L1[00:05:43] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER: _ding_ ship's done

L7[01:04:19] <Amanda> Elfi lookit, I'm a master parker:

L8[01:04:56] <Amanda> https://matrix.camnet.site/_matrix/media/r0/download/camnet.site/VYPMhCqwdWKeVJaZSNgHdFyI/383120_20220408201651_1.png

L9[01:39:58] <Michiyo> %tonkout

L10[01:39:58] <MichiBot> Mic​hiyo: You gotta tonk before you can tonk out. For this transgression the timer has been reset.

L11[01:40:04] <Michiyo> Shit....

L12[01:40:18] <Brisingr​Aerowing> *Whacks Michiyo with a foam hammer*

L13[01:40:19] <Michiyo> that would been damn near a 7 hour tonk

L15[02:11:39] <Wat​tana> my dcpu-16 emu can now do fibonacci despite supporting only 2 instructions https://tinyurl.com/yakzfk6l

L16[02:19:24] <Elfi> Hehehe

L18[02:24:11] <Amanda> I mean, surely they'd know not to take out what of essentially their brain, right?

L20[02:24:38] <Amanda> Night nerds

L21[03:34:50] <Forec​aster> %tonk

L22[03:34:50] <MichiBot> Fudge! Forec​aster! You beat Mic​hiyo's previous record of <0 (By 1 hour, 54 minutes and 52 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L23[03:34:51] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new record is 1 hour, 54 minutes and 52 seconds! Forecaster also gained 0.00191 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need 0.00822432 more points to pass Mic​hiyo!

L24[06:00:11] <Forec​aster> %tonkout

L25[06:00:11] <MichiBot> Fopdoodle! Forec​aster! You beat your own previous record of 1 hour, 54 minutes and 52 seconds (By 30 minutes and 28 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L26[06:00:12] <MichiBot> Forec​aster has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.002 tonk points! plus 0.002 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 0.87676568, Position #3 Need 0.00422432 more points to pass Mic​hiyo!

L27[06:45:42] <Michiyo> No fair tonking while I'm driving

L28[06:56:50] <Forec​aster> I'm going to assume you're no longer driving, so %tonk

L29[06:56:50] <MichiBot> Bejabbers! Forec​aster! You beat your own previous record of <0 (By 56 minutes and 39 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L30[06:56:51] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new record is 56 minutes and 39 seconds! No points gained for stealing from yourself. (Lost out on 0.00094)

L31[07:05:33] <Michiyo> Correct, but I was waiting for < 1 hour.. lol

L32[07:05:57] <Forec​aster> it was less than 1 hour 😄

L34[07:08:34] <Va​ur> %tonk

L35[07:09:00] <Va​ur> cooldown saved me

L36[07:25:30] <Izaya> aha, finally filtered out the message generated when someone steals their own tonk

L37[07:26:41] <Izaya> https://shadowkat.net/tmp/0257.txt

L38[08:45:18] <PHO​BOSS> Hi, have to ask: how can I make my drone listen to three different specific ports all at the same time?

L39[08:45:18] <PHO​BOSS> I have a gpsChannel, a trgChannel and cmdChannel but I only have one computer.pullSignal(0.5). I need to have all of them constantly on, all at the same time but, as I imagine, having all of the signals dump into one output would clog it (the gpsChannel and the trgChannel are going to be noisy as hell).

L40[08:45:18] <PHO​BOSS> Would having more than 1 wireless network card work or am I overlooking an API?

L41[08:46:37] <Kristo​pher38> When you pull a signal, all the info required to distinguish between different channels is there

L42[08:47:32] <Kristo​pher38> Specifically: port number

L43[08:47:48] <Kristo​pher38> `modem_message(receiverAddress: string, senderAddress: string, port: number, distance: number, ...)`

L45[08:51:03] <BigTiddyCreeper> Hi~

L46[08:51:21] <BigTiddyCreeper> My computer has a problem, can someone come over and fix it? ;3

L49[08:51:50] <BigTiddyCreeper> Hello Vexatos, can you come over and fix my computer?~ uwu

L50[08:52:52] <B​ob> 😎

L51[08:52:59] <PHO​BOSS> >Kristopher38: When you pull a signal, all the info required to distinguish between diffe…

L52[08:52:59] <PHO​BOSS> Yes, I know, but they would be processed one at a time. Is there a way to process signals from each port asynchronously?

L53[08:53:38] <Forec​aster> use an event listener, but the messages will still be processed in the order they're received

L54[08:53:43] <BigTiddyCreeper> cumflation is hot ok bye

L56[08:54:14] <Forec​aster> there is no parallel execution in Lua

L57[08:55:19] <PHO​BOSS> Ok, thanks guys

L58[08:56:57] <B​ob> you can achieve cooperative multitasking like OpenOS

L59[08:59:31] <Forec​aster> I'm not sure what the goal is

L60[09:00:03] <Forec​aster> it sounds like the command channel is the triggering channel and the others are just data?

