L2[00:53:31] <Mic​hiyo> https://tinyurl.com/2zuymuy8

L7[02:47:08] <Amanda> Night girls

L8[03:23:21] <Ar​iri> %pat dequbed

L9[03:23:22] <MichiBot> Ariri is petting dequbed with 13x Compressed Sentences. dequbed regains 1d4 => 4 hit points!

L10[04:29:43] <Va​ur> %tonk

L11[04:29:44] <MichiBot> Blast! Va​ur! You beat Forec​aster's previous record of 5 hours, 17 minutes and 38 seconds (By 2 hours, 7 minutes and 55 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L12[04:29:45] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 7 hours, 25 minutes and 34 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.01278 (0.00213 x 6) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #1.

L14[05:52:26] <awa> how do i use relay?

L15[05:58:27] <awa> hello?

L19[09:12:41] <Inari 「オ​兄デレ」「狐っ娘」> %pet Amanda

L20[09:12:41] <MichiBot> Inari 「オ兄デレ」「狐っ娘」 is patting Amanda with the world's only 3ds game with third party mod support. Amanda regains 1d8 => 5 hit points! The world's only 3ds game with third party mod support melts into a puddle of unidentifiable goo.

L21[09:12:57] <Inari 「オ​兄デレ」「狐っ娘」> Bad bot btw

L22[09:13:05] <Inari 「オ​兄デレ」「狐っ娘」> Pat != Pet

L23[09:34:44] <dequbed> @Ariri meow?

L24[10:30:27] <Forec​aster> Close enough

L25[10:30:31] <Forec​aster> %sip

L26[10:30:32] <MichiBot> You drink a stirring tiberium potion (New!). Forecaster's hair glows the color of jumbonium until they say the word "Swing".

L27[10:30:48] <Forec​aster> That's a swing color

L28[10:30:54] <Forec​aster> wait dangit

L33[11:47:23] <Amanda> Here, I'll help

L34[11:47:50] <Amanda> %splash Forecaster with mutable jumbonium potion

L35[11:47:52] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable jumbonium potion (New!) that splashes onto Forecaster. Forecaster turns into a white horse boy until they eat a pie.

L36[11:50:10] <Forec​aster> D:

L37[12:00:25] <Amanda> oops

L38[12:00:40] <Amanda> @Inari why'd you give me candy, I have bloodwork in 2h!

L39[12:09:46] <Forec​aster> at least I'm a fancy horse I guess 😐

L40[12:09:54] <Forec​aster> now I need to locate pie

L42[12:22:53] <Forec​aster> you have pie hidden somewhere don't you

L43[12:23:03] <Forec​aster> < - <

L44[12:26:37] <Amanda> Nope, @Inari does though

L45[12:29:56] <Corded> * <Inari 「オ​兄デレ」「狐っ娘」> paints Amanda's fur instead of this mecha robot

L46[12:32:09] <Amanda> Hey!

L47[12:40:40] <Inari 「オ​兄デレ」「狐っ娘」> oh, sorry, you're right

L48[12:40:50] <Corded> * <Inari 「オ​兄デレ」「狐っ娘」> sticks some masking tape on Amanda's fur to isolate the areas to paint

L49[12:41:12] <Amanda> D:

L50[12:41:15] <Amanda> %bite @Inari

L51[12:41:15] <MichiBot> Ama​nda is trying to bite @Inari! They have 5 minutes if they want to attempt to %defend against it!

L52[12:41:20] <MichiBot> Amanda is biting @Inari for 1d6 => 5 damage!

L53[12:41:48] <Inari 「オ​兄デレ」「狐っ娘」> wow rude, after I already responded to your protest

L54[12:54:23] <Amanda> Typical foxen, do something bad, then when you complain they do something worse, then when they get in trouble for it, acct like they were helping the whole time

L55[13:02:52] <Amanda> %splash @Inari with mutable black potion

L56[13:02:52] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable black potion (New!) that splashes onto @Inari. @Inari turns into a lizard for 40 seconds.

