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L5[03:27:53] <Kodos> "A well-known lifestyle blogger in France has been killed by an exploding whipped cream dispenser."
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L13[05:35:38] <Inari> AmandaC/ payonel: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DC6zBrhXUAAft9J.jpg:large
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L16[06:12:00] <vifino> Altenius: Window decorations are overrated. Too much bloat.
L17[06:12:11] <vifino> So are bars.
L18[06:12:55] <vifino> I have neither, obviously. Much pixels.
L19[06:30:34] <LuMistry> Greetings
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L21[06:43:33] <Corded> * <LizzyTheKitty> snuggles her vifino
L22[06:44:08] * vifino snuggles Lizzy
L23[06:45:20] * Izaya is still waiting for the summer sale
L24[06:45:54] <Corded> * <LizzyTheKitty> snuggles vifino more
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L27[07:50:40] * AmandaC yawns, does her morning stretchies, cuddles up in Inari's lap
L28[07:51:44] * AshIndigo flops ontop of AmandaC tiredly
L29[07:51:48] <AmandaC> D:
L30[07:51:56] <AmandaC> Inari: halp, I'm being attacked!
L31[07:52:20] * AshIndigo falls asleep
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L33[08:08:04] <Inari> %stab AshIndigo
L34[08:08:05] * MichiBot slaps AshIndigo with a taser doing [11] damage
L35[08:08:34] <MGR> That sounds appropriate
L36[08:08:42] <MGR> Oh wait, slapped with a taser
L37[08:08:46] <MGR> meh
L38[08:09:13] * AshIndigo rolls over
L39[08:09:28] <Inari> %pet AmandaC
L40[08:09:28] * MichiBot pets AmandaC with slightly warm. AmandaC recovers 1 health!
L41[08:09:59] * AmandaC escapes out from under AshIndigo while she's got the chance, lays across Inari's keyboard instead, glaring at AshIndigo all the while
L42[08:10:50] * AshIndigo is asleep and doesnt notice the glare
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L44[08:35:14] <MGR> Well dang
L45[08:35:37] <MGR> I went to take the only work vehicle available to go to a job, but it turns out the anti-lock brakes don't work
L46[08:35:47] <MGR> So I guess I'm not going to that job today
L47[08:37:34] * AshIndigo is annoyed by the fact that he can't find the source of the high pitched noise
L48[08:37:43] <MGR> A dog whistle
L49[08:38:27] <AshIndigo> %inv remove a dog whistle
L50[08:38:28] <MichiBot> AshIndigo: No such item
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L53[08:51:48] <Dudblockman> The subreddit is quiet. I need to make something notable XD
L54[08:52:10] <AshIndigo> %stab the wall
L55[08:52:10] * MichiBot stabs the wall with a 36 core cpu doing [11] damage
L56[08:53:24] <AmandaC> %choose kbd/mouse or controller
L57[08:53:25] <MichiBot> AmandaC: controller
L58[08:53:32] <Dudblockman> What did the wall do to you?
L59[08:55:15] <AshIndigo> A lit of things
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L61[08:55:48] <AshIndigo> *lot
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L63[09:03:01] <Dudblockman> *shoots the wall with a 12 barrel minigun doing [8] damage*
L64[09:05:23] <Corded> * <MGR> annihilates the wall with an energy attack doing [1000] damage
L65[09:06:09] <AmandaC> Neither of those attacks are canon, only MichiBot attacks are canon
L66[09:06:45] <Corded> * <MGR> fires a cannon at the wall doing [16] damage
L67[09:06:51] <MGR> What about that attack? :3
L68[09:06:55] <AmandaC> Nope
L69[09:07:02] <AmandaC> %give MichiBot a cannon
L70[09:07:03] * MichiBot accepts the cannon and adds it to her inventory
L71[09:07:07] <MGR> One could argue that's cannnon
L72[09:07:18] <Dudblockman> ayy
L73[09:07:48] * AshIndigo high fives mgr
L74[09:07:50] <MGR> @Dudblockman good to know you have my terrible sense of humor
L75[09:08:03] <MGR> Was that joke made out of paper?
L76[09:08:07] <MGR> Because it was tearable
L77[09:08:13] <Corded> * <MGR> high fives AshIndigo back
L78[09:09:01] <Dudblockman> %stab MGR
L79[09:09:02] * MichiBot hits MGR with MichiZombie doing [7] damage
L80[09:09:18] <Corded> * <MGR> deflects the MichiZombie
L81[09:09:27] <AmandaC> Nope, MichiBot already landed the hit.
L82[09:09:48] * AmandaC has a strong sense of dejavu
L83[09:10:35] * AmandaC wanders over to the timeline panel to make sure the continuum is still functioning properly
L84[09:10:50] <Forecaster> hm
L85[09:10:57] <Forecaster> should MichiBot have a chance to miss
L86[09:11:10] <LizzyTheKitty> nope
L87[09:11:17] <MGR> no, I deflected it
L88[09:11:28] <AshIndigo> Michibot has perfect aim
L89[09:11:33] <AmandaC> Thats not canon, @MGR
L90[09:11:56] <Dudblockman> Tink off the armor for 0 damage?
L91[09:12:09] <AmandaC> Are you so fragile that you can't even take a single 7-point damage hit in stride, @MGR?
L92[09:12:34] * AshIndigo checks MGR's stats
L93[09:12:57] <MGR> It's cannnon though
L94[09:13:07] <Dudblockman> It depends on what type of game we are talking
L95[09:13:07] <MGR> Also, I can, but why do so when you could avoid the hit?
L96[09:13:28] <MGR> I can move fast enough to dodge
L97[09:13:35] <Dudblockman> Is this JRPG where characters have 1.4 billion hp
L98[09:13:38] <MGR> No
L99[09:13:41] <AshIndigo> Maybe
L100[09:13:42] <MGR> I'm Frieza
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L102[09:13:49] <Dudblockman> Or mario where we have 2 hp
L103[09:13:50] <AmandaC> Except that MichiBot already landed the hit, you can't retcon a miss in.
L104[09:14:10] <MGR> That's a statement of what would have happened if I didn't dodge
L105[09:15:17] <Dudblockman> %stab the timeline
L106[09:15:17] * MichiBot hits the timeline with eye of a tiefling doing [9] damage, eye of a tiefling vibrates into the ground.
L107[09:15:50] * AshIndigo adds some duct tape to.the timeline
L108[09:15:50] * AmandaC notes down in her notebook "Subject @MGR has a very fragile sense of self and purpose, not a suitable canidate for phase 2", goes off to play games with her sister
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L110[09:17:45] <MGR> I don't know what that means, but ok
L111[09:18:12] <Skye> %stab @MGR
L112[09:18:13] * MichiBot hits @MGR with RadioShack doing [13] damage, RadioShack phases out of the dimension.
L113[09:18:21] <Skye> accurate
L114[09:20:10] <AmandaC> Forecaster: if you do add chances to miss, it'd be neat to also have crit hits
L115[09:20:18] <MGR> Well RadioShack is so bad, it doesn't bother me ?
