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L1[00:09:36] <darsie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2KszuJdbcA
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L26[08:48:30] <Deddly> !mission
L27[08:48:30] <LunchBot> You slam the table with the pamphlet containing your thesis on astrological engineering. The results are everything you expected, and more. A lot more.
L28[08:49:03] <Deddly> LOL that basically just happened on the forum
L29[08:49:36] <Althego> astrological engineering?
L30[08:49:50] <Althego> you cant even have astronautic engineering anymore
L31[08:50:01] <Althego> much less astrological
L32[08:53:50] <Mat2ch> Deddly: link or never happend!
L33[08:55:06] <Deddly> Well, the "engineering" part might not quite fit
L34[08:57:33] <Mat2ch> Did someone suggest crystals for a better launch or landing?
L35[08:57:39] <Deddly> The link won't work but it was Anthony Boston trying to sell this https://www.waterstones.com/book/massive-bombshell/anthony-of-boston/9798338620700
L36[08:58:22] <Mat2ch> lolwut
L37[08:58:29] <Althego> lol
L38[08:58:41] <Deddly> Yes.
L39[08:58:50] <Mat2ch> did someone mess up correlation and causation again?
L40[08:59:20] <Deddly> Get this... even the correlation didn’t add up
L41[08:59:34] <packbart> statistical correlations are fun. they can prove anything
L42[09:00:24] <Deddly> He also uses words he doesn't understand, lile "axial tilt"
L43[09:00:31] <Deddly> "When Mars is going further out from earth, it is also when Mars's gravity is puling Earth’s axial tilt towards the sun,"
L44[09:00:37] <Althego> https://www.tylervigen.com/spurious/correlation/1339_the-distance-between-saturn-and-the-sun_correlates-with_baidus-stock-price
L45[09:01:22] <Deddly> Althego, yeah, several of those were posted in the thread :)
L46[09:02:37] <packbart> the most creepy one was a street light that had a habit of turning off just when I passed it with the dog
L47[09:03:06] <packbart> turns out that we almost always came across there at 23:00 when half the street lights were turned off
L48[09:03:13] <Althego> also when you didnt, just couldnt see it then
L49[09:03:15] <packbart> I blame the dog. she picked the time
L50[09:04:32] <Deddly> https://www.tylervigen.com/spurious/correlation/image/5912_popularity-of-the-first-name-alix_correlates-with_carjackings-in-the-us_mobile.svg
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L55[11:15:56] <Deddly> !mission
L56[11:15:56] <LunchBot> You roll up a new party for tonight's session of Kobold Space Program. This really makes it sink in that kerbals have teeth.
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L58[11:27:05] <Mat2ch> !mission
L59[11:27:05] <LunchBot> In a woeful misunderstanding of engine performance, you electrocute some diamonds. Something suddenly appears behind your ba.
L60[11:27:39] <Mat2ch> ba?
L61[11:27:56] <Althego> nothing personal kid
L62[11:28:03] <Althego> and stabs you
L63[11:28:35] <Althego> this is the second outcome where the forced . is making it worse
L64[11:31:33] <Mat2ch> maybe adding two dots would help
L65[11:31:41] <Mat2ch> "behind your ba..."
L66[11:31:51] <Mat2ch> but a sudden stop would fit better, yes
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L69[11:58:30] <sandbox> !mission
L70[11:58:30] <LunchBot> You goad Munwig and Munbald Kerman into a duel to the death. You get wedged under the R&D bridge.
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L76[14:24:56] <Deddly> !outcome fixup s/ba/ba../
L77[14:24:56] <LunchBot> New text is: Something suddenly appears behind your ba..
L78[14:25:19] <Deddly> Oh wait. I have to add three, I think
L79[14:25:31] <darsie> Yes, you have to.
L80[14:25:37] <Deddly> !outcome fixup s/ba../ba.../
L81[14:25:37] <LunchBot> New text is: Something suddenly appears behind your ba...
L82[14:25:47] <darsie> ...
L83[14:26:05] <Deddly> !mission
L84[14:26:05] <LunchBot> A pineapple pizza, tumbling in zero-g, slaps across Jeb's face in the command seat. The global economy collapses for totally related reasons.
L85[14:26:19] <darsie> …
L86[14:26:46] <Deddly> Pineapple pizza actually turns out to be literally evil?
L87[14:30:49] <Deddly> Don't tell anyone, but I like pineapple on pizza
L88[14:32:10] <darsie> Would it be ok if I killed them after telling them?
L89[14:33:26] <darsie> Or ... loading a previous save?
L90[14:33:44] <darsie> Just to see how they react.
L91[14:43:04] <Pinkbeast> I accept there can be varying opinions about pineapple on pizza. One may consider it either threat or menace.
L92[14:44:40] <Mat2ch> maybe there was an alien invasion where they brought unlimited pinapple pizza?
