L1[00:06:40] <FLHerne> good combo anyway

L27[07:57:59] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L28[07:57:59] <LunchBot> You attempt to construct a colony in Jool. Someone drilled a hole in the reactor.

L29[07:58:15] <Eddi|zuHause> uh, oh...

L30[08:03:40] <xxcoder> well there go the colony

L31[08:03:55] <xxcoder> and 1/1000 of jool

L32[08:04:05] <xxcoder> ;mission

L33[08:04:05] <LunchBot> You goad Munwig and Munbald Kerman into a duel to the death. The inevitable radiation poisoning was a problem for future you, and now you are future you.

L34[08:04:26] <xxcoder> they used nukes in a duel?? man what a hardass

L35[08:06:23] <Althego> hehe

L36[08:25:27] <Eddi|zuHause> or depleted uranium bullets?

L37[08:25:57] <Eddi|zuHause> i heard polonium injections can be nasty

L38[08:34:21] <Althego> depleted uranium is just barely radioactive

L39[08:34:32] <Althego> in fact even non depleted is not much

L46[09:23:16] <Judge_DedD> !nextlunch

L47[09:23:16] <LunchBot> Permadongled water.

L48[09:23:41] <Judge_DedD> I still don't know what that is

L49[09:23:51] <Judge_DedD> So I'll just take normal water

L50[09:23:55] <Judge_DedD> !quote

L51[09:23:55] <LunchBot> Intentional subcutaneous injection of mercury by mentally healthy children is rare.

L52[09:24:17] <Judge_DedD> Good to know

L53[09:28:58] <FLHerne> https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3969646/

L54[09:29:16] <FLHerne> .lunch del permadongled

L55[09:29:16] <LunchBot> Deleted lunch: "permadongled water"

L56[09:29:34] <FLHerne> I don't know what that is either

L57[09:31:19] <FLHerne> .quote add "This revealed intentional subcutaneous injection of mercury at least thrice, [...]. The patient was inspired by the movie X-Man Wolverine and wanted to simulate a character called 'Mercury.' Interestingly, he had a past history of multiple bites by spiders to simulate Spiderman. Surprisingly, he had no other psychiatric problems and had a normal IQ."

L58[09:31:20] <LunchBot> Added quote: "This revealed intentional subcutaneous injection of mercury at least thrice, [...]. The patient was inspired by the movie X-Man Wolverine and wanted to simulate a character called 'Mercury.' Interestingly, he had a past history of multiple bites by spiders to simulate Spiderman. Surprisingly, he had no other psychiatric problems and had a normal IQ."

L61[10:51:41] <FLHerne> .outcome add When you die you want your corpse to be packed with gunpowder and catapulted into a volcano on Moho. No mourning allowed!

L62[10:51:41] <LunchBot> Added outcome: When you die you want your corpse to be packed with gunpowder and catapulted into a volcano on Moho. No mourning allowed!

L71[12:49:03] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L72[12:49:04] <LunchBot> You accept a contract asking you to take atmospheric pressure readings on Jool at an altitude of -200 meters. You are murderized by half of #KSPOfficial.

L73[12:51:07] <FLHerne> .lunch add Slightly burnt sugary porridge.

L74[12:51:07] <LunchBot> Added lunch: Slightly burnt sugary porridge.

L79[13:27:29] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add Take a surface sample of a landing leg while in low Kerbol orbit.

L80[13:27:30] <LunchBot> Added mission: Take a surface sample of a landing leg while in low Kerbol orbit.

L85[15:06:10] <FLHerne> .outcome add The methods required to achieve this horrify you, but it's too late to back out now.

L86[15:06:10] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The methods required to achieve this horrify you, but it's too late to back out now.

L87[15:07:45] <sandbox> !mission

L88[15:07:45] <LunchBot> Wolfram confuses kilobytes with trilobytes. Your day just goes downhill from there. Poor signal causes the colony to teleport 3cm to the left.

L90[15:17:45] <FLHerne> .stupid

L91[15:17:45] <LunchBot> "I'm writing my first email." | "Ok, what seems to be the problem?" | "Well I can get the 'a'. But how do I put the circle around it?"

L93[15:18:39] <FLHerne> I guess the signalling protocol was mistakenly measuring data in trilobytes

L94[15:22:38] <Mat2ch> Uhm, the number of people not knowing how to get the @ will go up very high soon enough...

L95[15:27:37] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You unironically use an interrobang.

L96[15:27:37] <LunchBot> Added mission: You unironically use an interrobang.

L97[15:28:13] <Althego> what is that

L98[15:28:38] <KrazyKrl> it's like an octothorpe but louder.

L101[15:34:05] <Mat2ch> Althego: What‽ You don't know‽

L102[15:34:27] <Althego> and the explanation dint help

L103[15:35:23] <Mat2ch> It's basically a symbole for: !?

L104[15:35:49] <Althego> ah that

L105[15:40:21] <Althego> any news on ksp2?

L106[15:41:58] <raptop> Not so far

L107[15:42:03] <raptop> Still probably dead, but who knows?

L108[15:42:21] <raptop> If there's not a swansong patch, I'll be irked

L109[16:01:08] <raptop> !mission

L110[16:01:08] <LunchBot> You forget to install FAR. There was a sound like the whole world saying "wop" all at once.

L111[16:01:16] <raptop> o_O

L112[16:01:18] <raptop> !mission

L113[16:01:18] <LunchBot> You finally receive your rocket licence. You are insulted for playing KSP.

L114[16:01:32] <raptop> !choose launch license|lunch license

L115[16:01:32] <LunchBot> launch license

L116[16:03:12] <Mat2ch> No lunch for you.

L117[16:03:43] <Mat2ch> Being insulted for playing KSP, because you have a rocket license is somewhat cruel.

L118[16:04:20] <raptop> Must be a GMAT shop

L122[16:55:10] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L123[16:55:10] <LunchBot> You anger Batman. biHnuch!

L124[16:55:24] <Eddi|zuHause> ouch.

L125[16:55:48] <raptop> That's close enough to coherency

L126[16:56:19] <Eddi|zuHause> i imaging that's one of the lesser known noises from the old batman series

L127[17:28:57] <raptop> !mission add You sell your soul to the Kraken in exchange for supernaturally good rocket designs.

L128[17:28:57] <LunchBot> Added mission: You sell your soul to the Kraken in exchange for supernaturally good rocket designs.