L116[09:23:55] <Forecaster> AmandaC: true
L117[09:29:41] <MGR> If you do that, then there should be HP bars
L118[09:30:12] * AshIndigo nibbles on a hewlett packard bar
L119[09:33:16] <Forecaster> MajGenRelativity: that's the plan, but a whole nother bag of potatoes
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L121[09:36:12] <MGR> Forecaster, ok
L122[09:42:43] <Izaya> AmandaC: MGR is about the worst person to do anything like this with, refuses to play enough to take any hits so he can indulge in his god complex
L123[09:43:01] <Izaya> also, boring responses
L124[09:43:19] <Izaya> though I guess I've probably been ignored by you anyway so \o/
L125[09:43:21] <AmandaC> Izaya: Thus why he will not be moving into phase 2 of the experiment this universe was constructed to test.
L126[09:43:32] <Izaya> oh I haven't yay
L127[09:43:43] <Izaya> Makes sense.
L128[09:44:28] <MGR> It's not my fault there are only two people in here who are on my level
L129[09:44:45] <Izaya> Point proven
L130[09:44:45] <MGR> or above
L131[09:45:25] <MGR> I also did not decide to be Frieza
L132[09:45:28] <MGR> That was someone else
L133[09:46:11] <Gavle> I thought I blasted you into space the last time you did this?
L134[09:46:31] <MGR> ... I can breathe in space, and fly
L135[09:46:33] <Izaya> kek this again
L136[09:46:45] <Gavle> I'll handle this
L137[09:46:55] <Izaya> have fun with your one-player RP, MGR
L138[09:47:02] * Izaya is going to bed
L139[09:47:27] <MGR> It's not one-player, and it won't be continued here for a while, because I'm going to lose this fight
L140[09:47:51] <Forecaster> I just tune it out
L141[09:57:18] * Inari is sleepy
L142[10:00:19] <Cruor> Inari: but its like 1700 :I
L143[10:05:22] <Inari> I blame the heat
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L145[10:08:08] <CAN> Hey
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L147[10:09:48] <MGR> Hi
L148[10:11:35] <AmandaC> Bye
L149[10:16:40] <MGR> https://www.amazon.com/The-Mini-Flipping-Table/dp/B00O7CIAFO
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L151[10:22:26] <Michiyo> uuuuugh
L152[10:22:28] * Michiyo dies
L153[10:23:37] <vifino> RIP.
L154[10:23:40] <MGR> Mimiru, truck day?
L155[10:23:49] <Michiyo> yes, also rain day.
L156[10:23:55] <MGR> Sounds fun
L157[10:24:01] <MGR> At least it shouldn't be too hot out
L158[10:24:15] <Michiyo> It's not hot, but it's so damn humid you can't cool down.
L159[10:24:20] <Michiyo> %weather 72396
L160[10:24:21] <MichiBot> Current weather for Wynne, AR Current Temp: 77.9°F/25.5°C Feels Like: 77.9°F/27°C Current Humidity: 100% Wind: From the ESE 7.0 Mph/11.3 Km/h Conditions: Overcast
L161[10:24:34] <Michiyo> wait.. what
L162[10:24:40] <Michiyo> Current Temp: 77.9°F/25.5°C
L163[10:24:44] <Michiyo> Feels Like: 77.9°F/27°C
L164[10:24:47] <Michiyo> how..
L165[10:25:32] <MGR> Does it take cloud cover into effect?
L166[10:25:48] <MGR> Maybe if there was cloud cover and low humidity (which there isn't) it could feel the same as it is?
L167[10:25:56] <Michiyo> no.. that's not the issue
L168[10:25:57] <MGR> In this case, I have no clue what it's doing
L169[10:26:02] <Michiyo> 77.9 → 25.5
L170[10:26:06] <Michiyo> 77.9 → 27
L171[10:26:08] <MGR> Oh wait
L172[10:26:11] <MGR> Just saw that
L173[10:26:15] <MGR> Yeah, that's suspect
L174[10:26:23] <MGR> Which is right?
L175[10:26:26] <Michiyo> lol
L176[10:26:28] * Michiyo shrugs
L177[10:26:53] <Michiyo> google says 25.5
L178[10:27:54] <MGR> Ah
L179[10:28:08] <MGR> The %weather isn't even your code, right?
L180[10:29:25] <Michiyo> the command itself is
L181[10:29:27] <Michiyo> the source is not
L182[10:29:38] <Michiyo> it pulls from wunderground.com
L183[10:29:54] <Inari> Michiyo placed weather measuring stations all over the globe just for the bot
L184[10:30:05] <Michiyo> Damn, Inari figured me out.
L185[10:30:17] <Inari> Juice is so good *-*
L186[10:31:03] <MGR> Mimiru, I was just trying to figure out who to blame ?
L187[10:31:11] <MGR> probably wunderground.com
L188[10:31:30] <MGR> Blame them, call it a feature, and cool off XD
L189[10:31:57] * Inari cruors Cruor
L190[10:32:01] <Michiyo> yeah I report *exactly* what is returned from the API, I don't do anything other than stick it in a string and helper.sendMessage() it
L191[10:32:09] <Michiyo> so it has to be from them
L192[10:32:21] <Cruor> Inari: ruuuuude
L193[10:32:53] <MGR> I figured as much
L194[10:32:57] <MGR> Enjoy the new "feature"!
L195[10:33:25] <Michiyo> %weather 72396
L196[10:33:26] <MichiBot> Current weather for Wynne, AR Current Temp: 78.8°F/26.0°C Feels Like: 83°F/28°C Current Humidity: 100% Wind: From the ESE 4.0 Mph/6.4 Km/h Conditions: Overcast
L197[10:33:39] <Michiyo> looks right now
L198[10:33:40] <Michiyo> lol
L199[10:33:51] <MGR> Psh, it was better the other way
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L201[11:03:38] <MGR> Me: Well Chrome is know as a bit of memory hog, but I've never heard of it eating all of a PC's RAM like this. I'll keep looking into it. Don't worry. I'll get it fixed. Owner: Good. It's a huge hassle to have to reopen all 500 tabs every few days.
L202[11:03:52] <MGR> This was on a PC with 4GB of RAM
L203[11:04:04] <MGR> I can just hear Chrome salivating over all those tabs
L204[11:04:20] <Dudblockman> O.o
L205[11:04:47] <MGR> https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/650f8w/you_can_never_have_too_much_ram/
L206[11:04:55] <Dudblockman> His PC should be put on a protection program
L207[11:05:46] <MGR> Yep
L208[11:06:09] <MGR> Windows managed to page the tabs out pretty effectively, but 500 on 4GB of RAM is just too much to handle
L209[11:06:44] <Dudblockman> What the hell
L210[11:06:51] <Dudblockman> Is wrong
L211[11:06:52] <MGR> ?
