OCLogs: 2025-08-10.log

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L2[01:03:00] <Deddly> !mission

L3[01:03:00] <LunchBot> Bill drops a superconducting space pen into an open floor hatch; this causes mystery goo to be emitted from several of the spacecraft's key systems. Firefox eats all your RAM before you can complete your mission.

L4[01:03:33] <Deddly> That's a shame. Sounded fun.

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L16[05:38:04] <FLHerne> .mission add You vow never to use science to hurt anyone. Except yourself - you don't think that counts.

L17[05:38:04] <LunchBot> Added mission: You vow never to use science to hurt anyone. Except yourself - you don't think that counts.

L18[05:48:04] <Mat2ch> But just hurting yourself isn't science. And not writing the results down isn't science. Also do multiple tests. :D

L19[05:53:54] <FLHerne> .quote stapp

L20[05:53:54] <LunchBot> "There was one obvious benefit at least: Dr. Stapp could write extremely accurate physiological, not to mention psychological, reports concerning the effects of the experiments on his subject, Capt. Stapp."

L21[05:54:51] <FLHerne> .mission add You perform all your calculations in a sans-serif font where I, l and 1 are virtually identical.

L22[05:54:51] <LunchBot> Added mission: You perform all your calculations in a sans-serif font where I, l and 1 are virtually identical.

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L29[06:49:25] <Benjamin> .mission

L30[06:49:25] <LunchBot> You play Spacebase DF-9. And everyone lived happily ever after.

L31[06:49:42] <Benjamin> Never heard of that.

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L33[07:12:02] <packbart> me neither. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spacebase_DF-9

L34[07:12:37] <packbart> "The community fork of this game has also since been abandoned"

L35[07:18:18] <packbart> !mission add You buy the Premium dV Bundle in the KSP store.

L36[07:18:18] <LunchBot> Added mission: You buy the Premium dV Bundle in the KSP store.

L37[07:18:52] <packbart> !mission fixup s/Premium/Legendary/

L38[07:18:52] <LunchBot> New text is: You buy the Legendary dV Bundle in the KSP store.

L39[07:19:30] <packbart> Stage Armor!

L40[07:22:39] <packbart> "in the store" or "from the store"?

L41[07:23:43] <packbart> !mission fixup s/in the/from the/

L42[07:23:43] <LunchBot> New text is: You buy the Legendary dV Bundle from the KSP store.

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L45[07:56:00] <Benjamin> .mission

L46[07:56:00] <LunchBot> You stage a cage fight between Maxwell's demon and Laplace's demon. Although sugar and caffeine can keep you vaguely awake for a long while, they don't work forever.

L47[08:00:39] <packbart> it's going to take a few aeons, I guess?

L48[08:01:13] <packbart> Hilbert Cage

L49[08:04:48] <Benjamin> I'm not cultured enough to understand the reference. =(

L50[08:05:47] <packbart> I am not overly familiar with https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilbert_space either, to be honest

L51[08:18:48] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You buy the Legendary Premium Gold Limited Edition Lifetime subscription which contains a premium golden KSC flag and a permanent 5% increase in SRB ISP.

L52[08:18:48] <LunchBot> Added mission: You buy the Legendary Premium Gold Limited Edition Lifetime subscription which contains a premium golden KSC flag and a permanent 5% increase in SRB ISP.

L53[08:21:10] <Benjamin> Oh man. If KSP were made by an "AAA" publisher, that's what we'd get.

L54[08:21:31] <KrazyKrl> ;mission fixup s/permanent//

L55[08:21:31] <LunchBot> New text is: You buy the Legendary Premium Gold Limited Edition Lifetime subscription which contains a premium golden KSC flag and a 5% increase in SRB ISP.

L56[08:21:44] <KrazyKrl> ;mission fixup s/ / /

L57[08:21:44] <LunchBot> New text is: You buy the Legendary Premium Gold Limited Edition Lifetime subscription which contains a premium golden KSC flag and a 5% increase in SRB ISP.

L58[08:21:50] <KrazyKrl> mmm, cursed fixup

L59[08:23:27] <packbart> ugh. I've got to do my daily contracts to farm enough Kerbcoin for the next launch pass

L60[08:23:48] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You publish the first septuple A game.

L61[08:23:48] <LunchBot> Added mission: You publish the first septuple A game.

L62[08:24:09] <Benjamin> I buy mine for just $9.99.

L63[08:24:17] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The quantity of middle managers increases at an exponential rate.

L64[08:24:17] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The quantity of middle managers increases at an exponential rate.

L65[08:27:21] * packbart imagines a large stack of Z-200 Rechargeable Battery Banks

L66[08:28:34] <KrazyKrl> :mission add Your KSP premium subscription ends, which causes the "End Flight" button to have a 24 hour cooldown. (More End Flight tokens are available on the KSP shop for $5.99 per half dozen tokens.)

