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L2[00:12:16] <gamax92> Just saw ghidra and it looks like a really decent free reverse engineering tool
L3[00:13:53] <Kodos> Looks like running `man` is broken
L4[00:14:08] <Kodos> reaching the (END): isn't exiting properly
L5[00:16:52] <Kodos> Also were unmanaged floppies disabled?
L6[00:16:59] <Kodos> Or floppy clearing, for that matter
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L8[00:35:35] <CompanionCube> %tonk
L9[00:35:36] <MichiBot> I'm sorry CompanionCube, you were not able to beat Rph's record of 5 hours, 30 minutes and 4 seconds this time.
L10[00:35:37] <MichiBot> 3 hours, 59 minutes and 40 seconds were wasted! Missed by 1 hour, 30 minutes and 24 seconds!
L11[00:35:42] <CompanionCube> ....damn.
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L18[01:17:50] <Kleadron> %loot
L19[01:17:50] <MichiBot> Kleadron: You get a loot box! It contains a box full of caps.
L20[01:18:03] <Kleadron> Yummy capacitors
L21[01:24:01] <Rph> Lock your caps
L22[01:24:09] <Rph> Then you will have a CAPS LOCK
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L24[01:47:13] <LDDestroier> ...hello?
L25[01:48:33] <Mimiru> Hi LDDestroier It's pretty off peak currently, and I'm heading to bed
L26[01:57:07] <McMaartenz> just do a tonkout already
L27[01:57:13] <McMaartenz> plz
L28[01:57:15] <McMaartenz> xd
L29[01:58:28] <Mimiru> Due to changes in tonkout, you can't until the previous time has passed.
L30[01:58:39] <Mimiru> so another 2.5 or so hours before anyone can tonkout
L31[02:05:58] <Forecaster> (but anyone can do it)
L32[02:34:04] <CompanionCube> you can steal tonkouts now?
L33[02:34:06] <CompanionCube> Nasty.
L34[02:38:41] <Forecaster> yep, but you don't get the consecutive hour bonus then
L35[02:39:04] <Forecaster> only the straight 0.0001 per hour
L36[02:50:51] <McMaartenz> waiting takes long
L37[02:50:55] <McMaartenz> %tonk
L38[02:50:56] <McMaartenz> ha
L39[02:50:56] <MichiBot> I'm sorry McMaartenz, you were not able to beat Rph's record of 5 hours, 30 minutes and 4 seconds this time.
L40[02:50:57] <MichiBot> 2 hours, 15 minutes and 19 seconds were wasted! Missed by 3 hours, 14 minutes and 45 seconds!
L41[02:51:03] <McMaartenz> hav fun waiting
L42[02:51:09] <McMaartenz> sry lolz
L43[02:52:39] <Kodos> o/
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L47[05:00:37] <Forecaster> Lizzy I did it, I pre purchased the factory addiction simulator
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L50[05:10:57] <Lizzy> hehehe
L51[05:13:10] <Lizzy> a week till it gets released into early access
L52[05:14:47] <McMaartenz> eat
L53[05:14:58] <McMaartenz> wat*
L54[05:18:03] <Lizzy> Satisfactional Satisfactory
L55[05:19:41] <Forecaster> I need more factory
L56[05:19:43] <Forecaster> >:
L57[05:55:42] <Izaya> Lizzy: https://my.mixtape.moe/aevcym.png
L58[05:56:46] <Lizzy> what topic was that on?
L59[05:56:58] <Izaya> https://oc.cil.li/index.php?/topic/1799-ocdevices-flatpanel-cases-and-external-carddock/&tab=comments#comment-8558
L60[05:57:05] <Izaya> right click -> view image and now it works
L61[05:57:07] <Izaya> wonk
L62[05:57:47] <Lizzian> looks fine to me http://tinyurl.com/y42odxzk
L63[05:58:15] <Izaya> I think my browser just refused to load the picture until I manually did it
L64[05:58:17] <Izaya> weird
L65[05:58:26] <Lizzy> do you have noscript / something blocking gravatar urls?
L66[05:58:41] <Izaya> nop gravatar is allowed
L67[05:58:46] <Lizzy> hmm, weird
L68[05:58:55] <Izaya> yeah
L69[05:59:02] <Izaya> I'll poke at it if it happens again
L70[05:59:05] <Lizzy> ok
L71[06:01:01] <Lizzy> there's an update (4.1) to the forums that improves some stuff and adds more HTTP2 stuff, I currently can't update to it till i spin up my new web server because my current one that only has php 7
L72[06:01:20] <Izaya> 7.0?
