L22[08:29:17] <sandbox> !mission

L23[08:29:17] <LunchBot> You give your spaceplane a bad attitude. The biggest disadvantage to this is that the Kerbals are single-use.

L28[09:36:33] <sandbox> !mission

L29[09:36:33] <LunchBot> You accelerate to 5000m/s. You ostensibly succeed!

L30[09:38:41] <packbart> grats

L36[11:37:09] <Althego> leet time

L39[11:39:35] <darsie> 1339

L40[11:44:41] <sandbox> 1244

L47[14:07:30] <FLHerne> .outcome add You can't solve every problem with a harpoon, but you can solve your immediate ones.

L48[14:07:30] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You can't solve every problem with a harpoon, but you can solve your immediate ones.

L51[15:51:00] <sandbox> !mission

L52[15:51:00] <LunchBot> While setting up action groups, you mistakenly select the landing lights instead of the engines and vice versa. The firefighters just shrug in utter hopelessness.

L53[15:51:44] <Althego> do they film it on their phones as it burns?

L54[16:46:14] <raptop> Presumably

L55[16:46:41] <raptop> FLHerne: Wait, are you solving problems with harpoons or harpoons?

L56[16:50:15] <Mat2ch> with hairpins

L57[16:53:04] <raptop> !8ball Do AGM-84s solve most problems?

L58[16:53:05] <LunchBot> More likely than not.

L61[18:05:45] <Mat2ch> Oh, the famous bridge god has been payed homage again!

L62[18:05:55] <Mat2ch> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFI3dobpEXM

L63[18:08:13] <Althego> minor damage

L64[18:08:17] <Althego> but it has been months

L65[18:08:30] <Mat2ch> a bit sad, yes. This might even be repairable.

L71[19:25:13] <sandbox> !mission

L72[19:25:14] <LunchBot> You launch a transit vehicle powered by an antimatter beam rocket. Wow.

L73[19:39:22] <FLHerne> .outcome add At Mission Control, you receive the grim news that the pilot has lost his leg in the crash. Upon arrival, you discover that his leg had been amputated several years earlier and rescuers can't find the prosthetic one.

L74[19:39:23] <LunchBot> Added outcome: At Mission Control, you receive the grim news that the pilot has lost his leg in the crash. Upon arrival, you discover that his leg had been amputated several years earlier and rescuers can't find the prosthetic one.

L75[19:39:32] <FLHerne> (this really happened)

L77[19:50:02] <sandbox> !mission

L78[19:50:02] <LunchBot> You resurrect an onion with malicious intent. Bill (somehow) survives the explosion, and starts giving off armless radiation.

L79[19:50:24] <Althego> did you have the malicious intent or the onion?

L81[19:55:37] <xxcoder> gonna love amgious ones

L82[19:55:57] <xxcoder> in either case. bll lived though it

L83[19:56:11] <xxcoder> and got weird power even

L84[19:56:14] <xxcoder> ;mission

L85[19:56:15] <LunchBot> You attempt to circumvent Eve's gravity well by murdering your spacecraft and floating its ghost up into orbit. Ia! Ia! TsmvgdlYadrtfg fhtagn!

L86[19:56:32] <xxcoder> rituals didnt go well

L89[20:35:10] <packbart> no wonder. It's Iä Iä, not Ia Ia. tsk. amateurs...

L93[21:41:58] <Mat2ch> the great thing about flying with a controller is that I can now control the pitch almost entirely over the pitch trim

L94[21:42:52] <Mat2ch> But I fear I have to improve the plugin a bit, because some things aren't handled, yet. Like controlling the wheel steering over buttons

L95[21:56:02] <raptop> !mission add In your planetary exploration, you find a message and system of messages.

L96[21:56:02] <LunchBot> Added mission: In your planetary exploration, you find a message and system of messages.