L212[11:06:57] <Dudblockman> With that
L213[11:06:59] <Dudblockman> Dude
L214[11:07:30] <MGR> The most tabs I've ever had open was 40
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L216[11:07:40] <MGR> And that was on my phone
L217[11:07:45] <MGR> On my computer, I can go up to 15
L218[11:07:52] <MGR> After that, i try to clean up a little bit
L219[11:08:02] <MGR> Although my desktop could definitely handle 500 tabs, just why
L220[11:08:22] <MGR> Even when splitting them up into separate windows and with the aid of a 27" 1440p screen, it's just too much to manage
L221[11:08:35] <Dudblockman> I go crazy having more than 5 open
L222[11:09:15] <MGR> If I have over 10, I try to clean up, unless I need them open
L223[11:09:27] <MGR> Usually when I'm drawing up a parts list for a computer build
L224[11:13:26] <AshIndigo> my record is 157 i think
L225[11:13:48] <MGR> And how did you reach that?
L226[11:14:28] <AshIndigo> by barely closing tabs and never using bookmarks
L227[11:15:06] <MGR> I guess
L228[11:15:43] <MGR> Contrast that with me who has lots of (organized) bookmarks and even organizes his tabs
L229[11:17:12] <MGR> I don't think she unplugged it from the wall and into itself fast enough. You have to be quick to trap the electricity in an infinite loop it flies out of the prongs into the ether pretty quickly.
L230[11:17:18] <MGR> The real trick is to live in a county with 220-240V power, but to buy a computer that runs on 110V. You'll get some voltage drop as power leaks out before you plug the power strip into itself, so this helps to compensate and buys you a bit more time.
L231[11:17:23] <Corded> * <MGR> can't stop laughing
L232[11:17:50] <MGR> Also, https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/65dcnd/its_the_lamp_or_the_internet/dgdlxys/
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L234[11:25:35] <mememan> test
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L236[11:28:42] <MGR> Today I get a resume of the situation, turns out DM shut down the computer because he thought that was how you logged in, and then to turn it on again he was using the DVD drive eject button. Since it didn't work he tried punching it until the brackets broke and then proceeded to push a needle in the manual eject hole.
L237[11:28:46] <Corded> * <MGR> chortles
L238[11:28:56] <MGR> My computer doesn't work? Let me punch it! That'll fix it!
L239[11:29:06] * AshIndigo re-reads that
L240[11:29:27] * AshIndigo 's faith in humanity has dropped a bit more
L241[11:30:07] <MGR> AshIndigo, ikr
L242[11:30:23] <AshIndigo> http://i.imgur.com/ECdRzTX.png?1
L243[11:31:45] <MGR> Wat
L244[11:32:31] <AshIndigo> yep
L245[11:32:59] <MGR> I'm dying
L246[11:33:13] <AshIndigo> were all dying slowly
L247[11:33:14] <MGR> They'll find me in my office dead with a cross between a grin and a frown on my face
L248[11:34:22] <MGR> Me : sigh Turn it off and on again. DM : Not the cdrom button right? I remember that.
L249[11:34:36] <MGR> No, the Cdrom button, that worked so well last time
L250[11:34:45] <MGR> https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/65q28q/how_do_i_email_a_department/
L251[11:36:30] <MGR> As a side note, I was going to make an i9 joke in another server, and then got very angry when I realized I couldn't anymore due to those actually existing
L252[11:38:29] <Michiyo> I just made someone cry :(
L253[11:38:38] <Michiyo> Well.. not *ME*.. UPS did it.. but I had to give her the news..
L254[11:38:56] <AshIndigo> whatd ups do?
L255[11:39:08] <Michiyo> UPS damaged someones package, and partially discarded the fucking contents..
L256[11:39:18] <MGR> Wat
L257[11:39:25] <AshIndigo> well thats bloody stupid
L258[11:39:28] <Michiyo> turns out it was stuff from her Deceased parents going to her brother.
L259[11:39:51] <MGR> WOW
L260[11:39:52] <AshIndigo> o.o
L261[11:40:03] <MGR> That's just wrong
L262[11:40:25] <Michiyo> :/ I was in damn tears by the time she left..
L263[11:40:48] <MGR> More than understandable
L264[11:45:52] <vifino> Michiyo: oh my god, that is horrible
L265[11:46:21] <Michiyo> Right?! Why the fuck not just put the stuff in another box, even if it's fucking damaged...
L266[11:46:23] <Michiyo> fucking shit.
L267[11:47:15] <vifino> I sure as hell hope that person will be pressing charges or something.
L268[11:47:18] <Michiyo> I feel horrible, I wish I could do more for her, but UPS doesn't even record WHAT they threw away...
L269[11:47:28] <vifino> Jesus christ.
L270[11:47:44] <Michiyo> it was a 70 lb fucking box too..
L271[11:47:59] <vifino> They probably were like "lol fuk dis its heavy, lets throw shit away"
L272[11:48:06] <MGR> Yeah
L273[11:48:11] <Michiyo> 31 kg for those not of fucking stupid measurements
L274[11:48:12] <Michiyo> :P
L275[11:48:48] <Michiyo> But yeah, I have friends that worked for both UPS and FedEx... I hate both
L276[11:49:00] <Michiyo> Throwing stuff around the depot with fragile on it
L277[11:49:07] <Michiyo> kicking shit across the place
L278[11:49:32] <Michiyo> running over shit on the big electric pallet jacks cause they couldn't be bothered to fucking pick shit up.
L279[11:49:36] <Michiyo> yeah.. fuck both of 'em
L280[11:50:28] <MGR> Lol, that's the worst
L281[11:50:36] <MGR> I've seen that happen to packages for me before though
L282[11:50:50] <MGR> And then they get huffy when I won't let them leave until I verify that my $500 PC parts are intact
L283[11:51:56] <Michiyo> dude dropped off a $30,000 testing rig with me yesterday for FedEx, in a HUGE ass hard plastic case, said that when they got the last one back, the same kind of case had all of the hinges ripped off, looked like they'd kicked it off a building
L284[11:52:28] <MGR> WHAT
L285[11:52:56] <Michiyo> yeah thing was beat. to. hell.
L286[11:53:14] <MGR> That's messed up
L287[11:53:15] <vifino> what the shit?
L288[11:53:28] <AmandaC> openSUSE tumbleweed is pretty neat.
L289[11:53:50] <Michiyo> ugh, thanks for reminding me what my weekend is going to be..
L290[11:54:03] <Michiyo> installing linux and then making everything work.. lol
L291[11:54:06] <AmandaC> hehe
L292[11:54:08] <vifino> I mean deliver persons can be kinda dickish here in germany, but they sure as hell don't damage property. NEVER had a damaged parcel/package in my life. And I've had many parcels, packages and what not.
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L294[11:54:41] <MGR> I've only personally seen one critically damaged package
L295[11:54:56] <MGR> I've seen some with small dents or scrapes, but nothing that actually damaged the shipped item
L296[11:55:07] <MGR> The critically damaged package definitely had boot holes where someone kicked it
L297[11:55:12] <MGR> Multiple times
L298[11:55:26] <Michiyo> ahh yeah I've seen those..