L73[06:01:26] <Izaya> or is php 8 a thing
L74[06:01:44] <Lizzy> 7.0, yep
L75[06:02:33] <Lizzy> and i cba to try and work out how to add extra php to ubuntu 16.04
L76[06:03:19] <Lizzy> so my new web server is running on arch and the older versions of php-fpm are on the AUR so i just have 7.3&7.2 installed on it right now
L77[06:26:07] <Rph> %tonkout
L78[06:26:07] <MichiBot> Rph: Time is fickle, but not fickle enough to let you tonk out without passing the current record.
L79[06:26:41] <Rph> What
L80[06:26:48] <Izaya> %tonkout
L81[06:27:04] <Rph> No
L82[06:27:08] <Izaya> %tonkout
L83[06:27:08] <MichiBot> Izaya: Time is fickle, but not fickle enough to let you tonk out without passing the current record.
L84[06:27:12] <Izaya> worth a go
L85[06:27:44] <Skye> Around 1pm
L86[06:27:55] <Skye> Someone tonked at 8am
L87[06:28:06] <Skye> Or to be more accurate, broke the tonk at 8am.
L88[06:28:25] <Skye> So need to wait a few more hours
L89[06:43:48] <McMaartenz> %tonk
L90[06:43:49] <MichiBot> I'm sorry McMaartenz, you were not able to beat Rph's record of 5 hours, 30 minutes and 4 seconds this time.
L91[06:43:50] <MichiBot> 3 hours, 52 minutes and 52 seconds were wasted! Missed by 1 hour, 37 minutes and 11 seconds!
L92[06:44:28] <McMaartenz> ha
L93[06:44:32] <McMaartenz> thank me later
L94[06:54:51] <Skye> Hey Forecaster, can we have a way to stop serial tonk breakers?
L95[06:55:29] <MGR> notonk4u
L96[06:55:46] <Forecaster> there is one
L97[06:56:09] <MGR> ban hammer?
L98[06:56:21] <Forecaster> no, it's called
L99[06:56:22] <Forecaster> %ignore McMaartenz
L100[06:58:23] <Forecaster> %potion
L101[06:58:24] <MichiBot> Forecaster: You get a prickly tomato potion
L102[06:58:30] <Forecaster> %drink ^
L103[06:58:30] <MichiBot> After the first sip the potion poofs away.
L104[06:58:34] <Forecaster> aw
L105[06:58:58] <MGR> %potion
L106[06:58:58] <MichiBot> MGR: You get a gloomy sky potion
L107[06:59:01] <MGR> %drink ^
L108[06:59:01] <MichiBot> MGR recovers some mana.
L109[06:59:05] <MGR> Yay
L110[07:00:08] <Lizzy> %drink ^
L111[07:00:08] <MichiBot> Lizzy recovers some mana.
L112[07:00:31] <MGR> Hey, that's my potion
L113[07:00:42] <MGR> %drink ^
L114[07:00:42] <MichiBot> This doesn't seem to be a potion I recognize...
L115[07:00:49] <MGR> ?
L116[07:01:21] <Forecaster> it's because you used the word "potion", it makes it stop searching and try to parse the sentence
L117[07:02:31] <MGR> Ah
L118[07:02:54] <Forecaster> I should fix that, but I've forgotten
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L121[07:10:53] <Forecaster> oh right, I can also do this
L122[07:11:15] <Forecaster> %tonkback
L123[07:11:16] <MichiBot> Last tonk has been rewound by one hour!
L124[07:11:18] <Forecaster> %tonkback
L125[07:11:18] <MichiBot> Last tonk has been rewound by one hour!
L126[07:11:19] <Forecaster> %tonkback
L127[07:11:19] <MichiBot> Last tonk has been rewound by one hour!
L128[07:11:24] <Forecaster> %tonkback
L129[07:11:24] <MichiBot> Last tonk has been rewound by one hour!
L130[07:11:35] <MGR> %tonkback
L131[07:11:40] <MGR> Aw
L132[07:12:28] <Forecaster> I should make that take a number as an argument I guess
L133[07:12:44] <MGR> Yes
L134[07:15:17] <Skye> Heh
L135[07:15:43] <MGR> %tonkback 100000000000000
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L137[07:39:39] zsh sets mode: +v on Vexatos
L138[08:08:38] <McMaartenz> can i
L139[08:08:39] <McMaartenz> tonk
L140[08:08:43] <McMaartenz> is it safe
L141[08:09:15] <MGR> %tonk
L142[08:09:15] <MichiBot> I'm sorry MGR, you were not able to beat Rph's record of 5 hours, 30 minutes and 4 seconds this time.