L93[14:44:59] <Mat2ch> unlimited food from the outside would cause the economy to collapse
L94[14:45:35] <Althego> that sounds like the pineapple pizza is a f acehugger
L95[14:45:36] <darsie> Would unlimited pizza cause a big bang?
L96[14:47:28] <Deddly> Unlimited is not the same as infinite
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L101[14:59:17] <FLHerne> Althego: I have removed the . thing
L102[14:59:45] <FLHerne> this might cause other missions to look bad but at least that's correctable
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L104[15:00:55] <Mat2ch> !outcome menace
L105[15:00:55] <LunchBot> The resulting rocket is of the finest craftkerbalship. It menaces with spikes of boosters.
L106[15:00:58] <Mat2ch> !outcome menace
L107[15:00:58] <LunchBot> The resulting rocket is of the finest craftkerbalship. It menaces with spikes of boosters.
L108[15:01:04] <Mat2ch> !outcome ba
L109[15:01:04] <LunchBot> A kerbal named Maxwell sees, through the storm, three descending streams of fire and then nothing but darkness. All sound is torn away by the wind.
L110[15:01:26] <Mat2ch> Not sure what I tried to achieve here
L111[15:03:01] <FLHerne> .outcome fixup s/ba.../ba/
L112[15:03:01] <LunchBot> No recently-mentioned outcome found matching "ba...".
L113[15:03:05] <FLHerne> bleh
L114[15:03:11] <FLHerne> .outcome your ba...
L115[15:03:11] <LunchBot> Something suddenly appears behind your ba...
L116[15:03:14] <FLHerne> .outcome fixup s/ba.../ba/
L117[15:03:14] <LunchBot> New text is: Something suddenly appears behind your ba
L118[15:03:26] <FLHerne> I think it's funnier like that, and it should actually work now
L119[15:03:37] <Althego> i think the ... would have worked without the fix, because it put the . there if there was none at the end
L120[15:03:45] <FLHerne> it would have
L121[15:04:18] <FLHerne> it's not so much a fix as "why did I think that was a good idea in the first place?"
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L125[15:26:36] <darsie> .choose R|L
L126[15:26:36] <LunchBot> L
L127[15:30:03] <sandbox> .choose 1|2
L128[15:30:03] <LunchBot> 1
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L142[17:31:33] <sandbox> !mission
L143[17:31:33] <LunchBot> You put a spaceplane into a regular plane to see whether it is somehow different from the usual metaplaning. The front fell off.
L144[17:32:22] <Althego> hehe
L145[17:32:25] <Althego> as it often does
L146[17:32:37] <Althego> even though it is not made of cardboard
L147[17:32:48] <Althego> but at least you tow it outside the environment
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L153[19:00:24] <FLHerne> .outcome add Your budget meam
L154[19:00:24] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your budget meam
L155[19:00:28] <FLHerne> oops
L156[19:01:11] <FLHerne> .outcome add Your budget makes no allowance for food, but they give out free samples at the supermarket. You just need a couple of disguises.
L157[19:01:12] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your budget makes no allowance for food, but they give out free samples at the supermarket. You just need a couple of disguises.
L158[19:01:25] <xxcoder> lol
L159[19:02:21] <xxcoder> ;mission add You discover a way to underflow your budget to negative number, which means unlimited budget!
L160[19:02:21] <LunchBot> Added mission: You discover a way to underflow your budget to negative number, which means unlimited budget!
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L164[21:00:33] <darsie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agwKNLoU6g8&t=1386s
L165[21:00:51] <darsie> 4,000-Joule Exploding Wire Machine
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L167[21:10:20] <sandbox> !mission
L168[21:10:20] <LunchBot> You are ordered to make 30 feet tall rocket, but you only have 2 of 6 feet long sections, 5 feet long engines, and 8 feet long cone. You take an Environment Sample of Kerbin's low orbit.
L169[21:11:35] <xxcoder> uhh I think I was one to add that mission lol
L170[21:11:47] <xxcoder> sounds like a success though!
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L179[23:13:22] <FLHerne> .outcome add You lose an engine to a bird strike.
L180[23:13:22] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You lose an engine to a bird strike.
L181[23:13:25] <FLHerne> .mission
L182[23:13:25] <LunchBot> You listen to some music GreeningGalaxy recommended on the forums. Haha! YOU'RE DEAD!
L183[23:15:30] <FLHerne> a remake of The Ring in audio format, for accessibility by the blind
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L185[23:19:58] <packbart> .oO( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Air_(Doctor_Who) )
L186[23:20:14] <packbart> "A pirate radio station in the 1960s is threatened by an alien called the Hush, who kills everything that makes noise."
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L190[23:51:56] <darsie> .outcome add You tunnel through that mountain peak.
L191[23:51:56] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You tunnel through that mountain peak.
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