L299[11:55:42] <Michiyo> It's ok.. I had this one UPS driver who did my pickups a few months back..
L300[11:55:55] <Michiyo> every time she'd do a pickup she'd drop AT LEAST one thing from the dolly
L301[11:55:58] <Michiyo> *AT LEAST*.
L302[11:56:13] <MGR> That's not good
L303[11:56:36] <ds84182> We need reinforced metal boxes for UPS and FedEx
L304[11:56:37] <Michiyo> yeah... you may note that I said *had*.. I called UPS
L305[11:57:00] <MGR> She got fired?
L306[11:57:11] <Michiyo> ds84182, the GREAT thing about that is... for UPS atleast you'd have to put THAT box inside a cardboard box...
L307[11:57:20] <Michiyo> cause otherwise UPS *CAN* refuses to pick it up
L308[11:57:28] <ds84182> god dam
L309[11:57:28] <Michiyo> or in our case here, they'll fine RadioShack
L310[11:57:40] <Michiyo> well.. us, not RadioShack corp
L311[11:57:54] <ds84182> you might as well deliver packages from A to B yourself
L312[11:57:57] <Michiyo> I wanna say it's $20 for every package not in cardboard.
L313[11:58:02] <MGR> ds84182, agreed
L314[11:58:29] <Michiyo> hey it's almost lunch time.
L315[11:58:37] <gamax92> Michiyo: tacos? :3
L316[11:58:37] <MGR> whoo!
L317[11:58:48] <Michiyo> gamax92, I wish.
L318[11:59:09] <Michiyo> Very likely this: https://www.amazon.com/Kraft-Velveeta-Chicken-Skillets-Microwave/dp/B00DNCM4LK
L319[11:59:59] <Michiyo> I may pick a pizza stick up next door so I can get @Naomi a coke
L320[12:00:13] <Michiyo> anyway afk
L321[12:00:17] <gamax92> well, it's better than what I ate yesterday
L322[12:00:25] * Lizzy read that message completely wrong
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L324[12:07:01] <MGR> One of the supreme privileges of my office was that I had the microphone for the PA system. It was installed sometime during the rule of Emperor Hadrian and made terrible feedback noises whenever you used it, so we didn’t use it much, but it was pretty hilarious to shout at someone across the parking lot at 200dB.
L325[12:17:09] <Mimiru> It's better than what I ate yesterday too\
L326[12:17:13] <Mimiru> which was nothing
L327[12:17:50] <MGR> Aw
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L330[12:25:35] <Mimiru> OH GOOD! My storage drive isn't showing up on my desktop
L331[12:25:38] * Mimiru shoots self
L332[12:27:39] <MGR> Whoo!
L333[12:29:43] <MGR> Not whooing the shooting btw, just the lack of storage drive recognition
L334[12:32:47] <Forecaster> http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/only-me
L335[12:40:55] <Forecaster> ...
L336[12:41:20] <Forecaster> "I know this comment is marked as spam because it contains a link, but could you approve it so people can see this awesome video: <link>"
L337[12:41:24] <Forecaster> sure...
L338[12:48:00] <Michiyo> So...
L339[12:48:08] <Michiyo> it turns out the "Extra" SATA cable I had...
L340[12:48:12] <Michiyo> was the one for my storage drive.
L341[12:48:25] <Forecaster> oops?
L342[12:48:29] <MGR> Oops
L343[12:48:38] <Forecaster> what did you use it for?
L344[12:48:51] <Michiyo> Nothing, I stuck it in the bag of other spare parts
L345[12:48:57] <Forecaster> ah
L346[12:48:59] <Michiyo> so.. I put it on the drive lol
L347[12:49:47] <gamax92> everything worked out
L348[12:50:03] <Michiyo> also, cable management is a bitch.. even in this bigger case it looks like ass :(
L349[12:50:08] <Forecaster> I never work out
L350[12:50:11] <Michiyo> I wanted it to look pretty :/
L351[12:50:12] <Forecaster> too much work
L352[12:50:33] <Forecaster> you need tiny portals for the cables
L353[12:50:50] <Michiyo> right? :
L354[12:50:54] <Michiyo> : indeed.
L355[12:51:09] <Forecaster> I have no mouth and I must ???
L356[12:51:28] <Forecaster> s/???/emote&
L357[12:51:28] <MichiBot> Forecaster: Invalid regex Dangling meta character '?' near index 0
L358[12:51:32] <Forecaster> s/???/emote/
L359[12:51:32] <MichiBot> Forecaster: Invalid regex Dangling meta character '?' near index 0
L360[12:51:36] <Forecaster> dammit
L361[12:51:42] <Forecaster> s/\?\?\?/emote/
L362[12:51:42] <MichiBot> <Forecaster> I have no mouth and I must emote
L363[12:51:46] <Forecaster> there
L364[12:51:50] <Michiyo> lol..
L365[12:51:58] <Forecaster> forgot it was proper regex now :I
L366[12:52:04] <Forecaster> I mean :
L367[12:52:08] <Michiyo> people keep saying "now"...
L368[12:52:29] <AshIndigo> now now MichiBot
L369[12:52:30] <Forecaster> I don't use it a lot :P
L370[12:52:31] <Michiyo> *nothing* changed, except that I don't check if the string *literally* contains what you try :P
L371[12:52:40] <AshIndigo> there there MichiBot
L372[12:52:40] <MichiBot> ;_;
L373[12:52:44] <AshIndigo> there we go
L374[12:53:27] <Forecaster> that's a change though :P
L375[12:53:35] <Michiyo> but yeah, the only change was I removed the if(message.contains("whatever")) with "whatever" being the first part of the SED command
L376[12:54:36] <Michiyo> It still would have given you the same error, it just wouldn't have worked right the 3rd time heh
L377[12:55:29] <Forecaster> ah, okay
L378[12:56:43] <Michiyo> PS.
L379[12:56:47] <Michiyo> It's fuckin hot.
L380[12:57:00] <Forecaster> it's pretty pleasant here at the moment
L381[12:57:06] <Michiyo> I really wish I had tomorrow off...
L382[12:57:09] <Michiyo> but noooooooo
L383[12:57:12] <Forecaster> a little overcast
L384[12:57:21] <Michiyo> They won't hire anyone here to let me go back to my old schedule.
L385[13:00:11] <Forecaster> :/
L386[13:01:21] <gamax92> what is the sizeof an empty struct?
L387[13:01:35] <gamax92> and if it's zero what happens if you make an array of it
L388[13:06:27] <Michiyo> The universe implodes.
L389[13:10:51] <ping> ahahhahah
L390[13:10:57] <ping> steam is having login issues
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L392[13:12:26] <AshIndigo> yay
L393[13:12:35] <Michiyo> s/login //
L394[13:12:35] <MichiBot> <ping> steam is having issues
L395[13:16:37] <Inari> sale started, so yeah, as always it's going to have some issues
L396[13:23:29] <MGR> I briefly considered spraying the entirety of his person with Windex, but before I could, he launched into his spiel.
