L4[01:58:30] <Deddly> !mission

L5[01:58:30] <LunchBot> To prevent the boil-off of your liquid fuel you put sunscreen on the tanks. You have difficulty recruiting crew, due to a new fad of using ejection seats in place of the Astronaut Complex stairs.

L6[02:08:19] <FLHerne> .mission add You modify your lifejackets to inflate with pure oxygen so they're useful in space.

L7[02:08:19] <LunchBot> Added mission: You modify your lifejackets to inflate with pure oxygen so they're useful in space.

L8[02:10:33] <Mat2ch> oh no, I just realized that I didn't install the front of my AC properly. Now I have to disassemble it again.

L9[02:22:26] <packbart> I can't find the site anymore that visualized ISS telemetry with diagrams and numbers...

L10[02:22:48] <packbart> only the "ISS tracker app" but that doesn't look as good

L11[02:24:39] <packbart> it used to look like this https://lightstreamer.com/wp-content/uploads/ethos3.png - but I can't find that one

L12[03:21:36] <Mat2ch> !outcome add The monkeys take over.

L13[03:21:36] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The monkeys take over.

L14[03:42:26] <Deddly> !outcome add Wallace and Gromit beat you there with an implausible single-stage vehicle.

L15[03:42:26] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Wallace and Gromit beat you there with an implausible single-stage vehicle.

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L31[05:30:58] <Deddly> !mission add You attach a massive dump valve to your turbopump to make it sound cooler when throttling down.

L32[05:30:59] <LunchBot> Added mission: You attach a massive dump valve to your turbopump to make it sound cooler when throttling down.

L33[05:33:31] <Deddly> !mission fixup s/down./down. It generates a shockwave so powerful that disintegrates everything within a kilometre radius and puts a big grin on your face.

L34[05:33:31] <LunchBot> Format for `fixup` should be s/<old>/<new>/

L35[05:33:54] <Deddly> !mission fixup s/down./down. It generates a shockwave so powerful that disintegrates everything within a kilometre radius and puts a big grin on your face./

L36[05:33:54] <LunchBot> New text is: You attach a massive dump valve to your turbopump to make it sound cooler when throttling down. It generates a shockwave so powerful that disintegrates everything within a kilometre radius and puts a big grin on your face.

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L39[06:00:08] <KrazyKrl> you mean a wastegate?

L40[06:01:26] <packbart> don't modern cars use their soundsystem to play cool bangs and vrooms to their drivers? :)

L41[06:02:25] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add For some odd reason... your "factory new" rocket uses only uses premium limited edition JDM parts.

L42[06:02:25] <LunchBot> Added mission: For some odd reason... your "factory new" rocket uses only uses premium limited edition JDM parts.

L44[06:05:02] <KrazyKrl> ;mission fixup s/only uses/uses/

L45[06:05:02] <LunchBot> New text is: For some odd reason... your "factory new" rocket uses uses premium limited edition JDM parts.

L46[06:05:19] <KrazyKrl> erm, i specifically wanted the opposite of that.

L47[06:05:42] <KrazyKrl> ;mission fixup s/uses uses/only uses/

L48[06:05:42] <LunchBot> New text is: For some odd reason... your "factory new" rocket only uses premium limited edition JDM parts.

L49[06:07:09] <packbart> !mission add You program the capsule sound system to play a loud VROOOMRINGDINGDINGVOOSH at launch to mask the feeble sounds of your all-electric boosters.

L50[06:07:10] <LunchBot> Added mission: You program the capsule sound system to play a loud VROOOMRINGDINGDINGVOOSH at launch to mask the feeble sounds of your all-electric boosters.

L51[06:09:08] <packbart> !mission

L52[06:09:08] <LunchBot> You fashion a sort of industrial strength Faberge egg – intricate, wonderfully worked, refined beyond all ordinary desires, a museum piece from the start. All the dolphins suddenly disappear, leaving a message for you that reads, "So long, and thanks for all the fish."

L53[06:09:34] <packbart> Bloody dolphins made off with my egg

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L61[07:09:57] <KrazyKrl> maybe if you didn't make an excessively expensive faberge fish egg, we would still have dolphins.

L62[07:16:22] <Mat2ch> !mission add You build a Tom Cruise missile.

L63[07:16:22] <LunchBot> Added mission: You build a Tom Cruise missile.

L64[07:35:44] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The explosion releases a dadly cloud of dad jokes, contaminating the area with Neon, Lithium, Hydrogen, Carbon, Nitrogen, and Plutonium.

L65[07:35:44] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The explosion releases a dadly cloud of dad jokes, contaminating the area with Neon, Lithium, Hydrogen, Carbon, Nitrogen, and Plutonium.

L66[07:36:46] <Mat2ch> I don't get the joke. But I'm no dad...

L67[07:37:38] <darsie> nitrogen is spelled with lower case.

L68[07:38:39] <Mat2ch> Why?

L69[07:38:39] <KrazyKrl> wat

L70[07:38:52] <darsie> English says so.

L71[07:39:20] <darsie> Like more mundane elements like iron.

L72[07:39:23] <KrazyKrl> i don't think you can get more propperist of proper nouns... than literal elements of the perodic table.

L73[07:40:12] <darsie> I could be wrong.

L74[07:40:13] <Mat2ch> "Producing plutonium in useful quantities for the first time was a major part of the Manhattan Project during World War II that developed the first atomic bombs."

L75[07:40:32] <Mat2ch> Interesting enough, Wikipedia writes it lower-case in sentences

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L88[09:30:51] <Deddly> Pretty sure they are all lower case, but I'm even more certain that it doesn't matter ;)

L89[09:50:41] <Mat2ch> Deddly: that's not how you start a language war.

L90[09:51:45] <Deddly> Oh I apologise. I meant to say "You are wrong and you should feel bad, you heinous person!"

L91[09:55:04] <Mat2ch> Thanks. I'm feeling better now. I mean bader.

L92[09:56:39] <Deddly> You are whale comb.

L93[10:14:37] <darsie> Like the combs blue whales use to harvest krill?

L95[10:47:46] <Deddly> Sure

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L120[16:43:16] <FLHerne> .mission add You can't determine the state of repair of a pressure vessel because its inspection hatch is rusted shut.

L121[16:43:16] <LunchBot> Added mission: You can't determine the state of repair of a pressure vessel because its inspection hatch is rusted shut.

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L129[22:56:40] <Deddly> !mission

L130[22:56:40] <LunchBot> You kerraform Duna. You destroy an infinite number of universes in finite time.

L131[22:57:32] <Deddly> Oh. I guess I should probably have done a thorough survey of the planet first.

L132[23:00:27] <xxcoder> ;outcome add You find out that one of moons is actually an ancient universe-ending bomb. For few hours before the wave arrives.

L133[23:00:27] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You find out that one of moons is actually an ancient universe-ending bomb. For few hours before the wave arrives.

L134[23:01:00] <xxcoder> ;mission You get reports that one of moons might be an ancient universe-ending bomb. You set a mission to check that moon.

L135[23:01:01] <LunchBot> No mission found matching "You get reports that one of moons might be an ancient universe-ending bomb. You set a mission to check that moon.".

L136[23:01:13] <xxcoder> ;mission add You get reports that one of moons might be an ancient universe-ending bomb. You set a mission to check that moon.

L137[23:01:13] <LunchBot> Added mission: You get reports that one of moons might be an ancient universe-ending bomb. You set a mission to check that moon.

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