L1[00:04:17] <CompanionCube> happy birthday me

L2[00:04:35] <CompanionCube> Izaya: Skye: ^

L3[00:13:56] <Ocawes​ome101> happy birthday, CompanionCube!

L4[00:26:19] <lunar_sam> happy birthday CC

L5[00:40:23] <Brisingr​Aerowing> Happy Birthday CC!

L6[00:40:32] <Brisingr​Aerowing> And may you have many more!

L7[00:42:26] <Amanda> But not today, because that'd be a paradoxx

L8[01:47:09] <Izaya> CompanionCube: another orbit round the sun

L10[02:49:23] <DaCompu​terNerd> %sip

L11[02:49:23] <MichiBot> You drink a shiny aluminium potion (New!). DaComputerNerd has a single tear roll down their cheek for some reason.

L12[02:49:40] <DaCompu​terNerd> %tonk

L13[02:49:40] <MichiBot> Crud! DaCompu​terNerd! You beat Forec​aster's previous record of <0 (By 4 hours, 29 minutes and 27 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L14[02:49:41] <MichiBot> DaComputerNerd's new record is 4 hours, 29 minutes and 27 seconds! DaComputerNerd also gained 0.00449 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #5. Need 0.00013 more points to pass Ko​dos!

L15[02:51:36] <Amanda> %remindme 8h close port 80 again since acme no longer needs it

L16[02:51:36] <MichiBot> I'll tell you "close port 80 again since acme no longer needs it" in 8h at 05/14/2022 10:51:36 AM

L18[02:52:21] <Amanda> Night nerds

L19[02:56:54] <Elfi> ninii

L23[04:48:48] <Forec​aster> %sip

L24[04:48:48] <MichiBot> You drink a liquid rød potion (New!). Forecaster's pockets suddenly contain 1d​10 => 7 Cerulium colored marbles.

L28[06:05:48] <Elfi> ...CC, why did you give Michibot the original necronomicon

L29[06:06:20] <Elfi> %inv remove al azif

L30[06:06:20] <MichiBot> El​fi: Removed item from inventory

L32[06:59:28] <Forec​aster> %give MichiBot the book of the dead

L34[06:59:43] <Forec​aster> it's okay MichiBot you can have this instead

L43[09:47:37] <sogis> hello

L46[10:02:04] <Inari> nep

L47[10:51:36] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER: close port 80 again since acme no longer needs it

L48[11:33:59] <Forec​aster> %tonkout

L49[11:33:59] <MichiBot> Yippee! Forec​aster! You beat DaCompu​terNerd's previous record of 4 hours, 29 minutes and 27 seconds (By 4 hours, 14 minutes and 50 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L50[11:34:00] <MichiBot> Forec​aster has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.008 tonk points! plus 0.007 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to 50% because stealing) Current score: 1.38974625. Position #2 => #1 (Overtook Vaur)

L54[12:22:47] <Amanda> It's an Inari!

L55[12:22:54] <Amanda> %splash Inari with mutable octiron potion

L56[12:22:54] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable octiron potion that splashes onto Inari. Inari turns into a red lizard boy until they say the word "Classic".

L57[12:23:27] <Amanda> awww, the potion book revolved

L58[12:25:47] <Forec​aster> MichiBot threw out all the potions and brewed a new batch

L59[12:38:44] <lunar_sam> tfw keep getting someone's 2fa texts

L60[12:44:32] <Forec​aster> %sip

L61[12:44:32] <MichiBot> You drink a wild copper potion (New!). There's an acidic tinge to the potion... A label on the bottle reads "Who needs internal organs anyway?". Forecaster takes 3d​6 => [2,6,6] acid damage.

L62[13:13:15] <Forec​aster> %tonk

L63[13:13:15] <MichiBot> Swell! Forec​aster! You beat your own previous record of <0 (By 1 hour, 39 minutes and 16 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L64[13:13:16] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new record is 1 hour, 39 minutes and 16 seconds! No points gained for stealing from yourself. (Lost out on 0.00165)

L66[13:29:52] <Va​ur> %sip

L67[13:29:52] <MichiBot> You drink a tiny quicksilver potion (New!). The bottle turns into a black dagger.

L68[13:30:03] <Va​ur> %stab Forecaster black dagger

L69[13:30:03] <MichiBot> Va​ur is trying to stab Forec​aster! They have 5 minutes if they want to attempt to %defend against it!