L397[13:26:46] <MGR> https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/2x1by3/the_land_speed_record/
L398[13:26:48] <MGR> Urk
L399[13:33:50] <Vindex> good thing I can't find any game to buy on steam
L400[13:34:20] <AmandaC> Michiyo: Tell your friends at UPS to stop fucking with my heart.
L401[13:34:31] <MGR> "friends"
L402[13:34:42] <Michiyo> Fuck UPS.
L403[13:34:43] <Michiyo> :D
L404[13:34:50] <AmandaC> The app claims I'll be getting my shiny tomorrow. It's shipping UPS ground and that's a 25 hour drive
L405[13:35:18] <AmandaC> Guessing it'll be /picked up/ tomorrow
L406[13:35:44] <gamax92> til you can use a spoon to pry at a jar lid, making it easier to open
L407[13:37:33] <gamax92> I have gained access to this juice contained inside. Also my hands are very red and kinda feel like they're on fire but
L408[13:43:48] <Michiyo> But yeah, fuck UPS, after them losing a $25,000 package, and then this crap yesterday/today.. I really don't like 'em
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L410[13:51:47] <AmandaC> Michiyo: I may or may not agree with you in 5 days, once I definately have the hostage released
L411[13:53:10] <Dudblockman> Have you prepared your wallet?
L412[13:54:06] <AmandaC> My wallet is already rekt for the next 6 months, steam is sof no consequence
L413[13:55:34] <gamax92> AmandaC: non durable wallet materal?
L414[13:55:44] <Michiyo> prepared my wallet? WTF for, I hardly play any of the games I have now, why would I add more.
L415[13:55:44] <gamax92> also spider brb
L416[13:56:26] <gamax92> okay spider is frozen now
L417[13:56:40] <MGR> I'm also not buying any games for the near future
L418[13:56:53] <MGR> And just to make sure, I'm not checking the sale page
L419[13:57:14] <gamax92> I just consume free games
L420[13:57:35] <Dudblockman> The steam store got nuked by traffic lol
L421[14:02:51] <Inari> Yes, as each time sales start
L422[14:03:08] <ds84182> Thats how they make money
L423[14:03:16] <ds84182> They limit the number of people who can partake in sales
L424[14:03:46] <gamax92> hah
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L426[14:15:14] <AmandaC> %choose stay on the computer or go find a nice sunbeam
L427[14:15:15] <MichiBot> AmandaC: go find a nice sunbeam
L428[14:15:20] * AmandaC does so -- ttfn
L429[14:16:44] * Inari sees AmandaC fly through the sky, riding a sunbeam
L430[14:18:11] <Forecaster> oh great, football manager 2017 is 60% off!
L431[14:23:55] <Michiyo> Oh man I need 36 copies of that!
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L437[14:53:53] * AmandaC cuddles up in Inari's lap, having gotten tired of riding sunbeams around the universe
L438[15:13:08] <Cruor> steam summer sale?!
L439[15:13:53] <Cruor> tell me when i get can hollow knight 90% off :>
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L441[15:34:06] <AmandaC> %choose pizza or other
L442[15:34:07] <MichiBot> AmandaC: pizza
L443[15:34:11] <AmandaC> I concur
L444[15:34:17] <AmandaC> %choose now or later
L445[15:34:17] <MichiBot> AmandaC: later
L446[15:34:21] <AmandaC> oh fine
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L450[16:10:02] <Izaya> happy summer sale, everyone
L451[16:10:23] <Izaya> mildly amusing that it starts two days after the winter solstice but hey whatever
L452[16:15:04] <Kodos> Well you live in the Upside Down, so backwardsness is to be expected
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L456[16:20:17] <Izaya> exactly
L457[16:21:35] <ds84182> %flip You should flip your text upside down to help Izaya read it
L458[16:21:36] <MichiBot> ds84182: (╯°□°)╯ʇı pɐǝɹ ɐʎɐzI dlǝɥ oʇ uʍop ǝpısdn ʇxǝʇ ɹnoʎ dılɟ plnoɥs noλ
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L461[16:33:27] <christianthefolf> Hello
L462[16:33:40] <Skye> hi
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L465[16:36:40] <MGR> Lol, I thought about rewiring my house for 10 Gigabit Ethernet, then realized I didn't have any 10 gigabit devices
L466[16:36:46] <MGR> I then canceled my plans to rewire my house
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L468[16:37:34] <Inari> And tonight on "Things you don't learn in Harvest Moon"
L469[16:37:36] <Inari> " "Suicide afflicts farmers at rate much higher than all other jobs. In addition to their financial struggles, farmers are also beset by feelings of not being able to meet expectations, and not being in control of events influencing their lives""
L470[16:38:40] <ds84182> its quite easy to commit suicide in harvest moon
L471[16:38:58] <ds84182> overuse your stamina every day for an entire season
L472[16:39:13] <Inari> Hm?
L473[16:39:34] <ds84182> or maybe it was an entire year
L474[16:39:34] <MGR> Hmm, 10 Gig cards are only $30 if I can figure out how to use an SFP+ connector
L475[16:42:21] <Corded> * <MGR> coughs and hacks
L476[16:42:28] <MGR> SFP+ ports are $100
L477[16:42:30] <MGR> Wth
L478[16:42:51] <MGR> Nvm, and I'm going to stop talking now....
L479[16:44:57] <Izaya> What's the oldest NVIDIA card supporting at least OpenGL 3 and DirectDerp 11?
L480[16:45:10] <MGR> GTX 480
L481[16:45:40] <Izaya> Fuck.
L482[16:45:53] <Izaya> I have two 285s I can use but those would be DX10
L483[16:48:14] <Izaya> Eh they'd do for now, they'll run Skyrim and source engine games no sweat
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L486[16:57:19] <Izaya> alright so, current plan:
L487[16:57:59] <Izaya> Core 2 Duo of some sort, 6-8GB RAM, GTX285 for Mac, 2x200Gb HDD
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L489[17:08:18] <AmandaC> My order is now completely shipped!
L490[17:10:04] <AmandaC> Ups doesn't admit to having it yet though, so it's likely not going to arrive tomorrow. Oh well, it'll be here before the madness that is the 4th so that'll be good enough
L491[17:17:57] <MGR> Izaya, why are you building a new computer out of old parts?
L492[17:18:14] <MGR> Also, GTX 480: Nvidia Thermi: The Way It's Meant to be Grilled
L493[17:19:09] <Izaya> MGR: because it's free
L494[17:19:27] <MGR> That makes sense, but you don't have anything better?
L495[17:19:41] <Izaya> Best I can do with entirely spare parts
L496[17:19:53] <MGR> Ok
L497[17:20:04] <Izaya> I dunno if any of my Athlon 64 X4 setups work
L498[17:21:12] <MGR> That's not exactly better...
L499[17:22:54] <Izaya> 4 cores but lower IPC
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L501[17:23:08] <Izaya> But hey, a C2D/285 box is respectable
L502[17:25:17] <MGR> As for the first statement, you're right, and it depends on your workloads
L503[17:25:20] <MGR> As for the second...
