L1[00:37:03] <Forec​aster> You can always use esper webchat

L2[00:37:27] <Ocawes​ome101> i did a cursed thing

L3[00:38:02] <Ocawes​ome101> https://github.com/ocawesome101/random-c-utilities/blob/master/arg_parser.h

L4[00:38:07] <Ocawes​ome101> macro-based argument parsing

L6[00:46:35] <Ocawes​ome101> cc @lunar_sam (not sure if it's quite your level of cursed, tbh, but it's closer)

L7[00:55:06] <Kim​apr> >Forecaster: You can always use esper webchat

L8[00:55:06] <Kim​apr> yeah but that sucks

L9[00:55:53] <Kim​apr> also actually i do have an irc client set up, but i don't have espernet set up there (liberachat only)

L10[00:59:58] <luna​r_sam> @Ocawesome101 i've been writing js

L11[01:00:00] <luna​r_sam> i hate it

L12[01:00:24] <luna​r_sam> https://tinyurl.com/ygn2z528

L13[01:01:53] <Ocawes​ome101> urgh

L19[01:44:46] <Amanda> %choose irradiate or hallucinate mor

L20[01:44:47] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: Elementary dear Watson, "hallucinate mor" is the obvious choice!

L21[01:44:57] <Amanda> Hrm

L22[01:45:38] <Amanda> I'll try the other story I downloaded, the mc's anxieties in the one I've been reading is Too Real, and triggering a lot of my own

L25[03:07:35] <luna​r_sam> the more i use js

L26[03:07:37] <luna​r_sam> the more i hate it

L27[03:07:44] <luna​r_sam> who designed this fucking language

L28[03:07:51] <luna​r_sam> satan, probably

L29[03:08:24] <luna​r_sam> things that should totally raise errors just

L30[03:08:25] <luna​r_sam> don't

L31[03:08:33] <luna​r_sam> number+undefined=NaN

L32[03:08:38] <luna​r_sam> 🥖

L33[03:18:29] <Izaya> https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/93759175

L34[03:19:39] <luna​r_sam> js fucking SUCKS

L35[03:19:43] <luna​r_sam> holy FUCK

L36[03:20:26] <luna​r_sam> i will take `attempt to (whatever) a nil value` errors over everything JS does holy fuck

L37[03:33:56] <Amanda> When you know what dumpster is was conceived behind it makes a lot more sense

L38[03:34:24] <Amanda> s/is/JS/

L39[03:34:25] <MichiBot> <Amanda> When you know what dumpster JS was conceived behind it makes a lot more sense

L41[03:54:08] <Amanda> Night nerds

L42[04:00:30] <CompanionCube> blame netscape

L43[04:00:47] <CompanionCube> and also not living in the alternate timeline where JavaScript is a Scheme.

L44[04:21:24] <Ocawes​ome101> i did some improv on top of the very first piece i ever learned for the piano (which is the first bit of this recording) and i like it https://tinyurl.com/yhdq47jk

L46[06:02:50] <Ocawes​ome101> hmmm

L47[06:02:52] <Ocawes​ome101> apparently

L48[06:03:19] <Ocawes​ome101> running this ryzen at 3W max tdp is a great way to get a lot of battery life out of it, and also makes it perform rather poorly

L49[06:03:26] <Ocawes​ome101> which is, i suppose, to be expected

L51[07:04:01] <Forec​aster> %tonk

L52[07:04:03] <MichiBot> Willikers! Forec​aster! You beat Ash​irg's previous record of 31 minutes and 36 seconds (By 10 hours, 17 minutes and 19 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L53[07:04:04] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new record is 10 hours, 48 minutes and 56 seconds! Forecaster also gained 0.01029 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #2. Need 0.20309254 more points to pass Va​ur!

L55[07:40:41] <Inari> Meow

L56[07:58:06] <Kristo​pher38> >Ocawesome101: macro-based argument parsing

L57[07:58:06] <Kristo​pher38> This implies the existence of macro-cringe argument parsing

L64[12:16:30] <dequbed> @Kimapr you could get yourself a VPS with a public IP

L65[12:22:19] <Kim​apr> no i couldn't

L66[12:22:24] <Kim​apr> i'm a teenager with no money

L67[12:22:36] <Kim​apr> (and no income)

L68[12:27:27] <Forec​aster> enact an elaborate heist to steal one

L69[12:35:01] <Kim​apr> steal an income? or a vps?

L70[12:35:22] <Forec​aster> whynotboth

L71[12:39:29] <Forec​aster> %sip

L72[12:39:31] <MichiBot> You drink a gloopy crimson potion (New!). Forecaster gains some curse. Forecaster has 1 curse.

L73[12:39:37] <Forec​aster> oh dear

L74[12:43:38] <Forec​aster> I don't think having curse actually does anything though, thankfully

L75[12:52:35] <Amanda> It's an Inari! Did you finally tail-up from this pilgrimage?

L76[12:52:48] <Inari> hai hai

L77[12:52:52] <Inari> %pet Amanda

L78[12:52:55] <MichiBot> Inari is brushing Amanda with an ECHO-2. Amanda regains 1d4 => 2 hit points!

