OCLogs: 2025-01-12.log

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L2[00:57:12] <raptop> !outcome add Your space agency is sold to a private equity firm.

L3[00:57:12] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your space agency is sold to a private equity firm.

L4[01:20:34] <raptop> "Continuing with the dystopian theme, we're now going to Paris"

L5[01:20:38] <raptop> (ah, AGDQ)

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L35[10:28:22] <FLHerne> .outcome add You experience some kind of existential failure.

L36[10:28:22] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You experience some kind of existential failure.

L37[10:46:25] <Mat2ch> That sounds like you dieded

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L40[11:39:17] <sandbox> !mission

L41[11:39:17] <LunchBot> You build a quasi-autonomous non-governmental rocket. Your escapades catch the eye of Hollywood and they make a film, unfortunately it is directed by Uwe Boll.

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L45[11:51:37] <Althego> haha

L46[11:52:26] <Deddly> !mission

L47[11:52:26] <LunchBot> GladOS attempts to kill you. You realise you are watching a youtube video.

L48[11:52:35] <Deddly> Truth

L49[11:54:26] <Deddly> !outcome add To your horror, you realise that Twitch chat has the controls, and most of the people chatting are bots.

L50[11:54:26] <LunchBot> Added outcome: To your horror, you realise that Twitch chat has the controls, and most of the people chatting are bots.

L51[11:55:03] <Deddly> !mission fixup s/people/accounts/

L52[11:55:04] <LunchBot> No recently-mentioned mission found matching "people".

L53[11:55:25] <Deddly> !outcome fixup s/people/accounts/

L54[11:55:26] <LunchBot> New text is: To your horror, you realise that Twitch chat has the controls, and most of the accounts chatting are bots.

L55[11:56:01] <Deddly> !outcome fixup s/are/are controlled by/

L56[11:56:01] <LunchBot> New text is: To your horror, you realise that Twitch chat has the controls, and most of the accounts chatting are controlled by bots.

L57[11:56:30] <Deddly> I should probably have thought this through before posting it

L58[11:56:52] <Deddly> !outcome fixup s/controlled/run/

L59[11:56:52] <LunchBot> New text is: To your horror, you realise that Twitch chat has the controls, and most of the accounts chatting are run by bots.

L60[11:59:44] <Deddly> !outcome add A small nagging voice in the back of your mind tells you that a negative TWR is probably suboptimal.

L61[11:59:44] <LunchBot> Added outcome: A small nagging voice in the back of your mind tells you that a negative TWR is probably suboptimal.

L62[12:56:33] <FLHerne> depends how negative

L63[12:57:00] <FLHerne> so long as your TWR is < -1, you can fly backwards just fine

L64[12:57:43] <Althego> actually you can fly with lower than 1, just need wings

L65[13:17:08] <darsie> Balloons fly with no thrust.

L66[13:22:55] <Althego> those ae aerostats, lighter than air

L67[13:23:34] <Althego> altough space deniers say the shuttle main tank was a balloon

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L69[13:46:09] <darsie> Balloons get pushed up by air. Airplanes get pushed up by air.

L70[13:46:38] <Mat2ch> Airplanes push against the air!

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L72[13:48:42] * darsie reframes Mat2ch's frame of reference.

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L75[14:10:04] * Mat2ch feels framed

L76[14:16:06] <sandbox> you've been framed

L77[14:17:23] <Althego> you have just been erased

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L79[14:43:51] <sandbox> !mission

L80[14:43:51] <LunchBot> You spice up your mission with Sriracha and Tabasco sauce. A whale falls out of the sky and flattens Kerbvier's School for Gifted Youngsters.

L81[14:47:19] <Mat2ch> too spicy.

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L89[16:44:02] <Judge_Dedd> !mission

L90[16:44:02] <LunchBot> You successfully dock with no RCS! Your craft becomes rigwelted.