L67[08:28:34] <LunchBot> Added mission: Your KSP premium subscription ends, which causes the "End Flight" button to have a 24 hour cooldown. (More End Flight tokens are available on the KSP shop for $5.99 per half dozen tokens.)

L68[08:29:52] <KrazyKrl> it was either ending flights having a CD... or something more diabolical. Like charging you funds to clean up rocket debris if you're not subscribed to KSP premium gold tier.

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L70[08:32:12] <KrazyKrl> of course, you have KSP premium bronze tier(free), KSP premium silver tier($84.99/36mo.), and KSP premium gold tier($225.99/96mo. BEST DEAL!!!)

L71[08:32:33] <packbart> well, time-warp is locked without the subscription

L72[08:32:40] <Benjamin> LOL!

L73[08:32:51] <KrazyKrl> physics warp only, unless subscribed.

L74[08:32:55] <Benjamin> Can I pay in Kerbal Krypto?

L75[08:34:00] <KrazyKrl> no, you need to use paladium ingots.

L76[08:34:06] <packbart> non-krakenable tokens

L77[08:35:47] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You create non-fungible Kerbals.

L78[08:35:47] <LunchBot> Added mission: You create non-fungible Kerbals.

L79[08:36:29] <packbart> they don't mold?

L80[08:36:57] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You create non-fungusable Kerbals.

L81[08:36:57] <LunchBot> Added mission: You create non-fungusable Kerbals.

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L83[08:49:04] <raptop> What happens if you put bleach in the kerbal cloning vats?

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L85[09:22:27] <packbart> Albino Kerbals

L86[09:36:50] <Benjamin> LOL!

L87[09:38:54] <Benjamin> Who would do such a montrous thing?

L88[09:43:47] <KrazyKrl> It doesn't turn them albino...

L89[09:43:53] <KrazyKrl> it turns them into mystery goo.

L90[09:45:34] <FLHerne> .mission add However many times you try, the captcha protecting your control interface doesn't recognize you as a Kerbal.

L91[09:45:34] <LunchBot> Added mission: However many times you try, the captcha protecting your control interface doesn't recognize you as a Kerbal.

L92[09:47:50] <FLHerne> .outcome add You are automatically segmented.

L93[09:47:50] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You are automatically segmented.

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L97[09:51:07] <Benjamin> .mission

L98[09:51:07] <LunchBot> You post a series of 2-4 hour long youtube videos about your unique physics discovery and how there is a shadowy conspiracy trying to stop you. Mission went well... in your dreams. Reality is not as nice, unfortunately.

L99[09:51:56] <Benjamin> Got demonetized.

L100[10:09:29] <Benjamin> .mission

L101[10:09:30] <LunchBot> Your space station's only operational drinking fountain suddenly goes out-of-order. You blow your advance on Ovalkwik and fresh kittens.

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L106[11:14:22] <Benjamin> .mission

L107[11:14:22] <LunchBot> You repeatedly play Star Wars sound effects to Werhner Von Kerman's mynah bird. The tech tree bears an explosive fruit.

L108[11:14:34] <xxcoder> lol

L109[12:02:27] <xxcoder> oh no! "You finally cave in and push the big red button. Jeb dies."

L110[12:10:17] <Benjamin> .mission

L111[12:10:17] <LunchBot> You start liveblogging your mission on #kspofficial. You are diagnosed with early-onset unemployment.

L112[12:10:31] <Benjamin> LOL!

L113[12:12:21] <xxcoder> lol

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L115[13:03:53] <Benjamin> WOOOOO!!! For only the second time in 13 years of playing KSP, I landed a rover on Tylo. =)

L116[13:04:01] <Benjamin> No cheating. =)

L117[13:04:03] <xxcoder> yay!

L118[13:04:27] <xxcoder> ;mission add You outline a plan to land a rover on Tylo.

L119[13:04:27] <LunchBot> Added mission: You outline a plan to land a rover on Tylo.

L120[13:04:52] <Benjamin> Nice!

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L125[14:03:54] <Benjamin> .mission

L126[14:03:54] <LunchBot> You design and build a complete space program using nothing but cans of Spam. You decide to retire before anyone notices how this is going.

L127[14:04:07] <Benjamin> MOAR SPAM!

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L132[14:45:41] <raptop> !mission add You attempt to purchase a mach diamond ring from the KSC gift shop.

L133[14:45:41] <LunchBot> Added mission: You attempt to purchase a mach diamond ring from the KSC gift shop.

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L145[21:54:15] <xxcoder> "You see that one of your control rods is stuck and manually pull it up. BOOM!!! "

L146[21:54:17] <xxcoder> boom.

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L148[22:08:43] <raptop> It's fine, just a BLEVE induced by prompt criticality

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L153[23:46:03] <Izzy> I want to BLEVE

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