L143[08:09:16] <MichiBot> 5 hours, 25 minutes and 27 seconds were wasted! Missed by 4 minutes and 36 seconds!
L144[08:09:26] <MGR> The answer to that question is no
L145[08:09:53] <Forecaster> you can't tonk period
L146[08:25:00] <Z0idburg> %tonkin
L147[08:25:06] <Z0idburg> :>
L148[08:27:06] <Z0idburg> I gotta head to work
L149[08:38:35] <Forecaster> %dyntest
L150[08:42:05] * Lizzy hmms, wonders if she could somehow automate the reporting of IP addresses that try to bruteforce her servers
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L152[08:44:31] <Forecaster> just report every ip that connects
L153[08:44:43] <Forecaster> who needs precision :P
L154[08:45:22] <MGR> /s/that connects/
L155[08:45:28] <MGR> uh
L156[08:45:39] <MGR> Is there a way to do the s/ command from Discord through michibot?
L157[08:45:57] <Forecaster> %s
L158[08:45:59] <Lizzy> %s/Discord/Discrud
L159[08:46:00] <MichiBot> <MGR> Is there a way to do the s/ command from Discrud through michibot?
L160[08:46:11] <Forecaster> oh
L161[08:46:21] <MGR> %s/every ip that connnects/every ip
L162[08:46:40] <Forecaster> oh wait, I thought mine triggered with no arguments, but it was lizzy :P
L163[08:46:52] <Lizzy> also i hope the ovh report i sent in was filled in right
L164[08:46:56] <Forecaster> you need the ending /
L165[08:47:02] <MGR> %s/every ip that connnects/every ip/ [Edited]
L166[08:47:10] <MGR> %s/every ip that connnects/every ip/
L167[08:47:32] <MGR> I appear to not be doing so well
L168[08:47:41] <Forecaster> you have three n's in there :P
L169[08:47:52] <MGR> ?
L170[08:47:55] <MGR> %s/every ip that connects/every ip/
L171[08:47:55] <MichiBot> <Forecaster> just report every ip
L172[08:48:00] <MGR> There we go!
L173[08:48:01] <Forecaster> \o/
L174[08:48:04] <Forecaster> you did it
L175[08:48:14] <MGR> I am winner
L176[08:48:31] <Forecaster> you are win
L177[08:48:41] <Lizzy> s/are/are not/
L178[08:48:41] <MichiBot> <Forecaster> you are not win
L179[08:48:53] <Lizzy> s/are/shall
L180[08:48:53] <MichiBot> <Forecaster> you shall not win
L181[08:49:02] <Forecaster> D:
L182[08:49:10] <Forecaster> I'll just have a potion instead then
L183[08:49:11] <Forecaster> %potion
L184[08:49:11] <MichiBot> Forecaster: You get a sour copper potion
L185[08:49:16] <Forecaster> %drink ^
L186[08:49:16] <MichiBot> Forecaster recovers some mana.
L187[08:49:21] <Forecaster> woo
L188[09:17:59] <MGR> "You would be understandably surprised if you aimed a rocket at the ground but when the burn started the rocket climbed into orbit moving backwards instead of augering into the ground." --- Quote 1/2
L189[09:18:41] <Forecaster> is that related to KSP
L190[09:18:52] <MGR> No
L191[09:19:04] <MGR> But it does sound like a very Kerbal vehicle
L192[09:20:00] <Forecaster> :P
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L196[10:18:45] <Forecaster> %potion
L197[10:18:45] <MichiBot> Forecaster: You get a ripe ocean potion
L198[10:18:49] <Forecaster> %drink ^
L199[10:18:49] <MichiBot> The potion was inside you all along.
L200[10:35:33] <McMaartenz> %tonk
L201[10:35:37] <McMaartenz> let me guess
L202[10:35:46] <McMaartenz> im blocked
L203[10:35:49] <Bob> How do i use pipes to log an erroor ?
L204[10:36:13] <Bob> io popen right ?
