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L1[00:02:53] <FLHerne> .mission add You upload Jeb's mind into some kind of mechanical otter.
L2[00:02:53] <LunchBot> Added mission: You upload Jeb's mind into some kind of mechanical otter.
L3[00:03:00] <xxcoder> fancy
L4[00:03:04] <xxcoder> ;mission
L5[00:03:04] <LunchBot> You realise Kerbals are DENSE. Curiosity of tolerance levels leads to an untimely demise.
L6[00:03:19] <xxcoder> lol
L7[00:03:33] <darsie> 90 kg? 75 kg?
L8[00:03:40] <FLHerne> .outcome add There's a supposedly good reason for this, but to be honest it just sounded like fun.
L9[00:03:40] <LunchBot> Added outcome: There's a supposedly good reason for this, but to be honest it just sounded like fun.
L10[00:04:21] <xxcoder> ;mission add You leave writing mission paperwork to LLM.
L11[00:04:21] <LunchBot> Added mission: You leave writing mission paperwork to LLM.
L12[00:05:37] <FLHerne> darsie: 45kg, or 94kg with jetpack and parachute, apparently
L13[00:06:28] <darsie> They stand roughly 0.75 meters tall
L14[00:09:42] <FLHerne> and roughly humanoid proportions
L15[00:10:05] <FLHerne> so they're roughly half the weight but 1/8th the volume of a human
L16[00:10:17] <FLHerne> which is indeed pretty dense
L17[00:13:06] <FLHerne> and raises some questions about the 'water' on Kerbin
L18[00:29:16] <darsie> If I'm reading https://www.cdc.gov/growthcharts/data/who/GrChrt_Boys_24LW_100611.pdf correctly, 75 cm boys have 9.5 kg.
L19[00:30:29] <darsie> But comparing them with children may be wrong.
L20[00:31:34] <darsie> Human volume doesn't scale with height^3.
L21[00:32:04] <FLHerne> I read it as 10kg on that chart, but yes
L22[00:32:53] <darsie> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_mass_index#New_BMI_(exponent_of_2.5) uses height^2.5 or so.
L23[00:33:36] <FLHerne> but short humans tend to be quite stocky, especially at the extreme
L24[00:34:17] <FLHerne> Kerbals have weird bodily proportions but are generally quite skinny
L25[00:34:23] <FLHerne> except the head
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L28[00:48:29] <darsie> Do Kerbals with jetpack but without chute have more dv?
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L39[02:57:52] <raptop> !mission add You commision a programmer from the Flat Kerbin Society to write a linear-tangent steering program for your rocket.
L40[02:57:52] <LunchBot> Added mission: You commision a programmer from the Flat Kerbin Society to write a linear-tangent steering program for your rocket.
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L46[04:10:05] <FLHerne> .mission fixup s/mis/miss/
L47[04:10:06] <LunchBot> New text is: You commission a programmer from the Flat Kerbin Society to write a linear-tangent steering program for your rocket.
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L80[10:26:27] <sandbox> !mission
L81[10:26:27] <LunchBot> You steal your sister's hair bleach to recolour your rocket. The Kraken's mother haunts you in your sleep.
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L100[14:47:36] <FLHerne> .outcome add Through the magic of buying two of them, you have another rocket on the launch pad seconds after the first crashes.
L101[14:47:36] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Through the magic of buying two of them, you have another rocket on the launch pad seconds after the first crashes.
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L105[15:25:40] <Kalpa> Oi what's that
L106[15:25:53] <Kalpa> Someone's been watching way too much Alec
L107[15:26:19] <sandbox> !mission
L108[15:26:19] <LunchBot> You invent and deploy a virally-distributed antihypoxiant that will make Kerbals almost impossible to kill. Your part rescaler converts half of the kerbals into some sort of lizard creature.
L109[15:26:40] <sandbox> heh
L110[15:27:02] <sandbox> what does it convert the other half into?
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L117[15:49:13] <Deddly> !mission
L118[15:49:13] <LunchBot> You construct an orbital magma cannon. Jeb's body lies over the ocean; Jeb's body lies over the sea...
L119[15:49:54] *** Deddly changes topic to ' Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current (final?) version: 0.2.2.0 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | Backup channel is ##KSPOfficial on libera.chat'
L120[16:13:32] <Deddly> !nextlunch
L121[16:13:32] <LunchBot> Mackerel fillets on toast with blue cheese melted over the top.
L122[16:14:00] <Deddly> Blue cheese eh? Not a combination I would have considered but that might work
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L124[16:41:16] <Deddly> !mission
L125[16:41:16] <LunchBot> You provide a non-constructive proof of the existence of Dres. Kerbals everywhere celebrate their increased life span.
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L129[17:12:54] <FLHerne> Now you know Dres exists, you can stop firing Kerbals into space on random trajectories to look for it
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L136[17:36:34] <xxcoder> ;mission
L137[17:36:35] <LunchBot> For your nemesis you choose... entropy! And one day you will defeat it. Everything goes totally bursar.
L138[17:36:49] <xxcoder> cool I guess? lol
L139[17:37:00] <xxcoder> or totally hot
L140[17:38:35] <darsie> .choose L|R
L141[17:38:35] <LunchBot> L
L142[17:39:09] <Mat2ch> it always chooses L
L143[17:39:26] <darsie> mhm
L144[17:52:16] <sandbox> .choose R|L
L145[17:52:17] <LunchBot> L
L146[18:00:08] <Judge_DedD> !choose L|R
L147[18:00:08] <LunchBot> L
L148[18:00:13] <Judge_DedD> Always?
L149[18:00:20] <Judge_DedD> !choose L|R
L150[18:00:20] <LunchBot> L
L151[18:00:24] <Judge_DedD> !choose L|R
L152[18:00:24] <LunchBot> R
L153[18:00:27] <Judge_DedD> Ha!
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L162[19:44:45] <raptop> !mission
L163[19:44:45] <LunchBot> You read every book that has ever been written, admire every work of art, scan every living Kerbal's brain. The collected knowledge of all Kerbalkind lives in your brain. Unbeknownst to the employees at the KSP centre, Gus Kerman secretly runs a restaurant chain that serves Fried Chicken.
L164[19:45:19] <raptop> The restaurant is unknown by any part of kerbalkind. (Including Gus?)
L165[19:46:43] <Judge_DedD> It's only unknown to KSC employees
L166[19:47:16] <Judge_DedD> But since you scanned the brains of every living kerbal, now YOU know. What will you do with that information?
L167[19:47:28] <Judge_DedD> KSC KFC?
L168[19:48:32] <raptop> Are there living kerbals who are not KSC employees?
L169[19:48:54] <raptop> Alternatively, are we sure that this doesn't mean that Gus Kerman's *customers* are Fried Chicken?
L170[19:51:23] <Judge_DedD> There are a whole load of other agencies, not to mention unemployed people you can recruit, abandoned people you can "rescue" and tourists who want rides.
L171[19:53:10] <raptop> hm
L172[19:53:21] <raptop> Now if only there were kats and kapybaras...
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L176[21:00:48] <sandbox> !mission
L177[21:00:49] <LunchBot> To improve security, you sign all of your ints. KwirkyJ removes the entry about KwirkyJ removing the meta entries. Meta-ception.
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