L8[01:37:54] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L9[01:37:54] <LunchBot> You decide to cut your losses by covering your ships with probe cores and plugging your kerbals into neuro-interfaces. You would have succeeded... if you didn't confuse F1 motorsports engines with F1 rocket engines.

L10[01:38:30] <Eddi|zuHause> i was so close

L11[01:39:09] <XXCoder> lol

L14[01:53:40] <XXCoder> ;mission

L15[01:53:40] <LunchBot> You convince Bob to ride on top of the rocket. They were so convincing in their argument!

L16[01:54:01] <XXCoder> who is "they" and what was their argument??

L17[02:13:25] <Eddi|zuHause> THEY

L18[02:14:03] <Eddi|zuHause> the voices who whispered in your ear

L19[02:14:29] <XXCoder> wow. they must be magical to make me hear voices on nonworking ears

L20[02:34:28] <dnsmcbr> XXCoder: even non-working ears can be made to work

L21[02:34:37] <XXCoder> not really

L22[02:39:59] <Eddi|zuHause> depends on whether the voices reach the ears directly, or the brain regions who would normally interpret the signals from your ears

L23[02:40:27] <XXCoder> im always been deaf, so voices would have hard time making "noises" that I would understand lol

L24[02:48:37] <dnsmcbr> XXCoder: yes they can - sauce; am cybernetic

L25[02:49:10] <XXCoder> you dont understand. im been deaf since I was born, so I never developed hearing centers anyway

L26[02:49:19] <dnsmcbr> XXCoder: sameish

L27[02:49:29] <XXCoder> so even if its fixed and im hearing stuff, I wouldnt ever understand

L28[02:49:36] <dnsmcbr> But I learned to speak, then became profoundly deaf

L29[02:49:44] <XXCoder> yeah thats miles different

L30[02:49:57] <dnsmcbr> But was pretty bad as a baby

L31[02:50:15] <dnsmcbr> But only severe or sth than profound

L32[02:50:19] <XXCoder> yeah even with 5% left hearing, brain centers still develop

L33[02:50:31] <dnsmcbr> But yeah that’s why early implantation is so important

L34[02:50:34] <XXCoder> im at 0%, pretty rare example of, my bro and sis is at 2-3%

L35[02:50:46] <dnsmcbr> I was late to the show for implants

L36[02:52:16] <dnsmcbr> Never learned to sign here, rest of fam could hear well. Kind of wish I did learn sign language but I think i would have struggled in a signed/special school

L37[02:53:37] <dnsmcbr> Also, apparently there have been some success stories for implants in 0%, but if you’re 0 it’s probably barely treatable with implants at all - my fucked up cochlear was borderline.

L38[02:53:58] <XXCoder> it doesnt really matter

L39[02:54:01] <XXCoder> im nearly 50

L40[02:55:45] <Eddi|zuHause> XXCoder: since it's figuratively anyway, it could also be "written" suggestions

L41[02:55:58] <XXCoder> yeah lol

L42[03:02:26] <dnsmcbr> XXCoder: hey! It’s never too late! In the UK here they implants you up to quite a late age limit.

L43[03:02:40] <dnsmcbr> But yeah I can see why to not bother tbh

L44[03:02:54] <XXCoder> amazing health care in usa lol

L45[03:03:30] <XXCoder> sorry sorry I was laying it thick on usa care sarcism lol

L46[03:04:10] <dnsmcbr> Yeah well cost restrictions and my age meant I didn’t get bilaterally which sucks ass tbh

L51[04:16:28] <Eddi|zuHause> well, i'm sure USA have amazing healthcare, if you're crazy rich.

L52[04:18:03] <XXCoder> true

L61[08:51:52] <Mat2ch> Starship Simulator has chickens...

L67[11:07:17] <sandbox> !mission

L68[11:07:18] <LunchBot> You are asked about your feelings when you see a Tortoise767 lying on its back, baking in the sun. You regret nothing.

L70[11:16:49] <Althego> what are your feelings when vedal987 is roasted by his daughter? :)

L71[11:24:26] <Althego> .outcome add You try to hide from the falling debris under the cone of confusion.

L72[11:24:26] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You try to hide from the falling debris under the cone of confusion.

L73[11:27:44] <sandbox> I've never heard of the cone of confusion, only the cone of shame

L74[11:37:31] <Althego> https://asrs.arc.nasa.gov/publications/callback/cb_363.html

L80[15:04:21] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add The space police are in hot pursuit, but for some weird reason their lights are red and infrared.

L81[15:04:21] <LunchBot> Added mission: The space police are in hot pursuit, but for some weird reason their lights are red and infrared.

L83[16:05:11] <sandbox> !mission

L84[16:05:11] <LunchBot> You sit 3 days straight playing KSP and develop a thrombosis in your legs which eventually breaks free and blocks vital arteries. It took some serious convincing for the investors to believe it was a success.

L85[16:12:53] <Mat2ch> depends on the definition of "success"

L86[16:42:11] <Deddly> !nextlunch

L87[16:42:11] <LunchBot> Shower calzone.

L88[17:04:59] <Deddly> What's that? Pizza in a shower?

L89[17:05:12] <Althego> hehe

L90[17:05:17] <Deddly> I mean, it's better than a shower with NO pizza.

L91[17:05:23] <Althego> this is not a beach, this is a bathtub

L92[17:05:36] <Deddly> But I would argue that a pizza with no shower does have the edge here.

L97[19:34:54] <Eddi|zuHause> maybe you get showered with pizza?

L98[19:35:39] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L99[19:35:40] <LunchBot> You attempt to fire your rockets without advance notice, against union layoff agreements. It tastes soup-like!

L100[19:36:13] <Eddi|zuHause> i think the pizza did get wet :p

L101[19:37:15] <sandbox> !mission

L102[19:37:15] <LunchBot> You ask someone what is their K/D on KSP. You will never be forgiven.

L103[19:40:21] <Eddi|zuHause> some questions better be left unasked

L104[20:32:52] <Azander> !mission

L105[20:32:52] <LunchBot> You hire Michael Bay to be your Flight Director. Your relaxing replica Europa Report mission suddenly turns frightening when you are [DATA EXPUNGED] on Vall.

L106[20:37:23] <Althego> what, no explosions? impossible

L107[20:43:56] <Azander> heh

L108[20:44:05] <Azander> that data was expunged :P

L110[20:53:20] <Althego> wouldnt matter, you can see a proper explosion from far away