L80[12:55:54] <Inari> Amanda: still a single, smh

L81[12:56:29] <Amanda> Shame, it's been eons, it's kinda sad that you've not trash tail-up'd

L82[12:57:10] <Amanda> s/trash//

L83[12:57:10] <MichiBot> <Amanda> Shame, it's been eons, it's kinda sad that you've not tail-up'd

L84[13:18:08] <Inari> Amanda: I mean, I eat the extra ones

L85[13:18:11] <Inari> a single one is cuter

L86[13:18:38] <Amanda> that sounds incredibly painful

L87[13:28:00] <luna​r_sam> %give Michibot Fox-2

L89[13:28:17] <luna​r_sam> did i mess it up

L90[13:28:19] <luna​r_sam> oh well

L91[13:44:24] <Amanda> %choose factory or halucinate

L92[13:44:25] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: I saw that "halucinate" is the best choice in a vision

L94[13:58:15] <Forec​aster> neat, Frontier has confirmed a multi-crew SRV in the next update apparently

L95[13:58:28] <Forec​aster> and FC interiors for a future update

L96[13:58:35] <Forec​aster> according to ObsidianAnt at least

L99[14:29:05] <dequbed> @Kimapr depending on what order of magnitude and kind of no money there are VPS tiers at €1-2 / month that you can pay for with prepaid cards and Oracle offers free VPS if you can convince your parents to give them their CC info :P

L100[14:34:32] <Amanda> Use code CATSUPREMECY for 15$ credit on a 5$/month digital ocean VPS! :P

L101[14:37:22] <dequbed> If you have things like PayPal and can afford a few EUR/USD per month, there are a bunch of commercial providers around that aren't shady.

L102[14:38:58] <dequbed> If you don't want to spend that kind of money either there's still the option of befriending somebody who runs their own hardware and has enough spare capacities available that they don't mind giving you a small VM on the cluster they have set up anyway. Most of us were poor teenagers as well that were way too much into computers and would have loved to have a VPS available to play with.

L103[14:44:16] <luna​r_sam> :)

L105[14:52:25] <Ash​irg> %sip

L106[14:52:26] <MichiBot> You drink a dusty moonstone potion (New!). Ashirg's favourite pants suddenly disintegrates.

L107[14:52:31] <Ash​irg> Fuck

L108[14:52:33] <Ash​irg> Not again

L110[14:52:57] <Forec​aster> always unfortunate

L111[14:56:53] <lunar_sam> js is a warcrime btw

L112[15:03:31] <Forec​aster> https://xkcd.com/2534/

L113[15:28:46] <Amanda> %roll 1d2 + 6

L114[15:28:47] <MichiBot> 2 + 6 => 8

L115[15:29:00] <Amanda> You know this means war, Michibot.

L116[15:29:06] <Amanda> Now I have to disassemble my entire factory

L117[15:31:25] <Amanda> fuck it, the train level stays at 7

L119[16:01:11] <Forec​aster> https://tinyurl.com/yfc6g55f

L123[16:39:28] <Amanda> %remindme 50m in theory you're ready for tiers 7 & 8 to be unlocked.

L124[16:39:29] <MichiBot> I'll tell you "in theory you're ready for tiers 7 & 8 to be unlocked." in 50m at 10/30/2021 05:29:28 PM

L125[16:40:36] <JP​S91> how many threads can i open with a tier 2 pc ?

L130[17:29:29] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER: in theory you're ready for tiers 7 & 8 to be unlocked.

L132[18:00:02] <Amanda> %choose comfort or utility

L133[18:00:02] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: You'll want to go with "utility".

L134[18:36:55] <Forec​aster> %tonkout

L135[18:36:56] <MichiBot> Yow! Forec​aster! You beat your own previous record of 10 hours, 48 minutes and 56 seconds (By 43 minutes and 57 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L136[18:36:57] <MichiBot> Forec​aster has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.011 tonk points! plus 0.02 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 3.6048601, Position #2 Need 0.17209254 more points to pass Va​ur!

L139[20:41:05] <Ash​irg> %sip

L140[20:41:06] <MichiBot> You drink a fiery chocolate potion (New!). Ashirg's favourite hat suddenly disintegrates.

L141[20:41:54] <Forec​aster> MichiBot is in a disintegrat-y mood today

L142[21:12:33] <Ash​irg> Yeah...

L145[21:50:05] <Forec​aster> sigh

L146[21:51:00] <Forec​aster> it's lovely when you put an eeprom in a server and start it and you get `(string expected, got nil)`, but when you run the same code as a program it's fine

L147[21:57:40] <Va​ur> %tonk

L148[21:57:42] <MichiBot> Zoinks! Va​ur! You beat Forec​aster's previous record of <0 (By 3 hours, 20 minutes and 45 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L149[21:57:43] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 3 hours, 20 minutes and 45 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.00335 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #1.

L150[21:58:42] <Forec​aster> and even if it did say which line the error was on it'd just say line 1 because the code is minified...

L151[21:58:43] <Forec​aster> :|

L152[22:06:20] <Forec​aster> Maybe I should make the terminals even dumber

L153[22:26:03] <Amanda> %choose rain box or irradiate more

L154[22:26:03] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: I'm 40% "rain box"!

L156[22:27:15] <Mic​hiyo> .0

L157[22:28:18] <Mic​hiyo> ... whoops lol