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L31[07:56:20] <Judge_Dedd> !mission

L32[07:56:20] <LunchBot> You wear your headphones over one eye, like a pirate. Due to your mission critical failure, fungus somehow evolved to grow on spacetime. Thankfully your solar system is always moving away from it, but it is ever-growing problem.

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L34[08:16:20] <darsie> poor Matt O'Dowd

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L41[10:07:51] <FLHerne> .outcome add You, uh, have to do this other thing, over there.

L42[10:07:51] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You, uh, have to do this other thing, over there.

L43[10:08:58] <FLHerne> .outcome add There's a brief silence. Then everyone starts screaming at you.

L44[10:08:58] <LunchBot> Added outcome: There's a brief silence. Then everyone starts screaming at you.

L45[10:09:28] <FLHerne> .outcome add No-one seems to mind.

L46[10:09:28] <LunchBot> Added outcome: No-one seems to mind.

L47[10:09:39] <FLHerne> .mission

L48[10:09:39] <LunchBot> You try to perform maintenance on your transit vehicle during the capture burn. You miss your burn because the flight computer was spamming you with "system problem detected" dialogs.

L49[10:14:18] <FLHerne> You probably should have done the maintenance *before* the burn

L50[10:27:27] <Mat2ch> FLHerne: Bad day? :D

L51[10:27:54] <FLHerne> bad week, really

L52[10:28:06] <Mat2ch> I'm having a great day here, because of a bug in production. Which has been there for years. And nobody noticed. And now I have to rush and fix it

L53[10:28:28] <FLHerne> I was tempted to add a couple of very morbid things to the bot but that would be unfair

L54[10:28:38] <Mat2ch> What's wrong on your end?

L55[10:29:42] <FLHerne> Technical problems with my boat, and my friend being in a coma after being chewed on by his.

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L58[10:33:23] <Mat2ch> Ouch

L59[10:33:30] <Mat2ch> hope gets better soon

L60[10:34:33] <Mat2ch> If it brightens you up a bit, I have to replace a part on my car, where I have to dismantel the shock absorbers. And if you dismantel the shock absorbers it's a good idea to change them as well. I see so much money floating away right now

L61[10:34:57] <Mat2ch> *Hope he gets better soon

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L68[11:38:33] <darsie> 1338

L69[11:49:45] <FLHerne> .mission add Someone you've never met gives you a pile of funds to find a use for.

L70[11:49:45] <LunchBot> Added mission: Someone you've never met gives you a pile of funds to find a use for.

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L72[12:30:23] <Mat2ch> That is nice

L73[12:48:15] <FLHerne> it's being a dramatic week

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L82[14:31:05] <FLHerne> .mission add You don't make a mistake, just a happy little accident.

L83[14:31:05] <LunchBot> Added mission: You don't make a mistake, just a happy little accident.

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L94[16:42:27] <Deddly> !mission add Someone opens a can of opesurströmming.

L95[16:42:27] <LunchBot> Added mission: Someone opens a can of opesurströmming.

L96[16:42:42] <Deddly> oops misspelled

L97[16:44:16] <Deddly> !mission fixup s/opesurströmming/surströmming/

L98[16:44:17] <LunchBot> New text is: Someone opens a can of surströmming.

L99[16:44:17] <Althego> in the cabin?

L100[16:44:28] <Althego> imagine that. you are in space and cant escape

L101[16:44:45] <Althego> on the other hand the life support system filters it out after a few days

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L107[17:06:52] <Judge_Dedd> Hehe

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L114[17:20:09] <Deddly> !mission

L115[17:20:09] <LunchBot> You throw a tantrum, because Jeb doesn't want to surrender his sandwich to you. The medical officer fills your cabin with bees for an unascertained philosophical purpose.

L116[17:20:23] <Deddly> Fair

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L119[19:37:01] <FLHerne> !mission

L120[19:37:01] <LunchBot> You instigate a discussion over the merits of a Robo-Human marriage. Jeb's body lies over the ocean; Jeb's body lies over the sea...

L121[19:37:40] <FLHerne> Just because he's abroad doesn't mean you can commit bigamy with a robot

L122[19:38:33] <Deddly> I 'made' a Jebediah Kerman theme song https://suno.com/s/eqlvrgF5UNVvhSjZ

L123[19:38:57] <Deddly> Seems relevant given that mission

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L131[20:39:00] <raptop> !outcome add The fire-surpression system ignites.

L132[20:39:00] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The fire-surpression system ignites.

L133[20:40:07] <FLHerne> .outcome fixup s/surp/suppr/

L134[20:40:07] <LunchBot> New text is: The fire-supprression system ignites.

L135[20:40:10] <FLHerne> oops

L136[20:40:18] <FLHerne> .outcome fixup s/rr/r/

L137[20:40:18] <LunchBot> New text is: The fire-suppression system ignites.

L138[20:40:36] <xxcoder> ;mission

L139[20:40:37] <LunchBot> In a bid to increase crew survivability, you stroggify your kerbals. The mission is a success, but your efforts went unnoticed: everyone was watching a cool new TV show.

L140[20:40:38] <FLHerne> .stupid fire alarm

L141[20:40:38] <LunchBot> Imagine if every person in the world had the ability, at their arbitrary whim, to anonymously activate your fire alarm inside your home. That is the reality of the telephone.

L142[20:40:40] <FLHerne> no

L143[20:40:42] <FLHerne> .stupid fire alarm

L144[20:40:42] <LunchBot> Imagine if every person in the world had the ability, at their arbitrary whim, to anonymously activate your fire alarm inside your home. That is the reality of the telephone.

L145[20:40:45] <FLHerne> bleh

L146[20:40:50] <FLHerne> .stupid smoke alarm

L147[20:40:50] <LunchBot> Don't start tearing apart smoke alarms and playing with the americium. It's mostly harmless when outside your body but if it gets in there can be trouble.

L148[20:41:04] <xxcoder> but hey success is a success

L149[20:41:26] <raptop> !stupid 3,000

L150[20:41:27] <LunchBot> Cows are large animals that are difficult to surprise and will generally resist attempts to be tipped. Estimates suggest a force of between 3,000 and 4,000 newtons (670 and 900 pounds-force) is needed, and that at least four and possibly as many as fourteen people would be required to achieve this.

L151[20:41:34] <raptop> !stupid 3,000 homes

L152[20:41:34] <LunchBot> No quote found matching "3,000 homes".

L153[20:41:40] <raptop> !stupid 3,000 hous

L154[20:41:40] <LunchBot> 3,000 households in Cambridgeshire have been warned of an "extremely small" risk their smoke alarms may catch fire.

L155[20:42:04] <FLHerne> that's the one

L156[20:45:01] <raptop> Does it still alert you if it catches on fire, though?

L157[20:47:25] <Deddly> BEEP BEEP Fzzzzz....

L158[21:16:05] <xxcoder> rap thats an race condition between trigger or critical parts being destroyed

L159[21:18:03] <raptop> Hm, if you have multiple sufficiently independent smoke alarms, one getting burny should cause the other to alert you

L160[21:18:24] <raptop> ...I guess technically all smoke alarms are at risk of a race condition, though

L161[21:22:35] <Mat2ch> Are we talking about the heat death again?

L162[21:24:16] <raptop> More that the building they're in could burn down

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