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L15[03:04:14] <sandbox> !mission

L16[03:04:14] <LunchBot> You replace all hashtags with octothorpes. The metaphor breaks your spine.

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L19[03:23:43] <FLHerne> .outcome add Your plans are overruled by the Law of Gross Tonnage.

L20[03:23:43] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your plans are overruled by the Law of Gross Tonnage.

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L25[08:07:27] <FLHerne> .mission add Jeb overclocks random utilities around the space center to see what happens.

L26[08:07:27] <LunchBot> Added mission: Jeb overclocks random utilities around the space center to see what happens.

L27[08:07:43] <FLHerne> .mission fixup s/utilities/appliances/

L28[08:07:43] <LunchBot> New text is: Jeb overclocks random appliances around the space center to see what happens.

L31[10:11:16] <xxcoder> ;mission add You attempt to overclock the booster.

L32[10:11:16] <LunchBot> Added mission: You attempt to overclock the booster.

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L46[12:55:47] <raptop> !mission

L47[12:55:47] <LunchBot> To your horror, it suddenly dawns on you that the countdown has just passed T-3 seconds and you have the Holy Gas Generator of Antioch installed. Thank you for holding. You are moving forward in the queue.

L48[12:56:44] <raptop> Either the rocket is going to explode while the crew is on hold, or mission control is on hold, and will be until long after the fires have stopped burning

L49[12:57:57] <Althego> hehe holy gas generator of antioch

L50[12:59:43] <raptop> Whoever added it was onto something

L51[13:03:53] <Mat2ch> Thou shalt count to three

L52[13:04:06] <Mat2ch> no more, no less.

L53[13:04:12] <Mat2ch> And that's the problem here :D

L55[14:16:57] <FLHerne> .mission add Jeb keeps his eyes peeled too literally.

L56[14:16:57] <LunchBot> Added mission: Jeb keeps his eyes peeled too literally.

L57[14:17:24] <FLHerne> raptop: or a countdown hold has just saved your bacon

L58[14:18:32] <raptop> hopefully

L59[14:18:38] <raptop> !mission hold hold

L60[14:18:38] <LunchBot> You attempt to HOLD HOLD HOLD a lit SRB.

L61[14:21:17] <Mat2ch> !mission

L62[14:21:17] <LunchBot> You shift into reverse and break the light speed record. Your rocket goes to jail for illegal possession of a kerbal.

L63[14:21:39] <Mat2ch> Dang. Got caught speeding.

L64[14:24:19] <raptop> Arrested for illegal possession as part of a routine traffic stop

L65[14:24:43] <xxcoder> mission is olviously about big rigs racing

L66[14:24:49] <raptop> Remember to follow the other laws if you're going to be moving ITAR-violating equipment!

L67[14:29:44] <darsie> I definitely recommend holding SRBs till all (that should) are lit. If one (that should) doesn't light, hold hold hold.

L68[14:30:25] <darsie> literally

L70[14:30:57] <darsie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkekqVPIc2M

L71[14:31:02] <Mat2ch> Would that have been possible with the space shuttle?

L72[14:31:05] <darsie> Electric Light Orchestra - Hold On Tight (Official Video)

L73[14:31:32] <darsie> sure. Only the SRB broke up in flight, IIRC.

L74[14:32:21] <darsie> idk if they do actually hold them till they're lit properly, but I can't imagine otherwise.

L75[14:33:39] <Mat2ch> !mission

L76[14:33:39] <LunchBot> You charge your friendship drive. As you move from LKO to KEO your space ship gains potential energy and you wonder if that increases its mass, too, because E=mc^2.

L77[14:34:05] <Mat2ch> No, it's potential friendship I gained!

L78[14:34:45] <Mat2ch> !mission

L79[14:34:45] <LunchBot> You whistle the tune of "I'm walking this moon because you crashed my ship". Bill Kerman submits his revisions to your initial vehicle designs. They are almost 50% red ink by mass.

L80[14:35:34] <Mat2ch> Could be worse. I could have crashed that ship.

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L91[21:05:09] <xxcoder> "You draw the curtains on your launch window. This time it isn't as bad as when you tried it with the lemons. " 🤔

L92[22:32:54] <xxcoder> ;mission add You change the broken power button on server with a missile launch label covered switch.

L93[22:32:55] <LunchBot> Added mission: You change the broken power button on server with a missile launch label covered switch.

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L96[23:15:07] <Judge_Dedd> !mission

L97[23:15:07] <LunchBot> You get a gravity assist from Jool. KAIB announced that it was writing a safety digest into this incident. Having assessed further evidence which has come to light since this decision was taken, KAIB has now decided to carry out an investigation.

L98[23:20:29] <xxcoder> ;outcome add Minmun gets gravity assist from your craft.

L99[23:20:30] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Minmun gets gravity assist from your craft.