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L14[12:48:09] <Mat2ch> !mission

L15[12:48:10] <LunchBot> B787_300 yet again loses his @ in a netsplit. The aliens explain that "Your ship. Is mathematically incorrect."

L16[14:09:20] <Azander> !mission

L17[14:09:20] <LunchBot> Your space center gets searched for contraband rocket parts. Your Bussard ramjet runs over a wad of radon that someone "accidentally" left lying around in interstellar space.

L18[14:10:21] <Azander> at least it wasn't in my spoace center to be aproprieated by the searchers.

L19[15:37:49] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add You have become a Fjord Explorer.

L20[15:37:49] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You have become a Fjord Explorer.

L21[15:43:48] <Mat2ch> I want to become a Fjord Explorer, too

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L29[17:21:23] <Deddly> !mission

L30[17:21:23] <LunchBot> Due to poor handwriting, you mix up citric acid with critic acid. You are termination shocked.

L31[17:24:17] <Deddly> Acidified critics?

L32[17:48:16] <Deddly> !mission

L33[17:48:17] <LunchBot> You attempt to drive your solar sail vessel with a flashlight. Everything is smothered in cheese.

L34[17:52:22] <xxcoder> nothing worse than citric critic acid

L35[17:52:36] <xxcoder> you get criticized while you melt

L36[17:52:48] <Deddly> LOL

L37[17:54:34] <xxcoder> morale AND bodily meltdown. just insane

L38[17:56:02] <Deddly> "How foolish of you to fall into thie acid"

L39[17:56:03] <Althego> how string is it really? we eat that stuff

L40[17:56:08] <Althego> organic acids

L41[17:56:30] <Althego> we even eat pineapples, which try to digest us

L42[17:57:08] <xxcoder> water is stronger acid I think, but we evolved in the stuff

L43[17:57:25] <xxcoder> but acids is all different stuff

L44[17:58:02] <Deddly> Dihydrogen monoxide has the highest PH value of any acid

L45[17:58:15] <Althego> hehe

L46[17:59:06] <Deddly> !outcome dihydrogen

L47[17:59:06] <LunchBot> The government places a total ban on the use of dihydrogen monoxide.

L48[17:59:14] <Deddly> !outcome dihydrogen

L49[17:59:14] <LunchBot> A bunch of ill-informed but very upset activists lynch you because of all the dihydrogen monoxide your methalox rockets have been releasing into the atmosphere.

L50[17:59:26] <Deddly> !outcome dihydrogen

L51[17:59:27] <LunchBot> Pure gaseous dihydrogen monoxide leaks from the cooling system and instantly scalds the skin of everyone in the capsule.

L52[17:59:38] <xxcoder> !outcome looks like

L53[17:59:39] <LunchBot> When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like portside radiation plating.

L54[17:59:51] <xxcoder> !outcome looks like water

L55[17:59:51] <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "looks like water".

L56[18:00:04] <xxcoder> hmm cant remember specific outcome wording

L57[18:02:20] <Deddly> !outcome dihydrogen

L58[18:02:21] <LunchBot> A bunch of ill-informed but very upset activists lynch you because of all the dihydrogen monoxide your methalox rockets have been releasing into the atmosphere.

L59[18:03:21] <Deddly> !outcome add Your crew crash into the ocean and die of dihydrogen monoxide inhalation.

L60[18:03:21] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your crew crash into the ocean and die of dihydrogen monoxide inhalation.

L61[18:09:39] <Deddly> !misseion add You discover that the government had been funding a highly sophisticated underground distribution network for hydroxyl acid.

L62[18:09:48] <Deddly> !mission add You discover that the government had been funding a highly sophisticated underground distribution network for hydroxyl acid.

L63[18:09:49] <LunchBot> Added mission: You discover that the government had been funding a highly sophisticated underground distribution network for hydroxyl acid.

L64[18:23:09] <Deddly> !mission

L65[18:23:09] <LunchBot> You want to go in fishing trip.. to EVE it is! Your barrel roll is a critical failure.

L66[18:23:44] <Deddly> !mission fixup s/go in/go on a/

L67[18:23:44] <LunchBot> New text is: You want to go on a fishing trip.. to EVE it is!

L68[18:24:02] <Deddly> !mission fixup s/trip../trip.../

L69[18:24:03] <LunchBot> New text is: You want to go on a fishing trip... to EVE it is!

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L77[19:59:56] <Deddly> !mission

L78[19:59:57] <LunchBot> You build an inertial guidance system and proceed to launch missiles with it at your opponents. You find yourself handcuffed in the back of a police car.

L79[20:00:17] <Deddly> That's against the law?

L81[22:06:49] <Mat2ch> !mission

L82[22:06:50] <LunchBot> You attempt to hijack a fully-fueled and ready-to-launch rocket sitting on the pad. You miss your capture burn because you were texting and flying, and the physics police pulls you over and out into the interstellar medium.