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L4[01:21:15] <FLHerne> .mission add To counter the reputational impact of the previous missions you engage in a gorilla marketing campaign.
L5[01:21:15] <LunchBot> Added mission: To counter the reputational impact of the previous missions you engage in a gorilla marketing campaign.
L6[01:21:54] <FLHerne> bad xxcoder, no poisoning the network ops
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L9[01:23:49] <Deddly> That sounds exciting. What did I miss?
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L11[01:25:17] <Deddly> Ah I see it now
L12[01:26:16] <Deddly> !mission
L13[01:26:16] <LunchBot> Jebediah Kerman, astronaut. A kerbal barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic kerbal. Jebediah Kerman will be that kerbal. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster. It turns out that the space kraken is actually an isekai god that sends kerbals to other universes.
L14[01:26:42] <Deddly> Oh, oops.
L15[01:27:06] <Deddly> We just sent a bionic kerbal to anther universe. I hope they like him.
L16[01:32:01] <FLHerne> Who could fail to like Jeb?
L17[01:32:17] <FLHerne> he has such a winsome grin
L18[01:33:49] <packbart> unlike Jeb Dredd
L19[01:34:09] <packbart> Robokerb
L20[02:27:41] <Deddly> Hehe
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L22[02:49:38] <Deddly> !nextlunch
L23[02:49:38] <LunchBot> Gumbo
L24[02:50:31] <Deddly> [Googles] OK so it's basically whatever meat/fish products you can get hold of in a bowl
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L46[08:54:14] <Judge_Deddly> !mission
L47[08:54:14] <LunchBot> It's Jebbin' time! Your computer says "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave", and you ditch the project to try to figure out who the hell is this "Dave" that messed up your computer.
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L49[09:19:16] <Judge_Deddly> !nextlunch
L50[09:19:16] <LunchBot> Marmalade toast
L51[09:19:29] <Judge_Deddly> Marmalade toas or marmalade ON toast?
L52[09:19:47] <Judge_Deddly> +t*
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L55[09:50:27] <Judge_Deddly> !lunch add Deep-fried butter
L56[09:50:27] <LunchBot> Added lunch: Deep-fried butter
L57[09:51:28] <xxcoder> buttered butter
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L61[10:09:18] <Judge_Deddly> I can't believe this is a real thing. I'm all for fried foods, but even I find that idea revolting
L62[10:10:55] <darsie> I ate bread bread. Squeezed bread through a garlic press and put it on a slice of bread (with butter?).
L63[10:20:30] <Judge_Deddly> Interesting
L64[10:58:45] <Torgo> ;lunch add Liver and Funyuns
L65[10:58:46] <LunchBot> Added lunch: Liver and Funyuns
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L67[11:03:33] <Judge_Deddly> !mission
L68[11:03:33] <LunchBot> You are blown up by a big fan. This causes the exact issue you were trying to prevent.
L69[11:03:36] <xxcoder> ;lunch add How about this, You put steak on plate, then burger. then another steak on top. Steakburger, anyone?
L70[11:03:36] <LunchBot> Added lunch: How about this, You put steak on plate, then burger. then another steak on top. Steakburger, anyone?
L71[11:04:04] <Judge_Deddly> Yum
L72[11:04:14] <xxcoder> ouch. you probably was air-cooled but fan blew you up anyway
L73[11:04:35] <Judge_Deddly> :(
L74[11:06:27] <Judge_Deddly> !lunch add Burger and chips inside a pizza https://alltsomsker.nu/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/calskrove.webp
L75[11:06:27] <LunchBot> Added lunch: Burger and chips inside a pizza https://alltsomsker.nu/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/calskrove.webp
L76[11:09:05] <xxcoder> monkey paw https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hear
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L78[11:17:08] <Judge_Deddly> A worthy request
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L81[12:02:32] <Judge_Deddly> !mission
L82[12:02:32] <LunchBot> You water your rocket garden with a J-404 Panther in wet mode. You sing "We Didn't Start the Fire" but no-one believes you.
L83[12:02:46] <Judge_Deddly> LOL
L84[12:04:14] <raptop> Yeah, that tracks
L85[12:10:47] <Benjamin> .mission
L86[12:10:47] <LunchBot> Bill's bill bills Bill. This leaves you with a hair brush, hand mirror, nail clipper, and the screwdriver, pliers, and adjustable spanner every sensible girl conceals in her makeup kit.