L205[10:36:54] <Forecaster> probably
L206[10:36:59] <McMaartenz> %tonk
L207[10:37:01] <McMaartenz> hELlo
L208[10:37:09] <McMaartenz> **michibot where ru**
L209[10:37:11] <McMaartenz> stop hiding
L210[10:37:17] <Forecaster> I told her to ignore you
L211[10:37:22] <Lizzy> She doesn't want to listen to you
L212[10:37:29] <McMaartenz> waht
L213[10:37:31] <McMaartenz> :(
L214[10:37:36] <Bob> ha
L215[10:37:37] <McMaartenz> %give test
L216[10:37:41] <McMaartenz> omG
L217[10:37:46] <Bob> time to steal tonk
L218[10:37:46] <McMaartenz> %help
L219[10:37:47] <Izaya> a shame writing an ignore rule for the whole half-uppercase, half-lowercase text thing would be impractical
L220[10:37:55] <Lizzy> stop trying to run the commands
L221[10:37:59] <McMaartenz> but
L222[10:38:02] <McMaartenz> why am i bloKced
L223[10:38:07] <McMaartenz> why am i ignroed [Edited]
L224[10:38:22] <Forecaster> all the more reason to not spam the channel
L225[10:38:26] <McMaartenz> ...
L226[10:38:43] <McMaartenz> just want to steal a tonk
L227[10:38:46] <McMaartenz> and then i get ignored
L228[10:38:55] <McMaartenz> "logic"
L229[10:38:59] <Forecaster> you repeatedly reset the timer on purpose
L230[10:39:04] <McMaartenz> uh
L231[10:39:06] <McMaartenz> probably :)
L232[10:39:11] <Forecaster> "logic"
L233[10:39:18] <McMaartenz> ? okay okay
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L235[10:39:23] <Izaya> aw, my favourite thing to do isn't allowed
L236[10:39:29] <McMaartenz> whats it
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L238[10:41:41] * Lizzy contemplates what she wants to do when she gets home tonight
L239[10:42:28] <Forecaster> I'ma draw :D
L240[10:42:35] <Forecaster> only about 15 minutes left of work
L241[10:42:52] <Lizzy> i have an hour and 15 minutes
L242[10:42:54] <Lizzy> well
L243[10:42:58] <Lizzy> normally i would
L244[10:43:02] <Forecaster> yay timezones
L245[10:43:24] <Lizzy> but i need to do some after-hours stuff because people can't seem to put stuff back where they found it
L246[10:45:05] <Forecaster> that's always fun
L247[10:45:27] <Lizzy> yep
L248[10:46:07] <Lizzy> the report we got was that there was missing chargers in a cabinet. turns out that it has the right amount of chargers but 14 extra laptops from the room next door
L249[10:46:52] <Forecaster> heh
L250[10:47:12] <Forecaster> how do you put 14 laptops in the wrong place...
L251[10:47:56] <AmandaC> Very carefully.
L252[10:48:13] <Lizzy> because they take them from one room to the other for some reason then instead of putting them back, the lecturers just decide "there's space therefore i can just shove them in here"
L253[10:48:51] <dequbed> Lizzy: I suggest application of a trusty Clue by four.
L254[10:49:51] <Lizzy> heh
L255[10:54:34] <Forecaster> or a nice solid cluebar
L256[11:18:59] <Lizzy> i first read that as cucumber
L257[11:37:03] <Forecaster> Cluecumber :P
L258[11:44:49] <AmandaC> <Inari>l-lewd</Inari>
L259[11:48:18] <Bob> script.lua:87: ')' Expected near 'v' http://tinyurl.com/yxbnheoo
L260[11:48:20] <Bob> i don't get it
L261[11:49:13] <AmandaC> you're missing a .. after "has" I assume
L262[11:49:24] <Bob> oh yea
L263[11:49:31] <Bob> how did i not do this
L264[11:49:44] <Bob> my fingers have failed me, Thanks
L265[11:52:36] <Bob> also i was using ipairs with non numericals indexes ftw me
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L267[12:17:08] <gamax92> Hey Izaya
L268[12:17:21] <AmandaC> gasp, it's a gamax92
L269[12:17:26] <gamax92> oh no
L270[12:17:38] <Lizzy> %ohno
L271[12:17:38] <MichiBot> Lizzy: ohno
L272[12:19:20] <AmandaC> Oh jeez, why'd you have to add nodejs support, Gitlab? Now I have to sort through my polymer buildpack to see what it's so angry about: `Security scanning detected 225 vulnerabilities for the source branch only`
L273[12:19:42] * Lizzy hmms
L274[12:19:49] <gamax92> AmandaC: Have you seen ghidra?
L275[12:19:54] <Lizzy> there's probably an update pending for my gitlab...
L276[12:20:02] <AmandaC> gamax92: that's the NSA hacking toool thnig that was released, right?
