L2[00:15:04] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L3[00:15:04] <LunchBot> You're baffled, but your rocket's fuel tank isn't. You discover that Eve's oceans are puddles of gray goo in the most unpleasant way possible.

L38[13:13:14] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L39[13:13:14] <LunchBot> The Konstructor convinces you to use more Rockomax Mk 55 engines on your craft. You are exiled to a forest where you learn what the fox says.

L40[13:14:11] <Althego> hehe

L41[13:16:12] <Althego> and that is coincidentally what the fox says too

L42[13:17:07] <Althego> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwtaekgVt9Q

L50[15:37:31] <sandbox_> I thought I had frozen

L51[15:37:36] <sandbox_> !mission

L52[15:37:36] <LunchBot> You embark on a quest to replace all celestial bodies with infernal ones. After a terrible incident involving a pair of camcorders and your vessel's entire snack supply, you lose your MAGINOT BLUE STARS security clearance.

L54[16:48:54] <Azander> !mission

L55[16:48:54] <LunchBot> You lose your lunch license due to unsanitary conditions in the preparation of porkchop plots. Structural failure occurs on the linkage between Jebediah Kerman and EAS-1 External Command Seat.

L57[17:45:36] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L58[17:45:36] <LunchBot> You try to perform a barrel roll while on the ground. This proves to be the final straw. You are exiled from Kerbin forever.

L59[17:46:01] <Eddi|zuHause> farewell, then.

L62[17:47:02] <darsie> .

L64[18:49:07] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add This is the last straw! (And you cannot purchase any more until next Monday.)

L65[18:49:07] <LunchBot> Added outcome: This is the last straw! (And you cannot purchase any more until next Monday.)

L66[18:49:47] <Althego> hehe

L68[19:50:24] <FLHerne> .mission add In FLOOYD Dynamics' new process, kerbals are perfused with epoxy resin including full replacement of all blood and other fluids. This results in much-improved dimensional stability in extremes of temperature, pressure and humidity, along with greater mechanical strength and abrasion resistance.

L69[19:50:24] <LunchBot> Added mission: In FLOOYD Dynamics' new process, kerbals are perfused with epoxy resin including full replacement of all blood and other fluids. This results in much-improved dimensional stability in extremes of temperature, pressure and humidity, along with greater mechanical strength and abrasion resistance.

L70[19:51:29] <FLHerne> I was going to add resistance to fungal and insect attack but it got too long

L71[19:55:48] <darsie> There should be space for mission+outcome.

L72[20:05:48] <FLHerne> there is (for non-pessimal combinations), it's only ~300 chars

L73[20:06:26] <FLHerne> longer would be too long for that reason, and also just too long for the desired format

L74[20:08:36] <raptop_> This kills the kerbal?

L77[20:22:41] <FLHerne> hm

L78[20:39:31] <FLHerne> .outcome add The connection is lost after more shouting.

L79[20:39:31] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The connection is lost after more shouting.

L80[20:39:47] <FLHerne> (from a particularly depressing accident report :-( )

L81[20:46:50] <umbralraptop> meep

L82[21:20:44] <Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add To run any more missions, wait 23 hours and 59 minutes, or purchase a booster pack.

L83[21:20:44] <LunchBot> Added outcome: To run any more missions, wait 23 hours and 59 minutes, or purchase a booster pack.

L84[21:22:32] <darsie> Let's do the time warp again.

L85[21:28:49] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L86[21:28:49] <LunchBot> You stir the tanks. Oops, wrong channel.

L87[21:29:35] <Eddi|zuHause> you know these situation where you don't want to know what the right channel is? :p

L88[21:36:28] <Althego> i sense a main b bus undervolt

L89[21:36:42] <sandbox> !mission

L90[21:36:42] <LunchBot> You perform a Solar Oberth Maneuver. Jool tosses you out into interstellar space, with a passive-aggressive note telling you not to come back.

L94[23:53:21] <Azander> !mission

L95[23:53:21] <LunchBot> You start a new podcast. Unfortunately Jeb could not read the space toilet usage instructions in time.