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L506[17:26:39] <Corded> * <MGR> is still poking around 10 Gigabit Ethernet solutions for some reason
L507[17:29:01] <Skye> @MGR, use fibre that can be changed to any gigabit without being rewired
L508[17:29:12] <MGR> Yes
L509[17:29:27] <MGR> I'm not even thinking seriously, because I only have one device that could make use of it
L510[17:29:43] <MGR> And if I have nothing to link it to, then I'm not going to waste money
L511[17:31:17] <Skye> I plan to get fibre when we redo the wall that is falling down.
L512[17:31:47] <MGR> Yeah
L513[17:32:30] <MGR> My house doesn't even really have a good wired network infrastructure (I certainly don't know what wires go where), but I'm not re-wiring until I have 2 devices that could really use 10G
L514[17:32:46] <Skye> Good thing about this audio recorder I found: it is high quality and no latency. Bad thing about this audio recorder I found: it records everything very well, so background noise is reproduced perfectly.
L515[17:34:56] <Skye> I'm going to sleep now.
L516[17:34:57] <Skye> Night
L517[17:37:09] <Izaya> MGR, it'll do what I need it for
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L519[17:37:34] <MGR> I never said it wouldn't, and I trust your judgement. You're the one assembling it after all
L520[17:37:50] <Izaya> and as such it's respectable
L521[17:38:42] <Izaya> also
L522[17:39:26] <MGR> ...
L523[17:39:50] <Izaya> dual Pentium III machine with a GeForce 4, 768M of RAM and 100GB of Ultra320 SCSI storage
L524[17:40:05] <Izaya> and a big 17" 1280x1024 CRT
L525[17:40:13] <Izaya> gonna be a great box for getting work done
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L528[17:44:34] <MGR> Poe's Law prevents me from detecting sarcasm
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L530[17:44:38] <MGR> Please clarify
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L532[17:52:07] <MGR> Izaya, ^
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L534[18:01:17] <Izaya> no sarcasm
L535[18:03:09] <MGR> I can't see how a 17" CRT is big in anything other than depth and weight
L536[18:03:26] <Corded> * <MGR> is going to just ignore all the other issues he sees
L537[18:03:38] <Izaya> it's bigger than other CRTs
L538[18:03:47] <MGR> Yes...
L539[18:03:48] <Izaya> also high-res
L540[18:03:57] <MGR> uh
L541[18:04:06] <MGR> Technically, yes, but really, no
L542[18:04:28] <Izaya> consider that this thing was built in 2005
L543[18:05:13] <MGR> I am
L544[18:05:23] <MGR> I'm sure it was quite excellent in 2005
L545[18:05:53] <Izaya> like I mean it's no john carmack 1080p CRT but the colours are wonderful and it's not shortscreen
L546[18:07:31] <MGR> Like I said, I'm sure it's a very good computer for 2005
L547[18:07:56] <Corded> * <MGR> doesn't really know because he wasn't that into computers in 2005, but he trusts Izaya's implications
L548[18:08:38] <Izaya> oooh even better
L549[18:08:42] <Izaya> no UEFI
L550[18:08:47] <Izaya> no Intel Management Engine
L551[18:10:08] <MGR> kewl
L552[18:10:23] <MGR> Like I said, good for 2005
L553[18:10:42] <Kaggin> You can ditch IME easily by going AMD ( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)
L554[18:10:55] <AmandaC> AMD has a similar thing
L555[18:10:56] <MGR> And Ryzen makes that viable for the first time in 5 years
L556[18:11:43] <Kaggin> Yeah but it isn't as ~exploity~ feature full as Intel's
L557[18:12:31] <Kaggin> And UEFI is easy
L558[18:12:35] <Kaggin> just disable UEFI
L559[18:13:09] * AmandaC slinks back to stalking a UPS tracking page
L560[18:13:21] <Kaggin> yuck, UPS
L561[18:13:33] <Kaggin> its 2017
L562[18:13:42] <Kaggin> you should be delivering packages using WORMHOLES!
L563[18:14:05] <Kaggin> s/delivering/receiving
L564[18:14:05] <MichiBot> <Kaggin> you should be receiving packages using WORMHOLES!
L565[18:17:36] <Izaya> Kaggin: disabling UEFI isn't a thing on recent machines
L566[18:19:36] <MGR> Sure you can, just disable/melt/shoot the chip holding it!
L567[18:21:33] <AmandaC> That sounds like how a character I made up's been "solving" problems.
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L569[18:21:58] <AmandaC> "I solved immortality! Just kill them before they become immortal!" "I solved world hunger! Just stop making food!"
L570[18:26:11] <MGR> There you go! Problem solved
L571[18:29:51] <Kaggin> Izaya: on both my new and old laptop I can disable UEFI
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L573[18:30:45] <IzayaXMPP> Kaggin, as can I. But some newer machines don't support it
L574[18:31:59] <IzayaXMPP> (That said my 'new' laptop is from 2011)
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L582[18:48:26] <MGR> "new"
L583[18:50:07] <IzayaXMPP> New enough.
L584[18:50:46] <IzayaXMPP> It does what I need out of a laptop, which is enough CPU power to compile stuff, and enough graphical ability to do in-home streaming
L585[18:52:28] <Dudblockman> I walked back into scripting in Roblox. Ended up programming a projectile system via metatables. Lots of metatables.
L586[18:52:39] <Dudblockman> https://gyazo.com/9e710d0cf1d18a8fe25af7cd3ebcc4b7
L587[18:53:38] <Dudblockman> My OC-oriented brain is flipping over the sheer number of coroutines happening at once
L588[18:54:21] <Dudblockman> So far i'm up to 300 lines of moonscript, which compiles to 500 lines of lua
L589[18:58:49] <MGR> Ugargar
L590[18:59:20] <MGR> I had a motherboard picked out for a client, but it just increased in price a good amount
L591[18:59:36] <MGR> I need an ITX mobo with WiFi and a VGA port
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L595[19:07:50] <MGR> Found one
L596[19:08:07] <IzayaXMPP> Getting a board with VGA would be difficult
L597[19:08:17] <MGR> Yes, yes it is
L598[19:08:20] <MGR> But I did it
L599[19:08:21] <IzayaXMPP> AMD, Intel and NVIDIA have all unofficially killed the best video connector
L600[19:08:28] <MGR> Uh
L601[19:08:30] <MGR> Not best
L602[19:08:47] <IzayaXMPP> Best. Least complicated. Easiest to implement.
L603[19:08:54] <MGR> Also, I'm pretty sure it wasn't unofficial
L604[19:09:00] <MGR> Definitely not best
L605[19:09:46] <IzayaXMPP> fair warning if I respond slowly in this pointless argument don't be surprised I'm busy
L606[19:10:11] <MGR> It doesn't have the bandwidth other connectors do
L607[19:10:13] <AmandaC> IzayaXMPP: my new laptop comes with one
L608[19:11:06] <IzayaXMPP> MGR, with some improvements you can get higher resolutions and you don't have to deal with display DRM or ethernet or anything with your video connectors
L609[19:11:31] <MGR> I don't understand why having ethernet is a big deal either way
L610[19:11:34] <IzayaXMPP> AmandaC: A VGA connector?