L277[12:20:08] <gamax92> Yeah
L278[12:20:25] <AmandaC> gamax92: I saw it come up in my google discover feed, but didn't check it out. <cruiseline> thinks github should be blocked
L279[12:20:48] <AmandaC> Amusingly, gitlab.com isn't, nor is my gitlab instance.
L280[12:21:17] <AmandaC> You never truely realise just how much github is relied on in the dev world until you're behind a network that blocks it
L281[12:22:21] <AmandaC> They also seem to MITM ssh
L282[12:22:26] <AmandaC> which is amusing as all get-out
L283[12:23:59] <AmandaC> oh hey, all the security issues aren't related to nodejs, but the ubuntu container it's using.
L284[12:28:38] <gamax92> it has a decompiler and while it's not the best it does seem better then retdec and it syncs up with the disassembly as well
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L287[12:41:30] <Lizzy> woo home
L288[12:44:52] <AmandaC> %8ball head back to the room?
L289[12:44:52] <MichiBot> AmandaC: Without a doubt
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L291[13:01:50] <Bob> Is there an MP3 LionRay converter
L292[13:02:02] <Rph> just use ffmpeg connected to lionray
L293[13:02:13] <Rph> first ffmpeg mp3 -> wav
L294[13:02:15] <Rph> then lionray
L295[13:02:22] <Bob> works with ogg ?
L296[13:02:31] <Rph> ffmpeg can convert anything -> anything
L297[13:02:35] <Bob> fine
L298[13:02:38] <Rph> ffmpeg can convert almost anything/g -> anything [Edited]
L299[13:02:40] <Bob> is there a console mode for lionray
L300[13:02:44] <Rph> ffmpeg can convert almost anything -> anything [Edited]
L301[13:02:45] <Bob> so i use CMD to automate that
L302[13:12:18] <Bob> i need a way to automate mp3 to dfpwm lol
L303[13:13:01] <Inari> https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/231821207823974401/555086291230785537/unknown.png #VisualCoding
L304[13:13:15] <Skye> Can I code using cats
L305[13:13:26] <Bob> oh bruh
L306[13:14:30] <MichiBot> Izaya REMINDER: pack plastic bag
L307[13:20:16] <Bob> i don't know java and how dfpwm files work
L308[13:20:28] <Bob> so i guess ill have to do all that conversion by hand
L309[13:21:08] <Inari> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz1rJtlGHVs
L310[13:21:09] <MichiBot> Namika - Je ne parle pas français [Beatgees Remix] feat. Black M (Official Video) | length: 4m 7s | Likes: 344,809 Dislikes: 17,268 Views: 52,764,342 | by Namika | Published On 13/4/2018
L311[13:22:02] <Bob> Bah moi je parle français
L312[13:23:54] <Kodos> Holy shit I wake up and Lori Loughlin was arrested
L313[13:24:01] <Forecaster> who?
L314[13:24:06] <Kodos> Jesse's wife from Full House
L315[13:30:58] <Kodos> Aunt Becky
L316[13:39:27] <Rph> %tonkout
L317[13:39:27] <MichiBot> Rph has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.005 tonk points! plus 0.008 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 0.09906
L318[13:40:12] <Inari> %tonk
L319[13:40:12] <MichiBot> Dagnammit! Inari! You beat Rph's previous record of <0! I hope you're happy!
L320[13:40:13] <MichiBot> Inari's new record is 44 seconds! 44 seconds gained! Inari also gained 0.00001 (0.00001 x 1) tonk points for stealing the tonk.
L321[13:40:56] <Inari> %tonkout
L322[13:40:56] <MichiBot> Inari: Time is fickle, but not fickle enough to let you tonk out without passing the current record.
L323[13:41:02] <Inari> %tonkout
L324[13:41:05] <Inari> Lame
L325[13:41:08] <Rph> :Thonk:
L326[13:41:44] <Rph> also I have a super secret method of doing tonks very precisely
L327[13:42:37] <Inari> %tonkout
L328[13:42:37] <MichiBot> Inari has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0 tonk points! Current score: 0.00001
L329[13:42:40] <Inari> Woo
L330[13:42:42] <Inari> %tonk
L331[13:42:42] <MichiBot> Jiminy Cricket! Inari! You beat your own previous record of <0! I hope you're happy!
L332[13:42:43] <MichiBot> Inari's new record is 5 seconds! 5 seconds gained!
L333[13:42:48] <Rph> wat
L334[13:43:12] <Rph> %tonkout
L335[13:43:22] <Rph> oh stelaing tonkouts donesn't work?
