L14[01:41:53] <Judge_Dedd> !mission

L15[01:41:53] <LunchBot> You discover that Kerbals are the product of a zombie apocalypse. It explains the stumbling, mismatched eyes, strange diet and fragmented state of technology. You accidentally wipe out all sea life except jellyfish, I hope you're happy with yourself.

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L22[04:55:21] <packbart> Jellyfish would never be mistaken as zombies

L23[04:55:25] <packbart> !mission

L24[04:55:25] <LunchBot> You choose to go to the Mun, not because it is easy... but because it was a mis-click and you don't want to lose rep by abandoning the contract. The lunar bunnies are now on the endangered species list.

L25[04:55:44] <packbart> Successful tourist contract

L26[04:56:00] <packbart> Mun Safari

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L71[11:39:30] <Benjamin> .mission

L72[11:39:30] <LunchBot> You liven up your mod mix by installing Atom instead of RSS. SHODAN is horrified by your lack of ethics. (Also at your not being a machine)

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L94[13:24:10] <Benjamin> ,mission

L95[13:24:14] <Benjamin> .mission

L96[13:24:14] <LunchBot> You move space. You devour the Grey Goo.

L97[13:50:16] <xxcoder> "you're the grey goo? no, I am the grey goo!"

L98[13:53:48] <Benjamin> Is that a reference to a movie?

L99[13:54:51] <xxcoder> I vaguely remember it yes but I cant remember

L100[13:55:23] <Benjamin> Ah

L101[13:56:29] <xxcoder> closest thing I can find is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHsn2smp4N4

L102[13:56:33] <xxcoder> but dunno

L103[13:56:55] <Benjamin> LOL!

L104[13:57:26] <Deddly> !mission

L105[13:57:26] <LunchBot> You introduce Jeb's BadS Workshop to the Astronaut Training School. You get high.

L106[13:57:41] <Deddly> Benjamin: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gray_goo

L107[13:58:41] <Benjamin> Thanks!

L108[14:01:25] <xxcoder> ah thought it was the quote I made lol

L109[14:01:47] <xxcoder> yeah grey goo is dang scary if it ever happens. quite low likehood but yeah

L110[14:06:51] <xxcoder> reminds me of that story where world is divided by half by buying, the people who wanted to have lower tech colonize (think ludditates or something) and other half was mining company. latter was trying to get rid of those colony so they can mine the rest of world. so they start pollute stuff. colony have hired smuggler to bring in germs that can live in any envorment and is bad for any tech

L111[14:07:20] <xxcoder> in end, miner company left before it could infest their tech, and world is marked do not land

L112[14:08:11] <Benjamin> Was that a book?

L113[14:08:22] <xxcoder> yeah

L114[14:09:16] <Benjamin> Sounded almost familiar, but it escapes me in my old age.

L115[14:14:04] <xxcoder> yeah been quite a while since I read it

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L120[14:55:01] <xxcoder> lol " Oh Kountdown! The VAB collapses."

L121[14:55:09] <xxcoder> shortest one from trmnl plugin so far

L128[18:30:54] <xxcoder> " You discover a highly localized distortion of the space-time continuum. You are filled with deuterium. "

L129[18:31:34] <xxcoder> that reminded me of that book where theres strange space portal that ships never returns from

L130[18:31:53] <xxcoder> turns out it was pretty different universe, and portal go stright into ocean of heavy water.

L131[18:32:07] <xxcoder> normally portals is in space

L132[18:32:48] <xxcoder> anyway at one point of story, they get a sample of water from ocean, which is apparently not salty at all. after testing it for a bit, someone drinks a bit of it

L133[18:33:25] <xxcoder> "tastes like just water" scientist (just discovering exactly what it is) "oh you didn't drink water"

L134[18:33:44] <xxcoder> guy takes a spit take and scientists reveals that its all heavy water lol

L135[18:35:29] <xxcoder> anyway in end 2 ships finally get into land, get fixed then launch into portal. one good guys and one from universe where theres aliens that destroy all other species that had captured one human

L136[18:36:03] <xxcoder> they finally figured some of theory so that captured human misleads aliens into extremely slow universe and gets killed after misleading for few months.

L137[18:36:19] <xxcoder> good guys warned everyone and they had built up for 20 years

L138[18:36:48] <xxcoder> definitely not top tier sci fi but was fun

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L150[23:57:47] <xxcoder> HAH! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1336486332108898364/1398908713972142202/plugin-a1cd04.png?ex=688712c3&is=6885c143&hm=d5832e21f7c85c7ea84ba27071f3d7d7ac56e4a7c0f56e84b10fada65f0a69c4&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=873&height=524