L87[12:11:19] <Benjamin> *Shrugs*
L88[12:14:57] <raptop> intermediate steps, LunchBot
L89[12:21:28] <xxcoder> ;mission to Layth
L90[12:21:28] <LunchBot> You decide to bring a 90 Kerbal base to Laythe
L91[12:21:39] <xxcoder> ;mission fixup s/to Layth/to Layth./
L92[12:21:39] <LunchBot> New text is: You decide to bring a 90 Kerbal base to Layth.e
L93[12:21:47] <xxcoder> oops
L94[12:21:55] <xxcoder> ;mission fixup s/to Layth.e/to Laythe./
L95[12:21:55] <LunchBot> New text is: You decide to bring a 90 Kerbal base to Laythe.
L96[12:22:18] <xxcoder> ;mission mighty Kraken
L97[12:22:19] <LunchBot> You build a shrine on Bop to the mighty Kraken.
L98[12:22:43] <xxcoder> ;mission the space station
L99[12:22:43] <LunchBot> You attach rubber balls to a cactus and throw it around inside the space station
L100[12:22:57] <xxcoder> ;mission fixup s/the space station/the space station./
L101[12:22:57] <LunchBot> New text is: You attach rubber balls to a cactus and throw it around inside the space station.
L102[12:23:18] <xxcoder> ;mission find The Awnser
L103[12:23:18] <LunchBot> You try to find The Awnser
L104[12:23:32] <xxcoder> ;mission fixup s/find The Awnser/find The Awnser./
L105[12:23:32] <LunchBot> New text is: You try to find The Awnser.
L106[12:26:18] <xxcoder> ;mission newton's cradle
L107[12:26:18] <LunchBot> You turn some A class asteroids into a newton's cradle
L108[12:26:28] <xxcoder> ;mission fixup s/newton's cradle/newton's cradle./
L109[12:26:28] <LunchBot> New text is: You turn some A class asteroids into a newton's cradle.
L110[12:37:34] <xxcoder> ;mission below the horizon
L111[12:37:35] <LunchBot> You start your Munar insertion burn 70 degrees below the horizon
L112[12:37:47] <xxcoder> ;mission fixup s/below the horizon/below the horizon./
L113[12:37:47] <LunchBot> New text is: You start your Munar insertion burn 70 degrees below the horizon.
L114[12:38:38] <raptop> mistakes were made
L115[12:39:15] <Benjamin> LOL!
L116[12:42:45] <xxcoder> yup lol
L117[12:45:05] <Judge_Deddly> !mission
L118[12:45:05] <LunchBot> You say "lol" in #kspmodders. You better look out, and you better not cry. Santa is coming for you in an XB-70 Valkyr-eye.
L119[12:45:49] <Judge_Deddly> Are the #KSPModders people not the laughing type?
L120[12:46:37] <raptop> There was a problem with a certain annoying person using it a lot. So bots (among other things) happened
L121[12:46:53] <raptop> !8ball Will KSP2 Redux release soon?
L122[12:46:53] <LunchBot> No No No No No
L123[12:46:59] <raptop> ominous
L124[12:49:35] <Benjamin> That's a bold statement, 8 Ball.
L125[12:49:44] <Benjamin> Never say never.
L126[12:52:16] <Judge_Deddly> !8Ball Will the KSA Townhall release any new information?
L127[12:52:25] <Judge_Deddly> !8ball Will the KSA Townhall release any new information?
L128[12:52:25] <LunchBot> Yes! Yes! Yes!
L129[12:52:38] <Judge_Deddly> Lunchbot is all into the Kittens
L130[13:07:52] <raptop> Consider: Kitsune Space Program
L131[13:08:41] <xxcoder> ;outcome add You discovered something worse than flat spin, you found the sphere spin.
L132[13:08:41] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You discovered something worse than flat spin, you found the sphere spin.
L133[13:09:46] <xxcoder> I processed the mission and outcome files, so its only lines that match 0-9, and a-z. will work though it to fix them all lol
L134[13:09:48] <Benjamin> .mission
L135[13:09:48] <LunchBot> You make a KSP movie. No one can know.
L136[13:10:05] <xxcoder> dont sound like good promo for a movi.
L137[13:10:25] <xxcoder> ;mission You design and launch a rocket as promo for a movie.
L138[13:10:25] <LunchBot> No mission found matching "You design and launch a rocket as promo for a movie.".
L139[13:10:34] <xxcoder> ;mission add You design and launch a rocket as promo for a movie.
L140[13:10:34] <LunchBot> Added mission: You design and launch a rocket as promo for a movie.
L141[13:10:39] <Benjamin> I made a clip about 11 years ago. I made a tandem helicopter with Infernal Robotics to adjsut the collective pitch. =)
L142[13:38:42] <xxcoder> 35 to go on mission, 70 to go on outcomes lol
L143[14:45:33] <Benjamin> .mission
L144[14:45:33] <LunchBot> Val aborts the launch and starts the RTLS procedures. Teatime!
