L1[00:09:57] <Izzy> Mazda's been doing dark magic with ignition timing to get higher compression ratios as well

L2[00:10:11] <Izzy> Not igniting all the fuel in the cylinder at the same time so you can actually get higher ratios

L41[12:24:59] <FLHerne> .outcome add Your craft is blown up by an explosive ordinance.

L42[12:24:59] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your craft is blown up by an explosive ordinance.

L43[12:31:55] <sandbox> !mission

L44[12:31:55] <LunchBot> You are bored and look for a new space game on Steam. This roll of the dice just wasn't in the cards as you kicked a field goal over the blue line for a 3-point checkmate pit stop kickflip.

L45[12:59:50] <packbart> sounds like a great game

L49[14:20:45] <Deddly> !mission

L50[14:20:45] <LunchBot> You start designing a tip-jet powered rocket helicopter that can fly to orbit. The numbers don't add up so you add a giant centrifugal aerospike. You get lost in a fractal of intermediate steps, asking yourself if you ever reach the final destination.

L51[14:21:40] <Deddly> I will almost certainly reach my final destination in such a craft

L52[14:31:02] <Althego> hehe

L53[15:10:38] <darsie> .mission add You use your negative C3 to power an Alcubierre drive.

L54[15:10:38] <LunchBot> Added mission: You use your negative C3 to power an Alcubierre drive.

L55[15:17:55] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add For a single semi-deciminute you're able to ruminate about the fatal mistake you just made.

L56[15:17:55] <LunchBot> Added outcome: For a single semi-deciminute you're able to ruminate about the fatal mistake you just made.

L62[18:15:08] <FLHerne> three seconds?

L63[18:37:38] <xxcoder> ;mission

L64[18:37:39] <LunchBot> You mistype and invite Pott Manley to an official event. Your spaceplane breaks the runway.

L65[18:37:54] <xxcoder> very hevy pott manley?

L66[18:41:22] <X> ;mission

L67[18:41:23] <LunchBot> Gene has a brand new pair of rollerskates, Jeb has a brand new key. You erroneously assume you don't have to worry about the Mun overheating and exploding.

L68[18:42:25] <xxcoder> HMMM

L69[18:46:09] <raptop> Plant safe

L70[18:52:53] <sandbox> !mission

L71[18:52:53] <LunchBot> You share forty crates with the Kraken. You find yourself on a dark, hot, airless planet.

L72[18:53:33] <Althego> .outcome add THERE ARE 4 KERBALS!

L73[18:53:33] <LunchBot> Added outcome: THERE ARE 4 KERBALS!

L74[18:56:47] <raptop> THERE ARE 5 KERBALS! *ZAP!*

L75[19:58:59] <Deddly> !mission add The devs add a cloaking device as a clever trick to solve performance issues and claim an almost infinite increase in FPS.

L76[19:58:59] <LunchBot> Added mission: The devs add a cloaking device as a clever trick to solve performance issues and claim an almost infinite increase in FPS.

L77[20:00:23] <xxcoder> lol

L78[20:00:33] <xxcoder> cloak the base and world too

L105[22:59:42] <FLHerne> .outcome add You are charged with more than 65,000 crimes. The Justice Department's database software overflows and deletes all records of this.

L106[22:59:43] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You are charged with more than 65,000 crimes. The Justice Department's database software overflows and deletes all records of this.

L107[23:00:25] <raptop> Yay!

L108[23:00:41] <raptop> Hm, they use unsigned ints

L109[23:00:57] <raptop> It would be funny if you ended up with a negative number of crimes

L110[23:09:11] <FLHerne> wait, that's better

L111[23:11:08] <FLHerne> .outcome add You are charged with more than 32,000 crimes. Not only does the Justice Department forget all about them, you are allocated a large number of free crimes.

L112[23:11:08] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You are charged with more than 32,000 crimes. Not only does the Justice Department forget all about them, you are allocated a large number of free crimes.

L113[23:11:18] <xxcoder> lol

L114[23:17:37] <FLHerne> .mission

L115[23:17:37] <LunchBot> Your engines are tested on Shell Mex Gas Oil, but will run on any of the oils marketed as Diesel Oil, Gas Oil, Diesolite, or Gasoleum, provided that the viscosity does not exceed 40 seconds Redwood No. 1 at 100° Fahrenheit and the oil remains fluid at 200° Fahrenheit. Whether 'Liquid Fuel' meets this specification is unclear. Your siblings email you asking you to print out a web page and fax it to them because their printer is broken.

L116[23:18:00] <FLHerne> ah, Retro Technology Day

L117[23:18:12] <FLHerne> obsolete systems of all eras

L118[23:18:17] <xxcoder> ah oil wiki faxed

L120[23:26:51] <FLHerne> .lunch add dangerously hot Cornish pasty]

L121[23:26:51] <LunchBot> Added lunch: Dangerously hot Cornish pasty]

L122[23:29:12] <Mat2ch> FLHerne: Does it run on HVO?

L123[23:29:28] <FLHerne> Mat2ch: it would

L124[23:30:48] <Mat2ch> That's nice.

L125[23:53:09] <FLHerne> .lunch add Four small buttermilk pancakes cooked on top of a woodburner.

L126[23:53:09] <LunchBot> Added lunch: Four small buttermilk pancakes cooked on top of a woodburner.