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L14[06:33:18] <Deddly> !mission

L15[06:33:18] <LunchBot> You attempt to undo a network ban. Wow, is it VℓIλλ already? You better hurry up.

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L21[08:35:35] <FLHerne> xxcoder: ARCA speedrum

L22[08:35:37] <FLHerne> n

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L37[17:25:36] <FLHerne> .mission You get Jebediah Kerman to complete all your risk assessments.

L38[17:25:36] <LunchBot> No mission found matching "You get Jebediah Kerman to complete all your risk assessments.".

L39[17:25:40] <FLHerne> .mission add You get Jebediah Kerman to complete all your risk assessments.

L40[17:25:40] <LunchBot> Added mission: You get Jebediah Kerman to complete all your risk assessments.

L41[17:25:45] <FLHerne> .mission

L42[17:25:45] <LunchBot> You hold a black hole sale on black friday. This roll of the dice just wasn't in the cards as you kicked a field goal over the blue line for a 3-point checkmate pit stop kickflip.

L43[17:25:48] <FLHerne> .mission

L44[17:25:48] <LunchBot> Your finger slips, and you type ";fission" instead of ";mission." At least the bomb squad successfully set off the bomb.

L45[17:26:44] <FLHerne> so I nuked everyone by typo, but at least the bomb squad are competent

L46[17:55:28] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add And that

L47[17:55:28] <LunchBot> Added outcome: And that

L48[17:55:31] <KrazyKrl> blargh

L49[17:56:07] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome fixup s/And that/And that was how you put the romance back in necromancy./

L50[17:56:07] <LunchBot> New text is: And that was how you put the romance back in necromancy.

L51[18:03:01] <xxcoder> ;outcome add Your mission was so successful that kerbal vats have overproduced and you have too many kerbals in crew list.

L52[18:03:01] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your mission was so successful that kerbal vats have overproduced and you have too many kerbals in crew list.

L53[18:05:45] <xxcoder> ;outcome add Shocking, Jeb have lived. Which made dealing with another Jeb just decanted from vats awkward.

L54[18:05:45] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Shocking, Jeb have lived. Which made dealing with another Jeb just decanted from vats awkward.

L55[18:13:38] <Tank2333> .mission

L56[18:13:38] <LunchBot> You barbecue a roll. The space HOA calls you in for various violations you did on that mission.

L57[18:15:47] <Deddly> !mission

L58[18:15:48] <LunchBot> Your hype train exceeds 88 miles per hour. You arrive in version 13.3. There is far too much ash and soot for the fire to be called "cleansing".

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L63[20:34:20] <packbart> woot, ash and soot feature confirmed

L64[20:45:47] <xxcoder> fire just isnt hot enough to burn ashes and soot

L65[20:54:45] <Mat2ch> !mission

L66[20:54:45] <LunchBot> Jeb challenges Bill and Bob to determine the scoville value of monoprop. Overflow of 64-bit Unix timestamps crashes the game before the chain of explosions has finished simulating, so you never actually die.

L67[20:55:06] <Mat2ch> and actually never know.

L68[20:56:57] <xxcoder> its infinite scoville of course

L69[20:57:04] <xxcoder> its why game crashed

L70[21:04:08] <Mat2ch> NAN!

L75[22:48:21] <xxcoder> thankfully. "You talk Danny2462 into managing your space program while you're away. It's not a warcrime the first time. "

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L79[23:57:15] <FLHerne> .mission add You decide to name all the continents.

L80[23:57:15] <LunchBot> Added mission: You decide to name all the continents.