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L23[05:27:20] <Judge_Dedd> !mission
L24[05:27:20] <LunchBot> You invent a drive that runs on broken promises and shattered dreams. Now you're thinking with portals.
L25[05:30:33] <xxcoder> so, failed project dropped, on to new project: portals!
L26[05:30:47] <xxcoder> ;mission
L27[05:30:47] <LunchBot> Val adds a few pinches of chili powder to the Snacks, for variety. Porcine prelates pester you with pointless problems. Perfect.
L28[05:31:19] <xxcoder> I guess powders made porcine more talky
L29[05:33:38] <Judge_Dedd> That's some powerful hallucinogenic chilli
L30[05:34:03] <xxcoder> yup
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L37[06:50:29] <Izzy> !outcome add Your lunch is scrubbed from the inner walls of the microwave.
L38[06:50:30] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your lunch is scrubbed from the inner walls of the microwave.
L39[06:50:45] <Izzy> when you forget the paper towel with your bowl of soup
L40[06:51:22] <xxcoder> !outcome add Your launch is scrubbed from the inner walls of the microwave.
L41[06:51:22] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your launch is scrubbed from the inner walls of the microwave.
L42[06:51:24] <xxcoder> ;)
L43[06:52:18] <Izzy> when you forget you can't put metal in the microwave
L44[06:52:39] <Izzy> or, you can, but only once or twice.
L45[06:54:07] <xxcoder> whats funny is it is techinically fine to put metal in microwave. as long as no sharp points or spacings near 1 cm
L46[06:55:08] <Izzy> so a spoon should be fine, but a fork may not be?
L47[06:58:25] <xxcoder> yeah though I would never ever put even spoon in anyway
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L72[10:52:24] <Deddly> Interestingly, grapes are just as exciting as metal in the microwave
L73[10:52:58] <Deddly> Especially if you put in two touching each other
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L75[10:55:44] <Mat2ch> grape plasma is a thing
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L77[10:56:16] <Deddly> !mission add You try using some grapes, cds and crumpled tinfoil in a microwave together with a little oxidiser as rocket fuel. The plasma is mesmerising.
L78[10:56:17] <LunchBot> Added mission: You try using some grapes, cds and crumpled tinfoil in a microwave together with a little oxidiser as rocket fuel. The plasma is mesmerising.
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L80[10:58:55] <Mat2ch> isn't the last sentence an outcome?
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L86[12:00:05] <Deddly> Mat2ch, my hope is that the outcome picked by the bot will supplement that in an amusing way.
L87[12:00:14] <Deddly> !mission
L88[12:00:14] <LunchBot> You hard-code the value of π, figuring that it can't possibly change. You become obsessed with what you can convince your stove to burn... Large, unwieldy or inflammable objects of rubbish are graded highly, according to your success in convincing the stove to eat them.
L89[12:01:25] <Deddly> Hard-coding the value of pi is dangerous to the mental health
L90[12:01:32] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You generate an inverse gellar field.
L91[12:01:32] <LunchBot> Added mission: You generate an inverse gellar field.
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L93[12:04:30] <darsie> .mission add You use an infinite universe to hard-code the value of π.
L94[12:04:31] <LunchBot> Added mission: You use an infinite universe to hard-code the value of π.
L95[12:16:37] <Deddly> !outcome add Your on-board computer is busy calculating the exact value of π and is unresponsive to any new commands.
L96[12:16:37] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your on-board computer is busy calculating the exact value of π and is unresponsive to any new commands.
L97[12:17:44] <Deddly> !mission add You wrap a slice of lemon around a large gold brick and put it on the launch pad.
L98[12:17:44] <LunchBot> Added mission: You wrap a slice of lemon around a large gold brick and put it on the launch pad.
L99[12:20:24] <Deddly> !outcome add Someone left a pan-galactic gargle blaster in the snack cupboard and it melts its way through to the fuel tank, resulting in a planet-wide catastrophe. Even worse, you are not able to find your towel.
L100[12:20:24] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Someone left a pan-galactic gargle blaster in the snack cupboard and it melts its way through to the fuel tank, resulting in a planet-wide catastrophe. Even worse, you are not able to find your towel.
