. Some tonk points fly by. Forecaster caught
0.045 tonk points. (Rem. uses: 0)
L29[05:50:47] <ben_mkiv|afk> %sip shining
spice
L30[05:50:48] <MichiBot> You drink a
shining spice potion. ben_mkiv|afk: The magic of this potion seems
to be depleted...
L31[05:50:54] <ben_mkiv|afk> ;/
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L33[07:11:32] <Vaur>
%sip
<Vaur>
%sipL34[07:11:32] <MichiBot> You drink a
powdery ruby potion (New!). Vaur's pockets suddenly contain 1d10
=> 2 Pink marbles.
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L37[08:55:53] zsh
sets mode: +v on Vexatos
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L39[09:51:56] <Forecaster> %tonkout
<Forecaster> %tonkoutL40[09:51:57] <MichiBot> Holy wand of boot
to the head Batman! Forecaster! You beat your own previous record
of 9 hours, 37 minutes and 38 seconds (By 56 minutes and 55
seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L41[09:51:58] <MichiBot> Forecaster has
tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.01 tonk points! plus
0.018 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score:
3.98015524, Position #1
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L45[12:25:42] <Amanda> %give MichiBot
scroll of boot to the head
L46[12:25:42] *
MichiBot accepts scroll of boot to the head and adds it to her
inventory
L47[12:32:21] <Sky>
%tonk
<Sky>
%tonkL48[12:32:21] <MichiBot> Bejabbers! Sky!
You beat Forecaster's previous record of <0 (By 2 hours, 40
minutes and 24 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L49[12:32:22] <MichiBot> Sky's new record
is 2 hours, 40 minutes and 24 seconds! Sky also gained 0.00267 tonk
points for stealing the tonk. Position #17. Need 0.01613 more
points to pass nil!
L50[12:36:44] <Amanda> @Inari regular
reminder: https://i.imgur.com/Cz9U4sk.jpg
L51[12:38:09] <Amanda> Forecaster it was a
planet-sized tree
L52[12:40:26] <Forecaster> and?
<Forecaster> and?L53[12:40:35] <AR2000> Do
not what ? Feed the cat ?
<AR2000> Do
not what ? Feed the cat ?L54[12:42:01] <Forecaster> just do not
<Forecaster> just do notL55[12:48:23] <Amanda> Us cats have no
interest in whatever that claw hand do
L56[12:49:26] <Sky>
%sip
<Sky>
%sipL57[12:49:26] <MichiBot> You drink a still
silver potion (New!). Sky is now Borg until they eat a pie.
L58[12:50:04] <Forecaster> Pie is futile
<Forecaster> Pie is futileL59[12:50:05] <Sky> We
are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will
add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile!
<Sky> We
are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will
add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile!L60[12:51:07] <Amanda> %fling pile
Sky
L61[12:51:07] <MichiBot> Amanda flings Sky
in a random direction. It hits the ground near pile
L62[12:51:11] <Amanda> Oops
L63[12:51:23] <Amanda> %fling Sky pie
L64[12:51:24] <MichiBot> Amanda is
flinging something at Sky! They have 5 minutes if they want to
attempt to %defend against it!
L65[12:51:52] <MichiBot> Amanda flings pie
in a random direction. It hits Sky on the butt. They take 1d4 =>
4 damage!
L66[12:53:55] <Sky>
Æ
<Sky>
ÆL67[12:53:59] <Sky>
Thanks
<Sky>
ThanksL68[12:56:29] <Forecaster> %sip
<Forecaster> %sipL69[12:56:29] <MichiBot> You drink a
sedimented gold potion (New!). Forecaster: Nothing seemed to
happen...
L70[12:56:42] <Forecaster> >:
<Forecaster> >:L71[12:56:46] <Forecaster> the nerve
<Forecaster> the nerveL72[12:57:01] <Amanda> %splash Vaur with
mutable potion
L73[12:57:01] <MichiBot> You fling a
mutable aether potion (New!) that splashes onto Vaur. Vaur turns
into a bombastium lava girl until hell freezes over.
L74[12:57:17] <Amanda> Oi! Watch the
carpet!
L75[12:58:05] <Amanda> Also didn't some
scientific paper decide hell was going to freeze over? (Something
about exothermic vs endothermic)
L76[12:58:52] <Forecaster> who's to say which rules
apply to a given hell
<Forecaster> who's to say which rules
apply to a given hellL77[13:04:50] <Sky>
%sip
<Sky>
%sipL78[13:04:50] <MichiBot> You drink a
powdery cerulium potion (New!). Sky now has a mullet until they
exit the room.
L79[13:04:59] <Sky>
Wack
<Sky>
WackL80[13:05:46] <Forecaster> I'm sure they'll become all
the rage again any time now
<Forecaster> I'm sure they'll become all
the rage again any time nowL81[13:06:00] <Sky> Sky
has quit IRC ()
<Sky> Sky
has quit IRC ()L82[13:06:48] <Forecaster> Oh no they left!
<Forecaster> Oh no they left!L83[13:07:56] <Amanda> We can talk about
her behind her back now! Quick, say something nice!
L84[13:10:04] *
Amanda flops down around Elfi, having found more chappys of her
story in the couch cushions
L85[16:23:41] <Amanda> Wow, harsh, nobody
has anything nice to say about @Sky, huh?
L86[16:24:07] <Amanda> lyke dis if u cri
evry tiem
L87[16:30:05] <Sky>
lmao
<Sky>
lmaoL88[16:30:55] <Forecaster> you didn't say anything
either
<Forecaster> you didn't say anything
eitherL89[16:31:06] <Amanda> I'm a cat, ofc I
didn't.