L336[13:43:35] <Forecaster> it should
L337[13:43:36] <Inari> Why would it work
L338[13:43:45] <Inari> That makes even less sense
L339[13:43:46] <Inari> But I gues
L340[13:44:36] <Forecaster> %tonk
L341[13:44:36] <MichiBot> Bejabbers! Forecaster! You beat Inari's previous record of 5 seconds! I hope you're happy!
L342[13:44:37] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new record is 1 minute and 53 seconds! 1 minute and 48 seconds gained! Forecaster also gained 0.00003 (0.00003 x 1) tonk points for stealing the tonk.
L343[13:47:11] <Skye> %tonk
L344[13:47:12] <MichiBot> Dagnammit! Skye! You beat Forecaster's previous record of 1 minute and 53 seconds! I hope you're happy!
L345[13:47:13] <MichiBot> Skye's new record is 2 minutes and 35 seconds! 41 seconds gained! Skye also gained 0.00001 (0.00001 x 1) tonk points for stealing the tonk.
L346[13:47:26] <Inari> BeepBoop
L347[13:48:12] <McMaartenz> k
L348[13:48:17] <McMaartenz> %tonk
L349[13:48:25] <McMaartenz> still ignored
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L351[13:48:32] <McMaartenz> :neko:
L352[13:50:40] <McMaartenz> sad I'll never be able to do a tonk again
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L354[13:54:34] <MGR> %tonk
L355[13:54:35] <MichiBot> Dagnammit! MGR! You beat Skye's previous record of 2 minutes and 35 seconds! I hope you're happy!
L356[13:54:36] <MichiBot> MGR's new record is 7 minutes and 23 seconds! 4 minutes and 48 seconds gained! MGR also gained 0.00008 (0.00008 x 1) tonk points for stealing the tonk.
L357[14:01:56] <Mimiru> %tonk
L358[14:01:56] <MichiBot> I'm sorry Mimiru, you were not able to beat MGR's record of 7 minutes and 23 seconds this time.
L359[14:01:57] <MichiBot> 7 minutes and 21 seconds were wasted! Missed by 1 second!
L360[14:01:59] <Mimiru> !!
L361[14:02:03] * Mimiru cries
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L363[14:02:09] <MGR> ?
L364[14:02:12] <MGR> That's just terrible
L365[14:02:47] <Forecaster> well, that's a new record...
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L368[14:06:37] <AmandaC> You're ignored for exactly what you triedto do, @McMaartenz
L369[14:07:27] <AmandaC> It'd barely been a minute when you tries
L370[14:08:30] <t20kdc> %tonk
L371[14:08:30] <MichiBot> I'm sorry t20kdc, you were not able to beat MGR's record of 7 minutes and 23 seconds this time.
L372[14:08:31] <MichiBot> 6 minutes and 34 seconds were wasted! Missed by 48 seconds!
L373[14:08:36] <t20kdc> wait wha-
L374[14:08:45] <t20kdc> oh. Mimiru's tonk attempt. flip.
L375[14:15:55] <McMaartenz> Yh because I wanted to look if I still was being ignored so 1 minute wouldn't make much of a difference right?
L376[14:21:58] <MGR> %tonk
L377[14:21:58] <MichiBot> Goshhawk! MGR! You beat your own previous record of 7 minutes and 23 seconds! I hope you're happy!
L378[14:21:59] <MichiBot> MGR's new record is 13 minutes and 27 seconds! 6 minutes and 4 seconds gained! No points gained for stealing from yourself. (Lost 0.0001 x 1 = 0.0001)
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L381[14:53:28] <Forecaster> %tonk
L382[14:53:29] <MichiBot> Bejabbers! Forecaster! You beat MGR's previous record of 13 minutes and 27 seconds! I hope you're happy!
L383[14:53:30] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new record is 31 minutes and 30 seconds! 18 minutes and 2 seconds gained! Forecaster also gained 0.0003 (0.0003 x 1) tonk points for stealing the tonk.
L384[14:54:46] <MGR> %ohno
L385[14:54:46] <MichiBot> MGR: ohno
L386[15:22:07] <Inari> Theres a lot of things I don't like, but can see why others like it
L387[15:22:10] <Inari> Twerking isn't one of those
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L391[16:01:55] <Forecaster> %tonk
L392[16:01:55] <MichiBot> Bejabbers! Forecaster! You beat your own previous record of 31 minutes and 30 seconds! I hope you're happy!