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L92[16:52:58] <Azander> !mission

L93[16:52:58] <LunchBot> You attempt to eat a muffin in microgravity... KSP2 becomes free open source software.

L94[16:55:26] <Althego> butterfly effect

L95[16:55:41] <Althego> the crumbs floated away and caused bigger changes

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L97[17:53:14] <xxcoder> ;mission

L98[17:53:14] <LunchBot> You barbecue a roll. You violate the CTBT.

L99[17:53:37] <xxcoder> very hot bbq

L100[17:54:58] <Althego> ctbt?

L101[17:56:31] <xxcoder> Comprehensive Nuclear-Test-Ban Treaty

L102[18:05:08] <sandbox> !mission

L103[18:05:08] <LunchBot> Forgetting lunch too often, you install a teleporter connection directly to your fridge. Two failures make a success. Right‽‽

L104[18:05:34] <xxcoder> perfect lol

L105[18:08:06] <Althego> !mission undervolt

L106[18:08:06] <LunchBot> No mission found matching "undervolt".

L107[18:08:11] <Althego> !outcome undervolt

L108[18:08:12] <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "undervolt".

L109[18:11:20] <Althego> mission Add The flight computer signals a "Main B Bus Undervolt".

L110[18:11:22] <Althego> .mission Add The flight computer signals a "Main B Bus Undervolt".

L111[18:11:22] <LunchBot> No mission found matching "Add The flight computer signals a "Main B Bus Undervolt".".

L112[18:11:57] <Althego> .mission add The flight computer signals a "Main B Bus Undervolt".

L113[18:11:57] <LunchBot> Added mission: The flight computer signals a "Main B Bus Undervolt".

L114[18:12:55] * Mat2ch switches to A Bus

L115[18:13:39] <Althego> you know that was jnot how it worked

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L120[18:59:59] <Althego> .mission add Jebediah Kerman, astronaut. A kerbal barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic kerbal. Jebediah Kerman will be that kerbal. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.

L121[18:59:59] <LunchBot> Added mission: Jebediah Kerman, astronaut. A kerbal barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic kerbal. Jebediah Kerman will be that kerbal. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.

L122[19:00:03] <Althego> a bit long

L123[19:09:33] <xxcoder> why not lol

L124[19:09:51] <xxcoder> so we will have cyberjeb an jeb since we still have jeb vats

L125[19:11:39] <xxcoder> ;mission

L126[19:11:39] <LunchBot> You try putting racing stripes, R-Type stickers, and a fat exhaust on your rocket to improve performance. Jeb dies too frequently and his soul evaporates.

L127[19:11:54] <xxcoder> noo should have worked on cyberjeb

L128[19:14:05] <sandbox> !mission

L129[19:14:05] <LunchBot> You replace anything electrical on your craft with potatoes. Jeb begins to Morb.

L130[19:15:13] <xxcoder> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaqZ0DPOfWw

L131[19:25:39] <Mat2ch> oh, the one million dollar man... I remember that

L132[20:18:16] <sandbox> !mission

L133[20:18:16] <LunchBot> Bill attempts to store the lithosphere in the overhead compartment. Jeb starts tripping spaceballs.

L134[20:18:44] <sandbox> Jeb is popular today

L135[20:23:09] <xxcoder> yep

L136[20:23:23] <xxcoder> seems jeb have no problem with being soulless too

L137[20:24:33] <sandbox> !mission

L138[20:24:33] <LunchBot> You send the press to the space bar. Your engine fails to start, and you shortly discover that this is because it's actually a mimic octopus.

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L143[21:30:28] <Deddly> !mission

L144[21:30:28] <LunchBot> You find a way to strap some boosters to your home. Landing lights to full throttle!

L145[21:30:37] <Deddly> Woooo

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L154[22:23:33] <sandbox> !mission

L155[22:23:33] <LunchBot> You try to drain the ocean of Eve. Your craft's solar array fuse melts and becomes charred.

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