L611[19:11:42] <IzayaXMPP> Because it's a fucking video cable
L612[19:12:12] <AmandaC> IzayaXMPP: yes: https://system76.com/laptops/lemur
L613[19:12:32] <IzayaXMPP> oh nice system76
L614[19:12:34] <AmandaC> Pretty sure that's a VGA anyway
L615[19:12:36] <IzayaXMPP> How's the build quality?
L616[19:12:46] <AmandaC> Will tell you when I get it
L617[19:12:50] <AmandaC> It's only just shipped. :P
L618[19:12:57] <IzayaXMPP> Ahok
L619[19:13:13] <IzayaXMPP> They look nice, but I don't want to bother to get one until I hear more about them
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L621[19:15:28] <IzayaXMPP> HD 620 but a VGA out? Huh.
L622[19:15:56] <AmandaC> I'm curious if the USB-C port on it will be usable as a gadget device
L623[19:16:06] <AmandaC> if so that'll make backing up my mac stupid-easy
L624[19:17:08] <IzayaXMPP> something something firewire
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L626[19:17:33] <MGR> heh, firewire
L627[19:20:32] <MGR> Also, I doubt that VGA supports HDR and high resolutions AND high refresh rates
L628[19:20:39] <AmandaC> Neither the system76 laptop or my mac have firewire
L629[19:21:33] <IzayaXMPP> MGR, you can do fun stuff if you can modify the hardware connected to either end of the cable
L630[19:21:51] <IzayaXMPP> also, to get the super-high-res CRTs to do anything you needed to run them at like 144Hz
L631[19:22:05] <IzayaXMPP> and they supported... VGA.
L632[19:22:17] <MGR> Yeah, but CRT
L633[19:22:27] <MGR> Also, hardware modification is hardly user-friendly
L634[19:22:54] <IzayaXMPP> only because it doesn't come from the factory like that
L635[19:23:01] <IzayaXMPP> it 'supports' a lot of stuff if your cable is good
L636[19:23:08] <MGR> That's irrelevant
L637[19:23:19] <MGR> If the hardware doesn't implement it, it doesn't count
L638[19:23:30] <IzayaXMPP> in an ideal world you'd do some magic with noise reudction on the cable
L639[19:23:41] <MGR> I'm also not bragging about DisplayPort's MST ablity to run 6 monitors off one port
L640[19:23:51] <IzayaXMPP> Disgusting.
L641[19:23:54] <MGR> Because those MST hubs don't exist, even if the spec allows for it
L642[19:24:06] <MGR> How so?
L643[19:24:32] * Mimiru rolls her eyes and goes back to ignoring IRC
L644[19:24:34] <IzayaXMPP> yeah okay this one's more just because daisy-chaining stuff annoys me
L645[19:24:46] <IzayaXMPP> Mimiru sorry I'm really bad at not taking bait
L646[19:24:50] <MGR> It's not daisy-chaining
L647[19:25:03] <IzayaXMPP> or setting it I guess
L648[19:25:03] <MGR> It's one cable to the hub, and then multiple cables out of there, one to each monitor
L649[19:25:18] <IzayaXMPP> why not just USB3.99999
L650[19:25:29] <CompanionCube> PSP > ME
L651[19:25:35] <MGR> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
L652[19:25:49] <CompanionCube> at the very least security-wise :D
L653[19:26:08] <IzayaXMPP> CompanionCube: it uses a documented instruction set so that's a nice touch
L654[19:26:47] <IzayaXMPP> 'course then because they use off-the-metaphorical-shelf ARM cores their backdoors probably have backdoors
L655[19:28:17] <AmandaC> Proper Signal Processing > Mechanical Engineering?
L656[19:28:46] <IzayaXMPP> Platform Security Processor > Management Engine
L657[19:28:53] <IzayaXMPP> AMD hardware backdoor > Intel hardware backdoor
L658[19:28:54] <AmandaC> Ah
L659[19:29:06] <IzayaXMPP> oh right they found malware for the Intel ME which is entertaining
L660[19:29:26] <CompanionCube> IzayaXMPP: I wonder
L661[19:29:30] <CompanionCube> how stronk will UK backdoor be
L662[19:29:58] <IzayaXMPP> 'strong' enough for them to have already made Apple bend over for them
L663[19:30:13] <Kaggin> something something tin hat
L664[19:30:25] * AmandaC wanders off to get clean and maybe even kill the last traces of the reapers in universe C-2324923.5
L665[19:30:26] <Toothless the Dragon> Question, the difference between 1 second of os.time is 72, where does that number come from?
L666[19:30:32] <Toothless the Dragon> example:
L667[19:30:32] <Toothless the Dragon> local t = os.time()
L668[19:30:32] <Toothless the Dragon> os.sleep(1)
L669[19:30:33] <Toothless the Dragon> print(os.time() - t)
L670[19:30:35] <Toothless the Dragon> it'll output 72
L671[19:30:36] <CompanionCube> Kaggin: tbh there's no chance of an actual backdoor
L672[19:31:15] <CompanionCube> though I'd take fake bets on how long it takes before some ISP leaks their connection records :D
L673[19:31:35] <Kaggin> """leaks"""
L674[19:31:37] <CompanionCube> (mine's on TalkTalk)
L675[19:32:12] * AmandaC gives IzayaXMPP a binary blob to include into his kernel, telling him exactly what it does: "If the user dances in the moonlight and doesn't recite the proper spell, the computer will refuse to boot and call the fashion police"
L676[19:32:24] <CompanionCube> Kaggin: aka 'we failed to secure our shit that's most likely a high-value hacker target'
L677[19:32:42] <Kaggin> Well hey
L678[19:32:59] <Kaggin> in america soon we can just buy people's internet histories
L679[19:33:35] * IzayaXMPP does not include the blob
L680[19:33:52] * IzayaXMPP is arrested by the fashion police
L681[19:33:55] * IzayaXMPP goes to jail
L682[19:34:00] * CompanionCube clean-room REs blob
L683[19:34:04] <CompanionCube> :3
L684[19:34:39] * Kaggin creates an open source alternative to the blob that also allows for seductive twerking instead of regular dancing.
L685[19:34:50] <Dudblockman> @Toothless the Dragon I would assume that 72 comes from the fact that your computer is running off a pocket sundial.
L686[19:35:10] <Dudblockman> Not the most reliable clockrate
L687[19:35:27] <AmandaC> Os.time In-service time
L688[19:35:33] <AmandaC> Sleep is real time
L689[19:35:42] <AmandaC> In-universe*
L690[19:36:04] <Dudblockman> So pocket sundial's fault?
L691[19:36:10] <Toothless the Dragon> uhh what
L692[19:36:27] <Toothless the Dragon> what is service time?
