L1[00:17:28] <KrazyKrl> "funky d" was actually short for "funky device"

L2[00:17:30] <KrazyKrl> it's a nuke.

L3[00:18:13] <KrazyKrl> nothing unnerves the enemy more than playing the beegees while committing war crimes.

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L9[02:21:11] <FLHerne> <LunchBot> You blow up your latest rocket on the launch pad, to ensure its crew's inevitable heroic deaths make the morning newspapers. An OSHA inspector sees this, twitches a little and then explodes.

L10[02:22:10] <Althego> hehe

L11[02:25:30] <FLHerne> can't have pesky witnesses

L14[02:34:56] <Deddly> !mission

L15[02:34:56] <LunchBot> You equip your aircraft with small thermobaric missiles to thwart idiots with laser pointers. Jeb is stuck inside the cabin, because he forgot to bring his space underwear for EVA.

L16[02:35:47] <Deddly> EVAs aren't generally recommended on aircraft.

L17[02:41:51] <Althego> the maximum absorbency garment

L18[02:41:56] <Althego> that is its official name

L25[03:13:35] <packbart> the ISS video feed generally cut out before it came to peeling astronauts out of those

L26[04:16:39] <FLHerne> .mission add You build a people catcher and test it on Jeb (naturally).

L27[04:16:39] <LunchBot> Added mission: You build a people catcher and test it on Jeb (naturally).

L28[04:58:24] <FLHerne> .outcome add Any kerbal who's ever tried doing that just ends up getting fried or torn to pieces.

L29[04:58:24] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Any kerbal who's ever tried doing that just ends up getting fried or torn to pieces.

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L36[05:12:36] <Deddly> !outcome add LOL

L37[05:12:36] <LunchBot> Added outcome: LOL

L38[06:19:48] <FLHerne> .outcome add Oh, you *really* hope this works...

L39[06:19:48] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Oh, you *really* hope this works...

L40[06:51:09] <darsie> .outcome add You hit 0.1 asteroids.

L41[06:51:09] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You hit 0.1 asteroids.

L42[06:51:58] <darsie> Between the orbits of Mars and Jupiter, the asteroid belt contains an estimated 1.9 asteroids. https://nineplanets.org/asteroid-belt/ :)

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L47[08:29:52] <Deddly> Hehe

L48[08:31:06] <Deddly> !mission add You attempt to land Gilly on the launchpad.

L49[08:31:06] <LunchBot> Added mission: You attempt to land Gilly on the launchpad.

L53[09:46:37] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Khorne arrives, gives you a "thumbs up," and disappears into the immaterium.

L54[09:46:37] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Khorne arrives, gives you a "thumbs up," and disappears into the immaterium.

L55[09:49:03] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You loudly argue in the break room that the movie "Event Horizon" isn't a "spiritual precursor to 40k" but that "it's just a movie about TBI."

L56[09:49:03] <LunchBot> Added mission: You loudly argue in the break room that the movie "Event Horizon" isn't a "spiritual precursor to 40k" but that "it's just a movie about TBI."

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L59[10:43:41] <Guest75730> Oh well, at least it was khorne and not nurgle

L62[11:05:49] <umbralraptop> !choose khorne|nurgle|slaanesh|tzeentch

L63[11:05:49] <LunchBot> khorne

L64[11:05:52] <umbralraptop> hm

L68[12:22:12] <Deddly> !mission

L69[12:22:12] <LunchBot> You discover that some people don't view the glass as half empty or half full, but say instead "What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! Who's been pinching my beer?" This gravely offends the Finnish people.

L70[12:24:15] <Althego> hehe

L71[12:24:26] <xxcoder> oh boy

L72[12:24:47] <Althego> finnish drinking is no joke :)

L73[12:25:03] <xxcoder> sometimes combos is just gold

L74[12:25:17] <xxcoder> ;mission

L75[12:25:17] <LunchBot> You build an inertial guidance system and proceed to launch missiles with it at your opponents. This all ends with Kicks and Mutes.

L76[12:25:55] <xxcoder> kick and mute missions

L77[12:25:58] <xxcoder> *missles

L80[13:10:23] <darsie> .mission pork

L81[13:10:23] <LunchBot> You build a porkjet-powered plane.

L82[13:10:30] <darsie> .mission pork

L83[13:10:30] <LunchBot> You flavor your porkchop plots with orange tanks.

L84[13:35:40] <umbralraptop> I'll take a side of barbaque rolls with those

L85[13:51:58] <darsie> .outcome add The rocket fuel evaporation rate decreased significantly since you added a small amount of denatonium to it.

L86[13:51:58] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The rocket fuel evaporation rate decreased significantly since you added a small amount of denatonium to it.

L87[14:03:52] <umbralraptop> hm

L93[14:22:08] <docphees> !Bsk Ben Macintyre - Agent Sonya (retail).epub

L94[14:22:36] <docphees> !AshurbaniPy K15jRqp3jsspFtXDo3mXNw - Ben Macintyre - Rogue Heroes: The History of the SAS, Britain's Secret Special Forces Unit That Sabotaged the Nazis and Changed the Nature of War [eng] (EPUB)

L96[14:27:31] <darsie> umbralraptop: denatonium makes rocket fuel taste bitter.

L97[14:27:51] <darsie> It's useful for 75% ethanol in water ;).

L103[15:04:45] <xxcoder> lol https://imgur.com/a/24zuDqU

L104[15:05:07] <xxcoder> shaunr71 must be a vortex riker.

L108[15:17:11] <umbralraptop> darsie: obviously the solution is to use 75% methanol in water as your rocket fuel

L109[15:17:35] <darsie> That has less Isp.

L110[15:17:42] <umbralraptop> blarg

L111[15:18:00] <darsie> But works if you turn a blind eye.

L116[19:49:08] <xxcoder> ;mission add You allow some random stranger to design a craft to go to Duna.

L117[19:49:08] <LunchBot> Added mission: You allow some random stranger to design a craft to go to Duna.

L118[19:50:50] <xxcoder> ;mission add You design a mission to push home planet 0.01% closer to sun to have nicer beach days.

L119[19:50:50] <LunchBot> Added mission: You design a mission to push home planet 0.01% closer to sun to have nicer beach days.

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