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L103[13:17:43] <Deddly> !mission
L104[13:17:43] <LunchBot> You build a rocket with over 9000 low-powered but crazily efficient engines on its first stage. Houston has a problem.
L105[13:18:08] <Deddly> It does indeed
L106[13:23:36] <darsie> I guess there are different ways to define efficient. Getting to orbit with TWR<1 seems inefficient.
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L133[16:38:43] <Deddly> darsie, perhaps the idea is to evaporate enough of the earth to make TWR>1
L134[16:39:05] <darsie> :)
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L137[16:44:05] <Deddly> !mission add You attempt to use enough low thrust/high efficiency engines on your launch vehicle to achieve TWR>1 through lithoevaperation.
L138[16:44:05] <LunchBot> Added mission: You attempt to use enough low thrust/high efficiency engines on your launch vehicle to achieve TWR>1 through lithoevaperation.
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L140[16:46:48] <Deddly> !outcome add Your rocket is so massive that it stays in one spot and flings the planet off onto an escape trajectory.
L141[16:46:48] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your rocket is so massive that it stays in one spot and flings the planet off onto an escape trajectory.
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L144[16:49:26] <Judge_DedD> !mission
L145[16:49:26] <LunchBot> You install ALL THE MODS on Windows 64bit KSP. As you approach the surface of Jool you see your reflection in a metallic hydrogen mirror and watch your space suit collapse in horror.
L146[16:49:55] <Judge_DedD> Impressive array of mods
L147[16:53:03] <Judge_DedD> !nextlunch
L148[16:53:03] <LunchBot> Ramen.
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L151[17:09:30] <sandbox> !mission
L152[17:09:31] <LunchBot> You goad Munwig and Munbald Kerman into a duel to the death. Jebediah here survives! He goes through a wormhole right before he explodes, aaaand he ends up right back at the astronaut complex. Ferus does not make it.
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L154[17:36:57] <Deddly> Are these names references?
L155[17:37:18] <Deddly> Those are just random names to me
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L157[17:51:33] <Mat2ch> "Fly by Eeloo". Great. From Moho to Eeloo.
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L161[18:08:24] <darsie> Mat2ch: Can you combine mission, like flyby with a later orbit/landing, or do they always require a new craft?
L162[18:09:37] <darsie> You could take an empty capsule there to prepare for crew transfer.
L163[18:11:15] <Mat2ch> you can combine missions. But this one says: Return to Kerbin from a flyby of Eeloo.
L164[18:11:24] <Mat2ch> So I need something that can land on Kerbin anyways
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L167[18:47:17] <raptop> Munwig and Munbald are possible randomly generated kerbal names. Compare wig vs bald
L168[18:47:45] <raptop> Ferus is presumably not Ferris (the rust mascot)
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L175[19:56:07] <Judge_Dedd> !mission
L176[19:56:08] <LunchBot> A yellow glow-in-the-dark octopus-like creature infiltrates your Science Jr. containers. In retrospect, you're not sure why you expected there to be any survivors.
L177[19:57:00] <raptop> F
L178[20:01:59] <darsie> If you kill a few their price drops.
L179[20:05:27] <raptop> Eh, if you're science mode, they're free. And if you're in career mode, you can always abduct more
L180[20:05:42] <raptop> Uh, rescue. I definitely meant rescue
L181[20:09:42] <darsie> .mission add You mind control a stranded Kerbal to go on EVA and deorbit with their jetpack.
L182[20:09:42] <LunchBot> Added mission: You mind control a stranded Kerbal to go on EVA and deorbit with their jetpack.
L183[20:12:30] * raptop whistles innocently
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L189[20:46:48] <Deddly> !mission
L190[20:46:48] <LunchBot> In a bid for more aggressive missions, you replace your reaction wheels with action wheels. UmbralRaptor glares at you and quotes Wikipedia.
L191[20:49:02] <raptop> Would I, though?
L192[20:51:58] <raptop> !quote ✨
L193[20:51:58] <LunchBot> "🚀👩‍🚀👨‍🚀🌌🛰️🌍🌎🌏📡🔭💼🧑‍💼👩‍💼🌟✨📈" -- Eric Berger.
L194[20:52:02] <raptop> oh, nice
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