L61[09:00:29] <Forec​aster> you could just have them update global values in the system, and then when a command is executed it uses whatever the current data is

L62[09:00:44] <Izaya> PHOBOSS: you could use coroutines and a simple scheduler but ???

L65[09:46:29] <Michiyo> %tonk

L66[09:46:29] <MichiBot> Dagnabbit! Mic​hiyo! You beat Forec​aster's previous record of 56 minutes and 39 seconds (By 1 hour, 52 minutes and 59 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L67[09:46:30] <MichiBot> Michiyo's new record is 2 hours, 49 minutes and 39 seconds! Michiyo also gained 0.00188 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #2. Need 0.28572432 more points to pass Va​ur!

L68[10:27:27] <Forec​aster> %sip

L69[10:27:27] <MichiBot> You drink a prickly ruby potion (New!). Forecaster is suddenly wearing gloves they don't remember putting on.

L70[10:27:46] <Forec​aster> sneaky gloves...

L71[10:29:10] <Va​ur> %sip

L72[10:29:10] <MichiBot> You drink a smelly platinum potion (New!). Vaur smells something burning.

L73[10:29:40] <Va​ur> \*stares at Forecaster being near a bonfire*

L74[10:32:16] <Corded> * <Forec​aster> throws the gloves in the fire

L78[12:11:52] <Amanda> Michiyo: I assume that +b was for the weird person?

L79[12:12:16] <Amanda> (I can't see host masks)

L80[12:14:44] <Izaya> yup

L81[12:15:46] <Forec​aster> weird person? there aren't any of those here

L82[12:24:04] <Amanda> Not anymore, no

L87[13:47:09] <Va​ur> %tonk

L88[13:47:09] <MichiBot> Woah! Va​ur! You beat Mic​hiyo's previous record of 2 hours, 49 minutes and 39 seconds (By 1 hour and 11 minutes)! I hope you're happy!

L89[13:47:10] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 4 hours and 39 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.00354 (0.00118 x 3) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #1.

L93[15:03:55] <Forec​aster> https://i.imgur.com/9O6ugEE.gif

L96[15:35:02] <Amanda> %remindme 12m _ding_ HV's done

L97[15:35:02] <MichiBot> I'll tell you "_ding_ HV's done" in 12m at 04/09/2022 03:47:02 PM

L98[15:37:02] <Ocawes​ome101> @PHOBOSS if you’re really serious about multithreading, ULOS and ULOS 2 both do preemptive multitasking

L101[15:47:02] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER: _ding_ HV's done

L103[18:02:06] <Forec​aster> %tonkout

L104[18:02:07] <MichiBot> Golly! Forec​aster! You beat Va​ur's previous record of 4 hours and 39 seconds (By 14 minutes and 17 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L105[18:02:08] <MichiBot> Forec​aster has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.004 tonk points! plus 0.003 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to 50% because stealing) Current score: 0.88526568. Position #3 => #2 (Overtook Michiyo) Need 0.28686864 more points to pass Va​ur!

L106[18:02:27] <Forec​aster> \o/

L113[20:14:01] <Michiyo> %tonk

L114[20:14:01] <MichiBot> Swell! Mic​hiyo! You beat Forec​aster's previous record of <0 (By 2 hours, 11 minutes and 54 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L115[20:14:02] <MichiBot> Michiyo's new record is 2 hours, 11 minutes and 54 seconds! Michiyo also gained 0.0022 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need 0.00019568 more points to pass Forec​aster!

L118[21:13:28] <Amanda> %remindme 12m ship

L119[21:13:28] <MichiBot> I'll tell you "ship" in 12m at 04/09/2022 09:25:28 PM

L120[21:25:28] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER: ship

L122[23:08:02] <Michiyo> %tonk

L123[23:08:02] <MichiBot> Dagnammit! Mic​hiyo! You beat your own previous record of 2 hours, 11 minutes and 54 seconds (By 42 minutes and 6 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L124[23:08:03] <MichiBot> Michiyo's new record is 2 hours and 54 minutes! No points gained for stealing from yourself. (Lost out on 0.0007 x 3 = 0.0021)

L125[23:08:20] <Michiyo> ... I meant to tonk out lol

L126[23:25:09] <DaCompu​terNerd> well, I guess you can tonkout later

L127[23:25:10] <DaCompu​terNerd> %sip

L128[23:25:10] <MichiBot> You drink a soft aegisalt potion (New!). A octopus flies past that vaguely resembles someone DaComputerNerd knows.

L129[23:25:52] <DaCompu​terNerd> an octopus flying past?

L130[23:26:02] <DaCompu​terNerd> must have been thrown into the middle of a hockey game

L131[23:26:22] <DaCompu​terNerd> because that's a thing people do here for some reason lol