L393[16:01:56] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new record is 1 hour, 8 minutes and 27 seconds! 36 minutes and 56 seconds gained! No points gained for stealing from yourself. (Lost 0.00062 x 1 = 0.00062)
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L396[17:10:38] <MGR> %tonk
L397[17:10:39] <MichiBot> Aw jeez! MGR! You beat Forecaster's previous record of 1 hour, 8 minutes and 27 seconds! I hope you're happy!
L398[17:10:40] <MichiBot> MGR's new record is 1 hour, 8 minutes and 43 seconds! 16 seconds gained!
L399[17:16:31] <MGR> woo
L400[17:16:36] <MGR> cut it really close
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L404[17:50:13] <Forecaster> too close, didn't get any points for that :P
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L406[17:54:02] <Izaya> gamax92: hey
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L408[18:18:22] <Zef> %tonk
L409[18:18:22] <MichiBot> I'm sorry Zef, you were not able to beat MGR's record of 1 hour, 8 minutes and 43 seconds this time.
L410[18:18:23] <MichiBot> 1 hour, 7 minutes and 43 seconds were wasted! Missed by 59 seconds!
L411[18:18:38] <Zef> Why the fuck did I read that as 6am
L412[18:24:12] <CompanionCube> ...1 minute?
L413[18:24:15] <CompanionCube> lol ouch
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L419[18:42:35] <Mimiru> I missed by 1 fucking second.
L420[18:52:39] <Brisingr Aerowing> Ouch.
L421[18:54:38] <Zef> just had to tonk it to them
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L423[19:06:00] <cat2002> hello
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L425[19:21:41] <Zef> or not
L426[19:22:24] <Izaya> It's so cuuuute https://social.shadowkat.net/media/4e852899-5c53-4b56-b43a-a5b83d651cd5/thecus.jpg
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L428[19:23:04] <Wiiplay123> Just had an interesting idea
L429[19:23:36] <Wiiplay123> A piston machine (in vanilla minecraft) that goes along the ground over a finite section of "tape" with either non-redstone or redstone blocks
L430[19:24:03] <Wiiplay123> and it's a one-instruction CPU
L431[19:25:02] <cat2002> I'm uhh, still around
L432[19:25:06] <cat2002> was testing out ingame irc.
L433[19:25:31] <cat2002> A one instruction cpu seems useless to me.
L434[19:25:40] <CompanionCube> nah, it's a perfectly valid strategy
L435[19:25:48] <CompanionCube> even if it's not very efficient
L436[19:27:53] <Wiiplay123> One instruction CPUs can do anything a normal CPU can do apparently
L437[19:28:02] <Wiiplay123> just with way more instructions
L438[19:28:07] <CompanionCube> yep
L439[19:28:09] <Izaya> see: movfuscator
L440[19:28:26] <Izaya> though I suppose that's cheating because x86 MOV is turing complete
L441[19:28:29] <CompanionCube> Izaya: and the companion for the MMU
L442[19:28:53] <cat2002> ...Wow, that's crazy.
L443[19:29:07] <CompanionCube> who needs to execute instructions
L444[19:29:12] <CompanionCube> you can just get the
L445[19:29:24] <CompanionCube> MMU to do it after kickstarting it with a single instruction
L446[19:29:33] <cat2002> What's an MMU?
L447[19:29:42] <CompanionCube> memory-management unit
L448[19:29:44] <cat2002> ah
L449[19:30:04] <cat2002> Yeah, I've started to take an interest in all this hardware stuff, it's really cool.
L450[19:30:34] <CompanionCube> the MMU is a critical piece responsible for the whole 'keeping programs isolated from each other' feature
L451[19:30:59] <cat2002> hmm, okay.
L452[19:31:11] <Wiiplay123> Another crazy idea: Build a redstone raytracer in minecraft that outputs as blocks
L453[19:31:19] <cat2002> ...
L454[19:31:30] <cat2002> That seems inefficent
L455[19:31:37] <cat2002> but fun
L456[19:31:40] <Wiiplay123> yeah but it would be fun if I knew how to make redstone cpus
L457[19:31:55] <cat2002> A lot of repeaters and torches.
L458[19:32:22] <cat2002> Or if you want to compress it a lot
L459[19:32:25] <cat2002> projectred gates
L460[19:36:18] <CompanionCube> by the way, the mmu thing is there: https://github.com/jbangert/trapcc
L461[19:36:24] <CompanionCube> if you didn't already find it
L462[19:37:10] <cat2002> ...Wow
L463[19:38:38] <Izaya> https://my.mixtape.moe/faqelp.jpg
L464[19:38:45] <CompanionCube> weird machines are fun like that
L465[19:39:11] <CompanionCube> turing completeness (or near to it) pops up in surprising places....like webpages, fonts, and presentation software
L466[19:39:23] <cat2002> I got bored and did this with Project Red http://tinyurl.com/y3raugut
L467[19:39:37] <cat2002> ignore the activate windows
L468[19:39:50] <cat2002> I replaced my motherboard and haven't done anything about that.
