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L11[08:35:03] <FLHerne> .mission add Having lost all your records in yet another fire, you switch to cuneiform on clay tablets.

L12[08:35:03] <LunchBot> Added mission: Having lost all your records in yet another fire, you switch to cuneiform on clay tablets.

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L20[11:00:34] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Explosion awesomeness: NaN

L21[11:00:34] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Explosion awesomeness: NaN

L22[11:05:53] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Your death sentence is commuted due to budget cuts caused as a result of your crimes. Your new life sentence (without parole) is to teach javascript to the worst offenders in the local juvenile detention center.

L23[11:05:54] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your death sentence is commuted due to budget cuts caused as a result of your crimes. Your new life sentence (without parole) is to teach javascript to the worst offenders in the local juvenile detention center.

L24[11:07:05] <KrazyKrl> a fate worse than death imo.

L25[11:50:04] <Azander> !mission

L26[11:50:04] <LunchBot> You invent a rocket powered by lightning. The gamma flash is visible from over a gigaparsec away.

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L29[12:52:10] <Deddly> !mission

L30[12:52:10] <LunchBot> You force a game engine that was intended for casual iOS games to run a space sim. Due to confusion, you hire a logger rather than a someone with Math PHD.

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L38[15:11:22] <darsie> PhD

L39[15:11:33] <darsie> math

L40[15:12:03] <darsie> .outcome fixup s/Math PHD/math PhD/

L41[15:12:03] <LunchBot> New text is: Due to confusion, you hire a logger rather than a someone with math PhD.

L42[15:13:46] <darsie> .outcome add You cut an uncuttable particle.

L43[15:13:46] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You cut an uncuttable particle.

L44[16:07:21] <Judge_Deddly> !mission

L45[16:07:21] <LunchBot> You decide to have tea rather than coffee for fun. In the furthest reaches, beyond the abyss, you find the wreckage of those who came before you.

L46[16:07:43] <Judge_Deddly> It was the coffee that was the problem the whole time!

L47[16:15:32] <packbart> to be fair, those who came before you already made it quite far, to the furthest reaches, beyond the abyss. How much further could tea take you?

L48[16:18:02] <Judge_Deddly> Well, at least that far, apparently.

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L58[18:52:19] <raptop> !mission

L59[18:52:19] <LunchBot> You attempt to listen to Rokker talk about something for a full hour. Your tourist explodes.

L60[18:52:37] <raptop> Too bad, the discussion was interesting

L61[18:52:40] <xxcoder> you olviously have higher tolence than the tourist

L62[18:54:09] <raptop> Look, if the tourist hadn't worn nitrocellulose jeans, this wouldn't be a problem!

L63[18:54:42] <xxcoder> reminds me of that early espode of TNG

L64[18:55:00] <xxcoder> 3 fish-people have explosive suits

L65[18:55:42] <xxcoder> https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Antedian

L66[18:57:37] <xxcoder> I was wrong, it was 2 person

L67[19:01:57] <raptop> I feel like season 1 was somewhat TOS-like, season 2 was actually the one that was the weakest, and 3-7 were where TNG was its own thing?

L68[19:02:31] <xxcoder> when riker grew a beard is now defining words for series settling down and getting good

L69[19:02:44] <xxcoder> so id say youre around right

L70[19:03:20] <raptop> Of course, season 1 was okay but season 2 was bad feels like heresy >.>

L71[19:04:17] <xxcoder> ;outcome add You have added tourists to your mission, thankfully your crew caught the fact that those tourists is actually assassins, and their suits is made from ultritium.

L72[19:04:17] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You have added tourists to your mission, thankfully your crew caught the fact that those tourists is actually assassins, and their suits is made from ultritium.

L73[19:08:00] <raptop> ;outcome fixups/ is / are /

L74[19:08:00] <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "fixups/ is / are /".

L75[19:08:06] <raptop> ;outcome fixup/ is / are /

L76[19:08:06] <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "fixup/ is / are /".

L77[19:08:12] <raptop> ;outcome fixup s/ is / are /

L78[19:08:12] <LunchBot> New text is: You have added tourists to your mission, thankfully your crew caught the fact that those tourists are actually assassins, and their suits is made from ultritium.

L79[19:08:18] <raptop> syntax hard

L80[19:08:24] <xxcoder> lol well thanks

L81[19:08:29] <xxcoder> grammar hard to me

L84[20:03:19] <xxcoder> "You decide to do something about the thermite infestation in the astronaut complex. You accidentally wipe out all sea life except jellyfish, I hope you're happy with yourself. "

L85[20:03:25] <xxcoder> hard chemicals too hard

L86[20:10:35] <raptop> !outcome Your batteries thermally runaway from you, and you can't catch them.

L87[20:10:35] <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "Your batteries thermally runaway from you, and you can't catch them.".

L88[20:10:41] <raptop> !outcome add Your batteries thermally runaway from you, and you can't catch them.

L89[20:10:41] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your batteries thermally runaway from you, and you can't catch them.

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L99[22:15:13] <xxcoder> " You cook up a batch of delicious nuclear salt-water taffy. You immediately wish you hadn't skipped breakfast. "

L100[22:15:16] <xxcoder> HAH!

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