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L7[04:55:34] <HoratioPrime> It's 2026. Are people still using IRC?

L8[05:11:00] <xxcoder> xkcd irc

L9[05:12:19] <HoratioPrime> Jokes on you: I literally just joined an XKCD fan channel!

L10[05:14:15] <xxcoder> :)

L11[05:14:31] <HoratioPrime> IRC is like Ultima Online: Somehow, it keeps on trucking.

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L16[07:51:57] <Althego> .mission add You find a Noisy Cricket.

L17[07:51:57] <LunchBot> Added mission: You find a Noisy Cricket.

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L19[08:12:47] <packbart> !mission

L20[08:12:47] <LunchBot> Jeb uses the alternate reality search device... But Jeb makes a typo, and summons "scrakes" instead of "snakes." Fortunately, this course of action was the most sane thing you could think of.

L21[08:13:06] <packbart> mmhhhh. scrakes...

L22[08:29:45] <Mat2ch> Dang, HoratioPrime is gone again. Wanted to say that at least on IRC nobody takes your picture and sends it to Peter Thiel

L23[08:33:17] <Mat2ch> https://arstechnica.com/space/2026/02/nasa-chief-classifies-starliner-flight-as-type-a-mishap-says-agency-made-mistakes/

L24[08:33:28] <Mat2ch> I already forgot about that incident...

L25[08:33:56] <Mat2ch> !outcome add You are now considered as Type A mishap.

L26[08:33:56] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You are now considered as Type A mishap.

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L30[11:17:24] <FLHerne> .outcome add It’s not clear precisely what happens next, but within six hours Jeb will be the most talked-about Kerbal in the system. He will also no longer exist.

L31[11:17:25] <LunchBot> Added outcome: It’s not clear precisely what happens next, but within six hours Jeb will be the most talked-about Kerbal in the system. He will also no longer exist.

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L36[15:04:06] <Mat2ch> !mission

L37[15:04:06] <LunchBot> You build a craft to cover the KSC in debris. Is not your job. You come with engines.

L38[15:04:32] <Mat2ch> I did it for teh lulz

L41[17:59:42] <FLHerne> .mission

L42[17:59:42] <LunchBot> Jeb is assigned to fly an interstellar mission, but mishears it as "intrastellar". You live to witness kerbal-made horrors beyond your comprehension.

L43[18:00:09] <FLHerne> the sight of Jeb melting will haunt me forever

L44[18:00:11] <FLHerne> .mission

L45[18:00:11] <LunchBot> You finally cave in and push the big red button. But who cares?

L46[18:00:52] <FLHerne> false advertising, having a big red button that people can afford not to care about

L47[18:05:17] <Mat2ch> If nobody is there anymore, there's nobody to care...

L48[18:06:50] <sandbox> !mission

L49[18:06:50] <LunchBot> Jeb overclocks random appliances around the space center to see what happens. Jeb feigns innocence.

L50[18:07:22] <Mat2ch> yes, that is Jeb

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L53[18:08:42] <Mat2ch> !mission

L54[18:08:43] <LunchBot> You install all of the realism mods. Von nun an ging's bergab.

L55[18:09:19] <Mat2ch> Oh, I can understand this.

L56[18:20:06] <Mat2ch> Woah! Native Linux Build für KSA!

L57[18:21:31] <darsie> wow :)

L58[18:21:51] <Mat2ch> https://ksa-linux.ahwoo.com/

L60[18:22:12] <Mat2ch> Some day we will all have to join there. And FLHerne will have to bring the bot ;)

L61[18:23:10] <Mat2ch> I have to test that build :)

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L72[22:23:34] <FLHerne> .mission

L73[22:23:34] <LunchBot> You repeatedly play Star Wars sound effects to Werhner Von Kerman's mynah bird. You need to hire all the vibe code cleanup specialists on the planet.

L77[22:53:04] <Mat2ch> "vibe code cleanup specalist" I should put that in my job description

L78[22:59:30] <xxcoder> vobe wrangler

L79[22:59:35] <xxcoder> *i

L81[23:09:57] <Mat2ch> "Bring chocolate or I will swear a lot more"