L3[00:57:02] <XXCoder> ;mission

L4[00:57:02] <LunchBot> Mission control runs out of coffee. Bad biscuits make the baker broke, bro.

L5[00:57:19] <XXCoder> no coffee bad bascits. aw

L6[01:40:30] <XXCoder> ;mission add You set out to make bakers dozen of rockets.

L7[01:40:30] <LunchBot> Added mission: You set out to make bakers dozen of rockets.

L19[03:27:31] <raptop> !mission

L20[03:27:31] <LunchBot> Your rocket achieves the largest spallation event yet observed. You suffer terminal acronym poisoning.

L38[12:22:37] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L39[12:22:37] <LunchBot> You breed radiation that glows in the presence of cats. The Kraken pays a surprise visit.

L40[12:23:23] <Eddi|zuHause> i presume it didn't glow

L41[12:25:32] <Althego> or glowed too much

L43[12:50:11] <Eddi|zuHause> i mean, the kraken isn't a cat. why woul it glow

L44[13:18:00] <darsie> Cat's don't glow.

L45[13:20:20] <packbart> The radiation glows, not the cats. Obviously.

L46[13:21:06] <packbart> Cats might be a variant of Kraken, though

L47[13:31:46] <darsie> Glowing means VIS. IR emissions don't count

L55[16:57:37] <sandbox> !mission

L56[16:57:37] <LunchBot> You perform gastric bypass surgery on the Deep Space Kraken. Your actions go the way of MULTICS.

L64[19:00:50] <sandbox> !mission

L65[19:00:50] <LunchBot> You ping all the ops on #KSPOfficial. You must now answer to the Cartwell Automatic Air-Valve Company!

L69[20:23:19] <sandbox> !mission

L70[20:23:19] <LunchBot> Vac-Co Suction contracts you to rescue The Mun, which is stranded in orbit around Kerbin with valuable data, and return it to Kerbin. It turns out a really good for cure for being drunk is being on a plane, and then an engine explodes and you think you're gonna die.

L71[20:37:31] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L72[20:37:32] <LunchBot> You install Deddly Reentry. A nuclear raven steals your donuts, three at a time.

L73[20:47:53] <Mat2ch> !mission

L74[20:47:53] <LunchBot> You demand the United Nations rename lava to drippy fire. You created your own personal hell, where every button "Reverts to VAB."

L75[20:53:58] <yung> !mission

L76[20:53:58] <LunchBot> You see a sign "Push button for cookie" with a red button below it. Instead of yawing east, the rocket rolls east and pitches.

L77[20:55:56] <yung> !8ball one of the engines blows up due to overheating

L78[20:55:56] <LunchBot> I don't know, but electrokitty might.

L79[20:56:34] <FLHerne> yung: !8ball is for getting yes/no/maybe answers to questions

L80[20:56:43] <yung> Oh, ok

L81[20:56:47] <FLHerne> the bot stores a lot of these useless things :p

L82[20:56:59] <FLHerne> it amuses some of us to make up new ones

L83[20:57:10] <yung> !8ball do I have to install mods?

L84[20:57:10] <LunchBot> Yes, and you already knew that.

L85[20:57:26] <yung> He's right

L86[20:57:38] <FLHerne> Yep

L87[21:22:06] <sandbox> !8ball yes/no/maybe

L88[21:22:06] <LunchBot> Not if I have anything to do with it.

L89[21:22:40] <FLHerne> !choose yes|no|maybe

L90[21:22:40] <LunchBot> maybe

L91[21:49:12] <darsie> !choose search for job|play|make doctor appointments|IRC|sleep

L92[21:49:12] <LunchBot> sleep

L93[21:49:24] <darsie> !choose search for job|play|make doctor appointments|IRC|sleep|youtube

L94[21:49:24] <LunchBot> IRC

L95[21:49:39] <darsie> !choose search for job|play|make doctor appointments|IRC|sleep|youtube|electronics tinkering

L96[21:49:39] <LunchBot> sleep

L97[21:52:15] <Eddi|zuHause> *notes* sleep, irc, sleep

L98[21:52:22] <Eddi|zuHause> daily schedule.

L99[21:58:09] <FLHerne> yup

L100[22:07:11] <darsie> 0-6 sleep. 5-22 IRC. 22-24 sleep.

L101[22:07:26] <darsie> 0-6 sleep. 6-22 IRC. 22-24 sleep.

L102[22:11:23] <FLHerne> darsie: re. first one https://xkcd.com/269/

L103[22:17:29] <darsie> .

L108[22:53:49] <sandbox> !mission

L109[22:53:50] <LunchBot> You attempt to ascend from Jool's surface. Val is put under medical supervision after experiencing a mild case of death.

L111[22:55:07] <raptop> Some days the intermediate steps write themselves

L112[22:55:17] <raptop> !8ball Is sandbox experiencing a mild case of death?

L113[22:55:18] <LunchBot> I strongly recommend it.

L114[22:55:24] <raptop> uh

L115[22:57:06] <FLHerne> One could argue that sleep is a very mild case of death

L116[22:57:16] <FLHerne> in which case it's good advice

L117[22:57:44] <FLHerne> .quote not exper

L118[22:57:44] <LunchBot> "Most of the enthusiasts are not experts, however. Mr. Kaplan, for example, works as the head of coffee product at Cometeer, a company that sells flash-frozen coffee concentrate."

L119[22:57:44] <raptop> probably, yeah

L120[22:57:50] <FLHerne> not that quote

L121[22:58:45] <FLHerne> (which is apparently about superconductor enthusiasts)

L122[22:59:09] <FLHerne> I didn't know there *were* superconductor enthusiasts

L123[23:00:09] <Eddi|zuHause> imagine being "head of coffee" and your job is to make coffee for all the higher ups :)

L124[23:01:04] <FLHerne> presumably that must be a thing in some large organisations

L125[23:01:30] <FLHerne> if you have 50,000 employees or something that's a lot of coffee

L126[23:01:53] <Eddi|zuHause> but then that's called a cafeteria

L127[23:05:03] <FLHerne> which someone has to be head of

L128[23:10:50] <darsie> I have a superconductor.

L129[23:11:24] <darsie> I also levitate a magnet.

L130[23:13:28] <Eddi|zuHause> that's much easier with a superconductor.

L131[23:33:11] <raptop> Just make sure your room is 70 K, (or possibly rather cooler if you don't like dealing with ceramics)