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L3[00:12:35] <xxcoder> "You have the bored computer replaced with a Dell laptop. All your resources are immediately irreversibly deleted. "

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L16[08:34:31] <Deddly> !mission

L17[08:34:31] <LunchBot> Based on an idea that came to you in a dream, you set out to build a scaffold around the sun. In your dream, it was speculated to be a portal, and also tiny. So you want to build a scaffold around it for a reason that isn't entirely clear to you now but that made perfect sense in the dream so you're rolling with it. The aspect ratio changes ominously.

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L23[09:25:18] <Deddly> !mission

L24[09:25:19] <LunchBot> You pet Kountdown. Perhaps you should have double checked your staging first.

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L28[10:51:15] <Althego> that is whyy the datacenter burnt down

L29[10:51:22] <Althego> wrong staging

L30[11:10:33] <FLHerne> .stupid meanwhile, he has

L31[11:10:33] <LunchBot> No quote found matching "meanwhile, he has".

L32[11:10:38] <FLHerne> .stupid meanwhile

L33[11:10:38] <LunchBot> "Next, a bunch of drones come out of the blimp, jump inside some rectangles, jump inside another blimp, and turn into a bigger rectangle. Meanwhile, a small blimp goes inside a big blimp. This is starting to seem like a really great idea."

L34[11:10:41] <FLHerne> no

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L55[18:11:40] <xxcoder> " You press the Spacebar. You will say no more about it lest you speak ill of the dead. "

L56[18:31:17] <darsie>

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L59[19:01:18] <FLHerne> .outcome add Certain modern theories concerning the shape of the world prove to be ~disastrously~ wrong.

L60[19:01:18] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Certain modern theories concerning the shape of the world prove to be ~disastrously~ wrong.

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L67[19:27:01] <raptop> !8ball Velociraptor-shaped Earth?

L68[19:27:01] <LunchBot> You serious? I just... I just told you that, a moment ago.

L69[19:34:40] <FLHerne> .outcome add You begin to feel... pixellated?!

L70[19:34:40] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You begin to feel... pixellated?!

L71[19:37:00] <raptop> You have been dowscaled for the Kilobyte Space Program demake

L72[19:37:03] <Judge_Dedd> !outcome add You hit the ground so hard even NASA joins the Flat Earth Society.

L73[19:37:03] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You hit the ground so hard even NASA joins the Flat Earth Society.

L74[19:37:23] <Althego> nasa? not the kerbal space program?

L75[19:37:28] <Althego> and flat kerbin

L76[19:38:06] <darsie> NASA calls reduced gravity flights parabolic, so NASA is flat Earth.

L77[19:39:09] <Althego> hehe

L78[19:39:36] <Judge_Dedd> !outcome s/NASA/the Kerbal Space Program/

L79[19:39:36] <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "s/NASA/the Kerbal Space Program/".

L80[19:39:40] <Althego> remember flat earthers often cite some nasa papers where it is mentioned that for simplicity a flat and nonrotating eart his used

L81[19:39:53] <Althego> saying, aha, see, nasa admits it

L82[19:40:01] <Judge_Dedd> !outcome fixup s/NASA/the Kerbal Space Program/

L83[19:40:01] <LunchBot> New text is: You hit the ground so hard even the Kerbal Space Program joins the Flat Earth Society.

L84[19:40:09] <darsie> The crew then performs a maneuver called “injection”: the aircraft trajectory is piloted to follow a kind of parabola and the power thrust is reduced.

L85[19:40:15] <darsie> kind of parabola ...

L86[19:40:19] <darsie> https://www.nasa.gov/mission/parabolic-flight/

L87[19:40:32] <Judge_Dedd> !outcome fixup s/Earth/Kerbin/

L88[19:40:32] <LunchBot> New text is: You hit the ground so hard even the Kerbal Space Program joins the Flat Kerbin Society.

L89[19:40:35] <darsie> What's wrong with calling it elliptic?

L90[19:41:56] <raptop> Small enough horizontal (and vertical) distances that it doesn't matter?

L92[19:56:49] <darsie> a

L93[19:58:08] <darsie> Well, if local mascons make the free fall trajectory elliptic, I'm ok with that.

L95[20:30:40] <Judge_Dedd> !mission

L96[20:30:40] <LunchBot> You slow down to speed up. It appears you are trying to crash the plane. Are you sure you want to do that?

L97[20:35:33] <raptop> That works surprisingly well

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L104[21:51:46] <Deddly> Indeed

L107[22:23:23] <Mat2ch> !mission

L108[22:23:23] <LunchBot> You use your negative C3 to power an Alcubierre drive. Bill bobs about but where's Bob's bill about?

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