L469[19:40:16] <Izaya> huh, figured whatever crack method is current wouldn't care about that
L470[19:40:16] <CompanionCube> implying i care about the legitness of windows
L471[19:42:49] <Wiiplay123> >FONTS
L472[19:43:12] <AmandaC> ttf is turing complete, IIRC
L473[19:43:21] <CompanionCube> Wiiplay123: oh, and the webpages bit isn't referring to JS.
L474[19:44:03] <Wiiplay123> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenspun%27s_tenth_rule
L475[19:45:18] <CompanionCube> (HTML+CSS is pretty damn close to turing-complete, even if it's not really true)
L476[19:45:43] <TheFox> CSS is a made up language
L477[19:46:21] <AmandaC> Everything is a made up language, where do you think languages come from?
L478[19:46:38] <cat2002> Can you see images in irc?
L479[19:46:39] <TheFox> I was going to post a Change My Mind template
L480[19:46:47] <TheFox> but you just kinda killed the point
L481[19:46:48] <TheFox> so nvm
L482[19:46:54] <CompanionCube> bot should link them, no?
L483[19:47:08] <CompanionCube> (and my terminal emulator has a very nice preview-button, too)
L484[19:47:10] <TheFox> The bot would have linked them yes
L485[19:47:20] <cat2002> okay, wasn't sure about that.
L486[19:48:00] <TheFox> Nice half adder
L487[19:48:02] <TheFox> but real question
L488[19:48:08] <TheFox> can it run minecraft?
L489[19:48:35] <cat2002> Are you asking me to emulate minecraft redstone with a minecraft redstone cpu?
L490[19:48:51] <Izaya> CompanionCube: fun ideas for a Thecus N5200 NAS?
L491[19:49:31] * CompanionCube finds manual on interwobbles
L492[19:50:47] <cat2002> Then a project red half adder http://tinyurl.com/y4uejdyw
L493[19:51:02] <Izaya> tl;dr 5-bay SATA NAS, 600Mhz Celeron processor, can be upgraded to 512M of RAM, and I'm gonna swap out the 64M flash module for an 8GB one
L494[19:51:02] <CompanionCube> why does the logo look like a shitty broadcom thing?
L495[19:51:12] <CompanionCube> ...600MHz?
L496[19:51:21] <CompanionCube> shit CPU much
L497[19:51:46] <Izaya> extremely
L498[19:55:34] <CompanionCube> Izaya: one idea would be to maybe use it as a local package server?
L499[19:57:34] <Izaya> eeeh already got that on the main one
L500[19:58:28] <CompanionCube> any need for a low-priority data storage thing
L501[19:58:37] <Izaya> was thinking logs
L502[19:58:43] <Izaya> and stats
L503[19:58:45] <CompanionCube> for stuff you don't particularly need or care about backing up
L504[19:58:58] <Izaya> given the machine I was using for that died >.>
L505[19:59:28] <CompanionCube> Izaya: maybe add monitoring too
L506[19:59:40] <Izaya> ye
L507[19:59:57] <Izaya> it won't run grafana but I'll run that on another machine and query collectd on this shitbox
L508[20:00:43] <CompanionCube> prometheus is likely a bit too much RAM-heavy
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L512[20:28:06] <Wiiplay123> I just found a raytracer that can fit on a business card
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L515[20:36:54] <cat2002> Does the universe count as a ray tracer? If so then I found one that is the size of the universe.
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L518[23:24:46] <CompanionCube> %tonk
L519[23:24:46] <MichiBot> Willikers! CompanionCube! You beat MGR's previous record of 1 hour, 8 minutes and 43 seconds! I hope you're happy!
L520[23:24:47] <MichiBot> CompanionCube's new record is 5 hours, 6 minutes and 23 seconds! 3 hours, 57 minutes and 40 seconds gained! CompanionCube also gained 0.00792 (0.00396 x 2) tonk points for stealing the tonk.
L521[23:24:57] <CompanionCube> oops i forgot to do it earliee
L522[23:25:12] <CompanionCube> so I screwed myself out of a tonkouf
L523[23:50:58] <AmandaC> %8ball continue fighting?
L524[23:50:58] <MichiBot> AmandaC: Ask again later
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