L693[19:36:40] <AmandaC> The sun / moon rotation time.
L694[19:36:40] <Toothless the Dragon> like the computer itself
L695[19:36:44] <Toothless the Dragon> ah
L696[19:36:45] <Dudblockman> Its based on 'minecraft time'
L697[19:36:57] <Toothless the Dragon> ugh, i just need seconds lol
L698[19:36:57] <Dudblockman> Pocket sundials are... fun
L699[19:37:07] <AmandaC> My phone auto failed in universe to in service
L700[19:37:41] * AmandaC slinks off, the mutex on the bathroom having been made free
L701[19:38:06] <Dudblockman> Is computer.uptime in seconds or minecraft time?
L702[19:38:12] <Toothless the Dragon> minecraft time :(
L703[19:38:57] <Dudblockman> os.clock
L704[19:42:26] <gamax92> AmandaC: bathroom deadlock
L705[19:48:44] <IzayaXMPP> ~w boot address
L706[19:48:44] <ocdoc> Predicted http://ocd.cil.li/item:loot_disks
L707[19:48:53] <IzayaXMPP> ~w computer boot address
L708[19:48:54] <ocdoc> Predicted http://ocd.cil.li/block:computer_case
L709[19:49:02] <IzayaXMPP> ~w api:computer
L710[19:49:02] <ocdoc> http://ocd.cil.li/api:computer
L711[19:49:07] <IzayaXMPP> ._.
L712[19:49:40] <Dudblockman> gg
L713[19:50:12] <IzayaXMPP> do we have setfenv in OC?
L714[19:51:05] <gamax92> setfenv is lua5.1
L715[19:51:07] <gamax92> so no
L716[19:51:12] <IzayaXMPP> right
L717[19:51:17] <IzayaXMPP> we have to set _ENV now, don't we?
L718[19:51:28] <gamax92> correct
L719[19:51:44] <gamax92> though if it's for the old loadstring + setfenv combo well, load takes an environment
L720[19:52:08] <IzayaXMPP> oh
L721[19:53:48] <AmandaC> IzayaXMPP: I'll tell you my initial thoughts on the 28th 13-1700 ET
L722[19:54:07] <AmandaC> ( UPS just updated the delivery date from the totally unrealistic tomorrow to the 28th )
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L724[19:57:31] <IzayaXMPP> Nice thanks
L725[19:57:43] <IzayaXMPP> (In other news, I just booted OpenOS running as a process inside MultICE)
L726[19:59:07] <Dudblockman> I find it annoying that you can't snapshot the _ENV
L727[19:59:18] <Dudblockman> Without doing a deep copy that is
L728[20:00:12] <Dudblockman> I used to getfenv, delete the parts I didn't like, and then setfenv with my new environment
L729[20:01:12] <CompanionCube> inb4 OC OpenOS containers/VMs
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L731[20:09:10] <Izaya> CompanionCube: that's the idea
L732[20:10:05] <Izaya> just have to make some fake hardware to present as component
L733[20:10:34] <CompanionCube> Izaya: so basically containers with virtio 'hardware'
L734[20:10:45] <Izaya> yeah
L735[20:11:16] * CompanionCube wonders if VT-x would be a more apt comparsion
L736[20:11:44] <Izaya> mainly want a fake GPU
L737[20:12:24] <Izaya> idea would be to restrict access to specific fs devices
L738[20:13:04] <Izaya> don't let it see the EEPROM
L739[20:13:14] <Izaya> etc etc
L740[20:14:43] <CompanionCube> is it weird I don't care that every boot my GPU spams dmesg with I/O pagefaults
L741[20:14:50] <CompanionCube> wonder what it does that trips the IOMMU
L742[20:20:35] <AmandaC> CompanionCube: yes, that is weird, because it means the kernel is trying to call the fashion police for illegal dancing in the moonlight
L743[20:21:07] <CompanionCube> AmandaC: you mean the GPU
L744[20:21:32] <Kaggin> Your GPU can talk??
L745[20:21:57] <gamax92> Unnecessary extra questionmarks
L746[20:22:05] <Kaggin> ????
L747[20:22:12] <Kaggin> !
L748[20:22:43] <CompanionCube> Kaggin: well, all the kernel is doing is alerting that the GPU is/was up to no good :p
L749[20:23:27] <Kaggin> Is it NVIDIA?
L750[20:23:30] <Kaggin> Fuck nvidia.
L751[20:23:42] <CompanionCube> AMD
L752[20:23:44] <gamax92> nvidia is great
L753[20:23:52] <CompanionCube> it's a nice RX840
L754[20:23:59] <CompanionCube> s/84/48/
L755[20:24:00] <MichiBot> <CompanionCube> it's a nice RX480
L756[20:24:18] <Kaggin> gamax92: Not when you have a hybrid GPU setup on a laptop with Optimus
L757[20:24:35] <Kaggin> I get screen tearing in MC no matter what on my new laptop.
L758[20:24:53] <gamax92> ehh tearing whatever
L759[20:25:34] <Kaggin> The laptop is only a week old.
L760[20:25:34] <Kaggin> It shouldn't be doing this out of the box
L761[20:25:39] <gamax92> age is entirely unrelated to tearing
L762[20:25:45] <Kaggin> But apparently this problem has been happening for the last 2 years
L763[20:26:02] <CompanionCube> even with vsync?
L764[20:26:06] <CompanionCube> O.o
L765[20:26:15] <Kaggin> I know, but this should be a problem at all
L766[20:26:21] <Kaggin> Even with vsync.
L767[20:31:55] <Kaggin> The "solution" to the diagonal tearing problem (for MC, the solutions are different for different programs) is to disable vsync and enable unlimited FPS
L768[20:32:01] <Kaggin> but then I get normal screen tearing
L769[20:39:47] <Toothless the Dragon> Anyone know if OC can interact with Thermal expansion blocks in 1.10?
L770[20:41:53] <Toothless the Dragon> trying to get information about an energy cell
L771[20:43:34] <Toothless the Dragon> or i need a way to see how much RF the computer is using
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L773[20:57:19] <Dudblockman> Multiply OC power by 10 to get rf
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L828[21:56:22] <Mimiru> %tban Firiusfoxx 2h connection issues?
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L832[22:09:50] <Izaya> so uh
L833[22:10:11] <Izaya> I dumped like 200k of text into the MultICE display server and it crashed
L834[22:32:13] <ade124> Hi
L835[22:32:49] <Izaya> hi
L836[22:33:02] <gamax92> hi
L837[22:33:15] <Izaya> muahaha MultICE has the base of the I/O library
L838[22:33:22] <Izaya> I can read and write files \o/
L839[22:35:45] <Izaya> (I also have shitty network streams but eh)
L840[22:36:16] <Izaya> if I get file I/O working properly I can run the build system on MultICE
L841[22:37:21] <Izaya> it assumes you have relative dirs though
L842[22:37:27] <Izaya> gonna have to add a flag for that
L843[22:37:27] <gamax92> cold pizza is good
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