L26[11:19:31] <sandbox> !mission

L27[11:19:31] <LunchBot> You spam kmath with ;mission all day, then suddenly realize that all you've done is give it a higher kspotrolls rating than you. You crash far enough from the shore to be safe from zombies.

L28[11:55:42] <Deddly> That is quite some escalation

L35[15:09:54] <FLHerne> .wisdom Kuzmin

L36[15:09:54] <LunchBot> "The do-not-attain speed is 99.99999999999999999998% of the speed of light, at which point your interactions with the cosmic background radiation are blue-shifted to the proton-degeneration resonance energy. This will erode your spacecraft and you to something rather unrecognizable over a distance of 160 million light years. This limit is known as the Greisen-Zatsepin-Kuzmin limit."

L37[15:10:41] <FLHerne> hence the difficulty of burial

L38[15:22:28] <Deddly> Does that command actually produce facts?

L41[16:36:15] <FLHerne> .mission add One of your commanders checks whether Radio 4 is still broadcasting. It isn't.

L42[16:36:15] <LunchBot> Added mission: One of your commanders checks whether Radio 4 is still broadcasting. It isn't.

L43[16:39:13] <FLHerne> .outcome add Half of Kerbin evaporates in nuclear fire, followed ten minutes later by the other half.

L44[16:39:13] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Half of Kerbin evaporates in nuclear fire, followed ten minutes later by the other half.

L45[16:55:48] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The wrong half of Kerbin evaporates.

L46[16:55:48] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The wrong half of Kerbin evaporates.

L48[17:44:17] <Deddly> !mission add One of your crew decides it would be "totally awesome" to attract and ride a sandworm.

L49[17:44:17] <LunchBot> Added mission: One of your crew decides it would be "totally awesome" to attract and ride a sandworm.

L50[17:46:37] <Deddly> !outcome add Your forfeit is that you must eat whatever you get from !nextlunch

L51[17:46:37] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your forfeit is that you must eat whatever you get from !nextlunch

L52[17:51:28] <Deddly> !outcome add It's all gone a bit pear-shaped.

L53[17:51:28] <LunchBot> Added outcome: It's all gone a bit pear-shaped.

L54[18:09:29] <FLHerne> .outcome add You disappear entirely from public view.

L55[18:09:29] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You disappear entirely from public view.

L56[18:12:01] <xxcoder> the wrong half of kerbin is any side that evaporates

L57[18:13:27] <xxcoder> ;outcome add Your craft isnt orbiting kerbin, because its large enough that kerbin orbits around it.

L58[18:13:27] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your craft isnt orbiting kerbin, because its large enough that kerbin orbits around it.

L59[18:13:49] <xxcoder> ;mission

L60[18:13:49] <LunchBot> You run out of duct tape. You become Agent 747's next victim.

L61[18:13:53] <FLHerne> !nextlunch

L62[18:13:53] <LunchBot> Baked beans.

L63[18:14:02] <FLHerne> There are worse forfeits

L64[18:14:04] <xxcoder> agent 747 sounds like assassin from boeing

L65[18:14:53] <FLHerne> Your duct-tape-based defensive strategy had one fatal flaw.

L66[18:15:01] <xxcoder> seems so yeah

L67[18:15:05] <FLHerne> and yes, that's the joke

L68[18:22:36] <Deddly> !mission add You make a wooden statue of Mr. Norris to help you deduce exactly how much wood a woodchuck can, in fact, chuck.

L69[18:22:36] <LunchBot> Added mission: You make a wooden statue of Mr. Norris to help you deduce exactly how much wood a woodchuck can, in fact, chuck.

L70[18:34:09] <Deddly> !mission

L71[18:34:09] <LunchBot> You must gather your party before venturing forth. The ops are unsure how to handle it, you are banned and unbanned repeatedly.

L72[18:34:47] <Deddly> For roleplay, presumably

L73[18:40:23] <FLHerne> .outcome roleplay

L74[18:40:23] <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "roleplay".

L75[18:43:06] <FLHerne> .mission hierarchy

L76[18:43:06] <LunchBot> You create a fictional organizational hierarchy amongst users and/or interactions of fictitious entities of an oppositional nature.

L78[18:44:15] <FLHerne> oops

L79[18:44:33] <FLHerne> This client does not work as I expected

L80[18:47:10] <FLHerne> Deddly: sorry, can you fix the topic... this stupid mobile client doesn't let me see the previous one and I'm away from a computer for a few days

L83[18:56:13] <FLHerne> Althego: thanks

L84[19:13:57] <Deddly> Ah, cool

L85[19:23:55] <FLHerne> .mission add Remarkably detailed specifications for a new craft occur to you in a dream one night and you immediately commence work.

L86[19:23:55] <LunchBot> Added mission: Remarkably detailed specifications for a new craft occur to you in a dream one night and you immediately commence work.

L87[19:35:03] <sandbox> !mission

L88[19:35:03] <LunchBot> You add some aerospikes just for the hell of it. With a wry sense of aptness, you name your craft Prospero: the magician who lays down his book, who gives up power over earth and heaven.

L93[20:51:58] <Judge_Dedd> !mission add You make the Ironman suit using monopropellent tanks that the wearer actually fits inside of together with the fuel.

L94[20:51:58] <LunchBot> Added mission: You make the Ironman suit using monopropellent tanks that the wearer actually fits inside of together with the fuel.

L95[20:53:27] <Judge_Dedd> !outcome add That turned out about as well as expected.

L96[20:53:27] <LunchBot> Added outcome: That turned out about as well as expected.

L97[20:53:34] <Judge_Dedd> !mission

L98[20:53:34] <LunchBot> You install RealChutes. You send a missive to your missis about your mission to retrieve a missile from a missionary. It goes missing.

L99[20:54:22] <Judge_Dedd> I guess I shouldn't have been so dismissive

L100[20:58:54] <Pinkbeast> !outcome add Unfortunately, a compound is produced which is highly reactive with glass, steel, wood, leather, oxygen, and kerbals.

L101[20:58:54] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Unfortunately, a compound is produced which is highly reactive with glass, steel, wood, leather, oxygen, and kerbals.

L102[21:03:16] <xxcoder> lol

L106[21:51:42] <FLHerne> FOOF?

L107[22:10:01] <Pinkbeast> I think the thing from _Ignition!_ I was referencing was not FOOF

L108[22:29:15] <Azander> !mission

L109[22:29:16] <LunchBot> You re-roof the SPH in solar cells. You contract what is commonly referred to as 'a royal pain in the butt'.