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L9[07:33:15] <darsie> .mission chair

L10[07:33:16] <LunchBot> You become chairman of the B.O.R.E.D. (Board of Rocket Engine Design.)

L11[07:33:18] <darsie> .mission chair

L12[07:33:18] <LunchBot> Jeb snags his trousers on his chair as he gets up, falls over and knocks himself out.

L13[07:33:19] <darsie> .mission chair

L14[07:33:20] <LunchBot> You refer to the EAS-1 External Command Seat as the "comfy chair".

L15[07:33:21] <darsie> .mission chair

L16[07:33:21] <LunchBot> In order to have endless source of hot air to be used as fuel, you add a small group of mid-level managers as a middle stage. With a very nice wooden table and mid-range meeting chairs.

L17[07:33:26] <darsie> .mission chair

L18[07:33:26] <LunchBot> You place shims under the uneven legs of Rokker's chair, causing him to stop Rokking.

L19[07:33:29] <darsie> .mission chair

L20[07:33:29] <LunchBot> You refer to the EAS-1 External Command Seat as the "comfy chair".

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L23[11:09:51] <FLHerne> .mission K-Team

L24[11:09:51] <LunchBot> If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them... maybe you can hire the K-Team.

L25[11:09:56] <FLHerne> oh good

L26[11:14:05] <Mat2ch> Do you need the K-Team?

L27[11:16:40] <darsie> Can't remove seats en route to increase delta-v without the K-Team.

L28[11:18:00] <darsie> .outcome add The AI says "No".

L29[11:18:00] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The AI says "No".

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L34[14:28:30] <Deddly> !mission

L35[14:28:30] <LunchBot> You dine on some calamari. When there's no cops around, anything's legal!

L36[14:29:09] <Deddly> Protected squid

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L39[15:12:25] <raptop> !outcome add You don't have to pay for that in money per se...

L40[15:12:26] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You don't have to pay for that in money per se...

L41[15:13:49] <Mat2ch> I'm not sure if I want that outcome

L42[15:13:52] <Mat2ch> !mission

L43[15:13:52] <LunchBot> Bill changes his surname to "Pkerman" to distinguish him from all the other Kermans. The 'P' is of course silent. You are the richest person in world. Probably because you are only person in world.

L44[15:15:04] <Mat2ch> Hm, intermediate steps needed

L45[15:15:35] <raptop> kerbals aren't people, perhaps

L46[15:16:11] <Mat2ch> I'm not happy with that explanation

L47[15:16:57] <raptop> Alternatively, the kerbals are all on different worlds from you

L48[15:17:12] <Althego> https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/subnautica/images/8/87/Cyclops_Welcome3.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20190326032636

L49[15:17:24] <Althego> you are the best captain on the planet because there is nobody else

L52[15:36:57] <Deddly> "Person" does not equal "human"

L53[15:39:05] <Deddly> raptop, Mat2ch: Perhaps Person is your surname and they just forgot to capitalise the P?

L54[15:39:27] <Deddly> You are the only Person because everyone else is either Kerman or Pkerman

L55[15:56:48] <raptop> clearly

L56[16:16:27] <Mat2ch> Deddly: Oh, so obvious! :D

L57[16:16:41] <Mat2ch> How could I, the only Person, miss that? ;)

L61[17:34:18] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The universal compiler notices your shenanigans, and optimizes it into a single (exceptionally esoteric) CPU instruction that executes in O(1).

L62[17:34:18] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The universal compiler notices your shenanigans, and optimizes it into a single (exceptionally esoteric) CPU instruction that executes in O(1).

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