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L1[00:43:18] <raptop> !outcome add The FTS self-destructs.

L2[00:43:18] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The FTS self-destructs.

L3[00:43:34] <raptop> !outcome add The only part of the ship that doesn't explode is the FTS.

L4[00:43:34] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The only part of the ship that doesn't explode is the FTS.

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L8[01:34:03] <xxcoder> ;mission

L9[01:34:04] <LunchBot> Bill begins removing all the cream filling from all of the donuts on the ship, in order to replace a shortage of Mystery Goo. The 'days since last failure' counter on your wall looks impressive to people who don't realise it's in binary.

L10[01:34:22] <xxcoder> hah

L11[01:34:57] <xxcoder> ;mission add You have your software team start vibe-coding mission-critical software.

L12[01:34:57] <LunchBot> Added mission: You have your software team start vibe-coding mission-critical software.

L13[01:35:30] <xxcoder> ;mission fixup s/ing miss/ing the miss/

L14[01:35:30] <LunchBot> New text is: You have your software team start vibe-coding the mission-critical software.

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L19[03:36:09] <xxcoder> "Jetpack to Kerbin from Duna orbit. You launch at night and cannot locate the Sun. Unfortunately, you can locate the ground. "

L20[03:38:04] <Althego> hehe

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L26[04:26:34] <xxcoder> ;outcome add You have great landing success! You grabbed wrong mission papers so it was not correct thing to do.

L27[04:26:34] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You have great landing success! You grabbed wrong mission papers so it was not correct thing to do.

L28[05:11:56] <Althego> you were supposed to crash :)

L29[05:12:27] <Althego> there could be missions to test engines to failure or something

L30[05:13:57] <xxcoder> lol

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L32[06:07:01] <xxcoder> "You ask Sinnerman where he's going to run to. You get bored and go for lunch instead. "

L33[06:07:10] <xxcoder> oh man I forgot about sinnerman

L34[06:07:52] <xxcoder> its apparently also music

L35[06:07:59] <xxcoder> what I remember is a short story

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L38[08:07:23] <Mat2ch> raptop: the FTS has some existential crisis

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L43[10:00:16] <Judge_Deddly> !mission

L44[10:00:16] <LunchBot> You are tasked with bringing a water sample from Eve back to Kerbin. Kmath returns an invalid function call.

L45[10:00:40] <Judge_Deddly> Eve has water?

L46[10:02:44] <Althego> suposefly explodium

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L49[11:06:27] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add Your "mathematically perfect" corpse converter experiences a control excursion and converts everything nearby (including you) into corpses.

L50[11:06:27] <LunchBot> Added mission: Your "mathematically perfect" corpse converter experiences a control excursion and converts everything nearby (including you) into corpses.

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L102[17:02:13] <Judge_Deddly> !mission

L103[17:02:13] <LunchBot> Your turbopump encounters a slight turbine excursion. IWAN is forced to issue a number of warnings as derelicts from your interplanetary missions return.

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L108[19:15:12] <Deddly> IWAN do craft now?

L109[19:15:16] <Deddly> !mission

L110[19:15:17] <LunchBot> You wait weeks for that one mod to update. Your KSP install is Cursed.

L111[19:15:26] <Deddly> Heh

L112[19:16:59] <raptop> IWAN clearly had to change their policies from normal asteroids to interplanetary craft because of you

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L115[19:27:37] <xxcoder> lol

L116[19:27:40] <xxcoder> ;mission

L117[19:27:40] <LunchBot> You attempt to perform chemistry on your orbital elements. While you weren't looking, Kerbin's atmosphere gets left behind by the planet's motion.

L118[19:27:59] <xxcoder> chemistry failed

L119[19:28:24] <raptop> Also physics

L120[19:28:35] <xxcoder> yep

L121[19:30:42] <xxcoder> "You update your threat model. As you enter orbit, a police car on the surface pulls you over with a very long grappling hook and crashes you into the sea."

L122[19:30:50] <xxcoder> looks like I need to update it again

L123[19:34:42] <raptop> The update failed and corrupted your threat model

L124[19:35:33] <xxcoder> lol

L125[19:35:42] <xxcoder> and police too

L126[19:36:08] <xxcoder> and not the simple bribery type too

L127[19:40:59] <raptop> Yeah, this is more of the sort of corruption you'd see in speedrunning

L128[19:42:58] <xxcoder> fun lol

L129[19:43:28] <raptop> ocean%, I guess

L130[19:43:44] <xxcoder> reminds me of that manga

L131[19:43:53] <xxcoder> guy gets isekai'd into game he always speedruns on

L132[19:44:05] <xxcoder> he defeats the demon king in minutes

L133[19:44:32] <xxcoder> of course its not over that time, manga keeps going but yeah theres bunch of strange glitches due to strat he used

L134[19:44:46] <raptop> that sounds silly

L135[19:45:31] <xxcoder> it is

L136[19:47:28] <xxcoder> RTA Sousha wa Game Sekai kara Kaerenai if curious

L137[19:59:07] <Judge_Deddly> I just realised that Hexchat on my computer and Revolution IRC on my phone both appear to be picking the same colours for people's nicks

L138[20:05:58] <raptop> !mission add Annoyed with rockets, you attempt to develop propulsion without instrumentality.

L139[20:05:58] <LunchBot> Added mission: Annoyed with rockets, you attempt to develop propulsion without instrumentality.

L140[20:06:09] * raptop may have watched Forbidden Planet last night

L141[20:06:30] <raptop> It's possible that hexchat and revolution IRC are using the same algorithm for colors?

L142[20:10:10] <raptop> !mission normal quantity

L143[20:10:10] <LunchBot> You strap some SRBs to some track in an attempt to make a railgun. (The reappropriated track used caused a derailment with a normal quantity of fatalities.)

L144[20:11:17] <raptop> !mission add You advocate for the use of pseduo bird-jones telescopes in your spacecraft's optical instruments.

L145[20:11:17] <LunchBot> Added mission: You advocate for the use of pseduo bird-jones telescopes in your spacecraft's optical instruments.

L146[20:11:23] <raptop> [too specific?]

L147[20:18:32] <xxcoder> ;outcome add You recreated the last attempt too closely, because it included the failure at end.

L148[20:18:32] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You recreated the last attempt too closely, because it included the failure at end.

L149[20:19:17] <raptop> nice

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L158[21:01:47] <Deddly> !mission

L159[21:01:47] <LunchBot> You mistype and invite Pott Manley to an official event. The craft is eaten by a whale.

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L161[21:02:26] <raptop> Unsure if there were intermediate steps, or if the whale was named Pott Manley

L162[21:02:47] <xxcoder> maybe whale is assassin

L163[21:03:33] <raptop> Oh, is this the whale that got revenge on John McCaffee?

L164[21:07:04] <xxcoder> maybe? bit hard to tell one whale from other

L165[21:07:38] <xxcoder> ;mission add You get in and launch the rocket someone else just left on pad.

L166[21:07:39] <LunchBot> Added mission: You get in and launch the rocket someone else just left on pad.

L167[21:08:27] <raptop> Grand Theft Rocket

L168[21:08:33] <xxcoder> yup

L169[21:31:42] <xxcoder> "You attempt to calculate longitude of ascending node by hand. You are the last person ever to do this. "

L170[21:31:44] <xxcoder> HAH!

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