L3[03:04:19] <xxcoder> "You mix SI and US units. You evil monster, you did it again."

L4[03:04:20] <xxcoder> lol

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L15[10:45:06] <Torgo> ;outcome add All that's left is celery... plain celery.

L16[10:45:06] <LunchBot> Added outcome: All that's left is celery... plain celery.

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L21[14:06:07] <Deddly> !mission

L22[14:06:07] <LunchBot> You fail your rocket licence exam. Management do not appreciate a visionary in their midst.

L23[14:17:29] <Deddly> !nextlunch

L24[14:17:29] <LunchBot> Tea and fruitcake

L25[14:17:47] <Deddly> My lunch was more successful than my launch.

L26[14:21:33] <Mat2ch> Deddly: looks like management has some sarcastic tendencies

L28[16:31:11] <Deddly> :)

L30[18:00:19] <raptop> "visionary"

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L33[18:59:36] <FLHerne> .mission add You advertise pay for the mission as "20 credits" and the applicants assume you meant 'per hour'.

L34[18:59:36] <LunchBot> Added mission: You advertise pay for the mission as "20 credits" and the applicants assume you meant 'per hour'.

L38[19:47:23] <Deddly> !mission add You find a great deal on rockets-as-a-service for a small monthly fee. Just after staging, you receive a message politely informing you that your contractual terms specify that the entire rocket, including booster, must be returned intact at the end of the mission.

L39[19:47:23] <LunchBot> Added mission: You find a great deal on rockets-as-a-service for a small monthly fee. Just after staging, you receive a message politely informing you that your contractual terms specify that the entire rocket, including booster, must be returned intact at the end of the mission.

L40[19:53:02] <xxcoder> lol

L41[19:54:21] <Althego> hehe

L42[19:55:15] <Althego> as i was reading i though maybe it would ask for payment because you are already above the allwoed staging limit for this month in oyur subscription

L43[20:01:23] <Deddly> LOL

L44[20:09:52] <xxcoder> ;outcome add In middle of your mission, computer beeps and shows dialog screen "You have ran out of keypresses subscription, please click ok to add credit card information for charges." and you have not bought your credit card with you in your mission.

L45[20:09:53] <LunchBot> Added outcome: In middle of your mission, computer beeps and shows dialog screen "You have ran out of keypresses subscription, please click ok to add credit card information for charges." and you have not bought your credit card with you in your mission.

L46[20:11:41] <xxcoder> ;outcome fixup s/charges/renewal/

L47[20:11:41] <LunchBot> New text is: In middle of your mission, computer beeps and shows dialog screen "You have ran out of keypresses subscription, please click ok to add credit card information for renewal." and you have not bought your credit card with you in your mission.

L48[20:26:41] <Deddly> Hehe

L49[20:32:37] <sandbox> !mission

L50[20:32:37] <LunchBot> You succumb to the madness and start up Kraken Space Program. You run out of magnetic monopoles.

L51[20:33:05] <xxcoder> was secret of krakens exposed?

L52[20:37:31] <xxcoder> ;mission add You set out on a space mission to find if there is any link between magnetic monopoles and space krakens.

L53[20:37:31] <LunchBot> Added mission: You set out on a space mission to find if there is any link between magnetic monopoles and space krakens.

L54[21:06:17] <Azander> !mission

L55[21:06:17] <LunchBot> You loop black papers around the faxs input to output in order to be petty against government disapproval of your project. You continue on your mission by using your tools.

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