L71[13:30:33] <MichiBot> Vaur is stabbing Forecaster with black dagger for 1d4 => 1 damage!

L72[13:31:59] <Forec​aster> hey D:<

L73[13:32:18] <Forec​aster> %shiv Vaur electric fork

L74[13:32:18] <MichiBot> Forec​aster is trying to shiv Va​ur! They have 5 minutes if they want to attempt to %defend against it!

L75[13:32:24] <Va​ur> %parry

L76[13:32:24] <MichiBot> Vaur failed to parry Forecaster wielding electric fork. With a 9 vs 12 Vaur takes the full 1 damage.

L78[17:34:16] <Wat​tana> detective conan ep 175: victim gets hit in the head 3 times, survived only to die from heart attack

L79[17:34:20] <Wat​tana> built different™️

L80[18:01:04] <tS​haw> %stab Forcaster .357 Magnum

L81[18:01:04] <MichiBot> tShaw is trying to stab Forcaster! They have 5 minutes if they want to attempt to %defend against it!

L82[18:01:33] <MichiBot> tShaw is stabbing Forcaster with .357 Magnum for 1d4 => 1 damage!

L83[18:10:21] <Amanda> That is not how you gun, @tShaw

L84[18:11:40] <Izaya> depends whether the gun has a bayonet, no?

L86[18:18:16] <Va​ur> %tonk

L87[18:18:16] <MichiBot> Dagnammit! Va​ur! You beat Forec​aster's previous record of 1 hour, 39 minutes and 16 seconds (By 3 hours, 25 minutes and 44 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L88[18:18:17] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 5 hours and 5 minutes! Vaur also gained 0.00686 (0.00343 x 2) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #2. Need 0.00503 more points to pass Forec​aster!

L91[18:20:40] <Amanda> magnums are handguns, revolvers specifically, Izaya, I don't think you'd put a bayonet on those

L92[18:20:55] <tS​haw> squid game

L93[18:20:57] <Izaya> Evidently you've never played Fallout 4 or 7 Days To Die

L94[18:21:13] <Izaya> You can put a bayonet on anything if you're brave enough.

L95[18:26:31] <Elfi> Put a bayonet on your bayonet

L96[18:27:08] <Amanda> Darth Maul's lightsaber is just a bayonet with a bayonet on it, clearly

L98[18:43:23] <Inari> %pet Amanda

L99[18:43:23] <MichiBot> Inari is petting Amanda with a haunted kill-sat. Amanda regains 1d4 => 4 hit points!

L101[18:52:23] <Wat​tana> hmm what if i

L102[18:52:24] <Wat​tana> %stab Wattana

L103[18:52:24] <MichiBot> Wattana is trying to stab Wattana! They have 5 minutes if they want to attempt to %defend against it!

L104[18:52:33] <MichiBot> Wattana is stabbing Wattana with the entire corpus of evidence against the foxen for 1d8 => 1 damage! The entire corpus of evidence against the foxen rides off into the sunset on a horse with no name.

L105[18:52:55] <Wat​tana> mwhat

L106[18:53:09] <Wat​tana> reading that gave me a stroke

L107[18:54:42] <Forec​aster> Clearly someone grabbed the evidence and rode off with it

L109[19:51:37] <Va​ur> %sip

L110[19:51:37] <MichiBot> You drink a porous adamantium potion (New!). Vaur's bed is suddenly slightly less comfortable until someone baps them.

L113[22:14:10] <Va​ur> %sip

L114[22:14:10] <MichiBot> You drink a prickly diamond potion (New!). Vaur grows whiskers until they find an inanimate carbon rod.

L118[23:38:01] <Michiyo> %tonkout

L119[23:38:02] <MichiBot> Golly! Mic​hiyo! You beat Va​ur's previous record of 5 hours and 5 minutes (By 14 minutes and 44 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L120[23:38:03] <MichiBot> Mic​hiyo has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.005 tonk points! plus 0.004 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to 50% because stealing) Current score: 1.3235475. Position #3 Need 0.06116875 more points to pass Va​ur!

L122[23:55:41] <Va​ur> fuck

L123[23:55:45] <Va​ur> I forgot about it

L124[23:55:48] <Va​ur> %sip

L125[23:55:48] <MichiBot> You drink a soft bombastium potion (New!). A bard starts playing a lute behind Vaur. They don't stop.