L65[13:44:34] <sandbox> !mission

L66[13:44:34] <LunchBot> You build a perfect Dragon V2 replica. The last thing you hear is "John Madden" and "AEIOU" repeated over and over.

L70[14:52:15] <FLHerne> .outcome add Rumor has it your coffee isn't poisoned.

L71[14:52:15] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Rumor has it your coffee isn't poisoned.

L76[16:14:09] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The jello jiggles ominously.

L77[16:14:10] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The jello jiggles ominously.

L78[16:23:12] <sandbox> !mission

L79[16:23:12] <LunchBot> You discover a kesslertron and deorbit it. You tunnel through Gilly at 100.000x time warp.

L80[16:39:16] <FLHerne> .outcome add You *liked* your ribcage. It kept your goo in individually-wrapped baggies.

L81[16:39:16] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You *liked* your ribcage. It kept your goo in individually-wrapped baggies.

L82[16:39:52] <FLHerne> is that 100x to high precision, or 100kx

L83[16:40:32] <FLHerne> contradictory separator standards are insane

L84[16:42:45] <Althego> .mission add Jensen Kerman convinces you to buy hundreds of ion engines with the slogan "the more you but the more you save".

L85[16:42:45] <LunchBot> Added mission: Jensen Kerman convinces you to buy hundreds of ion engines with the slogan "the more you but the more you save".

L86[16:42:55] <Althego> eh a typo

L87[16:42:57] <Althego> the more you buy

L88[16:43:16] <Althego> and i always forget the the replace

L89[16:43:39] <Althego> .help mission

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L91[16:43:50] <Althego> .mission

L92[16:43:51] <LunchBot> You attempt to delete kmath database. This outcome was written by sal_vager.

L93[16:43:57] <Althego> .mission help

L94[16:43:57] <LunchBot> Commands are: help, list, add <mission>, del[ete] <search>, fixup s/<old>/<new>/, [get] [<search>]. I am operated by FLHerne.

L95[16:44:18] <Althego> .mission fixup s/more you but/more you buy/

L96[16:44:18] <LunchBot> New text is: Jensen Kerman convinces you to buy hundreds of ion engines with the slogan "the more you buy the more you save".

L97[17:01:57] <FLHerne> Why buy one when you can buy four hundred for three hundred and ninety-nine times the price?

L103[19:01:24] <raptop> That sounds like a failure to use your monopsony power

L104[19:10:56] <FLHerne> raptop: the constant stream of Kerbals needing to be rescued from really stupid places proves I'm not the sole rocket company

L105[19:12:03] <raptop> Are we sure that the kraken doesn't just abduct kerbals from time to time?

L106[19:12:07] <FLHerne> well, the slightly less constant stream of Kerbals needing to be rescued from really stupid places that I didn't strand there myself

L107[19:12:24] <FLHerne> the rescue contracts are on behalf of various companies iirc

L108[19:22:29] <raptop> hrm

L109[19:22:49] <raptop> !8ball Does the Kraken have a number of cults disguised as corporations?

L110[19:22:49] <LunchBot> The answer's still no.

L111[19:22:52] <raptop> bah

L113[19:32:35] <Mat2ch> !mission

L114[19:32:35] <LunchBot> You try to uninstall libpurple from Eve. Your engine fails to start, and you shortly discover that this is because it's actually a mimic octopus.

L115[19:33:07] <Mat2ch> I'm not willing to accept this and roll two D20!

L116[19:33:12] <Mat2ch> !roll

L117[19:33:14] <Althego> hehe libpurple

L118[19:33:24] <Althego> that is which chat program

L119[19:33:51] <Althego> pidgin

L120[19:33:54] <Althego> i knew i hated it

L121[19:34:08] <Mat2ch> just a lib for some messaging protocols. Mostly xmpp

L123[19:35:07] <Mat2ch> nobody uses XMPP anymore. The cool kids all are using matrix now

L124[19:35:23] <Althego> these platforms come and go

L125[19:35:25] <Althego> who cares

L126[19:36:27] <FLHerne> !choose 1|2|3|4|5|6|7|8|9|10|11|12|13|14|15|16|17|18|19|20

L127[19:36:27] <LunchBot> 6

L128[19:36:28] <FLHerne> !choose 1|2|3|4|5|6|7|8|9|10|11|12|13|14|15|16|17|18|19|20

L129[19:36:28] <LunchBot> 2

L130[19:37:54] <FLHerne> Mat2ch: Your second attempt to start the engine fails again. It turns out your helmet is also a mimic octopus and it starts digesting your head. Roll for dexterity to reopen the airlock.

L131[19:41:04] <Mat2ch> !choose 1|2|3|4|5|6|7|8|9|10|11|12|13|14|15|16|17|18|19|20

L132[19:41:05] <LunchBot> 13

L133[19:41:38] <Mat2ch> What did I need to open the airlock?

L134[19:43:22] <FLHerne> hm. say base DC of 10, +4 for being blinded because your visor is a mimic octopus...

L135[19:44:11] <FLHerne> (sorry, I'm a bit distracted right now to run an RPG campaign :p)

L136[19:44:48] <Mat2ch> hehe

L137[19:46:17] <Mat2ch> also you didn't say the octopus blinds me, so no +4. Meaning: I manage to open the airlock and blow out the octopus and can retry starting the engine :P

L139[19:58:44] <Althego> .mission add You build a mainsail based barbecue.

L140[19:58:45] <LunchBot> Added mission: You build a mainsail based barbecue.

L141[20:01:39] <raptop> !mission secondary bar

L142[20:01:40] <LunchBot> No mission found matching "secondary bar".

L143[20:02:27] <raptop> Does it cook beter than the Poodle's BBQ mode, though?

L144[20:06:27] <Althego> no, it burns everything to carbon

L145[20:10:48] <raptop> too bad

L150[20:51:18] <raptop> !outcome add That last booster decoupling seems to have struck a NERV.

L151[20:51:19] <LunchBot> Added outcome: That last booster decoupling seems to have struck a NERV.

L154[21:53:13] <darsie> :)