L2[01:21:21] <FLHerne> .mission add You reveal Jeb to be three Kerbals clipped through each other in a trenchcoat.

L3[01:21:21] <LunchBot> Added mission: You reveal Jeb to be three Kerbals clipped through each other in a trenchcoat.

L4[02:30:13] <xxcoder> "You dock to the USG Ishimura. This makes you so rich you think you're immortal. "

L5[02:30:25] <xxcoder> hmm why is docking there make me so rich? completed mission?

L6[02:38:51] <FLHerne> apparently it's a planet-mining spaceship that accidentally picked up an alien artifact that turns the crew into zombies

L7[02:39:29] <FLHerne> so I guess you retrieved a lot of ore or a powerful alien artifact or have a use for a bunch of zombies

L8[02:42:21] <xxcoder> ;mission add You clip hundreds of rocket parts into what looks like just a plain small rocket.

L9[02:42:21] <LunchBot> Added mission: You clip hundreds of rocket parts into what looks like just a plain small rocket.

L10[05:30:31] *** Joins: Althego (~Althego@185.161.73.152) Althego

L15[08:21:19] *** Joins: darsie (~darsie@84-113-82-174.cable.dynamic.surfer.at) darsie

L16[08:33:46] <Mat2ch> xxcoder: Clipping should be forbidden!

L18[08:51:40] *** Joins: MiguelX4136 (~MiguelX41@45-18-226-247.lightspeed.frokca.sbcglobal.net) MiguelX413

L19[09:00:19] <darsie> .mission add Bill clips his fingernails.

L20[09:00:19] <LunchBot> Added mission: Bill clips his fingernails.

L21[12:49:33] <darsie> .outcome add The singularity in Moho evaporates.

L22[12:49:33] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The singularity in Moho evaporates.

L23[12:52:24] <darsie> .outcome add Bob is attracted to the naked singularity in Moho.

L24[12:52:24] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Bob is attracted to the naked singularity in Moho.

L25[13:50:28] <Mat2ch> !mission

L26[13:50:29] <LunchBot> You ask Jason for golden_fleece.json. You are forced to launch another rescue mission for the previous one. The universe reaches its recursion limit and segfaults.

L27[13:51:03] <Mat2ch> Something interesting must have been in that JSON file.

L29[15:14:27] <FLHerne> .outcome add If everything goes well, all will be forgiven.

L30[15:14:27] <LunchBot> Added outcome: If everything goes well, all will be forgiven.

L32[15:35:56] *** Joins: Althego (~Althego@86FF42EF.dsl.pool.telekom.hu) Althego

L40[17:00:00] *** Joins: raptop (~Newpa_Has@129.174.182.7) UmbralRaptor

L42[17:04:30] <raptop> !mission

L43[17:04:30] <LunchBot> You commission a combination memorial obelisk/space elevator. You give up.

L44[17:04:43] <raptop> I guess the contractors charged too much

L45[17:05:39] <Mat2ch> space elevators will never happen :P

L46[17:21:59] <packbart> In the Ben Bova worlds, it only needs the invention of the "buckyball" cables that are both light and strong. And then someone comes around and sabotages them with nanomachines...

L47[17:34:38] <Althego> nanomachines, son!

L48[18:02:42] <raptop> !8ball Can the president veto a guidance law?

L49[18:02:42] <LunchBot> The future is strangely clouded. I can tell you nothing.

L50[18:09:47] <packbart> Signs point to yes, I'd say

L51[18:10:57] <Mat2ch> the president of the KSC?

L52[18:12:08] <packbart> you're being overly specific. Just The President

L53[18:14:44] <packbart> !mission add You switch the flight control mode from Normal Law to Executive Order.

L54[18:14:44] <LunchBot> Added mission: You switch the flight control mode from Normal Law to Executive Order.

L55[18:16:06] <packbart> !mission

L56[18:16:06] <LunchBot> You attempt something you saw Danny2462 do. You survive on a special food supplement made from beef jerky, raisins, and fat, which is moulded into the walls of your craft before you set off.

L57[18:16:55] <packbart> Must have been on his survival video channel.

L58[18:17:03] <raptop> !mission add You lower your guidance standards to solving a suboptimal control problem.

L59[18:17:03] <LunchBot> Added mission: You lower your guidance standards to solving a suboptimal control problem.

L61[19:44:54] <Mat2ch> https://www.alamy.com/instrument-unit-and-flight-control-computers-of-the-saturn-v-at-the-saturn-v-hall-at-the-davidson-center-us-rocket-and-space-center-huntsville-al-image227681152.html

L62[19:44:59] <Mat2ch> now that is a great photo

L63[19:45:06] <Mat2ch> look at all the stuff in the interstage ring!

L64[21:23:12] <FLHerne> .outcome add Jeb's now a post-Kerbal computerized starship, and maybe it's about time he started acting like it.

L65[21:23:12] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Jeb's now a post-Kerbal computerized starship, and maybe it's about time he started acting like it.

L67[21:49:56] <Mat2ch> Jeb? Never.

L68[21:52:20] <sandbox> !mission

L69[21:52:20] <LunchBot> You violate conservation of momentum. This is a launchpad alteration. The 10:19 rocket to Duna will now depart from launchpad B. Launchpad B for the delayed 10:19 rocket to... Duna.

L70[21:57:01] <Mat2ch> So the violation of conservation of momentum made it possible to qickly move the rocket around?