L57[13:24:26] <Forec​aster> Brieflizard

L58[13:32:07] <dequbed> %pet Amanda

L59[13:32:07] <MichiBot> dequbed is brushing Amanda with Poly the Parrot. Amanda regains 1d4 => 2 hit points! Poly the Parrot melted in the sun...

L60[13:34:43] <Forec​aster> poor polly

L61[13:43:39] <dequbed> If it didn't want to melt it should not have been in MichiBots inventory.

L63[13:45:56] <dequbed> Anyway Amanda I'm afraid the declaration of independence went up in flames in an unholy fire. I hope you didn't need it for anything and also you're back to being a crown colony now sorry I don't make the rules

L64[13:46:09] <Forec​aster> Polly is an ex-parrot now

L65[13:47:28] <Amanda> dequbed: I'm sure the poloticians on both sides of the aisle are fine with that, as it'll at least no be cursing them for not upholding their oaths of office anymore

L66[13:49:51] <dequbed> Oh so *that's* what it was. Okay in retrospect handing it to the aristocrat in the crown succession line was a stupid idea.

L67[13:49:58] <Amanda> I like the witch's reaction to this in the story: "... is it too late to put it back?"

L68[13:50:14] <dequbed> I'm afraid it is witch :D

L69[13:50:39] <Amanda> Such is the life of a special agent in the secret subsection of the National Archives

L70[13:50:57] <Amanda> But hey, she's got a cute catgirl wife now!

L71[13:51:04] <dequbed> yay \o/

L72[13:51:26] <Amanda> Which she definately did sign the paperwork for, her boss definately didn't forge the signature to push it through

L73[13:52:01] <Amanda> The things the boss does to bring the witch's familar into the fold... and pay for her college

L74[13:52:27] <dequbed> Hey familiar care is important

L75[13:52:34] <Amanda> Anyway, @Inari when are you going to stop hiding more chapters of this story, I want to continue to halucinate it!

L76[13:53:23] <Amanda> ( That story again is https://www.scribblehub.com/series/240803/the-archivists-petty-revenge/ )

L77[13:58:50] <Amanda> %choose go to space or halucinate

L78[13:58:50] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: I have a pamphlet that says never to engage in "halucinate", so you should definitely do it!

L79[13:59:06] <Amanda> Hrm, suspicious

L80[13:59:11] <Amanda> Oh well, space it is

L81[14:14:20] <Z0id​berg> https://tinyurl.com/2ewcwjq7

L82[14:14:43] <Forec​aster> Actually it gets exactly 1 wheat tall

L95[17:09:43] <Forec​aster> %tonk

L96[17:09:44] <MichiBot> By my throth! Forec​aster! You beat Va​ur's previous record of 7 hours, 25 minutes and 34 seconds (By 5 hours, 14 minutes and 26 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L98[17:09:45] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new record is 12 hours and 40 minutes! Forecaster also gained 0.04192 (0.00524 x 8) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #2. Need 0.310586 more points to pass Va​ur!

L101[21:06:45] <ThePi​Guy24> https://tinyurl.com/2l8q3uz4

L102[21:19:28] <Forec​aster> wait being a prince isn't a job

L103[22:08:12] <Amanda> "One day, while floating through the void, a creature the size of galaxies is attacked from all sides by a mysterious enemy. Shrinking itself and hiding on a small planet, It adopts the form of a young woman. But life is not as simple on earth as it is in space, and... uh... g-girls are w-weirdly... pretty? Uh... Oh, man."

L106[22:26:00] <Forec​aster> %tonk

L107[22:26:00] <MichiBot> I'm sorry Forecaster, you were not able to beat Forecaster's record of 12 hours and 40 minutes this time. 5 hours, 16 minutes and 16 seconds were wasted! Missed by 7 hours, 23 minutes and 43 seconds!