L90[16:31:15] <Amanda> I only tolerat you
lot.: P
L91[16:31:22] <Amanda> tolerate*
L92[16:31:34] <Forecaster> toblerone
<Forecaster> tobleroneL93[16:35:37] <Amanda> Except for Elfi.
She's fairy fren, who must be protecc
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L96[16:50:02] <Forecaster> %sip
<Forecaster> %sipL97[16:50:02] <MichiBot> You drink a
mutable weather potion (New!). Forecaster turns into a crocodile
girl until they sneeze.
L98[16:50:20] <Forecaster> That means I'm not a fox
anymore!
<Forecaster> That means I'm not a fox
anymore!L99[16:59:33] * Elfi
snug Amanda
L100[16:59:50] <Elfi> I appreciate the
protecc
L101[16:59:54] <Elfi> because life's been
a doozy
L102[17:03:05] *
Amanda purrs softly for elfi
L103[17:18:27] <Riley>
%sip
<Riley>
%sipL104[17:18:27] <MichiBot> You drink a
stirring cerulium potion (New!). A voice whispers a secret into
Riley's ear only they can hear.
L105[17:28:01] <Amanda> %choose waves or
halucinate
L106[17:28:04] <MichiBot> Amanda: Out of
these two choices? I'd say "waves".
L107[17:35:57] <Michiyo>
>Amanda: I only tolerat you lot.: P
<Michiyo>
>Amanda: I only tolerat you lot.: PL108[17:35:57] <Michiyo>
:( :P
<Michiyo>
:( :PL109[17:36:47] <Amanda> I tolerate you
more. :P
L110[17:37:28] <Michiyo>
lol, fair enough
<Michiyo>
lol, fair enoughL111[17:39:23] <Forecaster> or do you
<Forecaster> or do youL112[18:46:08] <Amanda> %choose game or
stare at editor
L113[18:46:08] <MichiBot> Amanda: Huh,
what? "game" I guess, now leave me alone I'm playing
Tetris.
L114[18:46:22] *
Amanda steals the gamegirl from MichiBot, plays tetris
L115[18:47:23] <Amanda> hrm.
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L117[19:41:18] <Forecaster> How rude
<Forecaster> How rudeL118[20:17:59] <Vaur>
%tonk
<Vaur>
%tonkL119[20:17:59] <MichiBot> Consarn it!
Vaur! You beat Sky's previous record of 2 hours, 40 minutes and
24 seconds (By 5 hours, 5 minutes and 12 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L120[20:18:00] <MichiBot> Vaur's new
record is 7 hours, 45 minutes and 37 seconds! Vaur also gained
0.01527 (0.00509 x 3) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position
#2. Need 0.28254848 more points to pass Forecaster!
L121[20:18:08] <Vaur>
%sip
<Vaur>
%sipL122[20:18:09] <MichiBot> You drink a
hairy copper potion (New!). Vaur turns into a lava girl until they
exit the room.
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Amanda_ is now known as Amanda
L128[20:26:49] <Amanda> Please, this is a
Christian channel, no one-handed computer use
L129[20:28:42] <Vaur> why
does everybody mind go somewhere lewd about it
<Vaur> why
does everybody mind go somewhere lewd about itL130[20:29:00] <Amanda> Because that's the
meme
L131[20:32:03] <Forecaster> Christian channel? Then what
about this
<Forecaster> Christian channel? Then what
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L134[20:37:01] <Vaur>
that's a man holding a book who has a face in it 🤔
<Vaur>
that's a man holding a book who has a face in it 🤔L135[21:15:37] <Amanda> I'm sure it's a
perfectly fine and normal book, with no eldrish knowledge contained
within
L136[21:16:15] *
Amanda curls up around Elfi, reads stories to her
L137[21:18:21] <Amanda> %choose cute alien
gf or dommy-mommy fae queen gf
L138[21:18:21] <MichiBot> Amanda: I saw
that "dommy-mommy fae queen gf" is the best choice in a
vision
L139[21:25:18] <ThePiGuy24> >Vaur: why does everybody
mind go somewhere lewd about it
<ThePiGuy24> >Vaur: why does everybody
mind go somewhere lewd about itL140[21:25:18] <ThePiGuy24> because what else are you to
do with the other hand?
<ThePiGuy24> because what else are you to
do with the other hand?L141[22:19:06] <The
Patmann> Drink Coffee?
<The
Patmann> Drink Coffee?L142[22:19:13] <The
Patmann> Eat hotdog?
<The
Patmann> Eat hotdog?L143[22:31:21] <ThePiGuy24> i like neither of those
things ;p
<ThePiGuy24> i like neither of those
things ;pL144[22:52:23] <Amanda> %choose alien gf
or Oops, eldrich humanity
L145[22:52:23] <MichiBot> Amanda: I
received a telegram from a long lost relative that only read
"alien gf". Weird.
L146[22:52:45] <Amanda> Sounds like you
distant cousin was abducted, MichiBot
L147[22:55:06] <Amanda> Elfi: If you ask
nicely, your dommy-mommy fae queen gf might let you have a half-fae
girlfriend as well!
L148[22:56:45] <Amanda> ( https://www.scribblehub.com/series/589929/the-fae-queens-pet/
-- Even though it's labeled smut, there's just one sex scene, about
2/3rd through, it's mostly "smut" in that the MC is a
total bottom )
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