L145[14:47:16] <Mat2ch> RTLS?
L146[14:47:53] <Benjamin> Return to launch site?
L147[14:48:19] <Mat2ch> hm, when did Val abort the launch? In orbit? :D
L148[14:52:11] <Benjamin> We don't get hung up on those little details.
L149[14:54:50] <Mat2ch> You mean the left engine burning is not a bad thing?
L150[14:55:32] <Benjamin> The vacuum of space will put it out, I'm sure.
L151[14:56:48] <Mat2ch> And you are not concerned about the surface coming closer at an alarming speed?
L152[14:57:53] <Benjamin> Kerbal Kapsules are equipped with F5 and F9 keys for just such an event!
L153[14:58:34] <Mat2ch> Uhm, I read "sausages" and "vegtables" on one crate. Are you sure this is a Kerbal capsule?
L154[14:58:36] <xxcoder> what if you put vacuum on fire?
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L156[14:59:35] <Benjamin> Alt F4 in that case.
L157[14:59:57] <FLHerne> xxcoder: can you please do mass-update spam by PM rather than in the channel
L158[15:00:39] <xxcoder> FLHerne: already doing that :D
L159[15:01:27] <xxcoder> ;outcome add You put vacuum on fire.
L160[15:01:27] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You put vacuum on fire.
L161[15:02:29] <Mat2ch> xxcoder: may I correct that one a bit?
L162[15:02:54] <xxcoder> always feel free to
L163[15:03:12] <Mat2ch> outcome fixup s/You put vacuum on fire./That set the vacuum on fire./
L164[15:03:15] <Mat2ch> !outcome fixup s/You put vacuum on fire./That set the vacuum on fire./
L165[15:03:15] <LunchBot> New text is: That set the vacuum on fire.
L166[15:03:27] <xxcoder> much better
L167[15:03:40] <Mat2ch> Was a great idea for an outcome.
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L169[15:12:03] <xxcoder> whew outcomes done
L170[15:12:16] <Benjamin> \o/
L171[15:12:19] <xxcoder> only one of 0-9 a-z ending left, thats :wq
L172[15:12:38] <xxcoder> for youtube urls, I added space between . and url
L173[15:13:20] <xxcoder> 37 missions to fix will do that bit later
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L175[15:36:25] <xxcoder> lol
L176[15:36:27] <xxcoder> You reach a landspeed of 11,000m/s
L177[15:36:33] <xxcoder> this one cannot be fixed.
L178[15:38:34] <darsie> .outcome add Your parabolic flight escapes.
L179[15:38:34] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your parabolic flight escapes.
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L181[15:44:36] <xxcoder> all done. on my copy, I also fixed that unfixable m/s
L182[15:51:31] <xxcoder> HAH! fixed.
L183[15:53:34] <xxcoder> https://i.ibb.co/FkT7QZrg/image.png
L184[15:53:41] <xxcoder> hell of a workaround.
L185[15:54:26] <xxcoder> oops forgot to add s back
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L188[15:54:41] <xxcoder> fixed.
L189[16:04:16] <raptop> !outcome add Bob's recipie draws the attention of the International Air Transport Association, the International Mathematical Olypmiad, and the NSA.
L190[16:04:16] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Bob's recipie draws the attention of the International Air Transport Association, the International Mathematical Olypmiad, and the NSA.
L191[16:07:07] <xxcoder> ;mission You try to design a craft that would cause all agencies to contact you.
L192[16:07:08] <LunchBot> No mission found matching "You try to design a craft that would cause all agencies to contact you.".
L193[16:07:16] <xxcoder> ;mission add You try to design a craft that would cause all agencies to contact you.
L194[16:07:16] <LunchBot> Added mission: You try to design a craft that would cause all agencies to contact you.
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L197[16:28:29] <xxcoder> ;mission add Criminal underworld implies the existence of criminal overworld and criminal space, so you design a craft to try to find them.
L198[16:28:29] <LunchBot> Added mission: Criminal underworld implies the existence of criminal overworld and criminal space, so you design a craft to try to find them.
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L200[17:44:49] <xxcoder> ;mission
L201[17:44:49] <LunchBot> You make a vehicle out of physicsless parts. You orbit the Moho singularity at 42 c.
L202[17:45:06] <xxcoder> 🤔
L203[18:00:53] <packbart> sounds like a veritable plan
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L205[18:50:07] <xxcoder> "you construct an orbital magma cannon. steam sets fire to your home folder."
L206[18:50:14] <xxcoder> I guess too many steamy pictures of magma
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