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L11[01:01:14] <Mat2ch> So, the Prince of Darkness is dead. I can't say that I'm surprised, but still

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L15[01:29:45] <FLHerne> .outcome add Your mission did not earn such a cool outcome.

L16[01:29:45] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your mission did not earn such a cool outcome.

L17[01:30:11] <FLHerne> .outcome add You return to your craft to discover you left your keys several miles away.

L18[01:30:11] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You return to your craft to discover you left your keys several miles away.

L19[01:31:03] <FLHerne> .mission add Your craft is too wide, so you pull the sides in with chains and a coffin hoist to make it fit.

L20[01:31:03] <LunchBot> Added mission: Your craft is too wide, so you pull the sides in with chains and a coffin hoist to make it fit.

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L24[02:14:56] <Mat2ch> FLHerne: How much of this correlates with reality?

L25[03:10:40] <FLHerne> Mat2ch: the last two, quite a lot :0

L26[03:10:47] <FLHerne> er, :p

L27[03:23:11] <Mat2ch> where did you get the coffin hoist?

L28[03:25:15] <Althego> have you ever seen a kerbal die of natural causes and leaving behind a corpse? probably even then they just go poof

L29[03:25:23] <Althego> so why would they have coffins

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L32[03:55:06] <Mat2ch> To hide their snacks

L35[05:07:25] <Mat2ch> .oO( Remember, kids, when your dishwasher stinks, clean the sump )

L36[05:24:17] <FLHerne> Mat2ch: borrowed it from Dutton drydock, along with some odd bits of scrap to build a rudder

L37[05:24:25] <FLHerne> Althego: good point

L38[05:24:39] <FLHerne> perhaps there are Kerbal vampires

L39[05:25:23] <Althego> depends of the type of vampire

L40[05:26:06] <Althego> in some universes they are biological. in other they can be several types, some being undead, others not

L41[05:43:58] <packbart> I vaguely remember a bad movie... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_2

L42[05:44:08] <packbart> "goblins who turn people into plant matter to eat them" sounds like Kerbal Vampires :)

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L53[09:55:20] <raptop> Althego: Are we sure that kerbals don't become force ghosts?

L54[09:55:32] <raptop> (...which I guess explains the Kraken. It's actually kerbal ghosts)

L55[09:55:36] <Althego> those still dont need coffins

L56[09:56:31] <raptop> !choose coffins|drop pods

L57[09:56:31] <LunchBot> coffins

L58[09:56:35] <raptop> hrm

L59[10:01:20] <xxcoder> lol got mission I added a while ago on my trmnl. " You need to install module #18271haz-8ab to socket #1701a-us at rocket section #9ajz-1-ab. Bill Kerman dies of G-force damage. "

L60[10:01:46] <xxcoder> poor bill tho

L61[10:08:13] <raptop> !outcome add Bill Kerman reminds you that the tourists need to survive to recovery for you to get paid.

L62[10:08:13] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Bill Kerman reminds you that the tourists need to survive to recovery for you to get paid.

L63[10:54:00] <raptop> !mission add You pour LOX on your crew's breakfast bagels.

L64[10:54:00] <LunchBot> Added mission: You pour LOX on your crew's breakfast bagels.

L65[11:06:47] <xxcoder> ;mission add Jeb adds some laxatives to Bobs meal before Bobs space walk.

L66[11:06:47] <LunchBot> Added mission: Jeb adds some laxatives to Bobs meal before Bobs space walk.

L67[11:07:36] <xxcoder> ;outcome add You use laxatives as emergency dV.

L68[11:07:37] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You use laxatives as emergency dV.

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L74[11:42:19] <raptop> ick

L75[11:47:05] <xxcoder> yup

L79[12:15:37] <Mat2ch> but that should be a mission

L80[12:43:00] <xxcoder> ok

L81[12:43:08] <xxcoder> ;outcome deleye You use laxatives as emergency dV.

L82[12:43:08] <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "deleye You use laxatives as emergency dV.".

L83[12:43:13] <xxcoder> ;outcome delete You use laxatives as emergency dV.

L84[12:43:13] <LunchBot> Deleted outcome: "You use laxatives as emergency dV."

L85[12:43:25] <xxcoder> ;mission add You use laxatives as emergency dV.

L86[12:43:25] <LunchBot> Added mission: You use laxatives as emergency dV.

L88[14:06:09] <Deddly> !mission

L89[14:06:09] <LunchBot> You start designing a tip-jet powered rocket helicopter that can fly to orbit. The numbers don't add up so you add a giant centrifugal aerospike. Westley Kerman returns, years later, as the new Dread Pirate Roberts.

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L107[22:58:10] <Deddly> !mission

L108[22:58:11] <LunchBot> You attempt to spin-stabilize a tennis racket. The mission conclusively demonstrates overcaniality, but the naysayers refuse to accept it.

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